Tell us something about John.

We might not know Is left testicle testicle?

No.

Joke it.

So this isn't you might not know.

He's got a really big crush on.

Is that true History?

Yes, I was.

I wasn't aware you knew that thes biggest fantasy, I think would be me an amphitheater and folding clothes together.

Okay, A little knob there, a warmth in your face.

What is it you like?

I don't think this is really the place She wouldn't let you take it to be a name on a Sunday I covered.

You're gonna have to tell Jimmy what being Emily's.

What's being in one of the lead in variety stars in the country variety store.

It's a bit like if bank you home base screwed found you go there every Sunday.

We don't know.

In a way, we don't go on a Sunday Busy on a Sunday, we go.

Wait.

You You can have any detail you want.

Have you got a mascot?

Now what I've done, Jimmy, I've grated something I call total comedy.

You're aware the Dutch team of the 19 seventies famous Dutch football TV I played total football.

Thanks.

Total comedy I'll be ready now.

Um what space is my comedy characters?

I do.

How many characters?

I'll just go through them.

You know, some of them.

Like this one here.

Oh, uh, put the cat out.

Oh, that was Red Knight.

No fixed abode or gender, huh?

Darcy Windle's This is a We've done this place up nice.

That is enough.

That's artful, Archie.

Oh, I have three of your warmest soups.

This is Jakey.

Lionel.

No, you can't have any of mine.

Geeky.

Cheeky is ironic because he's actually quite rude.

Put that down.

Never mind.

Why put it down.

Does anyone have a phone charger?

That stadium from Belfast?

Corporate stuff?

And then I always finish with salad.

You don't know, Is you always Oh, my.

You always on my mind because my my singing teacher said Sure, you have an amazing tool.

I think you're really getting talking into the mess.

Yeah, You know what?

You wanna be careful what you eat, John?

Genuinely.

Because I've had Stratos for, like, four days because I kissed my dog on the mouth and he was definitely was eating box.

You got your little dog?

Yes.

You kiss it fully on the mouth.

Kiss him right in the mouth.

Can't help it.

Right?

And then?

And then I did it the other day and I was like, Whoa, it was foxy.

I knew there was a problem, and then I just you know, I went about my business, but I have been violently ill until pretty much noon today.

And that's four days kissing.

Kiss him every day.

It's been so hard for you if you saw him do kiss your dogs.

No way.

Start kissing it.

You're only And I hope, skipping jump and an m.

OK, and your time starts now.

Jesus!

Over.

Fed this bloody thing.

I like snakes.

I was once peed on by a snake.

Yeah, I think you're very naive woman.

Ah, don't touch.

I guess so.

Yeah, It's pretty nice.

Not actually.

What?

What you mean it's heavy on his clock off?

Joe, don't put the snake near my face.

We've been through this.

That's no.

No, that's where I keep always.

He's found a soul mate.

You got seven Would have to be sterilized.

What?

What do we have to sterilize TB?

It's a shame the snake didn't get to come out for the numbers because I hear they're great.

Ada's So Jimmy.

Recently I was approached.

There's been a problem.

Far too many people are being called national treasures.

So I've been asked Bye the media to become like the head of the National Treasures Committee to decide who's a news out.

See, you put the no box on my side.

Yes.

So I'm going to go through them one by one and see whether they make it respond.

Mr.

Offer this fella, right?

Surely an edge here.

No, but love it.

National treasure.

Sure, no reason is no in is he dyes his hair.

He's actually a black hair.

I've seen them ride off from his bar.

Oh, next up, it's this Jakey chappie.

A lot of people say to me, Sure.

What's a sensible amount to drink?

I say, Imagine your partner and you'll be driving your mom home after lunch.

Enjoy yourself, but don't go mental.

It's your mom.

She brought you up?

No, I don't have any taquitos.

So that when you do crash, you're not driving so fast on.

Nobody gets killed.

So, huh?

Yeah, it makes it in.

Yeah, because, you know, he could have killed someone, didn't he?

Didn't get too pissed right now.

This guy, great Wallace Greg came Coast because I like him because he wears a hand there.

Even got Chris back hand What he wanted.

Some boldness will get in.

No, I like him because he's got no sense of irony or humor.

Very close to getting through.

But I've met him.

No, Greg, try to put this spoon in my pudding.

I think she'd be a shooting with you.

She's very definition show.

No.

What next?

You're gonna tell me that way?

Okay, This joke, I will stake my reputation on Rachel is heavily pregnant.

So let's get a move on before someone unexpectedly slides down her chimney theme like birthing stuff.

You have to replace the hard words with, like, phrases that don't scare you.

That's quite nice.

Birthing process.

I don't know, man.

Splain it to you better be fine.

It's bigger than a bowling ball.

Yeah, the next.

Okay, so playing countdown can be pretty tense, so let's help the players chill out with the countdown.

Relax.

Ation round.

John, what would you find most relaxing?

Well, you would have to not be here.

What I don't like is this That's happening now.

It's sort of premise that it's gonna be a re lax ation round and that something is gonna explode.

And I'm gonna shit my pants.

It's going to be fully fully relaxing.

There's nothing's gonna go bang or pop.

It's just gonna be relaxing.

Okay, bring on the countdown.

Masseuse is Theo.

00 I think this is a job like that from game of Thrones.

Just massage head massage a little bit more.

Maybe just head nod my head, some crush my head.

Just that.

Just that just that That in the car No boom.

Now, you know, like, be in touch.

I will be on the table for this round as well, if you want to properly Relax, Joan.

Pick your letters, please.

Really sweating.

So, Jones crying Constant, please.

Okay.

Ah, a constant place.

See?

A vowel, please.

Hey, we're going back to a head when we go toe head massage for Joe consummate.

There's a little tension in up.

Please, please.

And a vowel.

I Okay, so for the countdown relaxation round, your time starts now.

What you doing?

What?