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  • -No, you hang up.

  • [ Giggles ] No, you -- you hang up.

  • All right. On the count of three, we'll both hang up.

  • Ready? One, two, three.

  • You didn't hang up! [ Giggles ] Okay.

  • All right. Bye, Dr. Fauci.

  • Hi, everyone.

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show at Home Edition."

  • Of course, I'm coming to you from my house,

  • and I wanted to say thank you

  • for watching the show on NBC or on YouTube,

  • and I'm sending out all my thoughts and prayers

  • to everyone in New York City, my hometown.

  • They're going through some rough times right there.

  • So I'm thinking about you guys right now.

  • Our guest is a New Yorker. He's in Long Island, actually.

  • Alec Baldwin.

  • Great, great, great actor and friend of mine.

  • So, he's going to be on the show,

  • and his charity that he's talking about

  • is EastHamptonFoodPantry.org.

  • And it's pretty cool that he's doing this,

  • reminding everyone to support your local food pantry.

  • You might not even know if you have a local food pantry.

  • So, you can Google...

  • "local food pantry near me,"

  • and it will probably come up,

  • and you can support in any way you want.

  • Either bring probably canned foods,

  • or they would probably love money.

  • You know, I know for East Hampton Food Pantry,

  • $25 can feed a child for a week.

  • That's pretty amazing.

  • So, thank you, Alec, for being on the show.

  • Also, from 5 Seconds of Summer,

  • Luke Hemmings is going to be on the show tonight

  • doing their new song called "Old Me"

  • from their new album called "Calm"

  • that comes out tomorrow.

  • But I love those guys every time they come on the show.

  • I appreciate that they're doing an at-home performance.

  • It's gonna be pretty cool.

  • It's gonna be a fun, fun show.

  • Guys, what is your favorite food?

  • Frannie, what do you like to eat?

  • Popcorn?

  • Winnie, what do you like to eat?

  • -Popcorn and any ice cream.

  • -Yeah. Popcorn and ice cream. -No!

  • -Wha-- -[ Babbling ]

  • Unicorn pop-- Unicorn popsicles.

  • -Unicorn popsicles. Okay. Good.

  • Oh, Winnie, that's beautiful.

  • Winnie's been drawing all these great drawings for the show.

  • What is that? -[ Babbles ]

  • -Who you draw-- Who is that?

  • Me? -No. Me.

  • -You drew you? Let me see if it looks like you.

  • Pretty good. I'd say that's Frannie.

  • That's beautiful. I love it.

  • Uh, okay, guys. I'd like to do maybe a monologue right now.

  • Hey, if you guys like the joke, okay, give a thumbs up.

  • -Uh-huh. -And if you don't like it, go...

  • Pbht!

  • [ Laughter ] -Pbht!

  • -Yeah, but you could also do this, too.

  • Remember? Thumbs up.

  • -What if you don't like it? That means you do this.

  • -Oh, you can -- Sure, you can do that, too.

  • You can do that. -Or you could do pbht!

  • -Okay, yeah. Okay. Just keep the popcorn in your mouth.

  • -Yeah. -Yeah.

  • All right. Here we go. Ready? Welcome to "The Tonight Show."

  • Bud, you're really crunching that.

  • Smackin' behind me.

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show at Home Edition."

  • Well, guys, I got to be honest, the boredom of isolation's

  • really starting to set in.

  • Today, I started a master class from Ken Burns' hairstylist.

  • -Pbht!

  • -Pbht!

  • -Maybe google Ken burns. I don't know.

  • Seriously, I'm bored out of my mind.

  • Last night, I binge-watched ten hours of my doorbell camera.

  • -Pbht! -Pbht!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Honey, look, a leaf. Ooh.

  • Um, I think my family's getting a little tired of me, too.

  • This morning they said, "We know it's dangerous out there, Dad,

  • but why don't you just give it a shot?"

  • -Pbht! -Pbht!

  • [ Girls laughing ]

  • -These are crazy times.

  • Video chatting with everyone you know

  • is getting a little weird.

  • It's one thing to know what someone else's house looks like.

  • It's another to know what it looks like up their nose.

  • -Pbht! -Pbht!

  • [ Girls laughing ]

  • -I feel like everyone's dentist.

  • Uh, listen to this.

  • I read that the language learning program Rosetta Stone

  • is offering a free three-day trial,

  • and everyone who signed up is like, "Okay, great.

