I haven't played a game since I was born.

コレをプレイするのは…

You haven't played a game until you've played, Dead or Alive 3 Extreme Fortune

生まれて初めてだ

AINSLEY

お前らも…

What is your favorite game?

やったことないだろ？

Deadu araibu ekusuturimu de forutune

こんなゲーム…

You're god damn right....

「Dead or Alive 3」

*coughs*

「Extreme Fortune」

Deado o araibu ekusutorimu suri~!!

Ainsley⤴︎ !?( ﾟДﾟ)

*laughs*

お前の好きなゲームは何だァ!?

Dead or ali~!!

(日本語風に) でっど ･ おあ ･ あらいぶ えくすとりーむ ･ ふぉーちゅん。

exue~!

だろうなｧｧ…

Yes I know what you're thinking

(　>д

Yes, they did ask me to be a voice actor in this game

(　>д

Now I have the Japanese verison for some god damn reason (the second option says Owners Paradise pewds!)

ﾌﾟｯ…wwww

I paid way too much-don't ask how much I paid for this...

(*´Д`)＜ ﾃﾞｯﾄﾞｵｱ ｱﾗｨ↑～ﾝ❤︎

It doesn't have English subtitiles, we're gonna have to play this...

(*´Д`)＜ ｴｸｽﾄｨｨｨｨｨｲﾝ!!

in Japanese! {we gonna try to translate what's being said fam}

あぁ… お察しの通りさ､

It's confusing as fucking hell, but like it's such a bizzare game to play

このゲームの声優にならないか ってオファーが来たんだ

"Do you happen to know..." that it just makes it even better.

そして 何故だか知らんが 俺は日本語版のゲームを手にしている

"About those glorious days?" Now I'm sure there is some sort of story to this game-

クソ高かったのに

HO! {Pewds skipped the rest of the story, u might look up a playthrough if you want to know it}

値段は聞くな…

Wait, she's 147 centimeters. She's a goddamn midget or a 12 year old.

だから英語の字幕はないが､

What the fuck? {she's Swedish and watches horror movies for a hobby lol}

プレイするしかないようだな…

She fingering? She's fingering, what the-

日本語で！

WHAT IS THIS GAME? I haven't even started yet

メチャクチャ難しいぞ

HO!

まあ もともと理解に苦しむゲームだから

Oh my god!

あんま変わらんだろ

{our homegirl here likes to watch pro-wrestling and martial arts movies and is Japanese}

ああ、このゲームには 何かストーリーがあるんだよな…

150 with those...She weighs 45 kilos, I think we know where most of the weight is, oh my god

OH!!(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

I can't! This is too muc-is too much man!

ちょ…この娘 147cm！？

Oh my god

小人なのか 12歳児なのか…

How do I pick? there's so many good options*laughs*

なんなんだよ

If you ever feel like you wanna not live anymore, I really recommend just firing up this game and

え…手〇ン？

See-see if it chang- you've change your mind afterwards

手〇ンしてるぞ！ なん…

Here we go!

何なんだこのゲーム！？ まだ初めてもないけど！

"It's the ocean! I'm really here!"

ｳﾎｯ!!!(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

"I never-" BAHH "-thought I'd win a free trip from that raffle."

すっげぇな…

BLAHHH!

150 cmで この…!!!

I have no idea what's happening but I love it!

45キロだって…

I thought this was a volleyball game...I see two volleyballs but I don't see a court-

その重さの原因は明らかだよな…

Oh my god.

ああもう…アカン

"Um, if you'd like, why don't we play together?"

これは…やりすぎだ！

Am I supposed to answer that? *laughs*

マジかよ…どうやって選ぼう

WELL, I hope I don't offend her, uhhh

みんな 可愛すぎ…

Let's go with this one (no)

ｴｯﾍｯﾍｯﾍ(´∀｀*)

"Maybe, next time...please"

生きてるのがつらくなったら

I think I heard condom

このゲームをやってみなよ

I think we're about to p..play the game?

そしたらお前の考え方も

Let's play the pool!

