字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Hello, lovely people, and welcome back to our channel. Well-- - Your channel, yeah. - It's my channel. And then when I want to do fun gay things, I bring you along. Now the last video that we did together was deep and personal and real and a bit of a downer. - Was it? Which one was that? - In Rome when I was like feeling really-- - Oh, no, you were a downer, I was okay. - Yeah, fair, okay. But I thought we'd do something fun, and when this impossible would you rather challenge for lesbians went 'round our friends, I was like, let's make a video! So this is a BuzzFeed quiz. Love a BuzzFeed quiz. - I love a quiz. - I'll leave the link down in the description, so that you too can take this quiz, even if you're not a lesbian. - Sorry, I can't stop looking at your eyebrows. - I just had my eyebrows microbladed today. (laughing) Do they look really red? - No. - Anyway, I'm really excited 'cause tomorrow, for the first time in years, I'm going to wake up with eyebrows. - Oh my god. I'm gonna be like who are you? Get outta my bed! No, I won't. - Question one, would you rather never cut your fingernails again, or have a permanently sprained wrist on your dominant hand? - Oh, well, I don't-- - Whether you have an aversion to finger nails. - I don't ever cut my nails, my fingernails, because I still have a really bad habit of biting/picking them. You don't really see me do it. I don't know when I do it. - No, I'm not sure when you do it. - Maybe actually-- - She doesn't cut them, but they never grow. - Maybe I don't actually do it. Maybe they just don't grow. - Are you all right? Maybe you're a zombie. Oh, no, zombie fingernails grow, don't they? - Do they? - Nevermind. I hate the idea of never cutting your fingernails, and they go loopy and gross. - Oh, wait, what was it? - So I think I'll just live with the-- - Oh, never cut my finger nails again? Oh, I thought it was like, oh, well, yeah, no, I answered it because I don't need to, yeah. (laughing) - So you'll choose the never cut my fingernails again option. - Yeah, because also-- - Because apparently you'll be fine. - Also you could bite them, or pick them. - I think cut means never-- - No it doesn't, it's not what they're saying. I'd rather just bite my nails like I already do than-- - Permanently sprained wrist. - Yeah. - I mean-- - And which wrist is it, is it my dominant? I mean, I need both my hands. - It literally says have a permanent sprained wrist on your dominant hand. - It says cut nails rather than-- It doesn't say - Oh my God. We're spending too much time on this one. She's now going to tell you about how she's ambidextrous, so she'll be fine. - Let's move on to the next question. It was meant to be fun. - Would you rather date someone with the same name as you or date someone who looks eerily similar to you? - Eerily similar, I think I'd rather date someone with the same name. - Yes. - Because if it was eerily, then that's a bit like you've already answered your own question. - (laughing) Like every time you walk in somewhere, people go twins, wow. And you're like-- - Yeah, and we already get asked if we're sisters. - No, we make out. Yeah, I agree, same name. Same name, less weird. Would you rather-- - Because we could just be like Jessie, Jess. Jessica and Jess, there's already-- - Jessie and Jessica, it works. - Yeah, I mean, there's already Rose and Rosie. - Claud and Claudia. Yeah, Rose and Rosie make it work. So we could do it, it'd be fine. - I mean, I don't know, some people think we look the same. People at passport control-- - Oh my god. - Never know which passport to hand us back. They're like thank you. - I don't know how. Would you rather have a totally perfect gaydar or have the magical ability to never fall for a straight girl? - Oh, I'd much rather have a totally perfect gaydar. - Yeah, so you knew everyone's sexual preference. - Also, it's just stupid. It's the same thing. Do you want a gaydar or do you never want to go for a straight girl again? - I think it means that you'd never fall for a straight girl. Because you could know she was a straight girl but still fall for her if you had a great gaydar. - I see what you mean. Because does it really matter if you have a good gaydar or not, whereas if you fall for, yeah. I don't know, I think there's some kind of virtue, is that the right word? In falling for a straight girl that you can never have. You have to learn to-- - Oh, yeah, it's a rite of passage for lesbians. - Yeah, and also, it's not love. You