ルイージのマンション3へのエンディング～その9（END (The ENDING to Luigi's Mansion 3 - Part 9 (END))

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top of the morning money Grubbers and ghost whisperers alike.
Are you all ready to kill a cat?
No, The gods.
Jesus!
YouTube Cam down.
It's a game.
I'm not actually killing cats.
I love cats.
They're awesome.
But I need Thio.
I need to not press the wrong button.
I keep still using these buttons instead of God.
My Walter pub.
All right.
No, I'm supposed to go down.
That's why he didn't follow me.
You're right.
Hold your pup.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I thought I changed the four last time already.
We're going down.
Thio 12.
This spectral catch on my favorite areas in the game, Actually, because it was so nice.
Pulte, put it up.
Do something.
You know, when you get a dog in your leg Oh, this is gonna be Our dogs are so fun.
And then it's a dead dog, and it's just a ghost, and it sits around and doesn't actually do anything you want to.
Yeah, my face.
When?
All right.
Where am he?
I always turned the wrong direction.
Is gonna mess me up when we get some of the harder.
Boston's towards the end of the game.
This should be the last episode, though.
X marks the spot e dated.
Was that there the entire time?
Wasn't there in the last episode?
No.
Surely not.
Surely you jest.
Jack said the guy would not miss something in a video game.
That was completely obvious.
Never like that one up there.
Great who I did.
I always do the obvious thing.
Well, that wasn't that open this.
I did it.
Technically, Luigi, I did it.
You don't actually have any control over your life.
Sorry to say.
Oh, yeah.
You can only use the dark light with the with this book.
Oh, Jesus.
It's just your dog.
I used to have a joke about V sauce called Dark Late Forever.
Like Hey, we saw this year light, but not as you know it.
Dark lights, cause it's always like Wait, What?
That's what this is.
This is my Derek.
Late, My black light.
Retz.
Rats.
Rats.
Yeah, baby.
I hate rats.
Their course, And they get everywhere.
Are you eating pineapples?
You're not even a lying.
You go this way all the way in.
Really?
Hey, Nintendo, Could we not do this boss fight?
That'd be awesome.
Screws, snack sheriffs in the water.
Oh, it's these guys.
Screw you, dude.
I don't even want to care.
Okay.
Are you in this?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, You win.
No, you in.
It's cool.
All right, turn your back.
Is my dog to sleep?
Suck it quite literally.
Yeah, Luigi is more of a dog person.
Okay, Bye.
Can you just stay in this area?
That would be awesome, baby.
So Okay, I fucked that up.
I didn't fuck it up.
Come here yet.
Dry on.
Yes.
Hey, he didn't give me that much money.
That is Justus.
Dirty as I wanted it to sound every time everyone's like jag that z it sounds way dirtier than I think you mean is they know every single suck and goo joke I've made in this series is exactly as dirty as I mean it to be tonight.
Can you Can you just come down?
Can you come down here?
You can get him from there.
Okay.
Pulled her put.
Get him.
You're a ghost.
You couldn't.
Okay, did a dog.
They said it'll be fun.
They said I hate this.
Yes, me too.
Luigi.
This is the only part of the game that I find really tedious.
Everything else is great.
I think some levels maybe shouldn't be in the game.
Um, like the dinosaur one and everything.
Like, they're cool to look at, but they just don't really have.
They don't have that gene a sequel that some of the other levels have.
Guys.
Ivan Itchy head.
Just getting itchy head is a gamer.
Uh, no, no.
You have two floors left to do is oh, I want want, want, want, want, want, want want We could do it, Luigi, You're the best boy.
Who's the best boy you are.
He is.
You are too.
You're the best person out there.
Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Let me the ice.
Yeah, I believe in you.
They're just mirror ghosts.
They're not even a strongest regular ghost face.
Wait.
Said Why, Actually Okay, that was weird.
E did it?
Oh, yes.
Wait, um I on the floor.
We're gonna knock it out.
Um uh Oh.
Does way.
You got a big l on your head, but you take none.
That's amazing.
You know what they say?
Luigi l is for lovers to love one another and a is for ass off which I like to eat.
Okay.
You didn't come in here.
God, can I not go around that?
Why can I not go around that tea?
What?
Do you do it in here?