  • I have three days to learn French."

  • -Pbht! -Pbht!

  • -What?

  • [ Girls laughing ]

  • -That's -- [ Laughs ]

  • That was okay. You were laughing after.

  • Oh, this one's good.

  • I saw that some people are actually still flying

  • during this pandemic.

  • Instead of zones and groups,

  • passengers are now separated by idiots and morons.

  • -Pbht! -Pbht!

  • -We'd now like to welcome our premier-plus morons to board.

  • Uh... -Pbht!

  • -I didn't tell the joke yet. I didn't tell the joke yet.

  • I read that Nancy Pelosi turned 80 years old today.

  • -Pbht! -No, I didn't finish the j--

  • That's the setup. There was a really sweet moment

  • when every member of Congress sang her "Happy Birthday."

  • -Pbht! -Unfortunately, it turned out --

  • Unfortunately, it turned out

  • they were all just washing their hands.

  • [ Laughs ] -Pbht!

  • -Oh, get a sense of humor back there. Gosh.

  • And finally -- Did I get a thumbs down?

  • -No. -Not yet. All right.

  • That's not that bad then. I feel pretty good.

  • -Pbht! It's better. Better!

  • -And, finally, this is crazy. A guy who was self-isolating

  • actually sent his Chihuahua to the store with money

  • to buy Cheetos for him, and it worked.

  • Yeah, it doesn't sound like real life.

  • That sounds like a plot to a Seth Rogen movie.

  • -Pbht! -Pbht!

  • -There you go. That's the monologue for tonight, then.

  • Uh, thank you very much.

  • -We did it to every one! -I know you did.

  • Okay, guys, now it is time for...

  • -Pbht! -No.

  • Hashtags! -Pbht!

  • -Frannie, where -- What are you doing?

  • Are you coming out? -Hashtags? What are hashtags?

  • -What are hashtags? They're sweeping the nation.

  • They're a comedy thing that we do on our show

  • where we tell everyone at home what the subject is

  • and they hashtag, and they...

  • They -- They, um, write what they think is funny,

  • and they send it out, and it was actually --

  • This was trending worldwide. Watch your head.

  • -Can I hold this? -Um...

  • -I want to hold -- -You gonna go out, too?

  • [ Speaking indistinctly ]

  • -Hold it steady. -We're really working on that.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Yep. [ Laughs ] -Okay.

  • -All right, guys, this is Hashtags.

  • I want to thank Frannie and Winnie for being here

  • and their mom for being our camera operator.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Frannie? I know. Thank you very much.

  • Um... -[ Laughs ]

  • -No, no, no. Absolutely not. No, no. Thank you, though.

  • -[ Laughs ] -I love your shoes.

  • Oh, my goodness. They're nice shoes.

  • Did you pick those out?

  • -Yeah, they're toys. -They're toys. Okay.

  • All right. Let me do this, okay? I'm going to do this.

  • -I'm going to go upstairs. -Okay...

  • -I'll play piano. -Okay. Here we go.

  • You're gonna play piano. Okay. [ Clears throat ]

  • [ Feet stomping up stairs ]

  • Okay.

  • [ Feet stomping ] -It's already at seven!

  • [ Feet stomping ] -Wow.

  • [ Stomping stops ]

  • All right. So, this hash-- [ Stomping ]

  • This hashtag was called #IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen.

  • Okay? And it was trending worldwide.

  • So thank you for playing along and doing this.

  • This is pretty cool.

  • My example was, "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...

  • I whispered to my hand sanitizer,

  • 'You're like a son to me.'"

  • [ Drum set and cymbals banging in distance ]

  • Fran-- Frannie?!

  • Francie?

  • [ Drum set and cymbals banging in distance ]

  • Hold on one sec.

  • So, thank you for sending these hashtags in.

  • Let's look at some of our favorite examples.

  • First one is from @maribeth1959.

  • She said, "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...

  • I started labeling my pajamas 9 a.m. PJs and 9 p.m. PJs."

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Thank you, Mari Beth.

  • This one's from @Ashley87101540.

  • Very easy to remember. -[ Laughs ]

  • -"#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...

  • I got so bored, I put the Christmas tree back up."

  • [ Laughs ]

  • We should do that maybe.

  • This one's from at @dhygiene21.

  • It said, "When I arranged my daughter's stuffed animals

  • in order of who I would like to be friends with first."

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Do you have any favorites? -Mm-hmm.

