Hello.

I've reviewed every single reddit there is on the planet except one.

It was right ahead of me.

All along means the sub ready.

I just never touched this cause I assume it's awful, but prove me wrong.

Okay?

Prove me wrong.

Let's get into this.

Me close my cat by name.

My cat doesn't give a fuck Freak me.

My cat.

Damn it!

That's actually really funny.

My boyfriend said, Oh, my God.

My cat looks like baby.

Oh, then I look over insurance Wasn't.

Of course it's can't jokes.

I don't know what else we expected here, but it's still funny, All right?

I don't even like cats, but they make me life.

Me.

Never thought I'd end the decades tied by side with the girlfriend.

My crushed.

What about it?

With how about that?

I expected a train wreck, but it I'm cracking up.

Hey, look, Another cat One Mimi house to my cat.

My cat hearing me make 10 grammatical errors in just one.

You know how embarrassing.

I'm laughing on the inside.

Jim companies on the first of January 2020.

It do be like that for anyone that goes regularly to the gym.

You can tell, obviously.

No, but it's so annoying.

It's like all of a sudden the whole thing is just packed.

It's like, just leave.

We know you're not gonna be here.

Just go.

I will give you this money.

If you tell us something about the new Star Wars film, I hear they're making another one.

What?

Don't make it.

I know that Star Wars film haven't seen it yet.

I can't wait to see it cause I hear it's terrible and my expectations are already so low.

What?

They made another bad Star Wars film actually liked it.

Well, then you're a moron.

I'm sorry.

I haven't even seen it licked thoroughly.

Anybody comes over to her house, grandma.

So anyway, I started baking.

Would you like some pie?

Let's get good.

Me if you kill a killer.

The number of killers in the world remains the same, Batman.

But what if I killed two killers?

What the happened then, Mr Batman, Huh?

Not so big brain now, are we, Mr Back Theresa, A spider mimic in and by holding its front leg as an antenna.

How do you get over it?

How How is it doing it.

Oh, it's just doing that.

Okay.

I thought it was holding the legs of a niang to pretend to be an end that would that I had to respect that.

We like Jesus Christ.

It isn't child chokes to death on can be open Lupus through anyway.

I started dancing.

Don't you have to, like, rip off my shirt?

In the process?

High school portrayed the 19 may high school potato in movies.

High school in real life.

I haven't been happy.

One minute, Sharlee.

High school can be bad for everyone.

Why is everyone pretending like they're the Joker?

Like that's the relatability.

Is it because everyone on red is a loser?

Is that why is that egg?

Because then come here, brother.

Let's hug it out.

I got to get some more drink, but what are you doing?

You try to take my job.

Actually, while I got my drink.

This this got me thinking.

All right, remember?

Remember what you want.

You don't remember because you didn't experience this.

Consumers remember when it was actually frowned upon to be a nerd?

Okay, I remember because I lived through that.

All right, well, then, shows like O c came out with Seth Cohen.

That guy being a nerd and still kind of cool in quarter key, right before then you had that.

You were ashamed to admit that you played video games.

Basically right.

And if you're listening to this thinking No, I love about to ask if you didn't live through it.

Okay?

I paved that path for you.

You're welcome.

Okay.

Years of suffering, this whole Joker appropriating of Oh, he's so it's so it's so sad and still so epic.

You're welcome.

Okay.

Don't take that for granted.

You know how in America you have all the I think the troops here, I think the nerves Okay, maybe I went a little far on that, but it's just an analogy.

You understand?

Okay.

The reason why goals don't kill people in real life is because they did.

These people would become ghosts and hey, mehn.

Sorry about what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Sit down.

Sit down.

I spill a little water on him and look at him.

What are you doing?

Don't you ruin my joke?

You ruined my joke.

Hope you're happy.

It's gonna make the whole spiel about ghosts.

and duck pit bull owners.

There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.

She wow, is I never seen a well behaved Chihuahua doesn't exist.

The FBI agent, when they hear me get laid through my Google home speaker and other fictions written through means.

Sure, moving on Gotham I like baby owed and I like the man it Laurie and I finally watched a finally watch.

It's really good at least the first couple episode, but I realized I don't mind, baby or I just don't like the means.

Okay, they're so bad, they're bad.

That's just admit it.

Let's just get the cow out of the bank.

That's not the expression, but whatever.

You understand what I'm saying when you had a great day at school?

But then your mom yells at you right out there after you enter your house.

Yep, can't wait.

Oh, this is so sad when you get nominated for me more of the decade out of nowhere.

Surprised?

No, it's something of the decade.

Come on, don't even try.

Surprise yourself back to dead land because you don't belong in the game Publisher.

This game has 85 hours of gameplay.

Speed runners three.

Take it or leave it, Publisher.

This game has 85 hours of off dragged out cut scenes and repeatable events that are super boring.

I've seen this everyone team trees reaching 20 million Wikipedia asking for two points.

I did donate to Wikipedia.

I know I'm kind of ashamed and I didn't even tell anyone about it.

The Xbox one game I got for Christmas Me.

Who has a PlayStation?

Oh, it's always like, Oh, I remember what I was talking about, the worst gifts we got and I couldn't think of any.

But then I remember my dad once gave me the game.

Boy, he came by home from a trip in a game, that game boy and was amazed.

I was like, Oh my God, this is the greatest thing ever, right?

And he's got the new super Mario on it, right?

It's amazing.

But it wasn't super Mario.

It was Dr Mario, but it was still such a nice gift that I learned to love Dr Murray.

It's a great game.

Don't that was slapping and you know it.

Coworker posted pictures of himself and ran in places when he quit.

Found this at the back of a clock from two years ago.

Everywhere I go, I see his face.

Sometimes we don't need this bit off the mean.

It doesn't make it funnier.

Stop it, Stop it.

It was funny before you try to make it seem out of it.

Actually wasn't read its new prints.

PlayStation or Xbox PC, he said.

Shows.

And one, he's so down with us because I am on a PC.

PC Master Race.

Am I right?

This getting a little stale?

Let's jump over Teoh DEG names.

All right, dank means Don't let me down now, boy, it's basically what it's called Petey Pie Submissions.

Hakata these air Still going Everyone else complaining about not getting coins.

Me not knowing what coins do you?

What do they dio?

I don't understand us.