Nah, Guerrino, Is he in here?
Polti.
Is he in there?
Did you find him?
Is he in the toilet?
Nobody is.
You're the one that gives me a lot of money.
Not Radim.
God, boy.
Right of Luigi.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, yes, you did it, Luigi.
You think after all this time you'd be used to doing it?
He had to do it to him.
I don't see no signs of a cat in here.
What, did you go in here?
Oh, Christ!
Why is it not working on that hat?
We have to get rid of all of them.
Hide!
Luigi, This is the scariest, most intense thing you've ever done!
Good dammit!
Luigi!
Really!
It's not even hurting you.
It's just knocking you over.
Wait!
What?
Here we go!
You didn't even have anything!
You were.
You just were.
Oh, I see how it is.
Is this the final countdown?
Better!
D'oh!
D'oh!
Better do do Dio!
Kate, Can I suck the swords?
out.
What do we do to them, boy?
Ah, and then OK, OK, get that suck going.
Get the thick suck.
And now.
Okay, Okay.
Okay.
Now get your due.
Oh, thick.
Suck that, buddy.
Yeah, except that good found up.
It's cool.
All right.
Book a room.
Come at me.
What do you want?
What?
You're gonna wake a shit?
Okay?
Okay.
Underestimated you.
You have a double attack now.
Got it, Got it.
Got it.
Fool me once.
Shame on you, fool me twice.
Not gonna happen, but okay, That was my fault if I fucked it up.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Come down again.
You go.
Thank you.
Okay.
What?
I was literally spamming that button as fast as I could.
Maybe any goo hee hee shit.
Why did I do that?
Is not affected by go easy at all.
Go easy on that time.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Finally.
Never have to see that cat again.
Get out of my sight.
Oh, yes.
Back to CP.
Go.
I Oh, my God.
I did not realize you could use Goichi that entire time for those fights.
But the cat just didn't care.
Oh, use your goo on everything.
Ha ha!
No.
14 Luigi not huh?
He's a little silly.
All right, Who are we gonna save?
Is it Mario?
First Peach Hope it's I hope it's peach last, because, I mean, she might give me a little kiss on the cheek, and I know that that's what Luigi's been asking for this entire time.
Or maybe maybe Rosaleen, I'll come down and help you all.
Remember when Rosa Lena was like the God of the universe and she could do anything, But yet we still get into trouble in a hotel with ghosts.
It kind of feels like everything is very trivial after Mario Galaxy.
Oh, yeah, Almost full.
The dance whole.
Well, we're definitely going to save Mario in here.
I want to see Mario and Luigi do a waltz together.
Hello?
No, Edie, it's a records.
Uh, scratcher.
Are they called Needle?
Oh, yeah.
This is my scene.
Yeah.
Yeah, That sounds like a sick beat.
It is a 60.
Whoa.
Okay.
I thought I had to turn all these on.
Yeah, I did.
Okay.
I see how it works.
No, I don't do that.
One.
Wait.
What?
Ah, wait.
I have to people.
What are you doing?
Oh, man, look at that.
Holy shit Green.
She actually is, like, full translucency.
That's nuts.
Okay, I'll do that one.
I did not realize that before.
That's really cool.
Whoa!
Oh, yeah!
I did it!
Oh, yeah!
Holy shit!
We found the dungeon.
Dungeon of money!
What is that dance club have?
Ah, a prison.
Oh, yeah, baby!
Oh, yeah, baby, The gem can wait.
Look at all this.
Oh, I'm rich beyond my way.
Ms.
Do, I'm going to open up, uh, drug cafe.
I'm not like those.
Like those bitch ass like we'd coffee shops.
And in the Netherlands.
No, Uh, I'm opening up a full cocaine bar.
It's highly illegal and really bad for humanity.
But Luigi is gonna do it because he has the money.
When he has enough money, he doesn't need to care about the rules of society anymore.
Society should bend to his whim.
Wow!
Oh, yeah.
Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky!
Okay, Spend them faster.
Yeah, maybe you want us to go the other way?
Yeah, okay.
I don't I don't know.
I don't know, man.
How do we How do we do this.
You do.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, it doesn't work.
All right?
I'll come back.
I'm sorry.
I just don't really care.
