Oh, it's another gameplay video. Oh, how about that

みんな大好き Pewdiepieだｾﾞｪ!!

Pewdiepie never plays games!

今日もゲーム実況動画だぜ ！

shhhhhh shut the f**k u--

「Pewdiepieってゲームしなくなったよね～！」

I play games all the time, all the time.

(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾀﾞﾏﾘﾔｶﾞﾚｪｪｪ#@$&%!!!

Have you opened your eyes, okay? I play games. I'm a gamer okay?

俺はいつだってゲームしてるさ

I'm the best gamer in the world. You know why?

気付いてないのか？ 俺はゲーム実況者だ

Because I have the most amount of subscribers, yes, that's how it works.

俺はゲーマーだ 世界最強のゲーマーなんだ

More subscribers, better gaming skills

なんでかって？

get on it, it's not that hard

登録者が一番多いからだ そういうルールなんだよ

Last episode, I decided to draw a bunch of memes

登録者が多い＝ゲームが上手い だ

and it upsets some website that I never heard about

簡単だろ？

saying that I am now leaning into my new far-right following

前回 俺は色んなミームを描いたよな

because drawing memes

そしたら聞いたこともないサイトが 怒って記事を書いた

is a political statement everyone , everyone knows that

“俺は極右集団を支持してる”んだとさ

Everyone knows that! You can't draw funny pictures

なんたって ミームを描くことは 政治的声明だもんな

No no no no no that's a political statement, he's making there with that

世界の常識だ

The world is so f*****g stupid

世界の常識だよな！

What happened?

面白い絵を描いちゃダメだ！

What happened to everyone?

「なんてことだ アイツはあの絵で 政治的声明を出してるんダ！」

It even went viral on the Tumblr,

世の中 馬鹿しかいないな

And I was like, "Why?" That doesn't make any sense

何が起きたんだ？

and I found the source

みんなに何が起きた？

the source is

Tumblrでトレンドになったんだ

Wil Wheaton

何でこんなもんが 話題になってるんだ？って思ったよ

he reblogged it

原因が分かった

And I know it's him

原因は…

*laughs* because he BLOCKED ME

Wil Wheaton だ

"Oh pewdiepie drew, he drew the pepe meme,

コイツがリブログしてたww

I don't like it man!"

間違いないよ

BLOCK!

ブロックされたしな…www

I get it, I don't like cartoon frogs that much either.

「あーっ！PewDiePieが カエルのペペを描いてる！」

I have a toad. It's a s****y pet

「なんてやつだ！」

I actually you know what it's justified

「ブロック！」

To avoid any form of controversy, because that would just be the worst thing ever

分かるよ 俺もあのカエルは そこまで好きじゃない

I am going to draw, this time ---other people

俺もカエルを飼ってるが 最悪のペットだ

as requested by you bros

だから うん 正しい判断だよ

now, okay what should I draw, "draw my will to live" haha

これ以上論争が起きるのも嫌だから

Well, that should be a blank canvas

今回は 人を描こうと思う

*laugh at his own joke

Brosのリクエストを描くよ

All right, who should I draw, can I get an actual suggestion?

よし

okay I can't see anything so I'm just going to draw Will Wheaton

何描こうかな 「私の生きる意志を描いて」

just gonna draw--

( ´∀｀)ﾊﾊﾊ

his chubby little face

( ´∀｀)ﾊﾊﾊ

Ahhh come on!

( ´∀｀)ﾊﾊﾊ~

No one's bought it yet?

キャンバスを真っ黒に塗ろうか？

This game just piss me off, man

( ´∀｀)ﾊﾊﾊ~☆

I don't get it, man

誰 描こう

What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong in life?

もっと良いリクエストねぇのかよ

I just want Well Weton (Will Wheaton) to love me

全然良いの無いから Will Wheaton 描くよ

Does he not know about my wahmen respecting?

