字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント coming to you from his house in Los Angeles. It's Conan broken. I'm Andy Richter tonight. Sophie Turner. Now here he is. Koenen. Oh, Brian. Hey there, Conan O'Brien here. And I just learned that my stool can swivel, which is exciting. That's a big step up from yesterday. This is Day Two. Tuesday we had a lot of fun last night with Adam Sandler And tonight on Conan from home broadcast from my home in Los Angeles will be bringing you Sophie Turner. I love Sophie Turner. Sorry. I shouldn't have made the camera jiggle. Um, very excited to have her on the program. And as you can tell, I am projecting with my denim jacket a sense of calm but casual authority. I'm also having trouble finding the lens, but I think it's Yeah, there it is right there. Anyhoo, like the rest of you, I seek out friendships, companionship during these times. And for me, that means my good pal of many, many years Andy Richter. So Hey, Andy, how are you? I'm just happy to be talking to somebody. Those headphones. Is that me or you listening to music while I try and talk to you? Oh, Conan Music. Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah, it is. It's it's actually your podcast. Here's what I'm having difficulty with. I I can kind of tell what day it is because we have to make this show. But other than that, without that toe hang on to, I would have no idea what day it is. I have to see if the price is right is on in order to know that it's a week day. Wait. So the price is right is telling you that it's a weekday, but yes, but it doesn't tell you which day it iss Well, I mean, I'm not gonna get that specific. I just need to know it's a weekday. So that means I should put on pants, weekends their pants free. I mean, come on. I zint this the same technique you use even when there isn't a pandemic. That's right, Andy. Uh, there are a lot of hopeful p essays out there right now on how to handle this current Corona virus crisis, and I decided that I would, uh, take my own. Hey, a lot of people are talking about social distancing these days, but what's the right amount of distance. People say someone needs to be over six feet away from you. But how much is that? When you're on the fly, how do you calculate it? I'm gonna tell you an easy solution. Do what I do. Grab your life size cutout of former FBI director James Comey. He is famously six feet eight inches tall. Lay it down between you and the next person, and then you have it. I am safely distant. I am one James Comey away from the next person. Now what if you don't have a James Cole? Well, take your Kevin Hart. Not remember. If someone is one Kevin Hart away from you, that means they're too close. Way too close. So take your backup, Kevin Hart. Lay that out. Now someone is to Kevin Hart's away from me. Still not enough. You need three Kevin Hart's three Kevin Hart's distance and just to be really safe. Four. Before Kevin Hart's between you and the next person and you are perfectly safe. Wait. There you go. Problem solved.