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have you told your dog to behave?
He is behaving worse.
He's all nice.
Look, take stop, stop, stop!
It's mine now.
No, doggies.
Nice.
Look.
Oh, he's behaving now.
Good.
Yeah.
Good.
I kind of wish he attacked you for the content, you know, again.
Well, I was playing off line and then accidentally dug your dog in a hole.
And I was so sorry, Accidentally, my dog would never attack someone who did something by accident.
It there's attacked me out of nothing.
I did nothing.
You did that on purpose.
Flee.
I would never hit the dog Purposefully.
You did it purposely.
An epically Oh, epically I did it.
I mean, my Oh, what are you doing?
Wait as yours.
My he minds my who wears it his way around.
It's the other way around.
I'm sorry.
I'm saying, Hey, look, att What do we name him?
Flip up.
Of course.
How could you forget that?
Lovely flip flop Flip flop once bad a chicken ass ball one that chicken you want todo You're a shitty nug ists.
You can't has changed in August.
I just You actually even connect.
You broke.
You have court broke neck reference line.
My God, you're so svenska.
I'm so third he laid an egg.
We literally have a chicken egg form here giving water.
Made a chicken farm.
Give the egg.
We need the egg.
I want to show you a trick.
I threw it at you and I missed you.
I was gonna throw it at you.
Was my training.
I made the egg disappear in Minecraft.
What are we doing?
Is this just walking around again?
Well, we have to update our stuff.
We had the farm.
Yes.
There's nothing wrong with walking around.
You know what?
You're right.
I need you to watch this.
To think it's wrong.
Your dog is really gonna be very creepily.
I don't trust your daughter getting hurt.
Getting my you get?
Yes.
See again My who?
I did not bang my who?
Oh, you love me.
Hey, my dog!
Now, my dog!
Don't steal my dog.
Okay, Great.
Now look, we have just this dirty stain right here.
I like it.
All right.
So I I played I fix this house, you know, it's got a little bit.
It's got It's a ceiling, but yeah, it's a it's a hat.
I've seen ceilings in my time.
That's a hat, e I also I also added one floor to the through pure upside that permit.
Oh, you call it by its proper title.
It's the big brain building the big brain building.
People also suggested doing this.
So now we have a way of getting in.
People are giving make something of mine crops.
And then everybody else immediately tells me Oh, my God, How to make it so much easier Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Sat in the corner ce and I didn't like it.
Corners.
I added the corner so we could walk up in the corners.
Yes, I'm using a fishing rod to cut these down.
Okay.
It's a big brain building.
Only big brain tactics allowed.
I can even ex African worked debate far.
I wait fricking it's gonna get to that point.
You have new policies against kids content having a freak anymore.
What can you say?
People, People clap.
Ship, ship, ship, Stop!
Are we adding ceiling or are we adding bigger brain?
Um what ad?
How do you think I eat potato?
Uh, yes.
What is the next thing to do in the game?
I don't uh, get diamond armor?
Yeah.
Liquid diamond, Nether fortress potions, ocean monuments.
This is going to gathering.
Fight the weather.
Okay, let's go make a sharpness to sword.
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Okay, okay, Sheriff nous to sweeping edge to looting one.
What the heck?
I think the best sword I've ever made in the game and I did it on a level one stronger.
No.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, Yeah.
Good hurts to go.
You want to close?
Oh, you saved me.
Thank you.
Catch it.
Oh, you did it, did you?
Dad?
Oh, Flipper!
Flopper!
Ah, boo Pee poop.
Oh, loopy Doobie egg.
Egg egg.
Okay, Okay.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
I realize how dumb it looks when you bend your neck back.
Eyes that dumb.
It's a tactic.
Okay?
Already acting.
Okay.
Oh, I did wrong.
Say it.
Right Click dummy, don't it.
Sorry, I was getting message on.
What's that?
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Theo.
Theo, Be okay.
Super extra.
Next step Challenge in the middle of the lake.
You know, uh, you do it.
Not ever done that has never been done before.
I know, but this is why we must be the first to do it.
no one in Minecraft has ever done this before.
Okay?
And you do it as well.
Go catch it.
Okay.
Okay, Okay, I'll catch Oh, actually.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Your turn yet?
The the catch.
Get oh so messed up.
I want to catch it with my face.
I want to learn to wait.
So I actually have an arrow in my face now?
No, it's in your arm.
Hit.
You're on.
Dude, you weren't even close.
No, if I felt like I was close, not even a little dude.
Okay, It's in your wrist.
We both memory.
Oh, my God.
There's a shed.
There's a canoe after two gets.
And really, you know, I have a chicken.
I mean fish.
