YOU LAUGH!

笑ったら

YOU LOSE.

負けだ

(Hardcore metal background music)

笑ったら負け

It's a completely original concept that I came up with ALL MYSELF!

これは俺が思いついた完全オリジナルの動画だ

And it's NOT try not to laugh challenge!

'try not to laugh challenge'じゃない

This is WAY different!

全く違う

Trust me!

俺を信じろ

YOU LAUGH!

笑ったら

YOU FUCKING LOSE!

負けだ

Are you ready to accept the CHALLENGE?

挑戦を受ける準備はいいか？

What the fuck is this

何だこれ？

What the fuck am I watching?

俺はいったい何を見てるんだ？

Is this supposed to be funny?

これは面白いのか？

His beard looks like my microphone!

彼のヒゲ俺のマイクに似てるな

(poods is now laughing cuz of dat beard)

ハハハハハ

Shit, that does not count!

くそ、これは笑ったうちに入らないぞ

I have yet to lose..

まだ負けてない

I have yet to lose everybody!

まだ負けてないぞ、みんな

Let's, maybe something happens..

もっと見よう、多分何か起こるんだろ

Did he just choke to death?

彼は窒息してるのか？

Was he smoking??

何か吸ってるな

He takes a hit...

頭ぶつけて…

And it just fucks his brain up?

おかしくなっちゃったのか？

I don't understand!

意味がわからない

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

全く意味がわからない！

The fuck was he smoking?

何吸ったんだよ！

Look how red his face get!

顔がすごく赤くなってる

Hoo!

よし、次のやつを見よう

K let's try another one

面白くない

*ONE DAY I'LL FLY AWAYYY*

赤ちゃんにケガさせるなよ

*laugh*

赤ちゃんはダメだぞ、猫

Yep!

お──(ﾟ∀ﾟ)──!!

Okay, it's not funny!

うわ、何だよこれ！

Don't hurt the baby

ふざけやがって

Don't hurt the baby, cat.

ふざけんなよ

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

これは笑わないチャレンジじゃないのかよ

*suspenseful music*

くそっ

*Chuckle*

なに…？

*screams* OH JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK!

は！？！！？

Fuck you!

これ見せていい？

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

これyoutubeで見せていい？

what is this fucking challenge?

なに…何が起こって…

Fuck.

これは音響効果の良い例だよな

Okay

俺は何で笑ったんだ？ひどいヤツだ

*TECHNO BEAT MUSC PLAYS*

どうして笑おうなんて思ったんだ？

WHAT??

ひどい考えだ…お前も笑っただろ！

OOHH

黙れ

UMM

俺を責めるな

Can I show this?

あれは編集だ、だれもケガしてない

Can I show this on youtube?

たぶん

What ca- what just happ-

ドナルドトランプ氏は先週

Now this is a fine example of great sound engineering

2016年の大統領選挙に出馬する意思を確認しました

*Laugh*

やれ！やれ！

Why am I laughing I'm horrible

今ここで個人的に選挙資金の小切手を切っても良い

Why am I filming myself laughing at this?

この国を代表して、あなたには大統領になって欲しくない

this is a terrible idea, you LAUGHED too!

でも、出馬だけはしてくれ！

shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

どの共和党議員が本選挙で勝つと思いますか？

DON'T JUDGE ME!

今の所参加を表明した中では、ドナルドトランプ氏

I'm - it - I'm - it was just a video edit, no one actually got hurt

うーわ　やべぇ

I think!

「オバマ大統領はアメリカ史上最悪の大統領として記憶されるだろう！」

"Donald Trump, just last week!"

@realDonaldTrump

"He confirmed the national review that he is again, considering a run in 2016."

少なくとも私は大統領にはなれたわけだね

"DO IT, DO IT, look at me, DO IT!"

お────!!!!

"I will personally write you a campaign check NOW!"

クソ！ww

"On behalf of this country which DOESN'T want you to be president!"

やばい

"But which BADLY wants you to run!"

トランプ氏は大統領にはならないと思う

"Which republican candidate has the best chance at winning the general election?"

トランプさん、あなたの求める 政治的実直さに基づいて言うと

"Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump!"

あなたは大統領にはならないでしょう

OOOOHH SHIT!

いいか？

"President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the History of the United States!"

楽しかったよ

@realDonaldTrump

本当に良かった

"Well, @realDonaldTrump,"

大好きだ

"At least I will go down as a president!"

でも、わかるだろ

OOHHH!

待たせたな

SHIT!

何が起こったんだ？

"So right now..."

何だこれ？

SHIT!

最高で最低な動画だ

"We have Hillary at an 79% or an 80% favorite."

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

"Poll has Hillary up by double digits nationally, 12 points, 50 to 38, 4 way race!"

いいな

"Clinton, leading in Florida!"

超カッコいいな

"Clinton, leading on North Carolina!"

この動画最高だな

"Clinton, leading in Ohio!"

俺の葬式についての考えを改めたよ

"Clinton, leading in Nevada!"

みんなにアニメおっぱいの ゲームをしてもらうのをやめて

"I could go on and on and on!"

これにしてもらおう、これがいい

"Uh"

ケビン、ケビン、ケビン、ライトに気をつけろよ

"I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be President!"

もう諦めた、俺の負けだ

"And so, right now, Mr. Trump, to answer your call for political honesty!"

最高だこれ

"I just wanna say, you're not gonna be president!"

ケビン、どうしちゃったんだケビン、 何してるんだケビン！

"All right?"

いったい何を…

"It's been fun!"

誰もケビンに指図することはできない

"It's been great!"

誰も彼の生き方に口出しはできない

"I love you!"

もし誰かがケビンに「ライトがあるぞ」と言ったら

"but!"

