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  • I can't see.

  • Wow.

  • But I can listen.

  • This is part two of watching

  • the most awkward dating format ever, which is...

  • Blind dating 11 musicians.

  • This is the future of dating.

  • Tinder...

  • Pfff. Superficial.

  • - Music. - It's all about looks.

  • Well, now, it's about music and talent.

  • Mmm.

  • You want to get with me?

  • First, you gotta play Paganini.

  • Before we get started on the video...

  • Accent the like button!

  • - Urgh! - And legato the subscribe button.

  • Let's go.

  • Won't you hold me down

  • Won't you say my name

  • Take the pain away

  • I take that back guys, I'm gonna go back to tinder.

  • I was a bit concerned that the guy was jamming to it.

  • Everyone has to have their own taste.

  • - It's a fair playing field, right? - Oh, that's true.

  • - Don't judge. Don't judge. - To each of their own.

  • Yeah, so I've played the violin since I was five.

  • - Ay! - Ohh!

  • - He plays the violin! - Brandon!

  • I'm so curious who he's gonna pick now.

  • And I played piano since I was seven till now.

  • Uh... Not a good one.

  • Ooo! What a roast!

  • - Dude, he just roasted all of - Everyone. - His ex.

  • She just sang a lot, um...

  • But it wasn't, uh...

  • That good.

  • - Straight up, it wasn't that good. - So savage.

  • I always get like audition vibes when I see,

  • "you have one minute to prove to the judges."

  • I know, and everyone else is there listening to you.

  • Hi, my name's Kira.

  • And this is an original I wrote called "Her."

  • Wake up slowly

  • ♪ I start rolling off your bedroom shelf

  • I like her voice.

  • Mmm.

  • - We should guess who's gonna get through as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • All right, next, Riana.

  • I mean, it's okay.

  • I like it. I like jazz, so I like it.

  • - Both are doing a lot better than the guys one. - Pretty good so far.

  • The other guy had like autotune, remember?

  • - Yeah. What was that? - He's like -

  • Told her imma get my money first

  • How do you just autotune a voice like that?

  • Can you? I don't think so.

  • Baggage shawty with a Tory Burch

  • - Dude, this is so fake. This is so fake. - Dude, it's so fake.

  • The talents are pretty high here.

  • Tell you how I'm feeling

  • You're the one I want, baby, you're the one I'm feeling

  • ♪ I'm high, I'm fly, drunk off you

  • He's not feeling it.

  • He's a violinist,

  • so he can tell she's out of tune.

  • It's different!

  • The one before the girl was not a musician.

  • - But this guy's played music for like ten years. - That's true.

  • I think for this one, intonation was pretty obvious.

  • - You can see in his face. - Bro, like nah.

  • ♪ I'm high, I'm fly, drunk off you

  • Ooh! That look, he's like...

  • Ever wonder what your audition judges look like

  • - when you play out of tune. - Yeah, yeah, it's like...

  • "Intonation. Hmm..."

  • You're so entitled

  • Is that flat?

  • Yeah, a bit.

  • For me, personally, if you're gonna belt out a high note...

  • Ahh!

  • You have to hit it.

  • - Yeah, you have to hit it and caress it nicely. - Yeah, you can't be like "urghhh".

  • ♪ I can't stand the way you

  • Okay, obviously it's not intonation cause he is jamming.

  • I mean, he's also dancing a bit off-beat as well.

  • I guess violinists don't really dance.

  • - We just practice. - Yeah.

  • I love how the camera...

  • Dude, the zoom.

  • Wait a second, wait.

  • Dude, the camera zoomed before she messed up.

  • Duh-duh-duh~nah-nah-nah-nah~

  • - It's almost as if the camera guy knew. - Prepared.

  • - It's like, "3, 2, 1, mess up now!" - "Now!"

  • If everyone plays well, it won't be an entertaining video.

  • Just kidding, Ling Ling insurance.

  • - We have no idea. - It's just kidding.

  • We don't know what they're doing.

  • - Okay, here we go. - Oh, here we go, I wanna hear this.

  • Won't you hold me down

  • Won't you say my name

  • She's trying to be Billie Eilish.

  • Take the pain away

  • I question the guy's music taste there.

  • Yeah, maybe his ex-girlfriend was actually

  • a really great singer now that I think about it.

  • So damn tongue tied lately

  • Every time that I see you

  • - It's all right. - It's all right. Neutral for me.

  • It's a bit intense.

  • - The vibrato, hey? - Yeah. Ooo!

  • Maybe she's nervous.

  • Yeah, maybe.

  • I like the flute, but I'm not so sure about that.

  • - I still like... - The first two.

  • Especially the first one.

  • To read what's on your mind

  • Oh, I'm looking for something to numb the pain

  • - Like the chords and the guitar... - Out of tune, right?