今からアイツの…

*giggles

まるっこい顔を描く

Great. I just drew---

( ´Д｀)＜オイ マジかよ～！

Great, alright well there he is

誰も買わなかったのか！？

*laughs

ムカつくゲームだな

there's nothing funny--

分かんねーな

well let's see how it goes, let see, okay, who should we draw next

何がいけないんだ？

Jake Paul, everybody

俺の何がいけない？

It's everyday bro

Will Wheatonに 好かれたいだけなのに

Oh shit

俺が女性を尊敬してるの 知らないのか？

"Monsieur, this tingles my facial hair!"

…wwww

okay, well--

よっしゃ できたww

Will Wheaton sold quick, uhh I guess

上出来だなww

here you go, take it

wwwww

He sold for nothing?!!

そんなに面白くないのに…ww

AHHAAHAHAA

売れるかな？ まぁいい 次だ

I didn't look at the price! What the f**k!

Jake Paul 描くか

OOHHhh nooo, fam

“It's everyday bro” ( 毎日だぜ 兄弟 )

ohhh no, hell, no man. God d**n it.

( ﾟДﾟ)＜おっと！

Why does no one want Nick Cromptooon??

「私の口髭が ビビッときましタ！」

Hahahahah, it's cute!

ああそう…

ahh shit, we gotta pay the bills, okay let's finish him

Will Wheaton 売れるの早かったな

There we go. It's beautiful.

ほら どーぞ

I'll call this one "

(；ﾟДﾟ)＜タダで売った！？

we came to

wwwwww

we came to a mutual

値段見てなかった！ww

we came to a mutual agreement"

嘘だろwww

Done, it's perfect.

(；´Д｀)＜そんなｧｧｧｱｱ～ww

It's my perfect art

(；´Д｀)＜なんてことを…ww

F**k we don't have a lot of money left

(；´Д｀)＜ﾋﾄﾞｲ

where's --- "This fella has no energy--"

なんで誰も Nick Cromptooon 買ってくれないんだよｫｫ！！

Well,

wwwww

you didn't watch hIS VIDEOOOOOOS

(*´∀｀)＜カワイイ！

alright who shold we draw next?

ヤバイ 請求書払わなきゃ 完成にしよう

well I guess it's Markiplier's turn, huh?

完成だ 美しい

let's do his uhhh Darkiplier, as its called

こう名付けよう

Always drawing teeth makes for great details.

「私たちは 合意の上で別れました」

Look at that, looks so much better now. Yes

よし

BEAUTIFUUUUUL

完璧だ

he's BEAUTIFUUUUUUL

完璧な作品だ

I can't be bothered to finish this garbage, okay there we go

ヤベェ 金がもう無い

f*****g hell

「この絵には熱意が感じられない」

"fanfiction crap"

へぇ？

Can we draw something decent now? Something more interesting, Jesus Christ

( ﾟДﾟ)＜コイツの動画見ろ！！

Pickle Rick it is, fam

よし 次は誰を描く？

finally a decent suggestion

じゃぁ次は Markiplier かな？

"fanfiction crap was sold"

じゃぁ“Darkiplier”ってのを描こう

great

そう呼ばれてるんだ

[intense music]

ディテールを大切に 歯も描くんだ

it's per--- hahah

見ろよ すっげぇ良いだろ

It's kinda cute. You know what? I'll take it

( ﾟДﾟ)＜ﾋﾞｭｰﾃｨﾌｫｰ!!

It's a f**k it alright there it is, f**k take it, just---

( ﾟДﾟ)＜とても ﾋﾞｭｰﾃｨﾌｫｰ!!!

"picklerick"

www

there we go

まぁ こんなもんだろ

[disgusting burp]

完成だ

"Draw Min YoonGi from BTS"

まったく

okay sure sure fam. I got you

「クソ二次創作」

I'm gonna draw the best goddamn fan art you've ever fucking seen baby

もっと良いのが描きたい

Can I uhh-- just the Nick Crompton one or is it just there forever?

もっと面白いヤツ

Okay, I guess they don't like

Pickle Rickだ！

They don't like Pickle Ricky there okay. I'm sorry.

