You wanna hear about this (Oh?)

あなたはこれについて聞きたいです。

There's a new app called Nimses

Nimsesという新しいアプリがあります

where if you download it, your life will become a social media game.

あなたがそれをダウンロードすれば、あなたの人生はソーシャルメディアゲームになるでしょう。

As soon as you register,

あなたが登録するとすぐに。

every single minute of your life will be quantified

あなたの人生の毎分

into nim, a currency

通貨であるNimに定量化されます

And this is collected from since you register,

そしてこれはあなたが登録してから集めたものです。

not just how much you use your phone

携帯電話の使用量だけではありません

or what you spend in the app.

またはあなたがアプリに費やすもの

So the more nims you have, the more

より多くのNimsを持つほど、あなたはより強力で影響力を持つ

powerful and influence you get.

みんながこのアプリをダウンロードしたら、ちょっと想像してみてください

Now just imagine it for a second...

その非常に非常識な概念

if everyone downloaded this app...

私は私がこのようにどこでもどんなアイデアについても聞いたことがないと思い

It's a pretty insane concept.

サイエンスフィクションシナリオを除く

I don't think I've heard about any idea

今PuppetMemeStealerを購読する！

anywhere like this.

今PuppetMemeStealerを購読する！

Except in sci-fi scenarios

Nimses users could potentially buy

real things in the future using their Nims,

Like your next Tesla, or your next

represent.com/pewdiepie merch collection (real smooth)

There are social roles within the app

such as user and icon.

You get your Nims, you own them, and then

you save them, and everyone sees how many Nims

you have.

So you can be a regular user or you can

actually try and grow your influence and reach

the unreachable icon status.

Just imagine if everyone was using this

I think it's a pretty insane idea,

and I'm really curious to see how it's

gonna work out.

So, sign up, follow me there

Invite your friends as well

cuz then you get more Nims.

The idea is to turning human life

into a source of financial capital.

I'm really really rEaLlY curious about this

Enter the code PEWDIEPIE so I get referral Nims

Thank you very much

Check it out and follow me there

I'll be using Nimses from now on.

Let's get on with the video...

*Poo News Moosic*

Good evening, I'm Mary Ham

and welcome to "Ham News".

*Pew News Intro*

"Pew News"

First of all, Mary Ham News

have reached the highest ratings it has ever gotten.

Oh boy, all the comments have been

sO supportive. (BRING BACK POPPY GLORIA)

"NO ONE LIKES YOU MARY HAM

"I'm not a fan of Mary Ham"

"No I refuse to watch with Mary Ham"

"I tHiNk MaRy HaM nEeDs tO bE fIrEd"

"I HATE YOU" *glasses fall*

"I hate you Mary Ham get Poppy Gloria back"

Poppy Gloria is dead, ok?

She did an oopsie.

Get it into your thick skulls already

She ain't coming back

Yes, I may have killed her,

but that doesn't prove I'm innocent.

Now let's get into the news.

Our first story comes from KSI (kzeh)

Who has now responded to Deji, his brother,

calling him out.

In not just one video,

but tWo vIdEoS.

And KSI has now, finally

responded. (don't all youtubers)

"So you thought, going on Logan Paul's podcast

to talk about me was the best way to

branch out from my bro.

If you went on there to talk about

something else,

then fine.

But you didn't.

It was all pretty much about me.

The best way, Dej, to branch out

from me, is to not talk about me at all.

And then on top of that,

make good quality content

that your fans would enjoy."

Logan: Does he have a god complex?

Is it an ego?

Deji: Yeah, that's what I mean.

His ego is insane (he's not lying tho)

Like his diss track to Quadeca,

he compared himself to Ares."

BRUUUUH

Maybe Deji has some points that are fair,

maybe KSI wasn't great brother or whatever.

But I think KSI did a really good job

explaining his side of the situation.

KSI: You can talk to me, especially if you're

having dark thoughts, or

just feeling low.

I'm always here for you whether

we're on good terms, or bad terms.

Whenever you message me, I always

reply Dej.

I want you to succeed in

everything you do, but Deji, man,

you have to communicate with me.

Else, how else am I going to know

how you're feeling?

Popp... Mary Ham: And I gotta say, like, Deji's video

had midrolls on it.

He comes with this video out of nowhere

with a video that has midrolls on it,

42 minutes, right after the whole

Tati situation became a huge viral thing.

