Good morning.

Good morning.

You are excited and rightly so.

We have quite a day ahead of us.

I don't think I need to tell you the name of the musical that we will be performing.

You are more like Ah boo, Right, Right.

Like a right man.

It's like I'm the genie and you could run a monkey.

I can't shut the whole thing down.

I'm not in a 1,000,000 years playing a monkey.

Aladdin is in many one monkeys journey.

You're both massive boat enthusiasts.

What?

No, I'm no, I'm not.

None of this is true because this'll next big kind of hinges on your love of boats.

What should we do, Rob?

What should we do?

Keep Okay, Theo.

Nautical themed game show in late night.

It's ship's ahoy, Jason.

Your turn for three points.

Place your captain Cordon on the bow of the ship.

A Where's the bow?

Where could it be?

What is it?

You think that's a joke?

Is it funny?

Kind of funny areas Wells to announce his father.

Your dick, mate.

So you know about, don't you?

Pathetic.

You're pathetic, Joe.

Much work went in today's.

We could well again it's We got those from Santa Monica Pier.

We've gone completely overboard.

There is a segment that we do on this show that I hold very, very dear to my heart.

So much, though, that despite endless setbacks, I have tirelessly persisted in trying to get it off the ground.

As you know, all celebrities have noses, but some noses on celebrated them.

If you is, that it's something what's got only my mind up my mike.

I fell up kids and work.

I feel like he's cutting in and out.

You microphone on its way.

Way.

Crack on with this.

Okay, Right.

I'm gonna scratch that one.

Closer.

Closer.

Right closer.

How is that?

Perfect.

Just just listen.

Just put it there.

Put it there.

Okay.

Put you there that we find.

Okay, just let it right.

We'll reset.

Okay.

Forget all this, right.

Done.

The intro Separate E nose is now.

All celebrities have noses in some way.

It was.

Did you see this video?

Have you seen this video today of MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell?

It's him, like freaking out.

We're going to show it to you now.

Roll the clip.

Yes, I'm getting your sorry.

Someone save me.

I mean what they say.

Now I can hear the audio, but we can't see anything totally understandable.

Mistake.

Just roll the clip.

A hat that is for sale.

What's That's the wrong part of it.

How would you ever think that?

That's the part of the clip where a guy's losing his Bynes There's no hard You're together.

Play the clip of the guy being a complete ass on TV.

Get your together.

No, that commit the clip that was working in Russell.

We did it.

We did.

Played the clip from rehearsal.

What the hell is that?

What is that?

I ask for hand squeezed Capri sun.

Okay, Everything that really just cut the pouch open on.

Don't Do you write in?

You think I can't tell?

You?

Think I can't tell the difference?

Well, I can.

All right, I'm gonna close my eyes count to 10 when I open them.

If someone isn't hand squeezing Capri in signs No Christmas party this year, you understand?

No Christmas party 0 10 9 7654321 Well, happy.

No guys, this'll is actually a question for Neil Patrick Harris.

Neil Patrick Harris isn't here He's up in the dressing room getting ready for the show.

Okay, so there's no way we could do it.

Neil Patrick Harris, When you're preparing for a theatrical role, is it a very different process to when you do a piece of television or film?

But you could have asked me that, Neil, you are one of the most talented people in the world.

One off, one off one or there's a few of us so you can sing.

You can dance, you can act.

So I was just wondering, um, would you ever consider hosting a late night show like this one?

Absolutely not.

I won't take over what you're gonna have to You know why?

Because I quit.

Okay, this'll is over.

I am up to here with this right after night after night coming through that.

You want another jump joke?

See?

Desk doing desk piece going on?

Seeing a tall with Britney Spears, I'm done.

Okay, it's over.

Don't you want that?

My favorite color.