Ooh!

You're all mine, you sweet Krabby Patty!

[alarm ringing]

- Initiating launch sequence. - Eh, I hope I don't miss again.

[evil laughing]

[screaming]

Huh! What's that?

So, it was just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my

arch competitor, Plankton!

So long, shrimp!

Curse you, Mr. Krabs! Ow!

[sighing]

So, typical day of failure, I see. Huh, darling?

Can't you see I'm exhausted? Why don't you go make yourself useful and

- synthesize me up some grub? - Yes, your majesty.

What do we got here?

When am I gonna get some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food.

Just look at his daughter! She's as big as a whale!

I wish I could be successful like Mr. Krabs!

I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him.

Why don't you just use that Switch-Lives- Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier

- thing you built last Tuesday? - What a brilliant idea!

Well, I hate to leave you, Karen, but you know what they say...

a rolling stone gathers no algae.

[screaming]

Ugh... dear Neptune above.

Huh, Mr. Plankton?

Ehh... I'm in the Krusty Krab...

and that means the life switcher was a success! The Krusty Krab is mine!

It's finally all mine! The Patties... The wealth... The notoriety!

The... SpongeBob, what do you want?

Well, it's just that it's Tuesday again, sir,

and I was wondering if I could have my, um... weekly performance review!

- Review? - Oh, yes, please, sir, please!

Eh, you're doing fine. Now leave me to my work.

But, sir, there's gotta be something I need to improve on. Anything!

Alright, the sauce.

[gasping]

What?

The sauce. I don't know. You're using too much sauce, okay? Review's over.

- Eh, eh, eh... - What do you want from me, a promotion?

A pro- a promo- a promotion?

Uh, sure, kid, you're uh... you're on register now.

- I tried, Mr. Plankton. I really did. - Oh, what now?

A customer ordered a medium soda, and I gave him a large!

I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name!

Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!

- Where's the off button on this thing? - Soiled it!

Okay, Daddy. I've decided I'm gonna run away! Run away and find a new daddy!

Make it stop!

[siren ringing]

What, did I say the secret word?

- No, sir, he's back. - Who's back? What? What was that?

Man your stations! Red alert! Red alert! Take cover!

[screaming]

Take cover from what?

He's around here somewhere. There he goes!

And he's finally got a Krabby Patty! Ar, ar, ar, ar!

Krabs? What the barnacle is going on here?!

It's your arch competitor, Krabs.

His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant.

- That's terrible! - Yeah! But the worst part of it is...

Good grief, he's naked!

No shirt, no shoes... no service!

Uh! Aw, ya got me!

Well, at least it's underwire. Here's your stinkin' Patty!

I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?

You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!

Oh, but I will!

Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day,

and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

- Phone call, Mr. Plankton. - And the next day, and the next day,

and the next day, and the next day...

[screaming]

[grunting]

It's not worth it! It's just not worth it! Goodbye, everyone.

I'll remember you all in therapy.

Eh... Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!