Okay, okay.
Give too little shed.
What do you what sound you make cat My mama.
Mama, I think you should go see the kids following us.
No, no.
Keep going.
Whether it can be Oh, we need to We need to paralyze.
Give give too.
No.
What is it?
You know what?
I thought they would slow it down.
This'd said Oh, don't kill those ones.
It was why this happened.
Where you like this boners cat?
There's both Getsem.
Oh, Tokyo drift.
Hey, can you go up with boats now?
They sink.
Ah, lame.
You find water here?
We've been here.
Both sides.
Oh, so bad.
So sorry.
But by that we've been here before.
No wonder we're not finding snap.
Yeah, Yes.
Uh uh uh.
You jerking off in that vote?
Yes.
On No, the Mesa Plateau.
I don't want to go back.
Man of bad memories.
Oh, craft.
It's called there that we found that.
Good Lord, These dolphins are nuts.
Stop!
Stop!
Why?
They know Dolphin.
What's going on, guys?
Okay.
And then we go.
This this'll away you Whoa!
Don't be, don't it?
It's late over there.
Is that because we used to be there?
Probably.
Um why did we have no memory?
Why did you crash?
There's a whole ocean.
I just want to be close to you, bro, for a bro.
Close your eyes, bro.
What do you see?
Broke your face, bro.
I'm by the desert breath I want There's no e like this dude with Mesa Plateau again for me.
I had, like, TNT to blow up so you could hear me.
Oh, I see Desert rcsc it stop Hello?
Stop!
I have a gift.
I have a gift.
Also.
Stop!
I ran out.
Identify.
Okay, You're saying please accept.
Oh, thank you.
So kind of you.
Look a tip.
You accept my gift.
Give me food now because I'm really going to help.
You have actually killed me, You hear?
Book, Shop, Shop, shop!
Bookshop.
You need more pork chop shop here.
Oh, I follow shop show full of bread.
True.
All right.
Where is this Temporary?
No, look, here's a Well, I found one.
I I don't even know where you are suddenly turned around Chip job every now and ah ah!
Why does that work?
I don't know.
What is your name?
Disappear immediately.
Go.
Uh go away.
I c u c c c Oh, yes.
He says his damn this maps so crazy.
What?
Their fault.
Epic.
Oh, that is a Well, Well, well, well, well, well.
You solve the drug problem in the desert suddenly turns it.
Okay, Look not there.
Well, not not there.
So the problem your friend, You're free.
What?
There somewhere.
What?
Their sheep is happy.
There's lavon.
Oh, the heck Jack.
Follow me level, bruv.
I'm not that stupid.
man.
Why were you falling level the time?
Shut up!
The whole panel that packs is people asking me Minecraft questions.
It felt because that mind con Yeah, I thought you have very stats.
The audience, I gotta say, Yeah, I thought the lab put me on fire, but ho boy.
Okay.
What do we say if we see a pyramid?
Ah, no.
That's what cats all right?
Yeah, you big one.
Wow.
Not that's a Well, I told you.
Ah, ding dong ding dong!
The witch is dead ritual.
Which the wicked rich.
I don't speak your language like Gundam.
Spoken like a true dummy.
Dum dm another well, way saw water crisis.
But men, What about our Christ?
Oh, good for getting delirious in the desert.
I'm laughing at your jokes.
I don't like even I was surprised.
I'm like, all right.
Takes huh So hard for so long.
Like speaking to a child.
That's a real language of the gods.
No one has a clue what they're talking about.
Ah, damn, I almost one who would.
But it's a dumb city.
Maybe we can go and sleep, sleep in city and may have murdered Villagers.
Question right murder Villagers down for a little murder.
A little Viking pilgrimage in the night.
Okay, Lenny, Murder didn't hurt anybody.
That is a city.
I almost want you almost food.
Okay, Jack, we got it going to kill their soft potatoes.
Okay.
See me in the grass.
Okay.
They'll never see us in the grace perfectly camouflaged way.
Have todo What?
It's better with the soundtrack.
You're right, people.
T.
Oh, this is good.
We need to see they don't yell.
Don't yell.
A Sorry t did it.
It did.
Don't get a skeletons, okay?
I think they're asleep.
Okay, let me go inside.
What you had here beside the potatoes, they'll never see me.
I blend right?
Hey, than they had in the container.
Going said, Oh, that's good.
That's good.
We need it.
If if you if anything happens, yell ca caw.
Ah, something hurt to me.
What is it?
I don't know.
It hurt out.
I'm starving.
I'm starting.
Jack.
Oh, gosh.
Starvation.
Sh hungry.
I my belly.
I heard you.
Okay.
Uh uh.
