Well--

- Your channel, yeah. - It's my channel.

And then when I want to do fun gay things,

I bring you along.

Now the last video that we did together

was deep and personal and real

and a bit of a downer. - Was it?

Which one was that?

- In Rome when I was like feeling really--

- Oh, no, you were a downer, I was okay.

- Yeah, fair, okay.

But I thought we'd do something fun,

and when this impossible would you rather challenge

for lesbians went 'round our friends, I was like,

let's make a video!

So this is a BuzzFeed quiz.

Love a BuzzFeed quiz.

- I love a quiz.

- I'll leave the link down in the description,

so that you too can take this quiz,

even if you're not a lesbian.

- Sorry, I can't stop looking at your eyebrows.

- I just had my eyebrows microbladed today. (laughing)

Do they look really red?

- No.

- Anyway, I'm really excited 'cause tomorrow,

for the first time in years,

I'm going to wake up with eyebrows.

- Oh my god.

I'm gonna be like who are you?

Get outta my bed!

No, I won't.

- Question one, would you rather

never cut your fingernails again,

or have a permanently sprained wrist

on your dominant hand?

- Oh, well, I don't--

- Whether you have an aversion to finger nails.

- I don't ever cut my nails, my fingernails,

because I still have a really bad habit

of biting/picking them.

You don't really see me do it.

I don't know when I do it. - No, I'm not sure

when you do it.

- Maybe actually-- - She doesn't cut them,

but they never grow.

- Maybe I don't actually do it.

Maybe they just don't grow.

- Are you all right?

Maybe you're a zombie.

Oh, no, zombie fingernails grow, don't they?

- Do they?

- Nevermind.

I hate the idea of never cutting your fingernails,

and they go loopy and gross. - Oh, wait, what was it?

- So I think I'll just live with the--

- Oh, never cut my finger nails again?

Oh, I thought it was like,

oh, well, yeah, no, I answered it

because I don't need to, yeah.

(laughing)

- So you'll choose the never cut

my fingernails again option. - Yeah, because also--

- Because apparently you'll be fine.

- Also you could bite them, or pick them.

- I think cut means never--

- No it doesn't, it's not what they're saying.

I'd rather just bite my nails like I already do than--

- Permanently sprained wrist.

- Yeah. - I mean--

- And which wrist is it, is it my dominant?

I mean, I need both my hands.

- It literally says

have a permanent sprained wrist

on your dominant hand.

- It says cut nails rather than--

It doesn't say - Oh my God.

We're spending too much time on this one.

She's now going to tell you

about how she's ambidextrous,

so she'll be fine.

- Let's move on to the next question.

It was meant to be fun.

- Would you rather date someone

with the same name as you

or date someone who looks eerily similar to you?

- Eerily similar, I think I'd rather

date someone with the same name.

- Yes.

- Because if it was eerily,

then that's a bit like you've

already answered your own question.

- (laughing) Like every time you walk in somewhere,

people go twins, wow.

And you're like--

- Yeah, and we already get asked if we're sisters.

- No, we make out.

Yeah, I agree, same name.

Same name, less weird.

Would you rather--

- Because we could just be like Jessie, Jess.

Jessica and Jess, there's already--

- Jessie and Jessica, it works.

- Yeah, I mean, there's already Rose and Rosie.

- Claud and Claudia.

Yeah, Rose and Rosie make it work.

So we could do it, it'd be fine.

- I mean, I don't know, some people think we look the same.

People at passport control-- - Oh my god.

- Never know which passport to hand us back.

They're like thank you. - I don't know how.

Would you rather have a totally perfect gaydar

or have the magical ability

to never fall for a straight girl?

- Oh, I'd much rather have a totally perfect gaydar.

- Yeah, so you knew everyone's sexual preference.

- Also, it's just stupid.

It's the same thing.

Do you want a gaydar or do you never

want to go for a straight girl again?

- I think it means that you'd

never fall for a straight girl.

Because you could know she was a straight girl

but still fall for her if you had a great gaydar.

- I see what you mean.

Because does it really matter

if you have a good gaydar or not,

whereas if you fall for, yeah.

I don't know, I think there's some kind of virtue,

is that the right word?

In falling for a straight girl that you can never have.

You have to learn to--

- Oh, yeah, it's a rite of passage for lesbians.

- Yeah, and also, it's not love.

You realize it's not love. - We've all been there.

