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  • Hello and welcome friends to Papers, Please

  • It's gaming week, epic fun time! Smash like for gaming week! Today we're playing Papers, Please

  • Jack told me this game gets views.

  • I like those

  • So we will play Papers, please

  • I, of course, have played this game before

  • So I know how to play game.

  • It's game about being border guard

  • How does this look?

  • Ey congratulations to your corporation

  • ♪ I won a labor lottery and now I menstruation

  • My name was pulled, excellent!

  • (Reading) For immediate placement report to the Minis- Ok, the Grestin border check-

  • THE GRESTIN BORDER CHECKPOINT

  • Whaaaat

  • That's the most dangerous checkpoint in all of Arstotzka

  • I will get apartment

  • For family

  • Ah, wow

  • すごい

  • Glory to Arstotzka

  • Glory

  • to...

  • the mother...

  • poopie.

  • What am I saying?

  • I don't know

  • November 23rd, now the rule is simple, of this game

  • (Reading) Inspector welcome to new position of Grestin border control. Okay. Stamp passport entry visa, uh-huh

  • Ok, deny all foreigner

  • I Spit on the foreigner, glory to Arstotzka!

  • Next

  • Papers

  • Finally I can return

  • Islakova Antonia

  • hmm

  • What a beautiful picture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Approve- ah, wait, Arstotzka - Approved!

  • Enjoooy, have good time. Arstotzka welcomes.

  • Neeext

  • Dasvidaniya, ok, Szaszko Eyan. Let's see...

  • Tsunkeido?!

  • GET OUT OF MY FAAACE

  • Arstotzkans only, don't waste my time

  • I have family to feed. Come on, how long am I going to do this accent? that is so bad?

  • I waited in this damn line for 8 hours. I hope it was worth it.

  • Well, too bad you ugly snake

  • You can't come, Arstotzkans only

  • Get out of my face. Unbelievable, you spit- I spit

  • Disgusting

  • What about you?

  • Nice receding hairline. Okay. Oh, what a picture

  • Denied! Bye- bye! Bye- bye! Have your documents ready

  • Next

  • Oh, papers?

  • It was a mistake

  • You waited 8 hours to tell me that? Pathetic.

  • Papers, please. All right. It's an Arstotzkan passport. Okay. Alright

  • Mr. Orry Viet one. I mean who knows whatever you're a prude get out of my face. Enjoy it

  • Check out the punter

  • glorious

  • Okay, we have whamon alright

  • Okay, though

  • You waste my time woman

  • You not only waste my time you waste other people time

  • next

  • Be appears at its thoughts can approve enjoy enjoy your time

  • So the thing with this game is that it gets more and more difficult as you go

  • There's new requirements that will change and you're incentivized to get as many people pass as possible

  • But at the same time if you make a mistake

  • You'll pay the penalty

  • It's a really interesting game. It's a really surprisingly fun game if anyone came and pitched to me like hey

  • Hey, there's this game where you play as a border guard?

  • I would be like that sounds lame but it's actually a really fun now. Obviously the first stage is really easy

  • At least that's how I remember it. We really just deny all the foreigners

  • Well, you look amazing

  • And who I almost am yes, oopsie whole much made oopsie

  • At least don't get on me

  • How many we have 11 papers arrest Otsuka? Oh

  • You can go you can go hurry

  • glory to arstotzka

  • We got 12

  • Odinnadcat'

  • Odin, dva, dvenadcat'

  • Today we don't need we sleep so you manage your budget?

  • Based on I don't know. I don't remember November 24th is a new day new opportunities

  • Ok, all right, ok, ok

  • Checkpoint all passports information carefully for descriptions is deny any entrant with inconsistent information?

  • You see now we have to use my mind

  • user in spectrum or using the red button and your -

  • Ok, so we have to highlight what the problems are

  • Ok, ok glory to arstotzka

  • Inspector

  • Politics neeext NYX. Come on

  • Open for business papers

  • Krista

  • So now we have to lock is it expired?

  • No yet female

  • the

  • glory to arstotzka

  • Cause no trouble yet

  • You'll see here if you make a mistake ok where she was fine, let's see

  • Aunt

  • agrea

  • What are you doing? You spit in my face. This is expired. It has expired interrogation. I

  • cannot enter I

  • Just renew it

  • Too bad, you will never know this country next

  • Get the real passport give me the goddamn Priapus. Okay, 1980. Mm-hmm Mel

  • eggrgfb

  • grbrbrbrbb

  • idk whst i write hahaha

  • You don't look like man

  • With this this question. Sorry, ma'am. No discrimination. I

  • Just what is this question? What do you mean? I don't know

  • Okay, it's not expired or there okay

  • approved

  • enjoy

  • Paris not sky welcomes everyone

  • As long as you meet the requirements

  • Papers give it to me our maid Nicole. Okiya female akhiya

  • Okay, I care

  • She looks a very strange on the picture

  • Next I think I'm Way too slow here. I notice Peter. No. No what I do invalid issuing country

  • Safety, hello handsome. You look bored if you want a good time

  • Yeah for gamers

  • Okay, thank you so para disma

  • What would what did oh god. I don't I can't believe I messed up

  • Unbelievable. It's part of the game, I guess

  • You're approved you can go

  • I'll be around a couple months. Don't forget to visit

  • Listen I can barely afford food, please. Oh nice scarf sir, is is there map?

  • What happened oh god someone's trying to run LLL shoot

  • Alright so here we go. This is the problem I did. Oh my god

  • Alright, so the problem is Kreskin is easy

  • Okay, we did it that was a good day I think that was very good in taste productive

  • Okay, good, yeah we need medicine her son, I don't think

  • We have to save money I don't have time for medicine for children, okay?

  • Verify information. Yeah. Yeah missing documents

  • Mm-hmm

  • Rule book

  • Okay, okay, let's check the rulebook really great because so we had C these are the only districts allowed in this area

  • So if we're real trihard, we'll check all the issuing countries. I think we have to do that

  • Okay open

  • Reappears, I guess at the end I will so this is a

  • bristan lawrence mail

  • Okay, you can go

  • What tell us this all they need an entry ticket as well I

  • Didn't even read that

  • Next oh they need about all foreigners need a ninja's again

  • Okay, well clearly

  • What do you mean no correlation

  • How do I ask her about the ant

  • How do I ask about the entry ticket

  • Okay, she has an entry ticket it's valid from 1980 to 11. Okay, that's today god dammit stop giving me stuff

  • Okay, I'm too slow. I'm too slow. I know okay. God I female I don't expiry

  • You can go

  • Come to pink I don't ask for other

  • please

  • next

  • I'm too slow next please

  • my son

  • Will die. Okay. Well it starts cat doesn't need

  • 1983

  • Parodies nah

  • Dah

  • Welcome

  • Come on come on don't waste my time

  • Looking, uh, huh terrorist attack, you lucky have jobs. It was not my fault

  • Take

  • Restarts Cape welcome everyone. We have good time here. Very nice. Oh, very nice

  • República

  • One moment, right

  • This is wrong entry valid on deny deny

  • It add my prayer she tried to waste my time

  • Mer Galerius male, okay all looks good. It all looks good entry welcome

  • Next

  • Come on we need ten at least