ケビンはライトをぶっ壊す

"But!"

もし誰かが「ケビン、これが俺の彼女だ」と言ったら

"But, come on, come on buddy!"

ケビンはそいつと寝る

*Pewds cringing badly*

なんてロックなんだ

"Right now Donald Trump will take Ohio!"

これ見たことあるぞ

"CNN now projects Donald Trump will carry the state of Florida!"

これ本当に最高だ

"Huge win for Donald Trump!"

この人最高なんだ

"Donald Trump..."

やべ

SHIT!

俺のヒーローだ

"we project, will win in Kentucky!"

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

"In Indiana with its 11 Electoral Votes!"

MMDか

"West Virginia!"

いつも面白いんだよな

"Oklahoma!"

俺もこれ踊らなきゃ、俺の銃はどこだ？

"Tennessee!"

調子はどうだい？小さい相棒くん

"Mississippi!"

良いよ、あと今は小さなお客さんだ

"South Carolina!"

こいつは驚いた

"Alabama!"

ウォーカーが僕はエイズだって教えてくれた

"North Dakota with it's 3 Electoral Votes!"

ウォーカー、何で…

"And South Dakota!"

何で言ったんだ？

"Texas!"

完璧なタイミングだった、全く予想できなかったよ

"Arkansas!"

これを食洗機のなかで見つけたんだ

"Louisiana!"

お皿を洗おうと思ったんだけど

"The State of Montana!"

何だよコレ、母さん？

"Idaho!"

一体何だよコレ、何だよ？

"North Carolina!"

全然わかんねえ

"Georgia!"

もう41歳になるのにこんなもん買って

"Iowa!"

「全然わかんねえよ、41歳になるのにこんな…」

"Utah!"

最初はジョークかと思ったけど

"Wisconsin!"

純粋に怒ってて　それがいい

"Arizona!"

お前たちは負けたか？

"Kansas with it's 6 Electoral Votes!"

思うに、これを見たなら

Oh my gahaha-

全員負けだろ

"and Nebraska with its 5 Electoral Votes!"

何に笑ったかで俺を判断しないでくれよ

"and Wyoming with its 3 Electoral Votes!"

判断するならもっとこう…俺たちが… どういった人間かでだな…

"Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business!"

今のことは忘れてくれ

What the fuck happened?

みんなお互いを受け入れるんだ

What the shit?

彼らの…

That was amazing and horrible at the same time.

めちゃくちゃだな俺

Jesus fucking christ.

畜生

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

ついドラマチックになっちまう

OH!

大目に見てくれよ

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

笑っちゃう時は笑っちゃうんだ

HELL YEAy!

俺のせいじゃない

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

面白いって思っちゃうんだ

FUCK YEAHA!

でもお前らが…お前ら勝ったか？

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

どの動画で笑っちゃったかコメントで教えてくれ

HELL YEAh!

あとこれもチェックしてくれ

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

FUCK YEY!

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

THAT'S FUCKING BADASS!

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

Holy shit, that was fucking awesome!

Changed my mind about my funeral!

I don't want everyone to play an anime boob game!

This is what I want,

this is what I want.

"Kevin, watch the light dude!"

*laughs* I'm just giving up, I already lost!

This is fucking beautiful!

KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, WHAT THE F*CK KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, KEVIN!

WHAT THE FUCKING... *laugh*

AIN'T NOBODY TELL KEVIN WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!

Ain't nobody tell kevin how to live his life!

If anyone tells kevin "there's a light"!

Kevin will fuck that light up!

*SHATTER*

If anyone said "Kevin, hey Kevin, that's my BITCH!"

Kevin will fuck your bitch.

*SHATTER*

What a fucking rockstar

Oh, I've seen this one.

It's FUCKING amazing!

This guy is FUCKING amazing!

♫ S3RL Presently Presents intro ♫

Oh fuck!

He's my hero.

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

Oh, it's another MMD (Miku Miku Dance), huh?

those are always HILARIOUS!

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

//takes second gun//

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

*laugh*

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (more gunshots)

Alright, I need to do this fucking dance right fucking- where's my gun?

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

*Pewds kills himself in depression of not knowing what life is*

"And how you doin, little partner?"

"Fine, and it's little visitor now!"

"I know what ya'll always how you say it in Cherokee."

"Well, pardon my french, but"

"I'll be damned." *Awkward laugh of history*

what's happening

"Walker told me I have AIDs"

*cough laugh?*

//HONK

Walker, what the?

Why would you say that?

Perfect comedic timing, fucking hell, Jesus, I did not expect that!

"Shit I fucking find in the dishwasher!"

"Trying to do the god damn dishes!"

"What the fuck is this, mom?"

"What the fuck is this, what, what?"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

"HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE 41 AND STILL FUCKING BE BUYING THIS SHIT" *shatter*

*Bursts into laugh*

(Impression) I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE 41 AND STILL-

(normal voice) I thought he was joking first!

But the genuine anger made it so much better!

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

"HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE 41 AND STILL FUCKING BE BUYING THIS SHIT" *shatter*

oh man

Did you lose?

I think, you know, if you look at it this way.

We're all losers here, so...

Don't judge me for what I laughed at!

Let's just judge each other for what we

for who we are, or for who, for-

Let's just forget about what just happened!

And lets just..

Everyone just accept each other.

For their...

I'm fucked, am I? I'm I'm fucked!

Goddamnit.

I just can't stop getting around drama lately

Okayy so, if you guys could just cut me some slack!

ALRIGHT, I CANT HELP WHAT I LAUGH AT!

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY

But I hope you, you, you, did you win?

Let me know in the comments which one you lost at!

And check out another one up here *annotation appears*

goodnight

sleep tight

don't let jake paul ruin your ass like he did with pewdiepie