字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント *piano music* WHAT THE FUCK DI- [urging to puke] [urging to puke] [urging to puke] Yep.. TAY SWAY Guide me *inaudible* ♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪ Choo Choo on this mother fucker. ♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪ Yep.. What the fuck are they doing??? WHY?! [VICTORY SCREAM] Yep.. [Groaning] [Groaning] *Poods is grossed out* You wanna see some fireworks m8? (nu) [lighter clicks] Not everyone is ready... [Groaning] *More fart like groaning* Yeah you better back up a little bit more man.. ♪ Intense Dubstep ♪ [groaning] *More Fart Groans -3-* [burp] No fear! Thats right! [jumpscare] Okay- you're good You're good Thank you. Thank you. Yep.. [vomits] Oh, its good! [puking intensifies] (Background: I hate peedeepie) Because... pewdiepie sucks and.. his fans sucks. Fanboys... sucks. Pewdiepie sucks... I hate fucking pewdiepie... Don't call me fat.. because your fat too! BITCH! *Silence* *Poods contemplating life decision* Yep..*oh fuck* Here we go... OH OHH OHHH OHHHH AHH AHHHH BROS! I'll have you know I LOVE YOU ❤ I will never forget you ❤ ♪ Dramatic Music ♪ This is it. Hey! Im actually fine :D [explosion] This one's for TImmy! This is it for Private Clutch Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna make it! I'm out of ammo! Tell my subs.. Tell the Bros.. [radio]: Private Pie, I've got good news! - What? [radio]: You've taken out the enemy They're all dead! - Really? Oh.. Well, how about that bitches! Yep.. [woman]: I think PewDiePie probably does prank videos like, with dick slaps, I don't know.. *deadpanned face* *I am disappointed.* [Pewds: Surprise motherfucker! Surprise motherfucker!! Oh! OH MY GOD! NO! NO! NUN HUN HUN HUH AH PFF PFSS PFFU *BOOM BITCH* Oh! WHAT THE SHT WAS THAT- Zero deaths! Pewds never dies! What is this magical device? [laughs] [laughing continues] OH! OH! OH! OH! OH OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHH! Haters doubted that I couldn't do it.. But they were- *rlly bitch?* This is art! Like, this-is-art! You can't argue with art! Hey!! ♪ Inspirational Music ♪ *I'm VERY uncomfortable right nao.* ♪ Inspirational Music ♪ ♪ KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪ [guy in the phone]: Hello.. [Pewds]: I will find you.. - Hum, why?? - I will look for you! - What the fuck - And I will fist you- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Brofist.. you! *shit! nvm* - Are you crazy? - No.. I'm pewdiepie... - Ehmm, okay.. *Call Ends* [laughs] Man.. Literally felling this.. I'm in another game. Oh my God There's a car level coming up! *pewds tries a daring attempt to get sum pussy.* How you ladies doing? MORE! MOORE! YEAHH! Ahh Taste good!! YEAHH! OHHH MORE! MORE POW- ♪ ROCK ♪ ♪ Sentimental Music ♪ *Pewds hides in his shell* ♪ Sentimental Music ♪ The fuck was that? ♪ Sentimental Music ♪ *rip* ♪ Sentimental Music ♪ You think this is some kind of game? Technically, it is. *snort* ♪ Sentimental Music ♪ ZERO DEATHS. It's a tricky part [Conan]: Are you nervous about playing with me humm, you know legend - I think you should be nervous - Yeah? - I've seen you play Conan [laughs] - You're pretty awful! I- [Pewds]: We can't make any more mistakes! [Cry]: Cut......the..... [Cry]: Alright, you said there's a red wire? - No! FU--*dies before explodes* What does it say? It's the 1 million one and it's fucking BROKEN! "Congrats for surpassing one million!" Oh that's cool! That happened years ago! GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!! (55*) Hey Jack! This is what your fans think you look like..*Helloooo...* but this is what you really look like! *ohhhhhhh* Which is convinient.. because you videos are about as cringey as a dove commercial! [some kid]: I can't fuckng stand you, you son of a bitch! [Pewds]: I think this guy is actually legit! - You're a fucking useless YouTuber you little cunt! - Oh, oh, heyy No! - You make thousands of dollars..EVEN MILLIONS OF DOLLA-- - [laughs] Thousands of dollars.. That's cute! [laughs] I'm gonna shave! [Maya]: Fine... If you shave.. I'll make it so that Marzia.. Won't! *OH FUCK* ♪ Swaggy Music ♪ They call me Beast Master 64! I'm the greatest pokeman hunter alive. ♪ Dramatic Music ♪ Step by step.. OUGHH *JUMPSCARES* *c'mere bitch* *distorted* Game Over.. The fuck was that? That's a Pokémon right there! That's a Pokémon! OH MY GOD ;-; That's my Pokémon! *GUNSHOT* ♪ Dramatic Music ♪ ♪ Emotional Music ♪ If Pokémon aren't real Then dogs aren't real either *SOBBINGS* *GUNSHOT* [SCREAMS] FUUUUUUU- "I can't believe this happened.." "I can't believe this.." "You won't believe this.." "SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME!!" *fucking liar* " I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE KIDS.." *they smoke crack?