Through those epically close, okay.
Never suspected.
Uh, like, it's like a mother wants is nobody.
Uh, you want way the door and He just went straight by me.
It was terrifying.
Okay, wait.
I have I have a really good sword.
I'm again.
I found sleep.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
You sleep?
I found stuffed potatoes.
Okay, tactical sleep.
Let's take their bell.
Bell way.
Don't have a belt at home yet.
Yeah, pathetic.
Wrong with us.
They have nothing.
Your socks.
I say we kill them all.
Okay, let's burn.
I don't have any ways of burning.
I've gunpowder.
I killed a kid.
But what are you killed?
That works.
We sent way.
Send message to send the message with No one else cares in the town.
Yes, we're real Viking.
Leo.
Frank, By the way, this is your CNN.
Everyone's feeling shows the temple.
Where is the temple?
Yeah, you're hiding Holy Temple from us.
We know that they don't even drop anything except grief except agree.
Okay.
Not hit stone, man.
Okay.
No.
Oh, gods.
He's freaking out on my screen.
You told Theo joking.
Oh, you sleep.
Oh, your slips.
They think God!
Yay!
Hey, slips it.
I sleep.
Sleep, Okay.
All right.
You ready to run in 32?
Hey, Stoneman.
More like bone big man.
Oh, I see.
0 11 7 again.
Okay.
Was that Oh, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Excuse me.
Oh!
Oh, Potential wahoo potential.
Whoa!
Wow!
Who question?
Mark way.
You didn't even see it.
You're just I'm so slow.
I'm hungry.
Starvation.
Thank angry.
Diagnose your about to crest the ridge, bro.
Come up onto the top of that ridge.
Broke Who?
Wow, I'm so hungry.
Who have ever so hungry, huh?
Wow.
I'll explore without you're broke.
Dude, you would do exactly that if I was surfing.
How dare you spare my name!
Okay, so you jumped down in middle, right?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Scared the blip.
Flop out of duty together.
Beautiful.
Oh, man.
Sorry, Brody.
Okay, get rid of clit apple.
I can eat it.
I think so much string.
Who say so?
No.
Yes.
I fancy go find Frost Walker.
I would get rid of tree saplings.
I don't care.
Uh, gold.
Okay, we'd see.
I don't care.
Golden apple.
I care.
Mmm.
Okay.
A lot of this is poopy people.
Well, well, I'm ahead.
Out.
Play.
Plop, plop, plop are starvation.
How are you starving all the time?
I'm hungry, boy.
Give me I don't have anything.
Cookie, Cookie, Cookie Cooking all the food d We are so big brain Come join us in my craft thing That cookie cookie song you cookie We could lead to a rapidly and make you know you tiki tents around the furnace g Every episode is a new rhyming scheme GTO my ground.
Take your rabbits vessel for us to act like complete idiots and nothing else T the little booth the sound if we find Jungle Temple Um, we need to say give me a a younger temple.
Not younger, but the desert temple, that's what Ho, You idiot!
Oh, my God!
Dingus!
You absolute tingly Ding dong.
Okay, Wallace brain I ever seen work a man.
What a life threatening situation.
And you mix of wing young and which there's a witch here.
Steer.
Come to me.
You've already went in without me.
Yeah, Dude, I have a gift for you.
Check this bruh.
Okay.
Say the lorry needed is that all we get is a Villager.
How do you not see that?
Hey, can you have freaky Oh, you need materials, brother.
We'll always Oh, no, no, no.
I grade the temple without your bro.
Dude, I left you two good things.
Don't be upset E in your spaghetti.
Okay.
I like that one.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna die.
No, A man Where you got it Back in the other village.
Wait, Where you going?
No, no, no.
They're mad at me because I killed him.
Oh, okay.
No one kill me this time.
I'm a nice boy.
There's a lot of creepers here.
I don't want to die.
Okay?
I got all my stuff.
Time to head out.
I'm a head out.
I do that to you.
Say something and they like, I have to reference it.
Yeah, I need I need a name.
But can you can you sleep anywhere better?
Have that.
You want a sip?
See, I can't want to sleep.
Sleep.
All right, but this bed is occupied.
Park it fighters.
It's war.
Yes, but I'm not gonna edit that out.
Dude, Everyone's gonna know.
Oh, God.
Hey, I have a bed free, Okay?
It's green.
Like me.
Okay, well, we can't.
Okay.
Get him.
Get him.
Iron Man killed by host.
If you guys were bookie cookie than tune in next time to see us get our epic horses.
Whoa!
Really?
You notice for 12 years the best you can come up with his Wahoo?
No, you need to say like epically.
I'm gonna stick with it.