I like I like playing the rest of the game.
I like sucking up ghosts.
V I P line.
My name's on the list.
Look, I got everyone's tickets.
My name's Underhill.
I know the guy.
Now ask.
Ask for Barry.
I know him.
Where is my friend?
Thank you.
Don't believe me.
All right.
You're gonna be your ass on the line, buddy.
When I get through here on Barry's gonna be like, Yo, waiting.
You let Luigi and he's a V i p every time.
Oh, no.
I was gonna say Oh, no, I'm scared.
And he hit me anyway.
Yeah, I knew there was a ghost behind the counter.
There always is.
Okay.
I kind of fucked that one up.
Ghost is stuck in the roof.
I think you're trying to sneak up on Luigi.
He's got a high I Q He's smarter than everybody else.
Where are you, ghost men?
Oh, you're behind me.
Shit!
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Damn it!
Right.
Oh, I'm scary.
I'm I'm invincible.
I'm ago they're not your bitch ass.
All I said was look on the list.
My name is there.
He didn't.
And now bitches get stitches.
But I'm going to say, Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take all of your merchant, resell it at a very high profit margin because that's what you get If you don't let Luigi in bats steal everything, money is the only currency.
It's all we know anymore.
The world is just money from here on out.
Luigi, It's not about ghosts.
It's not about plumbing.
You can give up on plumbing, Luigi.
It's a dead trade way.
Opened these.
I can't do this to them.
Coming, huh?
Every time, every time.
Just use your frickin brain.
I told you Luigi is a very high I Q.
But I do not.
So together we can finish the game, but not well.
Give me all that money.
That's what you had in your safe.
That's all you had in your safe.
There was more in the freaking cash register.
He's Oh, yeah, that's something.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Money!
Spider!
You're so money.
Spider, You got any more money in there?
Ooh, I'll take this.
That's exactly my style.
Yes.
On this, the blood moon rises.
Link?
Yep.
On Jim Burrito.
Oh, yes.
Good job.
Too eager.
He's gotten so many names over this Siri's Weegee.
Luigi, Luigi The wager.
I was gonna go on Gigi.
But that didn't sound right.
It sounded like I was insulting some sort of culture by calling my Gigi Probably Luigi's culture.
Well, you be, asshole.
I am accustomed to your shenanigans, kid.
Fooled me, brother.
You can't mess with my depth perception, though.
Every time that happens, I'm like, Is it in front of me or behind me?
Yeah, I got a snowball out of that one.
What?
Okay, go Eager Europe.
What?
Yeah, that is not a good sound.
That type of sound is exactly the type of sound you don't want your body making.
It's like years and years and millions of years of evolution have led us to not wanting our bodies to make that sound.
Oh, is it a surprise party?
No, you guys, How did you How did you know it was Luigi's birthday?
How How did you know?
Come on.
How did you know?
Okay, I like surprise.
Okay, wait for may not It's stupid that No.
Yeah, that's the one.
What?
Wow.
This is a terrible surprise Party.
Tiffany America!
Steven, Uh, none of my friends are here.
Hello.
Easy you.
It's about time.
You gotta win, Luigi.
Oh, hell, yeah.
Forget him.
A pitching peach and Rosalie pitch.
Forget about pitch.
Oh, it's Parappa the rapper.
Just dead I could do to Oh, fuck, yeah!
Oh, it's a dance off for my birthday.
Oh, you think you can.
I did it.
You think you can fucking dance with Luigi out?
Okay, He's the one.
I got him.
Okay?
Just got to be a murder on the dance floor.
Everybody.
What?
What do I do?
Wait for the right guy to show up.
What is it?
I don't know what I do.
I I don't know what I do.
I think it's this guy in the back left.
He's not dancing with the same rhythm as everybody else.
Shit.
Okay, what?
Do?
All right?
Who is it?
Who's not in perfect sync.
I got him.
No.
Hey, so I just have to keep getting rid of them.
Thing sucks.
What is this?
A 19 nineties run DMC music video.
Stop, Damn it!
Okay.
Is there one less.
No, no.
Very close attention to Heather moving.
You see which one is holding the book?
Probably awkward to dance with it.
Yeah, I know.
Who's the middle guy?
He's out of rhythm.
Oh, fucker.
