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  • There are 3.8 billion women on Earth.

  • There were 3.9 billion men.

  • But now,

  • it's just you...

  • and your phone won't stop ringing.

  • Is this some kind of fantasy?

  • A paradise?

  • ...Or a prison?

  • You wake up one morning,

  • and half the world's population is missing.

  • But they didn't disappear indiscriminately...

  • It's just the boys that are gone;

  • the crew,

  • the fellas,

  • the guys,

  • the bros.

  • We're not sure where they went,

  • or what happened to them,

  • but we can say that

  • you've got bigger problems than

  • worrying about who you're going to

  • get beer and watch football with...

  • The grief comes first.

  • Then, it's the girls.

  • And then comes the big question:

  • Repopulation!

  • Are you up for it?

  • Being solely responsible for

  • repopulating the world,

  • one female at a time, might sound like fun.

  • But, in reality, it's a lot of hard work.

  • Since 1973, male sperm counts across

  • America and Europe have been going down.

  • No one really knows why, but,

  • many scientists believe that

  • pollution, stress, smoking, and drinking

  • are probable causes.

  • To restore the human race,

  • you, the last man on Earth,

  • would be expected to do

  • whatever it takes to boost his fertility.

  • To raise your testosterone levels,

  • you'd want to exercise regularly

  • and take lots of vitamin D.

  • You'd also have to increase your

  • vitamin C and zinc intake,

  • since they're both crucial antioxidants

  • you need for healthier sperm.

  • As for alcohol, while it might be

  • a great social lubricant,

  • it won't help you get anyone pregnant,

  • due to the negative effects it has on fertility.

  • But if the idea of no more beer

  • keeps you up at night,

  • that won't do you any favors either,

  • since getting enough sleep and reducing stress

  • are just as important!

  • But less stress is a big thing to ask for when

  • half the world and their dad is suddenly missing,

  • and it's up to you to repopulate the Earth!

  • Given the gravity of the situation,

  • you probably wouldn't get to enjoy your time

  • with 3.8 billion eligible bachelorettes.

  • More realistically, you'd probably be set up in

  • some kind of fertility clinic for efficiency's sake.

  • And while you could probably

  • count on a closed door,

  • everyone's still gonna know

  • what you're doing in there...

  • But hey, they don't need to know your method!

  • Assuming the internet is still up and running,

  • you might want to consider getting a VPN.

  • A virtual private network hides your IP address

  • and encrypts all your data, so that

  • no one can see what websites you visit or

  • get access to any of your personal information.

  • Now you might be thinking,

  • "Why do I need a VPN

  • if I'm the last man on Earth?"

  • Well, you won't be asking that question

  • when you're suddenly getting messages

  • from millions of ladies,

  • who now know everything about you

  • from your favorite foods to

  • where you shop for underwear!

  • Of course, you don't actually

  • have to worry about that happening

  • because we'll never get to a point

  • where there's only one man left on Earth!

  • That being said, evidence suggests that

  • roughly 6,000 years ago,

  • due to climate or ecological factors

  • that seemed to have had

  • a greater impact on the male population,

  • there was only one man for every 17 women.

  • In more modern examples,

  • wars have been the biggest factor

  • causing gender imbalance

  • between men and women.

  • In the absolute worst-case scenario,

  • scientists estimate that we'd need

  • a mix of 98 healthy men and women

  • to establish a stable, non-inbred population.

  • But of course, the easiest way

  • to solve this problem is to avoid it altogether!

  • Let's prevent any

  • large-scale ecological disasters

  • by taking better care of our environment.

  • Let's choose love over war.

  • And let's keep asking big questions

  • that will make our society better!

  • Arouse your curiosity, next time on 'What If.'

There are 3.8 billion women on Earth.

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もしあなたが地球上で唯一の男だったら? (What If You Were The Only Man on Earth?)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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