For me to lend my infinite, perfect wisdom

俺様が…

on this planet.

無限なる…

Either.io, the game of would you rather?

世界一完璧な知恵を

That's right. We're doing another episode of this

貸してやろう…

on my own free will

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ｳｪｯﾍｯﾍｯﾍwww

not because I saw someo- some other youtuber

「Either.io」

recently make a video about it

“どちらを選ぶ？” ゲームだ

And I'm like

そうだ またやることにしたんだ

"Yeah those used to get pretty good views.

俺自身の意思でな

Maybe I'll make another one of those"

別に 他のYouTuberがやってるのを 見たからとかじゃないからな

But you should be thanking me

別に…

Okay?

「( ﾟ∀ﾟ)あぁ！」

My morals are absolutely perfect

「コレは視聴回数稼げてたよな」

Okay, let's begin this stupid game. Okay

「俺もやろう」 とか考えてないぞ

Would you rather become a superhero or become a supervillain. To be fair,

お前らは俺に感謝すべきだ！

there's no cool supervillain. There's very few of them. They always make them so lame

いいか？

I think that's the problem with superhero movies these days. Is just the villains are so lackluster. Back in the day, you know Joker, Bane

俺の倫理観は完璧なんだ

Badasses, you know, what are they now?

さぁ このクソゲーを始めようか

Sergeant birdman

よし

sergeant

「スーパーヒーローになるか スーパーヴィランになるか？」

squad Fam Bird

正直 カッコイイ悪役っていないよな

Turtle man

本当に ほとんどいない

cat killer

製作者が わざとダサくするんだ

Nah, I'll become a superhero, easy. Moving on

最近のヒーロー映画の問題は そこだと思うな

oh and please do

悪役がパッとしないとこ

Leave your comments and thoughts in the comments in the comment section.

昔は “ジョーカー” とか “ベイン” とか…

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?

かっこよかっただろ だが 今はどうだ？

What do you think I'm some sort of fucking fish? Do I look like a fish to you? If I can fly,

鳥男軍曹～とか

then that means no effort, okay?

軍曹…

At least that's how I look at flying. If i- flying means I have to do this all the fucking time, then nah, fam

鳥スクワッド～とか

I don't want to fly. Okay, I'll take the breathing underwater

亀男とか…

I'll take the option where I don't have to put any effort, but if flying just means "Hey, I would like to go there" *Bzzz*

猫の…殺し屋とか

I'll take it. Thank you. Easy!

嫌だね スパーヒローにするよ

Can you get me some tiff- difficult questions please? This is too easy.

簡単だ 次いくぞ

Would you rather never be able to make a compliment?

あぁ そういえば

*thinks*

コメント欄にコメントと お前らの意見をコメントに書いてくれ

This is the easiest one I ever heard

「飛べるようになるか 水中で呼吸できるようになるか？」

Why would I want to make a compliment? I'm trying to wrap my head around- never be able to compliment

なんだよ 俺のこと魚だとでも思ってんのか？

*thinks again*

俺が魚に見えるか？

That.. supposed to be a bad thing? I don't.. Or never be able to complain. Well I think the choice is pretty obvious

もし飛べたら…

*laugh*

努力しなくていいって事だろ

What?!

「飛ぶ」ってそういうことだと思うけど

*surprised*

もし「飛ぶ」ってのが ずっとこうしてなきゃ いけないっていう意味なら

What?!

お断りだ

What are you, pussy boys?! 77% don't want to complain?! What are you, fucking b-b-g

飛びたくない

Gay? You never want to complain? Okay well then you can't complain about this: you're a little bitch. How about that

「水中で呼吸」するよ

Are you going to complain about it? You can't

努力しなくていいほうを選ぶさ

Jesus Christ

だが「飛ぶ」って アレだろ？

Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?

「あそこ行きたい！」と言ったら

Well again, the choice is obvious. Masturbation

⊂（＾ω＾）⊃ﾌﾞｰﾝ

Does that count as sex? I change my mind. I change my miiiiind!

当然そっちを選ぶ！

Fuck you. Would you rather be visited by Ancient Aliens or

簡単！

by mole p- what the fuck is mole people?

もっと…

Is that even a question? That's-

ﾑｼﾞｭ… [ 噛んだ ]

*laughs*

難しい問題 よこせ！

Great, great. That's like asking someone

クソ簡単すぎんだよ！

"Hey,

「一生 人を褒められなくなるか」…

would you rather meet the president or this homeless man?

こんな簡単な問題あるかよ…

I will be visited by the mole people.

人を褒めたいわけないだろ

The people living in our dirt and ground instead of the ancient aliens that can borrow u- that can borrow to us

今 理解しようとしてる…

Ancient technology, which y- could save humanity. No, thank you. I would like the mole people. I'll pick the mole people."

