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  • WHAT WHAT'S THAT? My background looks different. (jk it always looks hella good)

  • I better do something about that...

  • *Swedish Life Struggles*

  • That better for you? (Edgar is chillin)

  • *Bob the Builder theme song* COPYRIGHT Beeetch

  • That actually looks quite nice

  • That actually looks quite nice. It costed $30

  • * bob the builder theme song still plays *

  • Ah!

  • * still playing *

  • Uhg.

  • OOOH!

  • * moan *

  • Top comment will decide what goes on the wall.

  • I'm giving you this power. 'Cause with great power comes shitty backgrounds.

  • What should I put on the wall?

  • You tell me. And if it's something cancerous, I'll still put it!

  • If it's something horrifically offensive, I'll put it!

  • If it's your momma's asshole, I'll still pudding

  • It's gonna be the best damn wall you've ever seen.

  • [Trump Donald] Who's gonna pay for the wall!

  • [Audience] Mexico!

  • [Trump Donald] Who?

  • * dramatically zooms in to mexican-looking guy *

  • [Audience] Mexico!

  • I asked you bros - think you are clever

  • You think you're smarter than me?

  • Probably. Yeah, no, de - definitely.

  • Alright, let's see - let's see what you got.

  • Bring it on, bros.

  • So it's time for me - ugh.

  • * adjusts flimsy ass microphone *

  • To read your... roooasts.

  • Holy shit there's a lot of them.

  • You guys really didn't hesitate.

  • A hundred thousand comments...

  • Wow, that's just...mean.

  • Congratulations on being the most overpaid man-child of 2016.

  • Hope 100 million comes faster than you do reading Septiplier fanfiction.

  • Who knows maybe 2017 will hold some quality content but let's get real,

  • the epitome of your "entertainment" will be dick jokes for 12 year olds.

  • Nah, but seriously, pewds, I really enjoy your videos and love how much you have evolved as a content -

  • What the fuck?

  • Make up your mind!

  • I thought for once! We had a fan with a little bit of stomach!

  • I thought for once

  • We had a fan with a lil' bit of stomach.

  • You're trying so hard to be a wanabe filthy frank that it actually makes me wish for your annoying "screaming at the camera for the lols while playing some shit came" content to be back.

  • Okay.

  • Okay i- i wanna - i wanna be..frank

  • I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be frank.

  • I wanna make fun of disabled people.

  • Alright, Chey Johanson.

  • "Actual photo documentation of a big nerd."

  • "Oooh, I'm such a nerd. Ooh."

  • Actual photo documentation of a cry for attention.

  • That's what that should say. You're welcome, Chey.

  • In recent years bee colonies around the world have been collapsing at an unprecedented rate,

  • a rate that is alarming many food producers because it affects every crop that depends on

  • Uh, direct - depends directly or incorrectly on bees for population

  • At present this is done efficiently and 'free of charge' by bees.

  • But some scientists believe that if bees continue to die out at the present rate,

  • bees may disappear altogether within a few years. Sad react only.

  • *sad music*

  • *sad music continues*

  • No more bees...

  • That's horrible.

  • No more bee movie memes.

  • there will never be no more bee movie memes

  • I love how you say that your content is better nowadays,

  • when its just a combination of desperate filthyfrank copycat and youtube rants no one asks for.

  • Just go back to your gaming videos because it was the only thing you were good at, in life.

  • So I was good at something. Well, thank you.

  • Oh yeah, don't forget the clickbait title because that's the only way people will be interested in you and your content.

  • Alright, Mr. Reza, alright.

  • Let me tell ya, ain't nothing interesting about you.

  • Anything that you - oh, my god. Is that...Is that bread and olive oil?

  • I take it all back.

  • Oh, this guy. I can really take - *laughs* this guy.

  • *laughing continues*

  • This is not roasting, this is just being mean.

  • You guys are just mean.

  • You have to be funny, otherwise you're just mean.

  • *sad music*

  • *groans*

  • Not sure why your channel was in my recommended list

  • maybe this is what happens when you watch too many animal planet videos.

  • *roast worthy music*

  • That's a good roast. You know what?

  • Joel Dha - Dharmaraj, I'll give you that one.

