ウォンキーアイ卿が救う!| 徹底攻略！｜超精密バトルシミュレーター第3弾 (LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3)

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You need to take this guy out as quickly as you can before he gets you.
Because you're so fragile.
Is he gonna do it, Pop Lordship?
Oh, yes.
Just quickly.
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Tabs, right?
Command my little blue or reds.
I think it's blue where I command my blue army to do whatever I please.
Hopefully win.
But last time it was stuck on this level.
IEDs red.
I knew it was red, you know, stuck on this level, these jewel wielders of pretty powerful.
And I haven't quite figured out in my old tactical brain how to defeat them.
I've tried, you know, mama way that I don't try Mammoth Harvey, Harold Morrissey, Colts.
I think he was called Harold's.
Let's go with Harold.
How about one of these bad boys?
Um, yeah.
I don't think I tried.
This is probably where I was going very, very wrong.
Does the mammoth go up front or does it go back?
I'm not too sure.
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That's what the mammoth would do.
Okay, we need something to back up this mammoth.
I'm feeling something that's like long range because we can't afford to Mama's.
Maybe some potion guys, these guys are pretty goods.
Um, we still are 1000 left.
I feel like the more the merrier.
But these guys on the right do annihilate you.
Anything you put in his path absolutely destroys.
So not necessarily a plan.
Maybe a priest behind as well.
Just Well, catch the poop if it comes out.
But more importantly, keep our mammoth alive.
You hear that, sir?
Oh, ye olde Bold one.
You need to keep our mammoth alive.
Please.
830 left.
Maybe just, like get in some damage in real quick with some archers at the back would be good.
Go in.
These guys launch in, though.
That's the only thing I'm worried about.
Putting a Squire up front as well.
Let's see what happens.
I'm pretty sure you look at them.
Go.
I'm pretty sure I didn't try a mammoth before they missed the mom of still going.
Okay, This could work.
This could work.
The priest is is hyping him.
Our cover Mammoth.
You've got this, buddy.
Your beady little eyes acute.
But I know you mean business.
Oh, no.
He's dead.
Yeah, maybe I did try the mama.
This is bad news.
No.
Oh, now what?
Why?
These guys don't do anything, Lorne.
Should them do your thing.
Come on, spear them.
There's so powerful.
And you know what?
This isn't too bad.
This isn't as bad as we've done before, but we've definitely lost.
How are these guys?
So powerful.
Start again.
The mammoth isn't gonna save us this time.
Maybe I did try the mammoth last time.
I'm not too sure.
Snake arches, snake arches.
Three of those three of those.
Because the snakes are actually pretty good.
Maybe an old Bill Easter?
No, no, not the police.
So what's the other thing called Cata Pole?
That's what I'm talking about.
The king's pretty powerful, as we found out in the previous video, but I don't think I can't afford him.
Basically, I haven't got the gold to pay my lord couple potion guys.
And then we just need So we're gonna lose this if we go in swinging.
But let's just go for it.
Let's see what happens.
The cat's a pole is going ahead.
No, it completely missed.
That is not good.
That is bad.
It's because they fly at the beginning.
How am I supposed to stop them flying in the beginning?
I have no idea what's going on here.
Snakes Didn't Lord very well wait.
The snakes have got incredibly well, and the cat SAPO comes in and in comes the stake.
Let's go.
I have no idea how we won that.
But we did.
I think the snakes did their work there.
Yep.
Yeah.
Um, I guess so.
Him with his beady head.
Let's go.
Final destination farmers.
So there's been a few of these levels.
Where is just one V one?
I've got 100 to spend on.
That guy's got a pretty pointy spork there.
I think the Squire is the main guy for this.
I'm gonna put in real close as well, so you can just get in there and swipe him.
What you doing?
Our guy has fallen.
This is not good tactics.
Where he's fallen too.
Thank you, idiot.
I'll take it.
I'm taking that victory.
I don't care.
Not my proudest, but definitely one of my favorites.
A site of sites.
Oh, yeah, I see what's going on here.
8000.
You know what I'm doing?
You know what I'm doing right now, Harold?
I'm calling upon both of you.
You're your brother on Dhe, Your mother.
That's what I'm talking about.
Our kid.
Three of these could just do it by themselves.
They don't need no help.
Come on, buddy.
You've got this.
A family of mammoths to take down the sights out.
1000 gold left to spend on a weight.
One of them's down.
I think the moms died.
You're going the wrong way.
You're tripping over each other.
Do you have died?
What are you doing?
They've tangled tasks.
This isn't good.
That didn't go well, did it?
Maybe we did need a backup.
There were many of them left.
Like to see you guys in trouble.
Potions like my favorite things for some reason, and then we're gonna have one.
Where's my sword, guy?
Squire?
at the front.
You guys going down now?
Must my family of Mamma's have backup?