  • -You have a couple of favorites stuffies, right?

  • -Yeah, sure. -What's the octopus?

  • -Oh. Otis. -Yeah. Otis. That's it.

  • This is from @MichaelDWhennen.

  • He said, #IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...

  • after the first week of home schooling --

  • one kid suspended, one expelled,

  • and one teacher fired for drinking on the job."

  • [ Laughs ]

  • This one's from @Massara03076701.

  • "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen... I spent an hour learning

  • how to make shadow puppets twerk."

  • [ Laughs ]

  • That's...

  • This one's from @MarySivils. #IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...

  • I started to braid cooked pasta."

  • Ooh, I might do that later. That's a good idea.

  • This one's from @DaSkrambledEgg.

  • Said, "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...

  • I was trying to figure out which trash-bag scent I liked better."

  • Well, yeah. That's... [ Laughs ]

  • That's cabin fever there. Yeah, yeah.

  • This one's from @abbey-rhoade.

  • It's spelled "rhoade" like that.

  • "I was checking on math homework and asked my daughter

  • how she only got 3 out of 25 right.

  • 'Mom, that's the date."

  • [ Laughs ] Oops.

  • This one's from @toriloomis9.

  • "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen... I started a bar crawl

  • by putting beers in every room of the house."

  • Yeah, that's pretty creative right there.

  • This one's from @jgoldddd.

  • "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen... I started cleaning my broom."

  • [ Laughs ]

  • That's so Danny Tanner.

  • Uh, this is from @steven-cracker.

  • "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...

  • I started counting my dog's 'breaths per blink.'"

  • Wow. That really is.

  • And our final one here is from Stephen P.

  • "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...

  • I finished Netflix."

  • That's it, everybody. That's our Hashtags.

  • Thank you so much.

  • When we come back, more of "Tonight Show at Home,"

  • and we'll be talking with Alec Baldwin.

  • Come on back.

  • ♪♪

  • -Ha! -Oh, my God.

  • [ Laughter ] Oh, my God.

  • Let's do a dueling diabolical comic book villain laugh.

  • I'll go first. Ready? [ Laughs evilly ]

  • -[ Laughs evilly ]

  • -Wait a second. Carmen, you go.

  • -Okay. -So, it's, like this.

  • -Do it. Ready? -More important,

  • I feel something in my pocket. -What is it?

  • -What is it?

  • -[ Screaming ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -That tells you everything that's going on here.

  • Wait, say hello.

  • -Hi. -Hi, Hilaria. Hi, Carmen.

  • I miss you.

  • So you scared me with that spider.

  • -He had his plans. -You got me so good.

  • You scared me.

  • How you doing, buddy? You look great.

  • -She comes ready with all her props.

  • Well, we are here as I know you are.

  • And it's going great, Jimmy. It's going great.

  • I mean, what can be better than this, you know?

  • Cooking every night,

  • we're cleaning the kitchen. We're doing laundry.

  • We're watching the kids.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -Put them to bed at night.

  • And just being with the kids all day.

  • Every minute of every day.

  • -All day long, yeah. -We're not working.

  • I don't have a job. Nothing is going on.

  • But the birds are singing.

  • -Yeah. -And the kids are just great.

  • It's just great.

  • -Oh, my -- He's cracking.

  • He's cracking.

  • -We are having a good time because we have really,

  • you know, weather permitting and everything as you know

  • out here is weather permitting.

  • 'Cause the few things there are to do out here,

  • there's not much.

  • They're closed. -Yeah.

  • -Everything's closed. So we are going out,

  • weather permitting, beach walks and this and that,

  • and just keeping busy, and keeping moving.

  • A lot of reading and a lot of,

  • you know, school work for them is coming up.

  • They're going to start home schooling on Wednesday.

  • -Yeah, I mean, how many Zoom meetings

  • have you been in since the quarantine?

  • -I've had a couple. I've had a couple.

  • I said to my friend, I said,

  • "We missed the boat on that Zoom stock."

  • -I never heard of that two weeks ago.

  • -My wife is -- Are you working from here?

  • What are you doing? Are you working?

  • -I am working from -- well, we're trying.

  • We're all trying to change everything and figure

  • out this new way of work.

  • -Are you Zooming, too? -I'm Zooming.

  • -Excuse me. Where's Winnie?

  • -Winnie is not here.

  • Winnie is not here right now.

  • Both of the kids have -- -I'm out now. Bye.