I didn't realize Luigi do like So you just have to keep doing this until I whittled them all down to zero.
God.
Okay, I think I see him.
It's that guy.
He's over here.
He's in the back.
This guy got him.
What?
What?
I hit him!
He's doing the running man.
Who is it?
Who's off?
It's you.
No, it's not.
Who is it?
They're not all doing the same thing anymore.
I got you.
Okay, That guy What?
I hit him.
Get him?
Yeah.
Whoa!
I don't really do that already.
Well, yeah.
What?
Boom bitch!
The campy it already.
She just shoved it up her ass.
You know what you gotta do, Luigi?
I got moved to lady.
Lots of hearts.
I need those God, her frickin Afro protector Keepers.
Okay, You know what the dealio is yet?
Okay, I'll try to get close to do that.
Okay, Let's bring out Luigi for a second.
See if he has any help?
No.
Okay.
We'll see what happens if you spin yourself out.
Nothing.
Okay.
Okay.
Not sure what I do.
What?
That's all I had to do.
What?
Oh, that big damage.
But not that.
Oh, she shows up in different places now.
I didn't realize it's all I had to do.
That's easy.
I can't get her.
I thought I could get her into nice.
Nice one, Leedy.
Okay.
You can't do it on that one.
Can't do it on that one.
Waiting for you for to stop.
Just go on forever.
Christ, No, no, no.
Oh, Dick.
My God!
The fucking depth is so annoying.
The hell am I half the time?
Oh, it's over.
Oh, it's over, lady.
It's so over.
Just like your music career, huh?
She's doing this before.
It's a fun.
Okay, get the hearts before you get anything else because you're outvoted.
You're about to die from blood loss.
Better.
Nice.
Oh, yeah.
Groovy.
Groovy.
Luigi, you can't spell groovy without Luigi.
Oh, the music never stops.
Does the music's in my soul?
All of you who have a dog need a doggy boat guards The dog needs to eat and the dog needs to drink.
I found some money hidden in a tiny sink.
Really?
Dudes, Your leaders dead.
Why are you guys here?
Why are you doing this to me?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That was That was a rodeo.
Dude, I don't even need to slam him.
Oh, but I can sign me if you want.
If you want.
If you want.
Slam.
Oh, crap.
I like the record.
Scratch happens when you nice music's kind of stops and changes when you stuck them up.
So clever.
Oh, yeah, You did it.
Okay, There was nobody here.
I missed the money.
Damn it.
Let me have to save both at the same time.
Question Last floor.
But 15th the Master Street.
We're about to head up into the penthouse.
Luigi, don't use the black light up there because God knows what type of stains you'll see.
It is a penthouse after all.
You don't know who's been there with their floppy bananas.
We're about to be there, though.
You Mario Peach.
It's kind of a weird threesome of I'm not gonna lie.
Some of it is very bad.
Okay, so this is what all the money I've been saving gets me all that money that you've gotten.
Luigi, you can have one night here or build your own hotel.
Question Mark.
Whoa!
Is that a projector?
Oh, dude, the dream.
Oh, don't be okay.
That was gonna be a movie from the last people who were in this room.
How could my staff be so incompetent?
There's no way, Luigi, you should have gotten this far.
I suppose I underestimated you and that, professor.
Just a toad.
A tad.
Congratulations on making it all the way up here, but that doesn't mean you've won.
Actually, this could be very, very good.
You, Luigi, You're about to become the ultimate gift because you, Luigi, are a snack.
Once I captured you.
And I'm sure once I capture you and offer you to King Boo Boo, he'll be absolutely delighted with me.
Remember if Luigi confined Abou So can you.
In a way, things worked out splendidly.
You might as well have wrapped yourself.
I can Maybe King Boo will decide to display you next to his painting.
This painting I'll have to ask him.
Mario, He Luigi, if you want to save Mario, you'll have to come and find me Just follow the smell of my perfume.
Turner to faint from sheer terror before then I'll be waiting in anticipation.
I get a turn on vibes.
Mur ma.
No, that's not her name.
That's your brother.
Did you see that?
That was your big brother.
That means the hotel owner is finally making an appearance.
It's finally time for you to face off at the hotel owner.
Rescue Mario.
