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  • Hey, how's it going, bras Ma name is POOODIPAAHH i moved office again as you can see...

  • ...for another time.

  • I'm in this new space, it's pretty cool. It's my own space.

  • It's definitely my... *laughs*

  • pahla-a-a

  • Y O U P I C K E D T H E W R O N G H O U S E F O O O O O O O O O O O O

  • Jack: This is mine. My padded cell Felix: I knew you were insane

  • Felix: I knew you were one of those people with that-

  • Felix: *claps* We're going to do Five Weird Stuff Online

  • Felix: With Jackspedicey.

  • (music plays)

  • Felix: Item Number One. Jack: What are you going to start with?

  • Felix: I don't know. Both: *lame laugh*

  • Felix: Let's go with the biggest. I have this bag of a bunch of shit I bought online.

  • Jack: Oh my God, Santa-sama

  • Felix: Okay, let's start with something lame, but I kind of want to try it out.

  • Jack: What's it called? AIRZOOKA? Felix: Yeaaah!

  • Jack: It's like twice the size of that kid.

  • Felix: I feel like the scale is not...

  • Jack: Perspective? Felix: Look at that

  • Jack: *laughs* Felix: Heh

  • Felix: So this is an bazooka

  • Felix: Seems like too much effort to put together.

  • Jack: No, it looks cool!

  • Jack: The fuck is all this?

  • Jack: Looks like something fucking Megaman uses

  • Felix: It does yeah, actually

  • Felix: Maybe I should read the instructions Jack: *laughs*

  • Felix: Are you ready to get airzooked? (screaming)

  • Felix: What are you doing?

  • Jack: I'm- I'm zooking ;)

  • Jack: ..Bazinga.

  • Felix: BAZINGA

  • Felix: Are you ready to get airzookad, bruuh?

  • Jack: No-

  • Jack: You have to pull like this

  • Felix: I knew that Jack: *giggles*

  • Felix: Oh shit, okay, I get it

  • Felix: How close?

  • Jack: I don't know.

  • Both: *laugh* Felix: You scared now, boy?

  • Felix: You were making fun of it before!

  • Felix: I can see your stupid face through here as well.

  • F L O O P

  • Jack: Oh my God! *laughs*

  • Felix: Was it bad?

  • Jack: Just POW!!!

  • Felix: *breaks airzooka* OH, SHIT!

  • Both: AIRZOOKA?! *rip*

  • Felix: NOOO!

  • Jack: Okay

  • Felix: Hit me, bro

  • Felix: I'm ready *mad pewds*

  • Jack: Ya ready, boi?

  • Jack: *imitates Felix* You blink,

  • y o u l o s e.

  • (airzookafail.mp3)

  • Both: *giggle*

  • Jack: This thing fucking sucks ;)

  • *Jack blows air towards Felix*

  • Felix: A A A A H H H H

  • Jack: AIRZOOKA!

  • Felix: Thank God there was cover here

  • Felix: Did you break it for real?

  • Jack: No the- ohh yeah.

  • *rip jack again*

  • Both: *laugh* Jack: That works really well.

  • Felix: Do it..

  • Both: *Laugh*

  • Felix: Jesus-

  • Jack: It's the sound as well

  • Felix: Yeah, it kinda scares you

  • Felix: 3... 2... 1...

  • *le fabulous jump boi*

  • Jack: Aaww Felix: Yeeeaah!!

  • Jack: Don't look at me

  • Felix: How do I look like? *ur a bat pewds*

  • Jack: Uhh, so fucking weird.

  • Felix: *im scared*

  • Jack: Come close to the camera

  • Felix: *hisses*

  • Felix: I can't see anything

  • Jack: Okay too close, too close, you're good.

  • Jack: Oh my God

  • Felix: I can't even see myself in-

  • Felix: OH MY GOOOOOOD!

  • Felix: Your outfit

  • Jack: Really nice

  • Felix: Very nice

  • Jack: Very nice, very flowy.

  • Felix: Very nice! *handok.mp3*

  • Felix: I like it, jak sie masz.

  • Felix: When you put it on was remembering, when I was 5 at kindergarten

  • Felix: I played Peter Pan

  • Jack: Ooh

  • Felix: Yeah, and I had the exactly that outfit

  • Felix: But it was borrowed

  • Felix: so I was like, well it's not mine so should I.. remove my underwear?

  • Jack: WHAT?

