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  • [Captions by Mary V. at Y Translator]

  • Get A Dictionary!

  • So, if you're seeing this video,

  • that means I'm probably in California at VidCon this week.

  • And let me just say that this is my third video this week.

  • So, if you missed the last two,

  • make sure you check your subscription and that bell!

  • Someone just tweeted me and asked.

  • Asked, if I could read some of these funny names from Bored Panda,

  • and I had to like it immediately so I can remember.

  • So now that I'm here,

  • let's see how this goes.

  • First, oh my gosh.

  • I'm not ready for this man.

  • First we have Sam Sung is a specialist for Apple.

  • How can you have a name called Sam Sung,

  • and you think working for Apple is in your card?!

  • I cannot even believe Apple hired him.

  • And this Mr. Perv!

  • He got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.

  • 13 underage children!

  • And this is a Saad Maan.

  • Tell me he don't look sad y'all.

  • Someone commented under talking about living up to his name.

  • Did y'all really have to screenshot him being sad like that?

  • This is P. ENNIS.

  • It took me a while.

  • Wha, what is that?!

  • What is, is that a peanut?

  • And give it up for Chris P. Bacon y'all!

  • Chris P. Bacon.

  • 1945!

  • They had cameras back then!

  • And this is Paul Twocock!

  • The irony.

  • The irony of it all is that he's at the Gay rights charity.

  • And this is Mike Litoris.

  • A home owner.

  • What does that even?

  • Mike Litoris.

  • Mike Litoris.

  • Mike Litoris.

  • This is the class of 1981 with Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt.

  • That reminds me of that time I watched Judge Milian,

  • and I'm telling y'all, Mr. Ketchup was suing Mrs. Mustard.

  • I kid you not.

  • And someone said,

  • they also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

  • And this is Cooking with Poo,

  • the third edition.

  • In loving memory of my husband,

  • Moe Lester, who slipped away --

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • And this is Major--

  • Oh my God!

  • Look Major Dickie Head?

  • Call me back!

  • This is Major Dickie Head.

  • I bet the children called you that with no problem.

  • And This is Dr. Whet Faartz.

  • Oh man, this is fake man!

  • Batman Bin Superman fool!

  • Mrs. Rape!

  • Oh my--

  • Dude, the people,

  • does the principals ever look at the names of these people,

  • and say, you know what,

  • Mrs. Rape and Mr. Pervert is not gonna work in this school.

  • And my favorite exonerated dude,

  • Kash Register.

  • And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

  • And Donald Duck!

  • You gotta be kidding me man!

  • I know it's Pride month but Gay Neighbors?

  • All right now, I think this is photoshopped.

  • But can you imagine this one Crystal Methven,

  • selling kittens to plaintiffs?

  • Crystal Methven.

  • And if you don't like Crystal Methven,

  • you might like Crystal Coker.

  • All right. This is Lieutenant Les McBurney.

  • He works for the fire department.

  • Les McBurney!

  • Ooh! Speaking of fire,

  • it's getting hot up in here in.

  • And a Hawaii resident by the name is Janice

  • Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele.

  • Eeeeeyyy Macarena!

  • If my name was Janice,

  • and you said that, I will slap the shit out--

  • Eeeeeyyy macarena!

  • And don't forget Willie Stroker, the Judge.

  • No, if I, if I was...

  • The last time I was in court is when I littered a water bottle, all right?

  • And that water bottle cost me $400,

  • and if my Judge's name was Judge Willie Stroker,

  • I would have said I'll pay it!

  • I'll pay it, Willie Stroker.

  • Damn!

  • And let's give it up for MacDonald-Berger.

  • They just got married.

  • I wonder if they threw fries at the wedding.

  • I'm just--

  • This is an honest question.

  • Lord Vol Demort.

  • You got to be lying!

  • And my favorite friend in the world,

  • Jack Daniels just got his license y'all.

  • Jack Daniels!

  • And by the looks of his signature,

  • he must have been on Jack.

  • What is that?

  • And a baby!

  • Why does a baby,

  • Is that a lic

  • Why does a baby have a license?

  • Hashtag Follow!

  • You gotta be kidding me man!

  • So, this is just a Christian Guy working for the Centre for Social Justice.

  • Don't give him any harm man.

  • And speaking of prison,

  • this is Ex-Robben Island Prisoner,

  • Tokyo Sexwale.

  • Sorry.

  • Ana L?

  • Ana L?

  • Ana L!

  • Crystal Meth--

  • You, weren't you just on Judge Judy not too long ago?

  • And Mister Love,

  • the sex offender.

  • Out of all the cases,

  • did Mr. Love really have to get arrested for sex offending?

  • Wiener and Beaver in the same,

  • right next to each other!

  • And someone had the audacity to name their child Tyra--

  • Tyrannosaurus.

  • Tyrannosaurus.

  • Look, I have not said that name since elementary school,

  • so do not judge me.

  • Bakhole and Balls!

  • In one, in the same classroom!

  • This is just, this gotta be a coincidence!

  • Gay Saylor is the head **** of the Woman's Club!

  • This is the Assistant Dean,

  • the Sirius Bonner.

  • And working [bleep] was Mahboobeh,

  • And you got it right next to your boobs man!

  • For sale. B.J. Worthy is for sa--

  • wait the house?