  • You're pathetic. I can't believe that you fooled everyone that you're gonna delete your channel when you reach 50 million subscribers.

  • Oh. Did I fool you? Is that why?

  • But you didn't! Little desperate to reach your milestone of having 50 million subscribers.

  • Shows that you're nothing but an attention seeker and a greedy bastard.

  • Oh, and btw, I'm glad your neighbor kicked you out of your old home due to the fact that you scream like a little girl whose vagina is getting stretched.

  • There needs to be a little bit of comedy. You're just being mean.

  • You're just - you're just being mean. Okay?

  • I don - what am I supposed to reply?

  • to you, Dave? What am I supposed to say?

  • The fact that your mustache...

  • *giggles*

  • Is the saddest excuse of a mustache I've ever seen.

  • How 'bout that?

  • I bet your blonde hair is fucking dyed.

  • Homosexual dicksucking ballsthrumbing faggot.

  • Go get a dick. 'Cause apparently you can't get a life.

  • Dick equals life...

  • *angelic chorus*

  • Hello, my name is Hristolav Goranov and I'm bangin' my sister.

  • *rap music*

  • You're so retard that even YouTube -

  • Well, if you can't properly conjugate the word 'retarded,'

  • Then when you call someone retarded, you kind of failed.

  • Couldn't even get three words in.

  • Great, Felix's using his viewers to give him new video ideas for his dying channel

  • maybe he'll start gaining subscribers, or even, get views through some way outside of clickbaiting gullible viewers.

  • *explosion sound*

  • You were better in 2012 (oh, wait, that's not a roast, that's the truth).

  • 50,000 likes.

  • *explosion sound*

  • Let's watch a video from 2012.

  • I'm ju-

  • A random video. Let's just see.

  • Here we go. Here's a video.

  • From 2012. Smack them titties.

  • [Video Pewds] Hello? Ah!

  • [Video Pewds] Okay. Back off! Power of Satan!

  • [Video Pewds] Smack that! Oh, I can't smack you with the cross

  • [Video Pewds] There we go! The dark sha -

  • You know what, they're right. That's hilarious.

  • [Video Pewds] Gotcha.

  • [Video Pewds] Dog shaped gong of justice.

  • It's just - it's just cringe.

  • I don't get it. I don't get it.

  • *groan* why?

  • * sniff *

  • You have 50 million subscribers. Each video, you have at least 3-4 million views. That's like 46 million people ignoring you every day.

  • *laughing*

  • You fuckin' bitch.

  • Remove 'Pew' and 'Pie' and you'll get the future of your channel.

  • I miss the old Pewds, you know. The one that wasn't driven by the sub count or the youtube awards.

  • The simple Pewds who made me laugh hysterically. Seems like you killed him off.

  • Here's like one of those whiny comments for no reason.

  • Like, I genuinely don't care about subcounts anymore.

  • Like I - I've never watched it.

  • Like, back in 2013-14, I would watch my subcount literally every single day.

  • Like I don't even care anymore.

  • Like it's cool that we've hit 50 million, but I mean it when I say it's irrelevant.

  • And it's weird to me that for some reason people pick up that it's the complete opposite.

  • Like, this Eugene Choi guy is like -

  • You've killed this old Pewdiepie. All you care about is subs now.

  • Before you were - before you were different.

  • But literally it's the complete opposite.

  • I don't know - I think people just like to complain.

  • I think people like to whine and make up their own reason why.

  • Oh, hey, Pewdiepie. I noticed recently you've been standing up for the little guys on youtube.

  • Pity you need RedTube to get your little guy to stand up.

  • *laughing*

  • See, that's a roast!

  • That's funny, at least!

  • Thank you, Adam Norwood.

  • This is what I expected, like funny comments.

  • Literally all I get instead is like - eh

  • Hey, I love your videos, man

  • Aw.

  • Finally, I nice comment. You know, for now, I accept it.

  • I love all the livestreams you do. And all the charity you've done.

  • Well, thank you.

  • I appreciate that you enjoy.

  • Especially love your drunk Minecraft and...five nights at Freddie.

  • Oh, wait, that's Markip-

  • *explosion*

  • PewDiePie, more like, shut up, you drama queen

  • Are you trying to imitate Leafy?