So now you guys are in trouble?
Look at that.
How do they keep dying so quickly?
The sights.
A mega powerful.
These guys hit these guys.
My mama saru dead.
Okay, The mammal lists are not that powerful.
Oh, no.
Besides a huge I've lost faith in the mama's guys.
I'm coming out and saying I'm putting my faith in the king.
Instead, I'm gonna put in a little bit further back.
Maybe we should play a little bit more defensive If we can get some of these guys as like, a human wall.
And we go five of these guys around here, There ain't so shabby.
Three bone majors.
The chieftains, those the ones that were popping my head off earlier.
Couple jaw.
Lt's these look like they could take on some sites.
Berserker is Oh, my goodness.
You guys are so in trouble.
How you gonna stand against this heart valve Caries?
Two of them ice arches.
Two of them.
That's an army to be reckoned with.
A white Get a loan from my previous battle.
I'm not sure the pal freeze really do much.
I have no idea what's going on if there's too many units is just like a hack and slash best.
But if I come out on top, then I'm absolutely fine.
Was that the King is destroying two left.
Look at that.
The king leads us to victory.
Well done, my friend.
Well done.
I bow before you.
I bend the knee If I wasn't sitting in a chair honoring their champion.
Wait.
Hold on a second.
This is no honor.
If your way who those.
Hold on a second.
We don't have access to those, Dewey.
We do.
Never mind.
Why are they on our tough, though?
I don't think that's acceptable.
Are those the only two people as well?
I think I'm gonna put a catapult.
He, uh, order that.
What?
Weapons?
Yeah, I thought I was gonna happen.
That's bad.
Look at them.
Look at them coming up, though.
You can try it sideways, but he's going to give it a good go.
Mate, You're in trouble.
Get them.
Oh, that was amazing.
One more shot.
They didn't even touch him.
It didn't even touch him and they killed him.
That was amazing.
Through the bridge, though.
We're trying that again.
But we're gonna back him up this time.
I think Major's going to be pretty good is awkward, but I can't place him on this side on a mammoth fit through the hole.
Not sure, but we're gonna try it on a farmer of the front, just in case.
Okay.
I don't know how this is going to go.
I kind of wanted the cat supposed to fall off.
Didn't happen this time on the mammoth car.
Get through.
The mammoth is to Fats.
I think this this shouldn't be too hard, right?
I don't know.
The mammoth is having major issues here.
The catapult is having major issues.
Well, I'm not quite sure what's going on.
Hold the door, Mama.
Live.
You just get in there winging his drunk around.
This looks uncomfortable, but it's working with this.
Yes.
Come on, Mama.
We might not be able to get you out of this afterwards, but swing your head around.
That it might work is dead.
Who's screaming?
Who's left?
I think it's just the cat's bowl guy, but he's having some issues.
I don't know how many of them are left.
Just two.
I think we can get this.
I think my man is screaming because he's kind of stuck underneath his own rock.
Uh, bads.
Where you going?
Guys, I think they just I think they're just gonna abandon, go in the house and have a drink.
I think that's what's gonna happen, Actually, that being quite smart about this, Maybe not.
Maybe they'll fall and die is the worst fight I've ever seen.
They just go around in circles, right?
Let's start again.
The mammoth is pretty good.
The Burn majors were not that great on the cattle.
Paul.
Is he still very still having major issues up here?
Okay, let's reset him.
I think the cat's pole can work, though in the right situation.
This will work.
Just get rid of the mammoth.
This Bring up Big boy, the King in Let's do two kings and a catapult going.
That's not the right way.
You're supposed to fall up and fire it through the hole.
You cannot betray your king slaying.
Have no idea what's going on.
Our king has been bombarded and I think yeah, he's gonna die.
He's definitely going to die.
I should have faith.
Our king is slaying it.
Where's the other king?
Gone?
00 no.
You are our only hope.
They have three men.
Are you just not gonna fire again?
Is that what's going on here?
You're not stuck underneath this time, sir.
This isn't working, is it?
A row of arches on the bridge?
Ah, King in the middle Because the King was actually pretty good.
And then a catapult at the end is facing the wrong way.
I don't think you can rotate them.
Let's see what happens.
The archers might not be that effective.
Out video old, But it's seconds.
Hold on.
Wait!
Did you just knocked down all of our arches?
This guy's face Blood it is out.
Sorry.
This might be perfect.
This is your time.
Launch it over the wall.
Over the will.
Protect your king.
Yes, Perfect rhyme.
This'd worked out perfectly well Done.
Well done.
You shall be promoted if we can find your face.
What's next?
Final destination?
Ceresa.
Oh, my goodness is looks a little bit aggressive.
What's the Ceresa?
It's a 90 power unit, So I think you know what, Squires going in again?
He's doing it.
Is he gonna fall off.
I'm not too sure, but let's find out.