  • -I locked them in the basement.

  • And I told them it's an escape room.

  • [ Laughter ] -What about you?

  • How you doing? -I'm doing great.

  • I mean, Nancy is directing this show.

  • And so she has to listen to all my jokes all night.

  • I might have gotten one laugh from Nancy.

  • -Yeah. We know that's why we love Nancy

  • 'cause she got the Jimmy vaccine a long time ago.

  • She's immune. You know what I mean?

  • She just doesn't -- She doesn't --

  • -We think you guys are funny. We think you guys are funny.

  • It's just we have learned to laugh on the inside.

  • -[ Laughs ] -All the time, we just see it.

  • -That's what it is?

  • -We're constantly thinking that you're --

  • It's amusing. It's amusing.

  • -Oh, are you watching any movies or anything?

  • -Yeah, you know, I started watching --

  • What did I watch?

  • I watched -- -We were watching "The Crown."

  • -I had watched "The Crown" awhile ago.

  • Went crazy for "The Crown."

  • Binged all three seasons of "The Crown."

  • And there's just -- from the design level --

  • like in the movies and in TV you rarely see things

  • that are that beautiful, the sets and everything else.

  • And what's the other thing I just finished watching?

  • What was I watching just the other one?

  • -I don't know. I'm always sleeping.

  • -The one where Jason Bateman --

  • Not "Ozark," but the one he produced.

  • -Oh, yeah, the Stephen King one, HBO.

  • -Yes, yes, yes. "The Outsider."

  • -"Outsider." -So I watched "The Outsider."

  • -But how great is Bateman? -Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God. It was so disturbing.

  • Yeah, so disturbing.

  • -Well, I only saw the first one.

  • He was fantastic.

  • I got to see more of it. -I love "Ozark."

  • I can't wait for that to come back.

  • I'm waiting for Hader's show to come back.

  • -Oh, yeah, you got to watch that.

  • -Dying for "Barry" to come back.

  • I mean, there's shows I've watched not a lot.

  • -Have you seen "Curb" this year?

  • -I watched a little bit of that, yeah.

  • I watched a little bit of that, yeah.

  • -The first episode is --

  • might be the most brilliant thing he's ever done.

  • -Is it really? -Oh, you go to --

  • -I just saw one where he -- where he's --

  • is that the one where he's arguing with Mocha Joe

  • about the wobbly table?

  • -Yeah, yeah, I think so.

  • Where Jeff looks like Harvey Weinstein.

  • -Yes. Poor Jeff.

  • Poor Jeff.

  • I saw -- I watched "Curb Your Enthusiasm,"

  • but I said what's Harvey Weinstein

  • doing on the show?

  • He's supposed to be in jail with coronavirus.

  • -Oh, my gosh.

  • -I feel something else in my pocket.

  • -Alright.

  • -That can conjure up whatever I --

  • -Okay.

  • -A famous deck of cards. -Oh, my God.

  • -We've been playing a lot of cards.

  • -We've been playing a lot of cards, Jimmy.

  • -Very into War.

  • -Carmen, there's lot of things in your pocket.

  • This is fantastic.

  • -Yeah, it's like Mary Poppins --

  • you know what I mean? She's, like, got all the stuff.

  • -Everything in the pocket comes out.

  • -Yeah, the laugh is coming out, yeah.

  • She got a rhino in there.

  • What else you got? She play the playing cards.

  • -It even has cards inside.

  • -Yeah. -Hey, fantastic.

  • You know what we have been doing --

  • -We have a deck of cards. -"Chutes and Ladders."

  • Are you playing that a lot?

  • -We've been playing "Memory." -"Candyland."

  • And "Candyland." -We're playing "Candyland."

  • -Oh, "Candyland," too, same thing.

  • -Yeah, come on, Jimmy. Come on, man.

  • I mean, get with it. -Here's what I started doing.

  • I started playing the game backwards.

  • So, like, "Candyland" starts at the end.

  • And you've got to make it all the way to the beginning.

  • "Chutes and Ladders," I'm playing "Ladders and Chutes."

  • So, now the chutes are fun.

  • Now you want to get on a slide.

  • 'Cause you want to make your way --

  • I mean, we're running out of ideas.

  • -And I am prediabetic, so I want to go backwards on "Candyland."

  • -[ Laughs ] -Go back. Less candy.

  • Now, who is the person you have spoken to in this tableau here

  • who you think is the most, like,

  • at their wits end and they're cracking up?