変わるかもしれない

How am I supposed to...

やってくぞー

Can someone translate this? (laughing) What the...

ぶわああ:(；ﾞﾟДﾟ''):

Oh!

ぶあああ!!

"I wonder if I can do ths...?

何が起きてるか分からんが 大好き

WHAT??

バレーボールするゲームだろ

Is happening???

2つの“バレーボール”が見えるが コートが見えない

Was that a loading screen or was that the...

うわ なんだ

{that was an activity for daytime fam}

答えなきゃいけないの！？w

Day 1. Day 1 evening. Okay, so now we can...

彼女を傷つけないといいけど…

So we can go to do different things, so we're on...

えーと…じゃあこっちで

Okay, I get it! We're on holiday!

今 “コンドーム”って言った？

{Actually you're basically babysitting this guy's love paradise}

よし じゃあ今から…

Let's go to Niki Beach.

プレイできる？

"I wonder if I can do this..."

プールで遊ぼう！

What is she... WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

どうやって…

I mean... KAWAII NE~!

誰か翻訳してくれ！ww

Ooohhh.... Ho!

お！

This is ridiculous.

www

Ainsley, this is ridiculous.

アカン…www

Stop, just... please.

何が！

Please? PLEASE?

起きてる！？

"One day has already passed."

今のロード画面だったの！？

I'm gonna, I'm gonna... I'm gonna die.

それとも…

I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna live anymore.

「Day 1」

I don't understand. I don't understand how this is a game.

「Day 1 Evening」

I am just looking at anime babes!

おｋ…じゃあ今から…

YOU LIKIN' THIS, YEAH?

何か違う事できるの？

Leave a like for anime!

俺らは…

Hey, uh... it's a pres- it's a present, everyone!

おｋ 分かった！ バカンスに来てるんだな

And now I will choose to decapitate her.

「Niki Beach」に行こう

{she yawns and says she's going to sleep for the today}

このコ、何…

"I had a good dream last night! Good morning "

何 してんの！？( ﾟДﾟ)

OHAYOU GOZIMAS!!!

いや… カワイイネ!!(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Day 2, everybody! Clap it up! Day 2!

おうぅ…

Day 2, everybod- wait, how do you play voleyball?! I swear to God...

ほう!!!

That's a Volleyball!

これはダメ！

Okay, let's do it.

Ainsley!

Let's do it, let's just do it.

こりゃアカンわ！

"Ahh... This feels absolutely wonderful."

やめろ

She's not even lip-talking... whatever.

マジで…

What is happening?

頼む

What is happening...

頼む！

What IS this?

頼む!!!( ﾟДﾟ)

{photo ops fam, that's what that was, it's a mechanic of the game}

俺―

What was that?!

俺は

What was tha... it's a game!

俺は 死ぬ

With no gameplay!

俺はもう

{pretty much. why do you think there are so many boobs and everyone wears bikinis to sleep}

俺はもう生きていけない

But it's still the greatest goddamn game!

意味が分からん

How about we try one of these options? Okay...

これがゲームなの？

She kinda lits up a little bit, doesn't she?

アニメの女の子見てるだけじゃん

So you can play 2 players, I think.

お前ら 好きだろ？

Okay, so let's try...

高評価を

Maybe now, ok...

アニメに捧げ

X and Circle... ok.

へーい

Fruity? It says fruity.

これ…

I approve of the fruit!

プレゼントだぞ みんな

This has been PewDiePie, everyone.

えーと

And I give my seal of approval!

じゃあ 今から…

Of the fru... fruity.

このコの 首を切る

OH! MY! GOD!

ｵﾊﾖ ｺﾞｻﾞｲﾏｧ──ｽ!!(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

What are they doing? Why they gotta... are they gonna... are they gonna...

Day 2 だよぉぉ

(laughs)

手を叩こう♪

"Ye~p, This seems to be difficult..."

Day 2！

I started too early! Where was she goin'?!

Day 2 だ…

Oh my God.

マジで どうやったら バレーボールできるってんだ

This is... this is a game.

