I can't put a patty on a bun with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup,

mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

One Crying Johnny coming up!

First bun, then patty,

followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions,

lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order.

One Crying Johnny, up!

Whatever.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft,

four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze,

light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

We serve food here, sir.

Oh, nope. I was wrong.

It looks OK.

Sure is a fine looking pizza.

Yeah.

What's that? Is that the cheese?

Yeah.

And the pepperoni?

Yeah.

Oh, looks good, huh?

It's just a little old Krabby Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly.

I call it a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly.

Could I try some?

Sure.

Amazing.

I've got to tell someone about this.

♪ Hey, all you people Hey, all you people ♪

♪ Hey, all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪

♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪

♪ A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly ♪

♪ Hey, man, you got to try this sandwich It's no ordinary sandwich ♪

♪ It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea ♪

[beat boxing]

♪ Yeah ♪

Thank you.

Here you go, sir. A king size ultra Krabby Supreme with the works,

double-batter fried on a stick.

Thanks.

Barnacle head.

Pardon me?

You forgot your mayonnaise.

Thanks.

Yes sir, we sell Pretty Patties.

That thing's green.

[laughing]

Green.

[laughing]

[both laughing]

Green.

[both laughing]

Mr. Krabs was right. What am I gonna do with all these?

Hey is that one purple?

Purple is my favorite color.

This isn't half bad.

Hey world! Pretty Patties is the best idea ever!

Squirrels can do anything they want to.

I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.

[swallowing]

Ah.

Give me that.

They don't call me Cheeks for nothing.

[laughing]

[giggling]

Why that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned.

I call it the Nasty Patty.

[both giggling]

One Pipsqueak Patty...

and your bib and high chair.

[laughing]

You!

Me?

You think this is funny?

In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

Well, Mister Funny Man,

is this how you get your sick kicks?

What? It's just an ordinary Krabby--

Oh, my goodness!

Squidward!

- SpongeBob? - Yes, Squidward?

I need a triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun with extra sea pickle,

and burn it to a crisp, OK?

Coming right up.

Listen, Squidward, I want to apologize for before.

I was only trying to make you happy.

[groaning]

They don't all have to like the same thing.

[kissing]

Don't go.

While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.

You know it's not often I get to make one like this.

I wanna see the look on their face when they take that first bite.

Order up Squidward.

Hooray.

Uh, SpongeBob... Could I get one with less... fog?

Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.

Whatever.

Here you are sir, one Krabby Patty.

[screaming]

I don't like crusts on my sandwich.

It's a bun. It's all crust.

How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?

Peel it.

Happy?

[excited squealing]

Where's the love?

SpongeBob! What happened to the Krabby Patties?

I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me!

This is obscene.

In all my years of fry cookery I have never seen such a lovely group of patties.

Especially... you.

Such perfection.

From your little lettuce hair to your rosy ketchup cheeks,

right down to your mustard smile.

May I call you Patty?

One Monster Krabby Patty please.

Hm, no-one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages.

SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

[gasping]

Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?

Um, one Monster Krabby Patty.

Huh? Monster Krabby Patty?

- Monster Krabby Patty? - Monster Krabby Patty?

Monster Krabby Patty?

Oh dear Neptune.

Oh boy.

We can do this. At the count of three, we flip.

Ready? One, two, three!

Spat?

[screaming]

Wait, Squidward! You can't throw out a Krabby Patty, that is just wrong.

But this one is rotten.

Oh simple, Squidward. No Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.

Here, look.

[yelling]

[burping]

[gasping]

Oh, that looks delicious, why don't you take another bite?

Ew, that ain't right.

I will never spend money here again.

Never!?

Come on, guys, these patties ain't worth the paper they're printed on.

Wait, where you going?

I'm your boss, and I order you to give me that patty.

No, Mr. Krabs, I will not, but I will give you these.

Nature patties.

- Oh, boy. - How delightful.

Dig in boys.

[chewing]

It's like eating the inside of a lawn mower.

I think mine is mostly stones.

Out here we call them forest tomatoes.

[vomiting]

[chewing and swallowing]

[gasping]

Ooh.

One weiner later.

Mr. Krabs!

This weiner tastes just like a Krabby Patty.

Maybe we can add them to the menu.

I'm not impressed.

I made it with leftover ingredients.

Now I'm impressed.

Ooh, holy mother of all creatures great and small.

It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen.

It's... It's...

Gorgeous.

Oh, great patty, take me! Take my home, daddy!

[screaming]

Keep running, it's getting closer.

No, it isn't. Look where I'm pointing. It stopped.

Hey, he's right.

[dinging]

[screaming]

Aha, that delectable odor is coming from that shack.

I must know more.

The Flabby Patty?

Another restaurant.

Looks like Krabs has some real competition, huh?

Interesting.

Wow, a Flabby Patty.

[chewing]

[swallowing]

T minus three, two, one, lift off.

No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer.

He doesn't wanna eat us for being lazy.

He wants to eat us because he's hungry.

Fellas, leave this to me.

[sniffing]

[chewing]

[swallowing]

Welcome Wild Ones!

They'll be drawn here like a sailor to a tattoo parlor.

With this special biker parking.

And authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains.

And to top it off, a custom Chopper Patty.

And best of all, I'll raise my prices 150%.

I'll make a fortune!

Hey my Krabby Patty is just a bun.

And the two buns are also buns.

Stale buns.

My patty tastes like sadness.

Alright, that's enough.

Hey, where are those weenies?

Your weenies, sir.

What in the name of Davey Jones' gym shorts are these?

They're weenie patties.

What are you, some kind of nut?

You've ruined my weenies.

You're fired!

- Hey buddy, how's the pizza coming? - Almost done.

But I did change the recipe a bit.

[laughing]

No problem. A few extra toppings never hurt anyone.

Huh? What have you done?

You turned an innocent pizza into a pizza patty.

It's an abomination.

Yeah, of deliciousness.

How about that?

Interesting.

It's some sort of burrito patty.

Hm, who'd like to taste it?

I'll give it a go.

[sputtering]

You're fired.

[crying]

You're fired.

And take your noodle patty with you.

Oh I'll take it alright.

I'll take it to go!

I'm starving.

No problem. Two patties coming right up.

Your doodle patty, sir.

[chewing]

[spitting]

Tastes weird.

Yeah, they are a little dry.

[chewing]

Krabby Patties. They taste so nice, that they...

Taste nice.

And who can forget that Hatty Patty?

The patty you wear as a hat.

I wear it because I'm bald.

Huh? Oh no!

Oh, now lookie here.

Night Patties.

Now you're getting the swing of it.

N-- n-- Night Patties?

Order up, people!

Alright, Night Patties.

Tasty.

[chewing]

Smooth.

Let's try again, shall we?

[slicing]

Order up.

[laughing]

I can't believe how quickly you inflated the whole city again, SpongeBob.

Yup, the whole city. Plus, this new Krusty Krab.

[laughing]

Yeah.

Franchising's a great idea, boyo.

I am making money claw over fist here.

Hey, what's the exchange rate for bubbles to real money?

There is none.

[both laughing]

[all laughing]

Exchange rate?

[all laughing]

That's it. We're done here.

[laughing]

Alright, troops. Prepare to be deployed.

[screaming]

[mumbling]

- Ooh. - Ooh.

Giant patties!

[laughing]

Ooh, I just gotta get a closer look at that glorious spatula!

[yelling]

Oops, forgot the cheese.

No! Patrick! Patrick, help!

Hey, watch it buddy.

I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty.

You're gonna have to wait in the line like the rest of us.

I never had a line.

Who's number 46,853?

[all screaming]