「一生 人を褒められない」…

Would you rather be part of a real giraffe?

それって…悪いことなの？

Would you rather be part of a real Jurassic park scenario or be part of a real day-after-tomorrow scenario?

「一生 文句を言えなくなるか」

Jurassic Park. It's like, "Would you like to be cold for a couple hours or would you like to be eaten by a badass dinosaur?"

答えなんて 決まってるだろ…w

I'll- I'll take the dinosaur. Would you rather glue your eyes shut with Superglue or

(；ﾟДﾟ)＜ハァ!?

spill hot glue over your naked lap? Easy

(；´Д｀)＜ハァ!?!?!?

Spill a hot glue over my naked lap. I've done it a couple times. It's a very sexually pleasuring experience

お前ら 何考えてんだ！？

I did it once by accident, and then I'm like, "Huh, that was pretty good." Would you rather live in a homeless shelter

77% は一生文句言いたくないって！？

with internet acces

何なんだよお前ら…

Okay. Or live an amazing house isolated from any outside contact? Well, you didn't say that I can't have internet

ホモか？

Okay, you just said no outside contact. How amazing is this house?

文句言いたくないって？

You know? Does it have a bowling alley? Does it have a private helicopter?

じゃぁ コレにも文句言えないな？

I- I- It's too vague. I'm gonna have to go with a homeless shelter. Well

“このクソビッチが”

I guess you're all a bunch of fucking idiots, huh? 2% of you are a bunch of idiots

気分はどうだ？

Congratulations. You want to live without Pewdiepie videos? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Moving on.. would you rather kill someone? Yes

「言い返したい」って？できないぜ

Oh wait, maybe I should read the full thing. And have nobody know? Yes

何考えてんだ

or

「一生 セッ〇スできなくなるか 一生 新しい事が学べなくなるか」

Not kill someone but have everyone think you did. I'll just fucking kill someone. What are you, stupid?

まただな 答えは明らかだ

I thought about this the other day, okay? People say, "I will never kill anyone" But I'm like

オ〇ニーがあるだろ

"Mm-mm." No, I think everyone will kill someone. I think it's in our blood, okay? I think if

…それもセッ〇スに入るか？

If given the right circumstance, you would kill someone, okay? If there was a button in front of you, and it said, "Well,

ちょっと待て！

If you don't kill this guy, all the people in the world is going to die", okay?

(；´Д｀)＜今のナシｨｨｨｲｲ!!!

You would kill it. Anyone would kill with the right circumstance, okay?

クソが

So don't fucking bullshit me with that shit. "I wouldn't kill anyone." Yeah you would

「古代の宇宙人に会うか？」

Okay, you would. You would

「それとも…」

I'd kill you for having shitty opinions.

“モグラ人間”ってなんだよ

Moving on,

こんなの問題でもないだろ…

would you rather fight the entire Smurf Village

…www

Or fight the full collection of Care Bears?

あぁそう いいね

What's a care bear?

こう言ってるようなもんだぞ

Oh my God, yes

「なぁ 大統領か このホームレス どっちに会いたい？」って

I would- I would not just fight them

「モグラ人間に会いたいワ！」

I would beat the shit out of them, and then when they're laying on the ground

「彼らは土の中で暮らしてるのヨ！」

I would take down my pants. I would unzip my huge-

「そりゃぁ古代の宇宙人は 失われた古代技術の 知恵を貸してくれるかもしれないし」

Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize?

「その知恵で人類を救えるかもしれないけど」

Here's what the question is actually saying: would you rather

「要らないワ！」

People look up to you and praise you and love you

「モグラ人間がイイノ！」

*burp*

「モグラ人間にスル！」

or

…wwww

Would you actually like to help s- help society? Would you actually like to do something good for humankind? But most people probably

「ジュラシック・パークの登場人物に…」

wouldn't give a shit. *laugh*

…www

Would you rather have to wear a full-body red leotard on your wedding day-

「ジュラシック・パークの登場人物になるか？」

but, that's what I was planning to wear

「デイ・アフター・トゥモローの 登場人物になるか？」

Thank you very much.

ジュラシック・パークだろ

So what's a red leotard?

これは「2時間ほど凍えていたいか…」

Hell yeah. Can you imagine me in that? That looks sexy

「カッコイイ恐竜に食われて死にたいか」 って事だろ

or have to have the person you are marrying

恐竜に決まってる

that day wear the full body red leotard?

「瞬間接着剤で目をふさぐか…」

So, Marzia in a sexy red leotard or me in a sexy red leotard?

「素肌の太ももに 熱接着剤をこぼすか」

Uh, excuse me. Marzia, I will have the privilege of looking hot in our wedding day, okay?

簡単だ

Would you rather be best friends with Harry Potter or be best friends with Katniss Everdeen?