AAAND...

Uuuuuh...

EEEEEH, UUUUH

It's kind of hard to side with someone that

puts that perspective on it,

especially when KSI made a lot of good points.

I'm sorry.

KSI also said that, in his video,

he's gonna donate all the ad revenue to

suicide prevention charities, and in light of

Deji being in the dark place.

BUT THEN, out of nowhere, Logan Paul decided

to anime laugh

HUH HUH HUh

and claim the video!

"HAHAHAHA, F you puѕѕy"

"If you don't ads, it's because it's being claimed

by Logan Paul's network."

Logan, what the frick are you doing?

Do you want people to hate you?

What is this???

Money going to suicide prevention charities

Logan Paul: AHAHA

Now, it's clear that Logan Paul didn't know this.

And he said, I jumped the gun on that one.

I'll make sure the automatic claim is removed.

KSI is still a РР.

This whole situation is just dumb.

It's dummy dumb.

Dummy dumb dumb.

Now let's go into

Probably the biggest noise I've ever heard

Jesus

And it's about the Steven Crowder vs Carlos Maza situation

Put this head here and the other head here

And here they are

It all started with Vox news reporter, Carlos Maza

Who wrote in his Twitter "So I have pretty thick skin

when it comes to online harrassment,

but something has been really bothering me"

He pointed out how whenever Steven Crowder debunks his videos,

He also ridicules his sexual orientation and ethnicity.

"Look before we get to the video, uh, with our favorite, favorite lispy sprite from Vox"

*in mocking tone* "It's ridiculous! It's bonkers!"

"You're being given a free pass as a crappy write because you're gay"

"...his little queer graph there"

*laughing*

"Well now the graph is queer?"

"...violence, filth"

"Ok so the little queer can eat his chips all nonchalantly

"...mister queer eating chips on the Vox channel"

"chip chip chip chip, bet you can't eat just one, like dicks"

"This is what mister gay Vox wants to do"

"Mister lispy queer from Vox"

Now Steven Crowder, for those who don't know,

is a right-wing YouTuber

And apparently, according to himself,

He's the "Biggest Conservative Channel on YouTube"

Wait, is that true? How many does Ben Shapiro have?

1.7!!

Bruuh

Maza also pointed out how he got doxxed and he got a bunch of text messages

Saying "debate steven crowder"

Now I blurred the numbers, but I like how Maza

complains about being doxxed and then he doxxes all these people

Regardless, alright, he also points out how YouTube's policies

against harassment and bullying are not aligned with the comments that Steven has said about him

"That being said, I'm not mad at Crowder"

Well that's a f*cking lie

Are you sUre about that?

But he does raise a good point

I mean I haven't even seen this

"Content that is deliberately posted in order to humiliate someone"

"Content that makes hurtful and negative personal comments/videos about that person"

That's so vague, but it does apply doesn't it

He does have a point

Carlos also pointed out how Steven Crowder sells a shirt

that says "Socialism is for 'figs'"

Although it's one of those "edgy jokes"

That it can be interpreted either way and he sees it has "Socialism is for fags"

Now this shirt will be important later, ok? So let's just remember this shirt for now

I have to say, I think it is good that Maza speaks out

There is a problem with people

There is a big issue online where people with audiences criticize each other

which they should be able to do

but then the audience joins in and makes the whole place toxic

with harassment, doxxing, etc. of these individuals

This is obviously not ok and if ANYONE EVER DOES IT FOR ME

then you can eat the fat lard, ok? I want nothing to do with it

Obviously, most people don't want this

Crowder has spoken out against this as well

But it is a larger issue that, nonetheless, deserves to be brought up

So, I think it's good he spoke out.

However

The timing of all of this is pretty interesting

Obviously, this was posted one day before Pride Month

The clips that showed about Steven Crowder making fun of Maza

Were not new ones, these are older clips

Which made it seem like this was a deliberate attack to go after Steven as much as possible

But also, in a way, if I was going after someone that was way bigger than me

Yes, technically he works under Vox which is a billion dollar company

But he didn't tweet this out through Vox, ok? He tweeted at it on his personal Twitter

So, if I was Maza I would probably want some sort of support to back me up as well

So, in a way, I can understand that

It just seems like the whole tone is more coming across as aggressive

As opposed to just wanting to out him on his behavior

Maza is not just going after Crowder, he's also going after YouTube directly

I am Poppy Gloria all along