バレーボールだろ！

Okay, it IS a game, afterall.

おｋ やろう

Okay, so... let's try that again, then.

やったるぞ

I love the atmosphere of the game.

口動いて無いじゃん

Like it, it's got a good vibe.

いいけど…

It makes you feel good, it makes you feel warm.

何が起きてるの？

Just like the sweet release of death.

何が起きてるの???

(crying)

コレ 何なの???

Help me.

何だったの？

Help me...

何…

Help.

これはゲームだ

EEUUURGH!

全然プレイできないが

Okay, here we go!

それでも…

Go! Go! Run! Run! RUUUUN! COME ON! NO! GET IT!

素晴らしいゲームだ

FUCK YEAH!

このへん 試してみるか

"Don't mind if I do!"

おｋ

Fuck... *failed weaboo language*

名前がハイライトされてんだよな？

"I'm doing fine~!"

二人でも遊べるのか

*more failed weaboo*

やってみよう

*rapping* "Can you hear me?"

たぶん 今度は…

Yes, I can hear you! (in response to song)

おｋ

"One day has already passed."

☓と〇…

WOOOW! What a rush!

おｋ

WHAT A RUSH!!!

フルーティ…

"Pardon my disturbing..."

フルーティって書いてある

*engrish imitation*

あー…

It's all about the love!

フルーティのお墨付きだ(?)

Friendship........... and anime titty!

こちら PewDiePieです みなさん…

(singing to the music)

そして…俺は認めます…

Those bananas look delicious, amirite?

フ、フル、フルーティを…

Wow, those...

オー！( ﾟДﾟ)

"What a wonderful holiday, I had fun!"

マイ！( ﾟДﾟ)

Palm trees are so cool.

ゴッド！( ﾟДﾟ)

I'm not looking at anything, Marzia...

何やってんだ？

Well everyone, that has been... DEAD OR ALIVU!

何…

I think we should play more, uh... I think we should play more.

こいつら…

I want to play more. I want this game injected in my blood stream.

何すんの？

If I ever... this is a public, legally binding statement.

wwww

If I ever get in a coma, I want this game to be playing 24/7.

フライングした

And then I wanna stay on life support, and I never want you to wake me up.

どこ行こうとしてたんだ？w

Put this game in VR-

マジかよ…

Is this game out on VR?

これ…

I think this game is out on VR! Oh my fucking God.

これ ゲームなのか

The game is out in VR.

うん ゲームなんだな

It's been great, I'm just gonna fuck off for a...

おｋ じゃあ

This is all I've been doing as PewDiePie.

もう一回やろうか

I'm officially quitting.

このゲームの雰囲気 良いな

Uh, it's been..

素敵な感じ

It's been quite a journey with... we've been through quite a lot of things together.

良い気分になる

And a lot of things just happen...

なんていうか…

I just realized that all I really care about from now on...

“生からの幸せな解放”って感じ…

Is to play...

ゔ─────( ；∀；)

Oooh! WHOAHO!

助けて

*otaku orgasm*

助けて

AH IT'S TOO MUCH!

タスケテ

TURN IT OFF!

ゔえ

I almost died.

お゛えぇ

I'm happy to be alive, everyone. I'm happy to be alive.

お゛えぇぇぇ( ﾟДﾟ)

Alright, let's do one more vacation 'cause I...

よし いくぞ

Oh my God!

ゴー！

How old is she?

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜ゴー!!

Like I... It feels... Ok, nevermind. {They're both 18}

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜走れ！

Come on, we got to win this.

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜走れ!!

Come on girl, faster!

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜走れ!!

What are you doing?

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜走れェェ!!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!

行けっ!!

God Damnit! BAKA NE!!

アカン!!!

"Did you see that?"

取れ!!!

Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

おっしゃあああ!!!!( ﾟДﾟ)

You-dead-to-me. Dead. *spits*

よし!!!!

You disgust me.

ｲﾀﾘｶﾞﾁ────!!!(ﾟ∀ﾟ)☆

Alright, What else can we do?