Okay, Time to go find the big Brother.
Good.
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
Gross.
Whoa!
There's no floor there.
But there is What the Fricker does that mean, Does that Does that mean I could just walk through this?
Does?
Does that mean no?
I got that German other type my brother needs saving.
Oh, yes.
Oh, Com'on Luigi, Soak it in Penthouse suite?
Yes.
Steal everything, Steve.
Everything.
And then make your own penthouse.
That one was for the money.
I'll tell you, this whole hotel is just a front for laundering money.
They were literally laundering money in the first episode.
Poof!
It's just a drug racket.
So many drugs hidden in this place.
Remember that white powder I phoned earlier?
It was an ectoplasm.
It was cock I mean?
Yeah.
You gotta go.
IgI, are you ready?
Big leagues.
Okay.
Nope.
I got him.
No.
God.
Um, tell you?
Yeah.
Luigi, get a Luigi Hail yet?
Nice.
No, no, my money.
My money.
I was gonna lose my money there for a second.
It very much scared me.
Uh, the best.
Scuse me.
Okay, hold on.
Get the money.
Was a gold buyer down there that doesn't want to come up here?
Oh, Oh, Oh, yeah.
All right.
Grab that.
And a fall off secret hidden door.
All right, Come back, Lily!
Luigi, this address.
So I got to go fight Crate hosts.
Luigi, I love you and you're Ah, you're a strong man.
But there's absolutely no way on the way in hell.
You're gonna fight.
Craig does.
He's been to hell.
You're afraid of ghosts.
And Kratos has probably murdered more people than anybody.
Crazy!
Maybe The reason that he sees ghosts are here.
That's the That's the crossover we deserve.
Kratos for smash rebel.
There's something hidden under street.
No.
What?
Really?
Excuse him.
What?
All right, rats.
You get to live for another day.
You're You're not running.
Go.
Uh huh.
Are you following me his face to a heck and follow.
Wow.
Is this a shadow puzzle?
Wait.
Nope.
Yeah, that's it.
Wait, That's it?
There's no we g not a boo!
Whoa!
That actually lines up a cz.
Well, what was I can't do all along eyes Luigi, the enemy of the game.
That would be a twist.
You much does.
Nintendo did that.
If Luigi was actually the bad guy all along being possessed, I wish Nintendo had the ball for that would be so awesome.
I see you, buddy.
I see you on those Tend to please their mine.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe I should finish all the sections as Gu Ae Jie from now on, because he doesn't make a noise.
You had big fucking brain on King Boo.
Everybody else is hiding their money in their beds.
King Boo hiding it in the cushions around his house.
Is this in his house?
But it could be okay.
What else have you got?
Toe offer King King Boo.
But it the buoys in the sense of like, boom, He's gonna feel that one man.
I am starving in real life.
I need food.
There's nothing in that bag, but it is a good bag to have, because now you can sell it on the black market afterwards.
Wow.
Luigi is basically just a Mario version of own Wilson.
Wow, There's a hidden door here.
I know some of you didn't see it because you're small, stinky brain, But my I need thio hide my head underneath this because there's so much big brain happening.
Oh, God, that I close everything.
I hate buttons.
Okay, We're still recording.
Good.
What if you're watching this?
Of course.
You know, we're still recording for some recording.
Gordon.
What do I hit with this?
Not that.
Oh, look, Boo!
I'm a huge fan.
What the fuck?
The invisible lasers.
Well Oh, see that powder on the floor?
Maybe you could use it to burn.
I told you.
Wait, What?
Powder on the floor.
Oh, it's just cocaine.
There's a shit ton of cocaine everywhere.
Okay, maybe we wait until the next turn.
Maybe that has something.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Some big turns for the lads.
No lasers on this one.
We're fine.
Wait, is that I've never played the old Luigi's mansion there, though.
Is that one of the older ones?
Because they know the older ones actually took place in the mansion.
This one's Luigi's hotel.
Me to Luigi.
Holy fuck.
I can't do that.
You're gonna give me a second hernia?
Hernia attack.
I really should keep some in you in the one direction.
So all the money falls out in one place.
That would be the real big brain of this.
Just like that.
Nice.
Oh, yes, I was at your house.
I'm sorry.
I need money, though.
I have an addiction.