ようやく良いリクエストがきた

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry

「クソ二次創作が売れました」

Now the thing is if this fan art doesn't come out perfect

www

I'm going to end my life

いいね

Life would not be worth living anymore

完璧…www

Remember this Felix, he has to be absolutely stunning

かわいいw

My whole life depends on this fan art, I'm not joking

いいね 俺が買いたい

It's beautiful. Let me just finish off with a little---

よし できた これで良い

*v is his band-mate's stage name*

「picklerick」

Perfect. It's perfect there it is

ほらよ

there it is, fam

ｹﾞ──( ´Д｀)──ｯﾌﾟ

there you go

「BTSのミン・ユンギ 描いて」

"MIN YOONH"

もちろん いいぜ

there you go, this one better make me rich

最高のファンアートを描いてやる

'fuck's with all these shitty suggestions man

Nick Cromptonは手直しできるのか そこで永遠に売れ残るのか？

okay, we can draw some fupa fan art

ああそう また批判か

everyone's always doing that

Pickle Rickyもお気に召さないか そりゃどうも

I think I'll draw this version

申シ訳ゴザイマセン

let's begin

このファンアートが もし完璧にできなければ…

I'm actually enjoying this, this is really fun to draw

人生を終わらせる

" The choice of color is a bit too radical."

生きてる意味なんて無くなる

The choice of letting you live is a bit too radical okay? How about that?

忘れるな Felix 彼は最高に魅力的なんだ

not afraid to spit the truth, fam

冗談抜きで 俺は人生を このファンアートにかけてる

Look at that boi !

美しい

Now that's art man

仕上げにちょっと…

That's fucking art. If that's not art, I don't know what I don't even want to know what art is

完璧

?I want to know what art is?

完璧だ

Is there any way we can make him a lil cuter, I feel like---

どうだ

oh there it is

できたぜ

there it is

買えよな

There it IIIISSSSSS

「MIN YOONH」

YEEEEEEESSS

これで儲かるぞ

I feel like the--- the art is trying to seduce me

クソみたいなリクエストばっかだな

I like it, keep going

デブの絵でも描くか

OOh yes, it's getting steamy in here

みんなやってるし

ohhhh yees

こっちを描こう

*laughs* I actually like it

始めるぞ

Yes ! It's beautiful

このゲーム 面白いな

I'll call it "FUPA"

「色のチョイスが過激すぎる」

I can't believe Nick Crompton hasn't sold yet

お前を生かしておくほうが 過激なチョイスだと思うがな

What the fuck

全部言い返してやる

"This fella has no energy--" fuck off! Yall fuck off

見ろよ コレ！

you don't know shit

これこそ芸術だ

okay who should we draw ne---

これが芸術…

"Draw Dolan Dark"

これが芸術じゃなきゃ 何が芸術なのか 知りたくもないね

Okay, all right Fam

♬ 一体何が 芸術なんだ～ ♬

I will I shall

なんとか可愛くできないかな？

I shall draw him, with all my might and power, you better watch your fucking duckling

おっ どうだ

You better meme out of this you fucking-- I dunno why I'm so mean to you now, all the sudden, you're beautiful

ええぞ

I think it's obvious that I clearly stopped trying at some point

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ええぞｫｫｫ!!

Here and this one, it just really doesn't look like a duck

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ﾖｯｼｬｧｧｧｧ!!!

alright, "MEMES", there you go

この絵…俺を誘惑してないか？

There you go, fuck off

嫌いじゃない 続けてくれ

Hey, Ethan's sold, everybody

(*´Д｀)＜ｱｧｯ❤

man, Fupa sold for a lot, Jesus

湿ってきたねェ…

wew should we do another Nick Crompton

(*´Д｀)＜OH YES❤

He looks so sad, I really want to capture his sad soul in this one.

wwww

I feel like-- what am I doing? What's happening?

結構好きだわ

Oh my God, an art critic

www

*gasp* The critic! He's judging my BTS fanart!