* "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS.." " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.." " I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL!!" " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.." " I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS.." " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.." " CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS Get the boat! Get the boat! Get- The Pok-A-Bitch! I'm gonna have to send a Pok-A-Bitch C'mon Pok-A-Bitch! GO POK-A-BITCH! AHH! C'mon! OH! GET HER!!!! Don't film this! [Sorshit]: What the fuck are you doing? - Yeah what the fuck am I doing? - What the fuck are you doing? - Godammit! What the fuck am I doing? What the fuck am I DOING? - What the fuck are you doing? - I'm not a vegan! I wasn't dead! Oh my God! NO!! ♪ 'Cause you had a bad day ♪ ♪ Your takin one down ♪ [Pewdiepie]: Just sing a sad song, just turn it around.. If you don't have core message as making a positive impact on the planet, what the- W-w-w-w-w-what t-t-the What the fuck are you doing? - Oh my God there it is! - There it is! There it is! It's right there! Remember me! Camera man.. Remember me! So, Sky News posted: "Popular YouTuber PewDiePie unverified due to suspected relations with ISIS.." It seems legit right? We got it!! Yes! [laughs] Where's the drone seriously? OK The fuck was that sound? *SIGN MY SHIRT BITCH!* AHHHHHH! [Malcom]: The most important part.. - The most important part, here it comes.. ok - PewDiPie is gay! Pewdiepie EXPOSED [Marzia]: You can even scoop your tongue like that and you hold it and then you just- - I see.. There's a Demon on- [Marzia screams] How does that EXISSS- I will send out my greatest achievement.. Squirtle! I've infuse him with my own DNA FIRE THE CANONS! ♪ Dramatic Music ♪ *Cannons Bursting* ♪ Dramatic Music ♪ Squirtle.. ♪ Dramatic Music ♪ I need to save him! ♪ Dramatic Music ♪ Sending the helicopter! ♪ Dramatic Music ♪ ♪ Sad Music ♪ My face is just like: "Oh God, this is gonna be in the internet forever now.." OH! What the ff- ♪ Jurassic Park Theme ♪ Aw shit! Oh no! Yep.. To get your core message across you really gotta hit those points.. fast! Marina get it fast! As much information as fucking POSSIBLE! GO! [Marina Joyce]: You should watch, 'Cow Spiracy??' because it's a very good thing to watch, but it's gorey, so I don't recommend watching it. What the fuck does that mean? Ouch! Shit. [Minacha]: I'm minacha please.. - "I'm minacha please.." Minacha please... You're a minacha please? Minacha please *best dance ever* ... Please satan.. No... No more... dancing. *do my evil bidding* UGH! Nein..Nein.. ;-; AAAAH *screams* Oh no you saw me! Oh.. ohh.. T_T That's so embarassing You sold everything what do you have now? I have.... *laughs* I have bullet ball. *cries* I don't even have a home to go back to... ♪ Inspirational Music ♪ You don't understand. I'm gonna pleasure myself with this fish. It is- pleasure yourself! What the fuck! Fuck this game! What the fuck me? You recommended the game! You recommend-- *relationship goals af* ♪ Romantic Music ♪ *surprised* *laughter* *He done fucked up* Pewds: Oh, wow...what is it?? Wehfhehuh...you think because you have green hair, you're better than me? Jack: I didn't turn off the comments. *waht* GET PIED Marzia??: You want me to take it off? Pewds: Not now...we're filming... *...* *FUCK.* *laughs* *ZZZZZZZAP!!* Jack: OOOOOH!!! Pewds: *laughs* Jack: I felt that here and here!! Jack: That was weir--No!! GO AWAY you fucking...asshole.. Marzia??: Keep your eyes open and look at me when you kiss me. *fangirls....no.NO.* ♪ To the sky ♪ ♪ To the moon ♪ ♪ Making my Skyline brand new ♪ [Guy #1]: ...work if we get 50K likes, so...you don't need to hit it or anything, but..uh...FUCKING hit it. Pewdiepie: AYO WHAT IS UP!!! 50 MILLION LIKES!! CAN WE HIT IT UP ON THIS VIDEO?!?! 50 MILLION!!! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE I KNOW YOU SEEN IT!!! WHAT ARE YOU? BLIND??! *no i'm frank.* *Pewdiepie.exe has stopped working.* [Michael]: Don't eat anymore! You're crazy! I put a whole...pipette....of this.....CRAZY stuff in it. [Pewds]: You actually did it? [Pewds]: Michael. For real? [Michael]: Yeah... *EEEEEEEEENGH* You know...part of me is angry...but the other part is real proud that you tried to kill me. I'm poppy I swear to you...at 50 million subs...when we hit 50 million....I am deleting my channel. *drowning in sorrow* *eeew...that's gnarly* I wanna die. *same* Poppy: I can't find it...*find what?* I think she's looking for her- she's looking for her quality content. ♪ Why cant we be friends ♪ Jack: Technically, now at..1.3 Million dollars. *Screams of Joy* *OHHHHHHHHHH* [Edgar]: NEXT ingredient. Edgar: Every Christmas...was a sad memory...because grandma was an alcoholic. Edgar: But we have to honor.....her recipe. dun do it oh noes ONE MILLLION DISLIKES!! OR I'LL DROWN MYSELF. *screams of pain* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA That was the joke. That was it...that was...the.........that was the joke. First of all....WE did this. Oh! It's got the brofist! It's a custom! That's really fucking cool. AN exclusive...ULTRA rare...it smells LOVELY. Alright! I hope you enjoyed this montage. And if ya did... make sure you leave aaa..... Actually...why don't you check out ANOTHER montage..that we did last year? I think 2016, was one of my favorite years on YouTube so far...aaaand...it would not be possible...without you guys watching. Subscribing, Balling...(wait wut) ...and all that shit. So, I appreciate that...and thank you. It means the world me. 'Fo you click...bwoOwfist. JESUS these captions were poisoned with spam... not all heroes wear capes ya'kno?