This place is a great place for money.
There's a lot of cocaine around, right?
Fuck.
Isn't that it?
Isn't that a thing?
Fine.
I thought that was a gym, but I guess I'm wrong because the gems in this area actually like booze.
Can you get through there?
Oh, baby, is this a puzzle?
Like I think it em.
This is clever, really.
It's just me that's clever.
And the most clever boy, the most clever boy in all of the game.
I gotta go back.
Yes.
I don't have to do all the revolutions because that would be Trey annoying.
Turn it off.
Put the powers of the whole building.
Yeah, I cut the power to your pimp cabin.
What you gonna do about it now?
Boo!
So hurt a tag.
Who was more money there that I couldn't even see?
Okay, just keep sucking.
There's probably money hidden everywhere.
Atta boy, Go IgI.
What a legend.
Um, can you get back up?
Okay.
I thought you're gonna be stuck there, but I thought we were gonna have to have I thought it was gonna be straight up murder.
What?
Nice.
Really?
It was.
Go easy.
That saved the day.
Sorry, Luigi.
I should have given that one to you.
You need a win.
But you're going to fight the big bad, right?
He's going to do it.
He's going to prove himself to be the best.
Marry your brother, even though they call themselves the Marry your brother's.
Does that mean his name is Luigi?
Mario And marry?
His name is Mario.
Mario, I think about it.
No, think about it.
Don't just say like wow.
Yeah, Sean, you're the first person to ever say that.
I know.
Thank you.
But please don't take this stupid, cocky persona seriously.
Okay.
Can I have my glow back?
I feel like it needs to smash into something like a pig.
But you did it.
Okay, Music time!
Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky!
Wicky Wicky!
My name is Luigi and I'm here to say that I'm going to kill the booze in the major way already dead.
And that sad I also side cause I miss my dad.
All of my jokes revolve around missing my dad.
People just gonna be full.
Consensus is from people being like Do you think he actually misses his dad?
Wait, that's a goal.
That's just a music bar over here.
I thought that that was another thing.
Suck up all the fire.
Nice.
I didn't think that would actually work.
Oh, yes, O brother, Where Art though?
Okay, I got a key for something.
Maybe it's not even for a thing in here.
Wait.
Covered in sand.
Wait!
The level changed.
But the first Jeepers hate the mummies.
This floor is filthy.
I basically just fucking housekeeping for this hotel at this point.
Housekeeping.
This place is filthy.
Come in anyway.
I come in on you.
I clean anyone, Okay?
No!
Get off me, You damn snakes!
Come here!
Snakes!
I've heard of snakes on a plane, but not snakes on a hotel floor.
I'm gonna do this with snakes on me.
Guys, you don't have to suck the venom out.
You have to suck the venom out of my nose.
Oh, my God.
Who would have known that the snakes would be the most annoying enemy in the whole game?
No, No!
Fuck sake.
Here we go.
Whoo!
I'm a mommy.
I'm scared.
Scary, not scared.
Sorry, you guys.
You guys really do not quit your day job.
Seriously, there's another guy somewhere.
Could you You fucking stay still.
Thank you.
Gotcha.
Come here.
Come here.
All right, Luigi.
Thank you.
You're dead sudden.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Now clean up all this sand.
It's all dirty.
It's old 30.
Okay.
Good job, Luigi, not you.
Missed a spot.
If a job is 90% done, is the job even done?
Yeah, I am 14.
And that was deep.
Yeah, whatever.
Whatever.
He's have a problem with that.
Suck balls sucked the bones, cradle the balls and suck the shaft.
I heard Not just that.
Just might.
My actual physical body, but my my pride and ego is Well, is this Yeah, of course.
This is just the thing that I can actually just open dues.
Shane Dawson, Makeup conspiracy, kid.
Wow, you shouldn't have.
Okay, Can you move?
Okay, that's a nice dress.
Would be a shame if someone boy get over this thing further or not.
Oh, it just does that.
Oh, God.
Jesus, That scared me.
Okay, what do I do?
Yeah.
Oh, there's a thingy over there.
But I can't now.
Sin Gu ae Jian.
Here you go.
Weird.
Oh!
Oh!
Lulu e J.
Luigi.
Straight up died.