太ももに 熱接着剤をこぼす

Who the fuck is Katniss Everdeen?

何回かやったことあるんだが 性的快感を覚える行為だぞ

Oh my God, I don't want to be friends with any one of these fa-

一度事故でやらかしたんだが 俺は…

I hated Jennifer Lawrence before it was cool

「(*´Д`)＜今のめっちゃイイ❤」

Okay? Way before it was cool

「ネット環境がある ホームレスの家に住むか…」

I saw through her obnoxiousness miles away. Her giant ego, her, (werid accent) "Oh look. I am le humble.

へぇ？

I am a little drunk right now, guys. I might say something totally crazy!

「外部とのつながりを一切無くし 素晴らしい家に住むか」

*laugh in a weird way*

「ネット環境がない」とは言ってないな

I am Jennifer Lawrence

「外部とのつながりがない」だけ

Please, everybody, love me. Look how bootiful I am. Look how humble I am."

どんな「素晴らしい家」なんだ？

Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or an ice cold freezing shower?

ボウリング場でもあるのか？

Well, I don't want permanent

プライベートヘリもある？

bu- damage to my body

曖昧すぎるだろ

So I'll take the ice cold one, because I'm a Swedish viking man and not a little pussy boy.

ネット環境あるホームレスを選ぶ

"Ooh! It's a little cold"

どうやらお前らは 頭が悪いらしいな

Ooh! My balls went inside my body."

2% のお前らはクソ馬鹿野郎だ

That's normal, okay?

オメデトウ

It's called masculinity.

PewDiePieの動画無しで生きたいって？

Gets 2% of fucking bitches.

そう言いたいのか？

How about that?

次だ 「誰かを殺すか？」

Congratulations.

当然！

Would you rather slam your hand in every door or

待て 全部読むべきだな

fall down every flight of stairs?

「でも誰にも気付かれない」

I would rather die. How about that? Which one will most likely kill me? The stairs

最高！

I'll pick that one. Thank you.

「誰も殺さない でも全員に殺したと思われる」

Well I guess- I guess

殺すに決まってるだろ

515,000 people are fucking idiots

馬鹿なのか？

Goddamn it pisses me off. So you're not paying attention to my morals? You're picking the wrong-

考えたことがあるんだが

You need help, you need guidance in your life

よく みんな 「私は誰も殺したりしません」って言うだろ

Stop making bad choices. Bad choices kill people.

それを聞くと 「イヤ～」って思う

Would you rather have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day or

誰でも人を殺すさ

Have a fashionista pick a new outfit every day.

それが俺たちの本能だ

I don't like when people dress me

もしも…

It was really fucking weird doing Scare Pewdiepie. We had a- she was very nice

“それなりの条件”があれば お前らだって人を殺す

But her job was to dress me, and I wasn't allowed to wear my own clothes

もしもお前らの目の前に 殺人ボタンがあって…

And it just really pissed me off because I'm like, "Oh, you don't want any form of authenticity

「この男を殺さなければ 世界中の人間が死にます」 って言われたら

in this show? You just want me to look like a goddamn product that you guys built?"

ボタン押すだろ

I don't know why it bothers me so much, but

条件さえそろえば 誰だって人を殺すんだよ

Hair- hair and makeup. Do my hair and makeup. I don't give a shit. Okay, well I guess

馬鹿げたこと言うんじゃねぇ

60% people are fucking wrong, okay?

「私は人殺しなんてシマセン～」

Would you rather always wear Crocs or always wear socks with sandals?

するさ

Can I pick both? I love Crocs, okay?

いいか するんだよ

Have you worn Crocs? Everyone hating on Crocs like it's a meme, like you can't think for yourself. "Oh Crocs are so ugly

するんだ

because that one meme

馬鹿なこと言ってると 殺すぞ

I saw online said it."

次だ！

They're fucking comfortable as shit, and they say the exact same thing with sandals and socks, okay?

「スマーフ村全体と戦うか」

"Oh, I know about them. You can't wear sandals and socks. (weird noises)"

「ケアベア全種類と戦うか」

I wear sandals and socks. It's comfortable as fuck. You can't stop me, okay?

「ケアベア」って何？

"Oh, you can't do it because someone else said that you can't do it (whiny noise)"

うっわ マジかよ

God damn, it pissed me off

戦うさ それどころか…

Fuck you. You can't think for that shit

ボッコボコにぶちのめして 地べたに這いつくばったら

You're not worthy of my fashion. You're not worthy of my morals. Fuck you. Leave a like on this video by the way. Appreciate it.

ズボンを脱いで チャックを下ろして…

Thank you so much. Leave a like if you like Crocs and leave a like if you like sandals. This has been, your boy, PewDiePie

「アカデミー賞を受賞するか ノーベル賞を受賞するか？」