ﾁｮｰｼ ｲｰｿﾞｫ──!(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

I fucking love the music.

日本語 分かるぜ

Let's go and have-

ワーオ！早いね！

Let's go to the sports center.

早いねェ!!

Oh my god

ｵｼﾏｼﾏｧｽ!

We can buy a new- Hello.

このゲームは愛がテーマだ

Hello!

そして友情…

-Hello!

そして…アニメのおっぱい

The customizations!

あの“バナナ”…美味そうだよな

Aww, I don't have enough!

分かる？

*suddenly british* For fuck's sake, man!

わあ、あの…

Alright, well I'm gonna play the game until we have it- no...

ヤシの木 かっこいいな

No! No! No!

何も見てないよ Marzia

You can buy...

はい みなさん…

A watermelone!

ﾃﾞｯﾄﾞｵｱｱﾗｲﾌﾞ☆でしたw

I just brought a watermelo~ne!

もうちょっと遊ぼうか

AND a PIZZA!

もうちょいやろう

Yes, I wrapped the pizza! (laughs)

もうちょい やりたい

Did I just fu...

このゲームを体内に取り込みたい

Did I just make a pizza into a wrapping gift?

もし俺が…

That's amazing! Let's try... The Pool.

あ、これは

WHAAAAT?!

法的拘束力のある 公的宣言だ

Okay, so we gotta hit the commands.

もし俺が昏睡状態に陥ったら

*lazily singing to the music*

このゲームを常にやらせてくれ

Oh shit, this looks tricky...

生命維持装置をつけて

Okay, here we go.

一生 起こすな

Oh my God this- NO! GET UP!

このゲームをVRで出すべきだ

Oh, she's wet now! Oh no!

え、VRで出てる？

What? I only get one chance?! {do not miss your chance to blow}

VRで出てるのか？

"Heheh, I am the best!"

マジかよ…

Shut the fook up...

VRでプレイできるのか

This game just makes me happy.

もういい

I dunno what to s...

俺は消えるよ

Shut the fuck up, alright?

今回がPewDiePie最後だ

You're spoken when spoke- you speak when spoken to.

これは公式だ

"I'm back!"

俺は辞める

Hey, by the way I have a gift for you.

今まで…

It's a... it's a pizza! (no pewds, she likes cream puffs)

今まで楽しかったよ

It's a- *giggles*

みんなと色んな事を乗り越えてきたな

I got you a-- WOULD YOU LIKE A PIZZA?!

色んな出来事があった

I brought you a gift!

ようやく気がついた

Oh, it's... what the fuck?

俺にとって一番重要な事は

What the fuck is THIS?

プレイすること…

I can play Blackj... oh, this game just gets better and better!

ｵｯﾎﾎ～♡

Are we in bikinis?

ﾜｵｫ!(ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

{probably}

おぉぅ

Okay, my bet.

おっ

Oh, nice. Classy.

おぉぉぉ♡♡

Alright, we got 15.

お゛ぉ

Uh... I'll stay.

あ゛ぁ

Uh-oh.

ゔあぁ

Heeey! We won!

あ゛あ゛あ゛

It's kinda hard to play this game when you don't fucking know what the fuck you're doing.

あ゛あ゛あ゛！

Let's just go all in.

やりすぎだ！

Alright, we're 5...

消せ！

Uh, we're 5... uh, hit me.

死にかけた…

12, hit me.

｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

17, stay.

生きてて良かった

Come on.

幸せだよ

"Oh, thank goodness!"

よし もう一回やっとこう

YUUGATA~!

おっと

Alright, I'm on a roll. I'm gonna fucking keep going!

何歳なんだ

OOOOHHH! OOOH I'M GONNA BUY A BIKINI!!!

だって なんか…

Come on, come on.

おｋ なんでもない

Uh, Blackujacku.

よし 勝つぞ

Oh My God.

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜行けェェエ!!!

Oh my God! Alright, we stop.

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜速く!!!

Now we fuckin' stop.

何してんの！？

No jokes.

この!!

Stop.

野郎!!!