Fuck all gods!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, God.
I hate this Luigi is gonna die.
No, he not know.
He not know he not the fucking boss ass bitch.
All right, That should make the rest of this easier.
Um, don't die.
Okay, wait.
Does this not work the same now?
Anymore?
It do.
Even talking about game.
You can keep it balanced.
Keeping balance.
Big brain physics time.
Oh, come on.
What are you scared off in this scenario?
What is?
Scaring you?
Scary ing?
You all right?
Send go easy because you're a Luigi is a bigger set of balls.
Yeah, because he can't die.
Get over it, Luigi.
Okay.
Fuck.
All right.
Whatever don't be so fucking annoying.
All right?
You got that?
I want to go down.
Yeah, it doesn't want to go down.
You don't stray too far.
Do it like this.
And then it's easy peasy.
You like this, Then you do like this, then you over here, you get the key.
I know there's a jam up there.
Okay?
I know.
I'm well aware.
No, brother, he's fine.
Thicken spiders, money spiders at that.
Give me all the money I needed for my medical bills.
I know Luigi's Italian, but he lives in America, and his medical bills are going to be astronomical.
It's already gonna put him in debt, even with all this money.
Ooh, there's a lot of spiders here that's going to come in so handy.
I don't care about the tiny coins.
Give me that cold hired big morning.
Keep this fucking spiders coming, bro.
I'm up to 41,000 gold a rinos Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is These are for my stretch goals.
That's exciting.
The tennis courts.
This one's gonna add the pool out the back.
I really need my own race track, though.
That's gonna cover that.
It's gonna need may own disco?
No.
Okay.
We're gonna have to hold off in the disco.
We're not gonna be able to get that one.
I'm sorry.
I wanted it to Unless Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We can afford the disco floor.
Nice.
There we go.
Parents.
I was going to say you can't have any of it if you're dead.
Yeah.
Break down the China and sell it for parts.
Is it cold?
China?
Not that.
Not wise.
The country call China.
I mean wires like dishware called China.
Like the good China.
It does it.
Or did it originate in China Way?
Need four keys.
How many do I need to know?
How many do I have to touch the toe?
Touch my toe on screen right now.
Touch your screen.
We're bonded for life.
Yeah.
What did you touch?
Oh, it tastes citrusy, but also like garbage.
This is a big donkeys.
Okay, look up all the money.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, if we keep up this Luigi, we might be able to afford new dentistry for you.
Let me just come to, like come to Europe, go to Scandinavia or the Netherlands, or so hurt dentistry is really good there on also, if you're there for long enough, sometimes it's free.
Is this Luigi's mansion?
Is the Siri's were Jack's after game.
Made a political statement about America's health care.
It's not even a fucking political statement.
Okay.
Oh, I get it.
Nice one.
God of God.
Does this get me if I'm here?
No.
Okay.
Just landed straight fucking on it, Okay?
Oh, wash off the pain of yesterday.
There you go, buddy.
Then you got Sorry, Louise.
In your way.
Oh, money spiders.
Yes, yes, There's a gym.
Here is Well, yes.
Oh, yeah.
And a rubber ducky is there.
Uh, is there a thing to get all the rubber duckies in the play through or something?
They seem to be everywhere.
Oh, there's a thing.
Way got to And did you did you think I didn't see you there, Mr Spider?
I see everything.
I have the ears of a cat in the face of the mongoose.
What?
Okay.
I don't know why.
You know why I brought you out for that?
Just do that.
Just get up on the sink when you need to get ready for it.
Nice.
Luigi, You're an absolute legend.
Never let anyone tell you differently.
Whatever.
The next Mario game comes out and everyone's like, Oh, area so awesome.
Don't let it get you down, Luigi.
You're the better brother in my book, Mary, is that they're collecting, like, big single coins.
You're out here like fucking up the system, getting actual money.
Move it.
Wait.
Was this handled for?
There's a handle there as if a door is present.
Oh, really?
You gotta fill up the sink.
I am a plumber by trade.
I know how a bath works.
Wow.
Bed bath and beyond.
This is the beyond they're talking about, but it's like bed bath and beyond.
They're actually talking about the money that's hidden all over the store.
Did you know that in Trader Joe's, there's, ah hidden toy in each Tr