- It's like you're loving a fantasy that will never happen,

and that can still happen

with a gay person because they might not be

who you think they are meant to be.

So it's all just a learning curve of love.

- Everything is a learning curve.

Would you rather have Ellen DeGeneres

elected US president

or have Ellen Page become US president?

- I think Ellen DeGeneres

because it plays would just be

full of sunshine and rainbows and happiness,

and if there was any sort of too much seriousness,

I think she would just deal with it with humor.

- Sure.

- Whereas I think Ellen Page could be

maybe a bit too serious.

- I think Ellen Page

because I believe she'd be more radical.

- Whoa.

- That's what you want.

A president who changes things.

- Oh, well, I mean, that's true.

- Would you rather be at a lesbian bar

with only couples

or be at a lesbian bar

with only closeted ladies?

Spend our lives in lesbian bars with only couples.

- Why would they be at a lesbian bar if they're closeted?

- Well, I don't know!

- Why would the whole lesbian bar

be filled with closeted-- (laughing)

Then they're not closeted ladies!

- It's a fake straight night!

- Well, I'd rather be at a lesbian bar

with only closeted ladies if they were willing to be

- Uncloseted. - Well, not uncloseted,

but if they were up for a nice time.

- Yeah.

- I mean, obviously this is when I was single.

- No, it's all right, I understand.

- But obviously now--

- You're not hypothetically cheating on me.

- Now that I'm married, obviously I'd rather be at a lesbian

bar with only couples.

- Correct answer!

Would you rather have to be BFFs with your ex

or have to be BFFs with your ex's new girlfriend?

(crickets chirping)

- Well, is it actually, is this a theoretical question?

- I think it's a theoretical girlfriend,

not our actual exes.

- Okay, well, I don't know.

- We didn't do the lesbian thing

where you stay best friends with your ex.

- But then why are we using theoretical?

Maybe we should use our actual exes.

- Oh. Okay, sorry, our actual exes.

- Then I'd rather be best friends with her friend.

- With her girlfriend, fair enough.

I feel like mine may have married a man by now.

Not sure. - What?

Oh no, what if she's watching and she hasn't?

- Oh, I'm really sorry.

- Well, I mean, to be fair,

I just told mine that I'd rather be friends with her friend.

Maybe we should cut this bit out.

- I think she knows, (laughing) it's okay.

BFFs with the ex's new girlfriend

because she could be great.

And I have nothing against her.

- I think there's a reason if you're not BFFs.

We're not even friends, let alone BFFs.

We were exes.

So we're clearly just

going to be friends with their girlfriends.

- Would you rather never have to deal with a period

ever again or get pregnant with your partner

without any medical procedures or you know, dudes.

Yeah, and I would have no periods.

- What was the other option, though?

All I heard was pregnant and I was like yeah.

I really don't even mind periods, they're fine.

- Okay, well, I get terrible migraines

and can't carry a baby, so.

- Well, you can have option one and I'll have option two.

- I think that's an excellent life.

Go us!

Would you rather have a lady date

with the US Women's National Soccer Team

or a lady date with the cast of Orange is the New Black?

What's a lady date?

Is that where you're friends

or is it a date but for lesbians?

Shouldn't I know this as a lesbian?

- I was like, it's a bit intimidating,

like the whole cast and the whole soccer team.

- There's only two of us.

- I think personally, the cast of Orange is the New Black.

- Yeah, same.

- Because we watched that and we'd feel more--

- I would know who they were.

I'm afraid I don't know who the soccer team are.

Oh, wait, was that the one with that Megan girl?

- Ellen White?

- We're so sorry, we're so sorry!

We're bad lesbians.

Would you rather erase the term scissoring

from the world's vocabulary

or have all lady porn be directed by ladies?

I'm really enjoying the overuse

of the word lady in this quiz.

- Just have all lady porn directed by ladies.

But it would have to be ladies who know what they're doing.

- That's true, just because they're ladies

doesn't mean they understand lesbians.

- Yeah, they could be like,

oh, I did a porno with another girl.

I know how to do it.

And they have no idea.

And they just mimic what they got told by a man.

- That's so sad.

Also, I don't really care about the word scissoring.

Yes, it's annoying when people bring it up,

and yes, it's annoying when they ask how it works.

And no, I don't know.

- I keep doing this because I'm really tired.

- Oh, bubba, we're very close. - And also,