  • - Was a bit weird. - The guitar chords were out of tune.

  • But I liked her voice timbre.

  • I think the guitar let her down.

  • - The backing track sabotaged. - Yeah, I know.

  • Your pain

  • ♪ I'm trying on my own but it hurts make it easier

  • Am I supposed to clap as well?

  • I don't know. Everyone's clapping so I clap.

  • - Five. - Eliminate five.

  • Let's guess which ones he's gonna eliminate.

  • - He's definitely gonna eliminate number four. - Yeah, that's true.

  • The flute, he might eliminate.

  • He didn't look like he was enjoying the last one.

  • The guitar one.

  • The one where the singing was good,

  • but the guitar was out?

  • Yeah.

  • All I know is he better pick the first girl,

  • cause I think she was good.

  • Um...

  • In no particular order.

  • Melissa.

  • Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the one where...

  • The director seemed to catch

  • her screw-up perfectly on camera.

  • Riana's performance was really good.

  • But it was just a little too elevator-y music.

  • She's gone.

  • - Just called jazz piano elevator music. - Yeah!

  • Ooo, what a roast!

  • I liked it, but maybe I just like to be elevated.

  • Stephanie.

  • It just sounds like

  • you're a little hurt from a previous relationship.

  • Dude, this guy's ****.

  • He's just going straight for the ****.

  • I thought that was the last girl,

  • the last one was about pain.

  • Yeah.

  • Uh, Naomi for the same reason.

  • - Yeah, the last one, the lyrics was pretty depressing. - Yeah, okay.

  • Dude, this guy just doesn't really care

  • so much about like...

  • - Yeah. - Quality of sound, maybe.

  • "I just don't want a girl with emotional baggage."

  • "My ex-girlfriend was too much -"

  • Dude, that's not even musical talent.

  • - Dude, dude. - Yeah, that was nothing to do with - What's the **** -

  • What's the point of this video now?

  • The girls are playing chess, he's playing checkers.

  • Yeah.

  • - All right. Yeah. I liked her. - She was a good one, right?

  • If your cat was having a bad day,

  • what would you play to cheer it up?

  • Keep working alone until I figure out that

  • I liked her first one better.

  • - I liked the first one a lot better. - I hope that didn't let her down.

  • - I don't see any relation to cats though. - Yeah.

  • Maybe if we had done it right

  • We would stand a better chance

  • - It's all right. Mhm. - She sounds a lot better this time.

  • That I feel something inside me say

  • - She's doing a lot better this time. - She's doing better.

  • And I've got love songs on repeating

  • I'm digging this one.

  • This proves how messed up auditions are.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • - If they had a second chance, they can always do better. - Exactly.

  • For those of you that aren't classical musicians.

  • Imagine 200 people for one orchestral position.

  • It's a screen audition.

  • You have to prepare 20 excerpts,

  • but they just pick randomly 2.

  • And it runs for about 30 seconds to 1 minute tops.

  • Yeah, so imagine...

  • Just happened to be

  • the two that you practiced the least.

  • Even though if you can play the other excerpts

  • better than everyone else.

  • - Doesn't matter. - Bad luck.

  • Your last performance was very like sensual.

  • - Do you have anything that dives like deeper into that? - Yup.

  • He just wants more sensual stuff.

  • Bro...

  • We wasn't love, it was the lust

  • It was a drug, I was addicted to you

  • Wait, can we just like...

  • What -

  • I will say, this one was better than the first one.

  • - For her? - Yeah, for her.

  • It's just a different genre of music...

  • That involves a lot of~

  • - Ah... - Sensual~

  • You don't share interests, she's clearly using you

  • Boy, you could have been with me

  • And I could have been with you

  • She's good.

  • She's actually good. I like that one.

  • A few of them are getting more warmed up.

  • Yeah, this round so far, I like her the best.

  • Dude, everyone of them has been a singer.

  • - This is - - Dude, where's the violinist and the string players like...

  • They've never got a violinist.

  • Where's the percussion players?

  • Where's the brass players?

  • - Where's - - Where are the good players?

  • We should make a violin version.

  • We should make a violin version.

  • Brett needs to blind date 11 hot steamy violinists.

  • It can be young, old, men or women.

  • Doesn't matter - As long as you play a string instrument.

  • On the next episode...

  • Woah!

  • Let's say that you were on a beach...

  • Um... Having a nice little picnic.

  • Uh, with your lover.

  • What would you play to serenade him?

  • Say what you feeling

  • Grab a hold of me

  • You can put your hands all over me

  • How would you feel

  • if you're on the beach with your lover, and she just goes,

  • "Hey, Brett, I'm gonna serenade you,"

  • and she starts singing...

  • You can put your hands all over me

  • You need to go home and practice.

  • - I'd be so embarrassed to sing that for someone I love. - I know. I know.

