字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -What's up, everybody? -Hey, everybody. Do we have everybody on? -Yeah. -Yeah. Hi. -All right. Great. Let's get our virtual production meeting started. Act one, obviously we'll have a monologue. Looking pretty good. Oh, Scollins, though, I do not have your jokes yet. -Wait. Really? -Yeah, I'm looking now. I never got 'em. -That's so weird. All right. I'm going to resend them right now. -All right. Thank you. -And...sent. [ Mouse clicks ] [ Laughter ] -What's wrong? James, did you forget to send your jokes, too? -No, Mike, buddy, I think you clicked your share screen. -I-I don't even know what that is, so it was probably somebody else. -We're seeing the home page for "Family Guy" porn. -W-What? -You clicked "share screen," and now you're showing all of us "Family Guy" porn. -[ Chuckles ] -Um, I actu-- I actually think that was Jermaine that clicked "share screen." I -- It was actually probably Jermaine that was watching "Family Guy" porn. -I don't even watch "Family Guy" the show. I like books about presidents and literally nothing else. -Okay, well, Quagmire's actually pretty funny, so... -Mike, just unshare your screen, please. -Okay. Seth, I am trying. I just don't even know how I did it in the first place. Oh. Wait. No. I think I got it. [ Mouse clicks ] -Uh-huh. [ Laughter ] -What?! -Did that do anything? -No, you're still sharing your screen, except now it's the Google search for "what do tampons do." -NO! For the record, I knew. I was just making sure that Google knew. 'Cause, like, a lot of kids are being homeschooled now, so, like, there's no nurses. -Can you please just X that out? -Jenny, I would absolutely love to. I'm getting that, like, spinny circling wheel thing. How do I get the paper-clip boy to help? [ Message beeps ] -Mike, does your mom think we're best friends? -Of course not. It's an entirely different Jermaine. Think you're the only Jermaine? This is Jermaine Jackson from the Jackson 5. He's pretty cool, actually. -Mike, I'm begging you to just close your laptop while you figure this out. -Uh, you know what? Hey, Seth, if you're not talking, can you put yourself on mute? -I am talking. I'm talking to you right now. -Okay. You know what? I am just going to cover up the camera until I figure this out. All right? -That just stops us from seeing YOU. It does nothing to stop sharing your screen. [ Message beeps ] -Yeah, it says "Jermaine from work." -[ Laughs ] -I have two jobs, okay? You're not the only Jermaine, okay? I'm also in the Jackson 5. You know what? I'm just going to reset the router, okay? Hold on. It'll just take a second. -All: Oh! -It's really high up, so I got to really reach for -- Wait. What -- What happened? Did someone see a Dracula? -No, you're completely naked from the waist down! -It's a Zoom meeting! Isn't everybody? -No! -No! -Yes, but I know not to get up. -I counted like four balls. -Okay. Well, clearly you missed one, Reese. All right? Grow up. -Scollins, it's on the bottom of your screen right in the center. -No, the only thing there says "uncheck" -- Oh. Okay. Okay. -Thank you. -That was much easier than I thought it would be. Um, Jermaine and I are really sorry about that. -What? -You know what, Seth? I am going to send you my jokes right now. -Just don't bother, buddy. -Okay, good. 'Cause I did not have time to write any. -Because of "Family Guy" porn? -I was watching "Family Guy" porn. -Yeah, okay.