  • Or?

  • And if you need to go get check,

  • go to Dr. Pornsak.

  • Dr. Pornsak's clinic,

  • and please don't forget a room is for rent too!

  • Jed I Knight.

  • Anass Rhammar.

  • All right!

  • All right, now y'all doing,

  • y'all going too far now.

  • Ben Dover.

  • Jack Goff?

  • Middletown.

  • Jack Goff?

  • Jack off!

  • Oh my Gosh, it took me a while.

  • I just real

  • Hey congratulations to Dixie Normous,

  • you know what, these are lies!

  • Deja Viau. When, wha, what are y'all parent smokin'?!

  • NDP supporter Tahra Dactyl cheers as.

  • What?

  • These dinosaur names, y'all gotta go!

  • I hope these parents are scientists naming them children this.

  • Mr. Sackrider.

  • Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong.

  • You are lying to me!

  • What's up with Chile and naming them children this.

  • Your Appliance Specialist,

  • Dick Burger is here to help.

  • And Yoshie Takeshita?

  • Yoshie Takeshit?

  • Oh my God!

  • The cashier for this one is suhkdeep.

  • Ohhh!

  • And oh my Gosh!

  • I found the head of the group of pterodactyl and tyrannosaurus!

  • It's Jurassic Park!

  • Rowdy Negro. Yes.

  • It's his real name.

  • Chubby Cox.

  • Oh you know what?

  • If you can just flip these names...

  • Speed Weed.

  • And it looks like he's looking right at that name,

  • like Speed Weed?

  • What was that?

  • And Lake Norman resident,

  • Bud Light is at the rescue.

  • And this New York City taxi driver,

  • Phat Ho will be [inaudible]

  • and someone commented, that's me!

  • This is Cherries Waffles Tennis.

  • Can you pick a damn name?

  • You want cherries,

  • waffles at tennis!

  • And on The Price is Right,

  • someone's name was Oral.

  • Oral.

  • Oh update it's Opal.

  • Someone photoshopped the P into an R.

  • Man! Y'all are evil.

  • Chiropractor, Dr. Will Tickel.

  • I feel like, I feel like now, listen now,

  • listen to me right now.

  • I feel like these people got these names

  • just to work for what they want to work at!

  • Who's name is Dr. Will Tickel?

  • My chiropractor's name is Will Tickel?

  • I'm want Dr. Will Crack.

  • I don't want no Dr. Will Tickel man!

  • And this taxi driver Chew Kok.

  • Now, I know this is that same driver one minute ago man.

  • Y'all ain't foolin' me.

  • And if you don't like the other taxi drivers,

  • you might like Butt Mohamad.

  • He could be your taxi driver tonight!

  • Vanessa Tobaccojuice.

  • I know that's not the last name man!

  • What kind of ancestor is that?

  • I'm gonna look that up man.

  • Kim Kashkashian.

  • Okay.

  • Kash! Look at this man.

  • We need to look,

  • we need to look into this.

  • Holden Butts false statements to law enforcement and the--

  • Holden Butts.

  • It look like he's been holding some butts.

  • Long~Wiwi engagement announced.

  • Can we just say Wiwi~Long?

  • Oh well that doesn't make any difference.

  • Uranius Johnson.

  • Ohhh y'all lying!

  • This guys name is Dyl Pickle.

  • I heard that before.

  • Dyl Pickle.

  • Dyl Pickle. Where's that from?

  • And please y'all elect your neighbor Janelle Lawless, Circuit Judge.

  • Janelle Lawless.

  • This guy has a Harry Hole.

  • Re-elect Judy Graham Swallows.

  • 24 years' experience of swal

  • And Oliver Loser,

  • a guy who will never win in life.

  • And Tuch Anas is right, right beside of each--

  • And Rick Roll is the district manager man!

  • Yolanda Squatpump!

  • Steve Sharts and Dong Dong!

  • Aj Kant is what?

  • Feel my face when I'm with you.

  • But I love it.

  • AJ Kan't feel my face when I'm with you.

  • But I love it.

  • I can't feel my face when I'm with you.

  • And Diana Dbag.

  • Oh my God!

  • Sally Mangina.

  • And Jolly Mangina.

  • That must be Sally's brother or something man.

  • And if you don't like the Manginas,

  • you might like Tatiana Vagina.

  • Dr. Jack Kanoff.

  • Wendy Wacko is your royal,

  • I'd be damned If I –

  • This is Jackson Galaxy,

  • a cat behavior consultant.

  • That's a job?!

  • That's a real job!

  • A Cat Behavior Consultant?

  • I'm more concerned about that title than Jackson Galaxy.

  • This is Dr. Thomas Fister, the senior.

  • Dr. Thomas Fister.

  • Wang Liqin and Peter Ubersechs.

  • Y'all! Y'all! Y'all get a little too dirty up in here.

  • Not like we didn't cross this line before.

  • Oh my favorite one.

  • Airwrecka McBride.

  • Y'all doing too much!

  • And Mohammadpourkarkaragh.

  • is that supposed to be together?

  • Guy Nutter is the forensic scientist.

  • Now, I know you lying!

  • And if you didn't like this video,

  • F. You, and everybody out there!

  • [Music]

[Captions by Mary V. at Y Translator]

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