That's a long pokey stick right there.
What's it?
Out?
Oh, as long as you can avoid the initial poke, he should be okay.
Oh, no.
He's falling off.
He's gonna die.
He's gonna fall on his head and die.
Quick.
Trip him up!
Trip him up!
You've got this?
Yes.
Whites.
I was just about the law for your demise.
And you poke me in the back and kill me.
The ultimate betrayal.
I don't appreciate that.
I'm going in for a long one.
Let's go.
This is gonna be risky, though, isn't it?
He's gonna get Pope Square in the chest.
We missed it.
Not yet.
Great.
That has to be something under 100.
Where throws something right ahead.
Butter ahead.
But you couldn't do it.
He can get there before Uh, yes.
You think your pointy stick is that good, buddy?
Look, uh, she has pounded you straight in the hearts off.
Knock that half rhythm and that Dead straight dead.
That was impressive.
Very impressive.
But now we need to protect the bridge.
That's a lot of units.
They all have shields, and they just have one king.
Can they even attack?
I think it's starting to bring Harold back.
Harold Karr remember his name?
Every time he's one of them.
I'm just going to call him the Big H.
Big H is gonna come in, plow through all these enemies, and then we're also gonna have ourselves if we could afford it.
A catapult which we can.
And finally, some Squires, the Squire seem to be doing some pretty gnarly damage.
I think this is set for success right now.
Oh, Catsup, over here!
Our own donkey!
Wait!
Hold on, Hold on.
He's not a donkey, is he?
He's a mammoth.
Come on!
Come on now!
Out there!
The mammoth in the butt and sent our own troops flying.
The King's coming in, though.
He has squished a lot.
Slapped him in the side.
Where's this?
Go in.
In the butt.
In the butt, in the body.
Dodged.
Oh, that was perfect.
So perfect is trample him.
No, we need a perfect time.
Cat's bowl.
Here, buddy.
I said I promote you.
I'll promote you double if you hit this guy square in the head when you've got this one.
Big sword Buses four.
Yes, Ah, Harold, you suck.
This dude who almost got flung into the battlefield himself.
Promotion times two we were now call you Lord of the Wonky Eye.
Lord Donkey.
I welcome to the ranks, sir.
Choose.
And one who is the chosen one that I must deal with Because they're not talking about me, are they?
It's Ah, that's just the 101 Ray.
Oh, Majors.
I think the carpool is gonna absolutely destroy you yet again.
Squires, I call upon thee take these punks down.
Look at him.
This'll man is blessed, but he is not.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
Interrupted my little cinematic there he is blessed for now he is golden shining.
We have heard about his legend, but he will fool to our men.
10 noblemen on Lord wonky.
I will take him down with one foul suite.
One swift boulder to the head will finish this man.
They're going in Swing for swing.
Blow for blow.
Wait!
That the same?
The same truth.
Of course he's going to die.
Launch the boulder!
Send it flying, my friends.
And this game is over.
That was great.
You guys suck.
You're kissing each other.
They're kissing each other before they meet their fate.
Watch out What's up.
Lovers killed.
It's kind of tragic again, Lord Wonky eye.
His techniques are to be questioned, but he's pretty East.
Pretty savage on the battlefield like game of Thrones all over again.
What is this?
It's a spine.
Weeping dragons, please.
At Dragons to the game, please.
That would be amazing.
But over here we got some guys that killed some bears sometime man with real twitchy foot.
So he's gonna be fine to deal with a king and some sites.
What did we deal with?
Loss.
I'm saying cats Apo is pretty M v P.
Right now we could bring in.
How are we getting B's last down?
Quite a bit.
What did I used to take these guys down?
I can't remember.
Let's do King versus King.
I think we have protectors last time.
So if I do four put notice Five.
Wasn't it?
Five protectors like this?
He's got his own, like, little bubble of protection.
I don't know what else to add, though a chieftain either side because they're pretty gnarly.
And then we'll just fill the rest with Squires.
How?
Outing the front line Let's go.
Let's see what happens.
Cats Po is so good.
It hit that shin off the King.
But that's it.
There you go.
There's the barrier working King's protective bubble swing.
The shields have gone flying with blue kings Hit in his own men.
I need a cow, Paul.
Right now.
Wonky.
I send in the boat, please.
We're gonna need your assistance.
Send it I Come on, the Let's go!
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
This could be make or break.
Oh, that was such a shot that he died.
Has he fallen?
I think they both died.
This is gonna be epic that both dead.
Okay, you need to reload this as quickly as possible.
There we go, sir.
Your eyes back to normal.
You need to take this guy out as quickly as you can before he gets to you.
Because you're so fragile.
Is he gonna do it?
Huh, Lordship?
Lordship?
Oh, yes, it was great.
Or you could see her his legs because his face was obliterated into a 1,000,000 pieces.