realize it's not love. - We've all been there. - It's like you're loving a fantasy that will never happen, and that can still happen with a gay person because they might not be who you think they are meant to be. So it's all just a learning curve of love. - Everything is a learning curve. Would you rather have Ellen DeGeneres elected US president or have Ellen Page become US president? - I think Ellen DeGeneres because it plays would just be full of sunshine and rainbows and happiness, and if there was any sort of too much seriousness, I think she would just deal with it with humor. - Sure. - Whereas I think Ellen Page could be maybe a bit too serious. - I think Ellen Page because I believe she'd be more radical. - Whoa. - That's what you want. A president who changes things. - Oh, well, I mean, that's true. - Would you rather be at a lesbian bar with only couples or be at a lesbian bar with only closeted ladies? Spend our lives in lesbian bars with only couples. - Why would they be at a lesbian bar if they're closeted? - Well, I don't know! - Why would the whole lesbian bar be filled with closeted-- (laughing) Then they're not closeted ladies! - It's a fake straight night! - Well, I'd rather be at a lesbian bar with only closeted ladies if they were willing to be - Uncloseted. - Well, not uncloseted, but if they were up for a nice time. - Yeah. - I mean, obviously this is when I was single. - No, it's all right, I understand. - But obviously now-- - You're not hypothetically cheating on me. - Now that I'm married, obviously I'd rather be at a lesbian bar with only couples. - Correct answer! Would you rather have to be BFFs with your ex or have to be BFFs with your ex's new girlfriend? (crickets chirping) - Well, is it actually, is this a theoretical question? - I think it's a theoretical girlfriend, not our actual exes. - Okay, well, I don't know. - We didn't do the lesbian thing where you stay best friends with your ex. - But then why are we using theoretical? Maybe we should use our actual exes. - Oh. Okay, sorry, our actual exes. - Then I'd rather be best friends with her friend. - With her girlfriend, fair enough. I feel like mine may have married a man by now. Not sure. - What? Oh no, what if she's watching and she hasn't? - Oh, I'm really sorry. - Well, I mean, to be fair, I just told mine that I'd rather be friends with her friend. Maybe we should cut this bit out. - I think she knows, (laughing) it's okay. BFFs with the ex's new girlfriend because she could be great. And I have nothing against her. - I think there's a reason if you're not BFFs. We're not even friends, let alone BFFs. We were exes. So we're clearly just going to be friends with their girlfriends. - Would you rather never have to deal with a period ever again or get pregnant with your partner without any medical procedures or you know, dudes. Yeah, and I would have no periods. - What was the other option, though? All I heard was pregnant and I was like yeah. I really don't even mind periods, they're fine. - Okay, well, I get terrible migraines and can't carry a baby, so. - Well, you can have option one and I'll have option two. - I think that's an excellent life. Go us! Would you rather have a lady date with the US Women's National Soccer Team or a lady date with the cast of Orange is the New Black? What's a lady date? Is that where you're friends or is it a date but for lesbians? Shouldn't I know this as a lesbian? - I was like, it's a bit intimidating, like the whole cast and the whole soccer team. - There's only two of us. - I think personally, the cast of Orange is the New Black. - Yeah, same. - Because we watched that and we'd feel more-- - I would know who they were. I'm afraid I don't know who the soccer team are. Oh, wait, was that the one with that Megan girl? - Ellen White? - We're so sorry, we're so sorry! We're bad lesbians. Would you rather erase the term scissoring from the world's vocabulary or have all lady porn be directed by ladies? I'm really enjoying the overuse of the word lady in this quiz. - Just have all lady porn directed by ladies. But it would have to be ladies who know what they're doing. - That's true, just because they're ladies doesn't mean they understand lesbians. - Yeah, they could be like, oh, I did a porno with another girl. I know how to do it. And they have no idea. And they just mimic what they got told by a man. - That's so sad. Also, I don't really care about the word scissoring. Yes, it's annoying when people bring it up, and yes, it's annoying when they ask how it works.