  • Felix: I don't know I was like, that's kinda gross.

  • Jack: It's more gross when you have no underwear!

  • Felix: I was a kid okay?!

  • Felix: So I went naked out on stage with it.

  • Jack: Wait, like this?

  • Felix: Yes!

  • Jack: Oooh, bold move.

  • Felix: Hell yeah!

  • Felix: Alright. Let's see what we have here.

  • Jack: Think I saw something in there, I'm excited.

  • Felix: What did you see?

  • Jack: I'm not telling.

  • Jack: I'm not telling, Felix. I want board game!

  • Felix: Boi game?

  • Jack: Board game... But yeah, sure. You have fluff on your beard.

  • Felix: Shut up!

  • Jack: *mumbles* Wish I had wings...

  • Jack: What?

  • Felix: Don't you worry, Jackspedicey 5!

  • Felix: I got the Robo Twist!

  • Jack: OH MY GOOOOOOD!

  • Felix: It can twist anything!

  • Felix: It probably needs batteries, I just realised.

  • Jack: I'm excited for this one.

  • Jack: If only there was like a drone that like flew down on to it, then you could twist

  • Felix: There would be no effort whatsoever

  • Jack: If only we had another Robo Twist to get the box open!

  • Felix: Alright, you ready?

  • Both: Whoa whoa whoa!

  • Jack: Calm down, Robo Twist!

  • Felix: Stop twisting, Robo Twist!

  • Felix: It's no stop

  • Felix: oogh-

  • Jack: Fucking machines. You can't trust them.

  • Felix: Alright. AAAH!

  • Jack: AAHH!

  • Jack: Carefully. Both: *scream*

  • Felix: How does it work?

  • Jack: I don't know

  • Felix: Yeah! Jack: Oh!

  • Felix: YEAH. Jack: Robo Twist!

  • Felix: ROBO TWISTTT

  • Both: ROBO TWIST Felix: ROBO TWIST

  • Both: ROBO TWIST ROBO TWIST- oh

  • Felix: OHHH

  • Both: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

  • Jack: I was almost expecting this whole thing to shatter in our hands-

  • *Both laugh*

  • Felix: It's not stopping

  • Jack: It just want to keep on twisting. Felix: It just wants to keep on- *laughs*

  • Jack: It's just gonna crush it..

  • Felix: AAAAHHHH

  • Jack: NIPPLE TWIST!

  • Jack: That was amazing!

  • Felix: What could possibly beat that item? *Both laugh*

  • Jack: What beats Robo Twist?

  • Felix: I've been wanting to use these, for a long time

  • Felix: Since we have matching outfits and all...

  • Jack: Yess!

  • Felix: ...We get matching, uhh... Both: Otamatones!

  • Jack: That's what I saw in the box and I'm so fucking happy.

  • Jack: Except we might need batteries for these as well

  • Felix: You need batteries for these as well?

  • Jack: Yeah

  • Felix: *whispers* Fuck Jacksepticeye.

  • Felix: I can play myself..

  • Jack: You cursing me out?

  • Felix: No.

  • Jack: Bitch.

  • Felix: *whispers* He's a bitch.

  • Jack: Stab you

  • Felix: *chuckles* Jesus Christ

  • Felix: So what's more annoying than two loud-ass Youtubers?

  • *Otamatones make high-pitched whining sounds*

  • *Otamatones make high-pitched whining sounds*

  • Jack: It's like I'm looking into an audio mirror.

  • *Otamatone makes a very high-pitched sound*

  • Felix: Oh my God, stop. Jesus Christ.

  • Jack: *laughs*

  • Felix: We have to play something together. Jack: Wait.

  • *Otamatones make sounds*

  • Jack: I don't know

  • Felix: That was jammin'

  • Jack: There was- no, there was a was a Zelda-thing I learned

  • *Otamatone makes a tune*

  • Felix: What the fuck is that?

  • Jack: Duu, du du du dududuuu Felix: Oooh! Both: *laugh*

  • Felix: Do it again

  • *meme music 101 plays*

  • Jack: Aren't you Sweden's number one orchestra player?

  • Felix: That I- that I am, thank you!

  • *Otamatones make high-pitched sounds*

  • Jack: They're so fucking cute though.

  • *Otamatones make sounds*

  • *Otamatones make a very high-pitched sound*

  • *Otamatones high pitched sound intensifies*

  • *Both laugh*

  • Felix: What could possibly be better- oh shit I realised I have fucking wings and shit!