よし！美しい！

I see

「デブ」にしよう

What does he say?

なんでNick Cromptonは まだ売れ残ってるんだ

That's it??

信じられん

That's fucking it??

「この絵には熱意が感じられ…」

Fuck off

全員 失せろ！

*gasp*

お前らには分からん

MASTERCRAFT!!

次は何を描こうか…

HE CALLED IT A MASTERCRAFT!

「Dolan Dark 描いて」

MIN YOONH

おｋ いいぜ

MIIN YOOOONH A MASTERCRAFT

描いてやろう

I knew I had the talent

俺の力の限りをもって描いてやる 見てろよ

I knew I had the talent, man

ありがたく思えよ このクソ…

Alright, the next act, okay, what is that

急に酷い事言ってすまん お前らは素敵だ

I mean, I'll take it

もう諦めてるの バレバレだよな

"You have unlocked a new tool"

この絵…

Maybe I can actually draw properly now instead of these shitty ones

全然アヒルに見えないし

What do I do, okay, I draw, okay

もういい「ミーム」 完成だ

Cute, so what is this?

できた 失せろ

Oh it's much more defined

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜おぉ！

okay I got it

Ethanが売れたぞ！

Nice

「デブ」高く売れたなぁ

Ahhhh

もう一つ Nick Cromptonを描こう

Yes

悲しい顔だな

aaaah that every stroke makes me want to stroke a

この悲しみあふれる顔を表現したい

Nick,

何してんだ？どうした？

?Nick Crompton is the most beautiful man. I've seen,

うわっ…

I wanna run away, with you?

美術評論家だ

?Nick Crompton, just me and you ?

(; ﾟДﾟ)！！

Nick Crompton I just notice your collar's not---

評論家が！俺のBTSのファンアートを見てる！

It's not popping. It's not popping in this picture I just really--

そう…

just want to point that out, point that out to everyone

(; ﾟДﾟ)！！

[earrape version of Nick rapping]

(; ﾟДﾟ)！！！

His eyes

なんて！？

They scream

あれだけ！？

save me

( ﾟДﾟ)＜何もナシ！？

"Save me!"

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜失せろ！

tasukete (save me)

( ﾟДﾟ)！！

tasukete (help me)

名作！！

tasukete (save me)

名作だって！！

tasukete, pewdie-sama!

((*ﾟДﾟ))＜ミン・ユンギｨｨｲｲ!!!❤

tasukete pewdie-sama

((*ﾟДﾟ))＜名作 ミン・ユンギｲｨｨｲ!!!!

this collar

やっぱり俺には才能が…！

I'm gonna make poppin for you Nick

( ；∀；)＜俺には才能があったんだ…！

That's right. Look at it.

おｋ 次の幕はなんだ

It's popping

楽しみだ

That was beautiful. That was goddamn beautiful

「新しいツールを解除しました」

"tasukete pewdiesama"

これまでみたいなクソ絵じゃなくて ちゃんと描けるようになるのか？

Alright I'll let you guys guess which one this is

どうするんだ？描くか

It's My nama Jeff Channing Tatum, everyone

いいね どうなる？

I really captured it

あぁ～ リアルになったな

I really think I captured it quite perfectly I gotta say I'm-

分かった

very proud of myself

いいねェ…

feel like the eyes could probably use a little more work

おぉぉ

fuck it, there it is

すげぇ

"ma neme

この描き心地…描きたくなるよ

e jeeffffeeeEEEE"

Nickを

That's all for me for now, boys and girls

♬ Nick Crompton はこの世で最も美しい～ ♬

Mainly girls of course

♬ 君とどこか遠くへ行きたい ♬

Thank you for watching me draw--

♬ Nick Crompton お前と俺で ♬

this beautiful art

Nick Crompton 気付いたんだが お前の襟…

and I'll see you, in the next one

立ってねぇじゃねーか

Stay sistering--my fisters

この写真じゃ襟が立ってない