My friend, um, I can't see your face.
You are a legend, sir.
Oh, no final destination.
Squire Squires, using my secret weapon.
Actually, it's not.
It's time for the head, but where are you?
Where you at?
Head butter.
Let's go fly into battle.
Dodged the sword.
Dodged the pointy stuff in your good from there.
Okay, Just use your head.
She struts, row fast, heads him in the groin gets stuck under his leg.
This is bad.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You might fall and die.
What's where the soul goes?
Okay.
It's fancy footwork.
Oh, he's fooling.
Yes, Let's go.
We want It's such an awkward fight.
And I think our our lady is sleeping.
But she's 10 awkward.
But find bravely.
Run!
Run away!
This one should be easy.
500 to spend on a whole army of bards.
They will play sweet music until they Paul, who should be the chosen?
I'm thinking Ah, Halfling under head butted ahead.
Buttress served us Well.
Wait.
How much did you have to spend?
500.
We can't afford the catapults.
We can't salute, sir.
Wonky eye.
Let's go.
Go on Our fling.
You've got this, buddy.
Are they literally?
They literally run away.
You guys are idiots, as are my army.
This is the stupidest fight I've ever seen in my life.
Head bite off the cliff.
Do it.
Oh, no, no, yourself.
Oh, you are so stupid.
What have you done?
No.
Goodbye.
She sleeps with the fishes.
Now, How's 1/2 Ling gettinalong?
Scaring all that?
Yep.
Scared him to death.
Fantastic.
This guy has given up.
Well, I think I simply just wait until I've won this one.
I have no idea what the halfling is doing.
He's grabbed this guy by the mid drift by the belly button, and he's just dragging him.
What is he doing?
Sniffing their farts?
I mean, if you do that, you run a danger of just dying straits right there.
I've heard the Bard's do some stinkers.
What are you doing?
I mean, it's a technique.
I mean, I've never seen that technique before.
We don't teach that back of the barracks, But my goodness, it's working.
What do you doing?
I'm not quite sure what he's doing.
It's gonna grabs them and flips them until they're die.
How many are left?
Oh, there's a few down there that's a bit risky.
This is the longest fight so far.
Get him weapon.
Throw em, Take his guitar and smash It actually might be a banjo.
Take his banjo and smash it.
Do it!
I'm waiting for something fantastic.
Nothing has happened as of yet.
I'm sick of.
This is boring.
You failed me Half Ling.
You know what?
12 three Hold on.
What is the nights?
I can't afford it.
Find 12345 These are five of my finest men, and I have chosen them to take on the Bard's.
Actually, these are my five least favorite men.
Because it's just an easy task.
Don't run off the edge.
So that would be That would actually be really bad.
Please don't do that.
You see why that my least favorite men now, that is not very good at their jobs.
Um, Chase?
You just you know, I just watched him stop this guy in the back.
Cold blooded.
Come on, lads, This is easy.
Easy pickings for you.
This is like a training session.
You've even got them calling it up against the bush.
Get him.
You get the Rocky missed.
What are you doing, sir?
Yeah, these are definitely my least favorite men.
He's even doing the were, like, dance thing.
I told him not to do.
It's not menacing.
Okay, You got him.
Finally.
But what are you doing?
Peter, I told you that the war is not for you.
How many's left too many.
Why is this guy set free?
What's going on?
You've got the sword stuck behind your back.
You're floating.
This is the worst I ever.
This is supposed to be easy.
I think most of my guys have just ended up killing themselves.
Chased him down, chasing down, stabbing in the back.
It's easy.
Nice.
That's better.
You could be upgraded to my most honorable man off my least favorite men.
If you kill this guy, come on.
You got to be faster than a bod or he's just gonna get himself.
Brought him to the other guy.
I see that.
I see the strategy anymore.
There's one more crazy, sneaky little blighter.
How you earlier are you gonna tackle this without killing yourself, are okay?
Never mind.
He just fell.
Wettest victory ever.
Oh, look at this wonky eye versus wonky eye.
Okay, we're staying for this one, but we cannot.
How many is that?
1234 That's eight.
I could only afford three How is that fair?
I'm gonna have to choose things that fly.
So I'm gonna do just a load of Al Caries.
You aren't.
You aren't up to par with our Lord Lord wonky.
I don't hit those.
Okay?
They've hit too.
Okay?
This is probably a bad choice, actually.
Go forth, my pretties.
You've got double swords.
They're very weak.
You've got this look of them taking them apart piece by piece.
Do you think you can challenge me when I've got Send your wonky eye?
Why do I keep calling in that?
It's Lord wonky eye.
You know what I mean?
Easy dub.
And there you have it.
How many levels does this have?
There's so many traffic jam tree mammoths shoot the cow.
Sounds interesting.
What's the last one?
Final destination?
Mammoth off.
That sounds great.
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