laboring, slaving away, I finally

have achieved my lifelong dream. And it's not the new Terminator

or the new Conan the Barbarian or anything like that. No, not at all.

But to finally possess my own fxxxing tank！

Look at this！

《LET'S CRUSH IT》

STARRING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

AND YOU！

Begin to feel like this -

And you actually want to feel like this -

Then come to LA, and crush things in my tank!

Let's crush a taxicab.

Let's crushing a piano.

This weight bench weighs 501 pounds.

I'm gonna crush my own record.

And 66 years old the same every one of my birthday cakes.

Why？ Because I want to crush them!

Bubble wrap is the most fun thing to step on, right？ Think about

stepping on it with a tank. I'm going to crush a copy

of Million Dollar Baby. Because it makes me cry. Ha ha ha！

I don't cry.

No, you didn't just pass out. I'm inviting you personally to Los Angeles to

crush things in my tank with me.

All you have to do is go on "omaze.com/arnold."

Just go and pump up that button. Boom！

This will benefit the After-School All-Stars.

So what are you waiting for？ Come to Los Angeles.

Let's go around and crush things with a tank.

WHAT WOULD YOU CRUSH？

Let's crush a Microsoft Zune.

I don't even know what it is.