  • I will be like, "um, okay."

  • "I'm on a beach right now."

  • Yeah.

  • "We don't need more attention."

  • I cannot bring myself to sing that.

  • I like the ranga.

  • - The one that I hated in the first round... - Oh, yeah. She did much better.

  • I liked her this time.

  • - Third is probably... - This one, right?

  • That one, yeah.

  • But I have a feeling he's gonna pick Billie Eilish.

  • Yeah, I have a feeling.

  • He was a bit butt-hurt from his ex,

  • so he wants to get sensual.

  • Just kidding, Ling Ling insurance.

  • This was never about dating musicians anyway.

  • It's checkers, not chess, guys.

  • All right.

  • Keonna.

  • Oh!

  • - He cancelled the dreadlock girl? - Bro.

  • Even this girl, look.

  • - That's my reaction. - Yeah, it's like...

  • - All the girls knew she nailed that round. - Yeah.

  • I know.

  • What the hell?

  • Ironically, I feel like the previous episode,

  • the girl that's an artists had a better sense of music.

  • That's true.

  • - Yeah. She did pick guys with more musical talent. - She picked - She did.

  • I feel like this guy's trying to just guess how hot she is

  • - based on their talking. - Yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah.

  • L - LO LA.

  • Um...

  • Bro. This guy's ****.

  • Dude, I don't think he plays violin.

  • I am willing to bet his ex was a great singer.

  • He just can't appreciate good singers.

  • Dude, look, everyone is so shocked.

  • - I know. - Every one of the girls are like...

  • It's like, "I don't even want to date him."

  • This is like us going to the Menuhin competition...

  • - The judges pick us over all of the Ling Lings. - I know, they're like...

  • "Brett and Eddy, you're through."

  • What?

  • Um... And I will also...

  • He wants Billie Eilish, I already know.

  • Take off Eva.

  • - Oh, he didn't. - Okay.

  • - Wasn't sensual enough. - Unpredictable.

  • It's a little too kinky for me.

  • - Dude, he asked for it. - He asked for it.

  • Dude, this guy's ****.

  • If I was in that line of girls,

  • I'd almost want to be eliminated.

  • Yeah, it's like "eliminate me, I'm done with this TV show."

  • - Dude, look at her face. - Oh...

  • This girl's like, "this guy's a ****ing joke."

  • He's a clown.

  • What would you say inspires most of your songwriting?

  • It takes like just me being emotionally broken to

  • kind of write a good song.

  • So like I'll sit in my bedroom until like

  • 4:00 in the morning and just like crank out a song.

  • - Okay. - And that'll just happen like...

  • Some Drake action?

  • Drake action? Yeah, I actually don't listen to Drake.

  • - Oh really? - I don't know if that's a dealbreaker.

  • I feel like she's trying to eliminate herself.

  • - Yeah. - She's like...

  • He eliminate girls due to emotional baggage.

  • "I write music when I'm heartbroken."

  • "Oh, Drake. I don't listen to Drake."

  • Funny enough, it might just work.

  • Because he's like, "oh, she doesn't want me."

  • Yeah. "I want her now."

  • What's your favorite genre?

  • Definitely like R&B, neo-soul.

  • Yeah. What about you?

  • You seem to be into the R&B stuff, huh?

  • Uh, yeah definitely like...

  • Early 2000s R&B...

  • Nah, he lied.

  • Bro, you don't touch your nose.

  • "Yeah, definitely."

  • Really?

  • Uh yeah, definitely, like...

  • Wow!

  • If you're a FBI, you know.

  • Yeah, yeah, I practice 40 hours a day.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • My name is Ling Ling. Yeah.

  • Let's just skip it. I'm over this conversation.

  • Who do you think will win?

  • I reckon, this one.

  • She wants to get away and this guy's unpredictable.

  • Whatever.

  • I'm gonna have to go with...

  • Hannah.

  • - Ooh. - Ooh.

  • I feel...

  • Like, I wanna go home and get paid.

  • Yeah.

  • I feel like,

  • he doesn't get music taste but whatever.

  • - Hello. Oh my gosh hi. - Oh, hey. Hey.

  • - I'm Hannah. Oh thank you. - You're very talented, nice to meet you.

  • Oh, hey...

  • Oh, ooo, ah, oo.

  • Uh, yeah, most definitely.

  • What's your insta?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Dude, that's so cringy.

  • Why is he doing this?

  • I felt like she was the most like authentic, and like...

  • Genuine one, based on our conversations.

  • So yeah, that's why I picked her.

  • - Dude, nothing to do with music. - Dude, that had nothing to do with music.

  • Bro...

  • Uh, ****.

  • Oh...

  • - Oh! - Oh~ Hmm...

  • You're so talented.

  • Oh... Please like and subscribe.

  • Ooo. Sensual~

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