  • Felix: AH! SHI-

  • Both: *laugh*

  • Felix: Jack, do you like reading?

  • Jack: uhm.

  • Jack: no.

  • Felix: Well, I have something for you!

  • Jack: Whoa! The Lazy Readers?

  • Felix: -The Lazy Readers!

  • Jack: What the fuck are the Lazy Readers? *giggles*

  • Jack: Are they mirror glasses?

  • Felix: They are mirror glasses, BOI.

  • Jack: OOH.

  • Felix: They match your outfit *laughs*

  • Jack: Oh my God, that's so weird- I'm like walking and looking at my own feet.

  • *Both laugh*

  • Felix: Hey whaddup, BOI?!

  • Jack: Oh Jesus Christ!

  • Both: *laugh*

  • Felix: I see- *laughs*

  • Jack: Can you see-

  • Felix: Wait, wait, I gotta show you... Can you see your fucking eyes?

  • *Both laugh*

  • Jack: Can you see me, boi?

  • Jack: I don't know if you can see cos of the lights

  • Felix: It's probably- OH I see, I see, yeah!

  • Both: *laugh*

  • Jack: Those are so weird

  • Felix: Whoa, it's like I'm playing a video game. Jack: And- They're so clear as well.

  • Felix: I see my knob as well. That's great.

  • Felix: Oh hell yeah, I get it!

  • Jack: Yeah! *laughs*

  • Felix: I get it! This is awesome!

  • Both: *laugh*

  • Felix: Wait, where are you?

  • Both: *laugh*

  • Jack: Ooh my God

  • Felix: This one I bought... it had bad reviews-

  • Felix: *laughs* Stop doing that, it's so fucking creepy.

  • Felix: Oh shit- WOAH. WOAH.

  • Jack: Woahh-

  • Felix: WOAH.

  • Felix: Hell yeh!

  • Jack: ..You've wings though so it doens't work-

  • Jack: That's really fucking cool!

  • Felix: AAH

  • Felix: Alright, pass it along-

  • Felix: -You ready for the pass-along?

  • Jack: *mutters* ah yeh, fucking-

  • Both: *laugh*

  • Jack: Now we're just holding hands!

  • Felix: You ready for the pass-along?

  • Both: WHOOOOAAAAH!

  • Felix: Back at it again! Jack: With the white vaaaa-

  • Felix: AAAAAAAAH!

  • Felix: The last item...

  • Jack: *mumbles* That's fuckin' cool.

  • Felix: The last item, Jack. Are you ready?

  • Jack: I am.

  • Jack: Love this, totally life-changing bra.

  • Felix: Life-changing bra. Well, we just gonna have to see about that.

  • Jack: This is an actual bra?

  • Felix: Yeah, I didn't know your size..

  • Felix: I went with an A-cup.

  • Jack: Yeah, that's- that's probably accurate.

  • Felix: Eww

  • Felix: Ahh no.

  • Felix: Ohh... Jack: Oh nice.

  • Felix: Ooohohhoho

  • Felix: Oooh yeah!

  • Felix: Well, this just.. became really gay.

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Jack: PooDiePie channel 2017.

  • Felix: Do you need help with that?

  • Felix: You look like uhh, like a hawaiian girl or something.

  • Felix: *laughs*

  • Jack: These are my coconuts.

  • Felix: Alright, well that was- *laughs*

  • Jack: This is YouTube 2017 - loud noises and nudity!

  • Felix: Leave a like and check out Jack for some reason, if you haven't.

  • Felix: And as always

  • Felix: gayfister

  • Jack: What does it sound like when a thousand Jacksepticeyes get together? *giggles*

  • *Otamatones make a very high-pitched sound*

  • *Jack and Felix play the Otamatones*

  • Both: *giggle*

  • Jack: It's 'Darude - Sandstorm'!

  • Felix: *laughs*

  • *Jack attempts human music with Otamatone*

  • Felix: Surely we'll figure out how to play...

  • Felix: Oh that was the right tune!

  • Jack: Yeah!

  • *Otamatones play tunes*

  • Jack: *giggles*

  • *Felix attempts to copy Jack*

  • Jack: That's pretty good.

  • Felix: We'll take it! Both: *laugh*..

Hey, how's it going, bras Ma name is POOODIPAAHH i moved office again as you can see...

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