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  • -Hi, guys. Welcome back to "Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

  • Thank you so much for being here.

  • Of course, I'm doing this show from home.

  • There are my girls right there. Hi, Winnie. Hi, Franny.

  • -Hi. -Hi.

  • Here are -- are the websites to check out,

  • redcross.org/statefarm.

  • Our neighbors at State Farm

  • are offering to match up to $200,000 for this week.

  • So please keep donating. That is awesome.

  • We love you, State Farm. Thank you for doing that.

  • That is so cool.

  • So please, give whatever you can.

  • They're going to match up to $200,000.

  • -Yay! -That's fantastic.

  • [ Thud ] -Oh, dear.

  • -Winnie, you okay?

  • Okay, we're back, because my camera operator

  • had to become a mom again and -- But everything's fine.

  • Everything's good. Winnie, you okay?

  • -Yeah. -Okay, good.

  • Franny, you okay? -Yeah.

  • -Oh, perfect. Hey, look at the camera and say hi.

  • -Hi. -The camera --

  • Winnie, you want to look at the camera and say hi?

  • -Hi. -There you go.

  • Just charming, charming.

  • Our guests tonight are Adam Sandler,

  • who is one of our favorites.

  • He's just always there for us and just comforting,

  • and always -- I just love the guy.

  • So he's on the show, and his charity is directrelief.org.

  • That is going straight to health workers, healthcare workers,

  • nurses, doctors, everyone who is out there on the front lines

  • fighting this pandemic for us.

  • We also have Jessica Alba, who is just giving a lot of money

  • to Baby2Baby through her company,

  • honest.com/donate.

  • So we'll be talking to Jessica, as well,

  • and going through maybe some makeup tutorials. We'll see.

  • Alright, I'm going to mute this really quick. Hold on.

  • And then let's go down -- -Get in to the security system.

  • -I'm going to mute this, guys. Okay?

  • -Okay. -Thanks.

  • Let's go down. Let's do a monologue.

  • Hey, pal.

  • Alright. Hey, Gary.

  • Guys, welcome, welcome, welcome

  • to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

  • Yay! Okay.

  • Guys, right now, I'm reading jokes in my house

  • at a makeshift desk to total silence.

  • Actually, this is exactly how my parents pictured my career.

  • Let's get to some news.

  • Some experts are now suggesting

  • we wipe down our groceries with Clorox.

  • Americans are like, "I'm doing this to stay healthy,"

  • then realize they're wiping down a bag of Fuego Takis.

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • Have you ever had Takis, honey?

  • -Never. Never even heard of them.

  • -It's a new thing. Yeah, it's like a rolled-up tortilla thing.

  • -Oh. I'll try one.

  • -New York governor Andrew Cuomo --

  • -Whoo-hoo! -New York governor Andrew Cuomo

  • said New York City playgrounds will close.

  • Yep, it's going to be really tough for all the kids

  • and that weird old guy on roller skates.

  • I mean, where in the hell do you find a Walkman these days?

  • There he is.

  • The mayor of Los Angeles is now recommending

  • that all residents cover their faces in public,

  • and since it's L.A., you get to play that fun game,

  • protected from the coronavirus or botched nose job?

  • Or both.

  • The National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum announced

  • that Dr. Fauci bobbleheads will be going on sale tomorrow.

  • Wow, that's incredible.

  • There's a National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum?

  • You can actually a buy a Dr. Fauci bobblehead doll.

  • This bobblehead is a little different,

  • because whenever it hears a Trump press conference,

  • it slowly shakes its head back and forth.

  • I saw an article that suggested having an at-home dance party

  • as a way to get more exercise during the quarantine.

  • "That's a great idea," said

  • only people living on the top floor of their building.

  • A man in England ran a marathon in his backyard

  • to raise money for the National Health Service.

  • When he was done, he went back inside,

  • spent a few minutes with his family --

  • I'm going to do it again.

  • A man in England ran a marathon in his backyard

  • to raise money -- 'Cause it's pretty good.

  • A man in England ran a marathon in his backyard

  • to raise money for the National Health Service.

  • When he was done, he went back inside,

  • spent a few minutes with his family,

  • and then ran a second marathon.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • It's a good joke.

  • And finally, I saw that today is

  • National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day,

  • although right now, Americans' favorite PB&J

  • is Purell, Brawny, and Jack Daniels.

  • That's my monologue for you right there.

  • It's time for "Hashtags"!

  • [ Hisses ]

  • ♪♪

  • Hey, guys. Now it's time for "Hashtags."

  • We asked you guys to hashtag a --

  • #QuarantineAMovie was the hashtag,

  • and my example was "Big Hero Six Feet Apart."

  • And you guys answered.

  • And thank you so much for playing the game along.

  • We were trending #2 in the country, so that was major.

  • Thank you. Thank you so much.

  • Now I'd like to share some of my favorite hashtags

  • with you right now.

  • #QuarantineAMovie. Here we go.

  • HeatherOnAir said --

  • Gosh.

  • I can't grab -- Am I becoming that guy

  • that licks his fingers when he does that?

  • It's -- It's the jacket. -[ Laughing ]

  • -I put on a jacket because I'm tired of not dressing up.

  • And so I put on a jacket.

  • I have the patches.

  • And now I'm the guy that licks his fingers when he --

  • when he -- Ugh. Gosh.

  • Here we go.

  • HeatherOnAir says, "How to Lose Your Mind in 10 Days."

  • Pollygolightly says, "Honey, I Flunked the Kids."

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • Any home-schoolers out there know exactly...

  • -That's a good one. -...what that's talking about.

  • This is from -- @WatchMojo said, "A Star Is Bored."

  • [ Both chuckle ]

  • Come on. There's no such thing as being bored.

  • You can find something to do.

  • This one is from RiepTide1999.

  • He said, "Edward Washinghands."

  • This one is from tinagibala.

  • #QuarantineAMovie.

  • She said, "50 Shades of Gray Roots."

  • [ Laughing ]

  • This one's from hellofelicia14.

  • Hello, Felicia.

  • She says -- QuarantineAMovie --

  • Oh, it's a great classic -- "Spray Anything."

  • [ Imitates spraying ]

  • This one's from @SYFYWIRE.

  • It Says, "Avengers: Infinity Conference Calls,"

  • which we're all on all day long.

  • Oh, I thought this one was clever.

  • This one's from MsMann95.

  • She said, "Do Little."

  • "Dolittle."

  • She's got the brains.

  • This one's from @MargauxPolo4.

  • She put, "Frozen Pizza."

  • This one's from @Zaharako.

  • She put, "Good Will Hunting for Toilet Paper."

  • I like this one. It's from Caffeine748.

  • She put, "Gloves, Actually."

  • Actually, gloves.

  • This one's from SandyLeeTV.

  • Hi, Sandy Lee.

  • She put,

  • "The Devil Wears Sweatpants."

  • That's a good movie.

  • This one's from KevKellam.

  • "Stay at Home Alone."

  • These are #QuarantineAMovie if you're just tuning in.

  • This one's from @ThisGirlTweeets with extra E's.

  • She put, "Ferris Buehler's Year Off."

  • This one's from @Booktrovert.

  • She put, "Romy and Michele's Zoom Reunion."

  • [ Laughs ]