Inthisepisode, Peter's hangingoutwithQuagmireandJoewiththedrunkenclamwhenheasksthemwhotheywouldratherbeintimatewithScottishsingerSusanBoyleor a blowupdollthat's beenusedby a fraternity.
Okay, wait, I gotone.
Whowouldyouratherdo?
SusanBoyleor a sexdollthat's beenpassedaround a fraternityweighinghisoptions.
Look, youknow, youknow, I I knowthisis a men's club, butwhydoesitalwayshavetobeaboutsixnumbereight, blindorlittleperson?
ThisisthefirstexampleofPeterplaying.
Wouldyou?
Rather, whilemaroonedon a desertisland, PeterpassesthetimebyaskingClevelandJoeandQuagmirethiswouldyouratherhypotheticalClevelandanswersthathewouldwanttobeblindbecausesuch a conditionwouldimprovehisothersenses.
Youdon't wanttobe a midgetwhenoneofthosefunnylittleguysrunningaroundgettinginallkindsofshenanigans, smoking a cigarwhileyou'reridingaroundin a stroller.
Mostwouldseebeingblindorbeing a littlepersonisbeingdifferentlyabledand a challenge.
ButPierreandhisfriendsfocusonthepossibleupsides.
We'd guessNumberseven, JabbatheHutor a servicedroid.
Noplaceisimmunetofamilyguys.
WouldyouratherSze?
Noteven a galaxyfar, farawayduringPeter's recountingof a newhope, QuagmireisgiventheroleofSeeThreepioandClevelandis R.
LeaveittothequagmireversionofSeeThreepiotoasksuch a pervertedStarWarsrelatedquestionNumbersixQueenLatifahorHalleBerryinthisepisodebecausePetergothislicensesuspended, MeghastodrivehimaroundsoPetergetstohanginthebackofthecarwithhisfriends, andtheyallactlikeidiots.
Don't besuch a hothead.
A drunkPeterthenasksifthey'd ratherhavesexwithQueenLatifahorHalleBerryaftershe's beendeadforsixhours.
Hey, Cleveland, whowouldyouratherdo?
QueenLatifahorHalleBerry?
Butshe's beendeadforsixhours.
A drunkClevelandhastothinkthatoneoverlefttowonderifHalleBerry's attractiveenoughtocommitthehorribleactofnecrophilia.
Yeah, well, On a roadtriptoNewOrleans, PeterasksCleveland, JoeandQuagmireifthey'd ratherbeHitlertwoyearsbeforetheendofthewar, or a homelesspersonwith a chanceofbeinginheritedby a richperson.
Ifyou'rethehobo, doyouhave a placetosleeplikeanunderpass?
AndsomemembersofthecararenottooimpressedbythedirectionQuagmire's leaningtowardsasHitlercan I changecertainpoliciessothatmaybe I'm lookedonmorefavourablyAttheendofthewar?
Peteralsothrowsin a caseforthehomelesssidestatingtheregionofthecountryyou'd beinbutonLee, fromthepointofviewofthepoliticalclimate, asifthiswouldmake a difference.
Am I a bluestateorredstate?
HobobluebutMidwesternbluejust a quickshotouttotodaySponsorParkNights.
Thelatestfreeupdateadds a newsidestory, GrannyandtheNightstreasure.
Thisis a greateventforallbeginnerplayerstoobtaintonsofendgame.
PetertriestochangeitupbyaskingClevelandJoeandQuagmire, whothey'd ratherstart a smallbusinesswithformerAttorneyGeneralJanetRenoafter a safariorthefatguyfrommynameisEarl, presumablyreferringtoactorEthanSupleelike.
Okay, look, howaboutthis?
Howaboutfish?
Whowouldyou, Riva?
Status.
SmallbusinesswithJanetRenoafter a safariorthefatguyfromMyNameIsEarl.
Quagmirethinksitsoundslike a sexquestiondisguisedassomethingelse, butPeterassureshimitisnotthatstillsoundslike a sexquestion.
Itisnotwell, whatthehelldoesSafarihavetodowithit?
Aftertheconversationmovestowardsgeneraldetailsofstarting a smallbusiness, Joebecomesimpatientandwantstogobacktothetopicofsex.
What's theguyfromEarl's creditrating?
6 51 That's notbad.
Betterthanone.
Doeshehaveanidea, ordo I havetocomeupwithitmyself?