  • Who is going over the deep end?

  • -Oh, gosh, you mean besides me?

  • I mean, everyone is kind of been dealing okay.

  • I mean, I'm talking to Tina tomorrow.

  • So we'll see what she's doing.

  • She's going to be -- -I can't imagine.

  • -Yeah, she's going to be -- She told me she's doing

  • a lot of Zooming with Amy's kids

  • and Maya's kids and Dratch's kids.

  • And they're doing, like, improv and stuff.

  • So I want to talk to her about that stuff.

  • -They're writing scripts.

  • -I can feel, like, you know, when you do go for --

  • I walk the dog and stuff like that.

  • And you can feel, like, people are just, you know,

  • taking this very seriously, which is good.

  • But it's, like, it's -- I think this is day 14

  • that I have been quarantined.

  • How about you? How long have you been?

  • -Today is 14. Today is two weeks.

  • We came out Thursday the -- whatever that was.

  • -Yeah, that's what I did, too. -Thursday the whatever.

  • That's what it feels like now.

  • -Yeah, I don't even know what day it is now.

  • -Yeah, the 12th.

  • 14 days ago today.

  • Yeah, you know that Tina is going to come out

  • the other end of the quarantine with,

  • like, another hit Broadway musical idea.

  • Like, everyone's --

  • -I was talking to Lin-Manuel and I go --

  • He goes, "Everyone keeps saying to me like,

  • 'Dude, you have so much time to write.

  • You have so much time to write.'"

  • He goes, "No, I don't.

  • I'm actually teaching math to my kids now.

  • I'm like a tutor. Like, I'm not a teacher.

  • I don't know what I'm doing. Like, my day is packed."

  • -I've had some good laughs on the show.

  • They show these things online, like, the pictures, like,

  • "family under normal circumstances."

  • They were all on the couch, watching iPad.

  • It says "family during the quarantine."

  • They're all at the park flying kites and riding --

  • -That's crazy, right? It's like --

  • -My niece had my favorite one of all.

  • She writes, "January 1, 2020, is going to be my year."

  • And then she writes, "March 16th, wiping my butt

  • with a coffee filter." -[ Laughs ]

  • Boy, do things change.

  • Boy, does life change quickly, huh?

  • -Yeah, exactly.

  • -Well, I know you're a Long Island boy.

  • And we always talk about Long Island when you're out here.

  • But your charity that you're going to work with that

  • I think is great, is easthamptonfoodpantry.org.

  • -Is that more of Nancy's chyron?

  • -Nancy's not drawing. That's the kids.

  • -Nancy's doing the graphics too.

  • Winnie's doing the graphics. Graphics by Winnie.

  • -Yeah, Winnie did this one.

  • Yeah. Easthamptonfoodpantry.org.

  • You're always doing stuff locally.

  • Why East Hampton Food Pantry?

  • -Well, you know, as you well know when you're out here

  • that lot of people --

  • Wait, we have another contestant here.

  • Say hi to Jimmy Fallon.

  • -Oh, my gosh, you're getting big, my friend.

  • You are big, buddy.

  • How old are you? -There he is.

  • My God, look at him.

  • -He's a stud. He's a stud.

  • -...of this household, let me tell you.

  • You and I both know

  • that you throw the word "Hampton" in there.

  • -Wait, tell them the pool. -Okay, hold on.

  • Raf wants to take you on a tour of the house.

  • Anyway, you know you that when throw the word "Hampton"

  • out there, people think it's a lot of well-to-do people.

  • It's a very kind of privileged, seasonal community.

  • But out here year-round, it's a working-class community.

  • And I've tried very hard over the years to do things

  • for the year-round community with the libraries.

  • I don't want to get into a long list of that.

  • But the food issue is hitting the wall here.

  • They've got more and more applicants that are going there

  • for donations from the food pantry.

  • So we thought -- and thank you to you,

  • and I mean that sincerely,

  • and thank you to Nancy who was very kind in facilitating this,

  • we wanted to do something for the local charities.

  • 'Cause, I mean, I've got so many charities that we work with that

  • are going to hit the wall in the next, you know, couple months.

  • So we thought one thing we don't want to do

  • is forget the local people.

  • And also there's another charity I want to set up

  • which is what happens to your neck

  • when your son jumps on you like this.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -Specific neck pain.

  • And I want to set up a GoFundMe for that.

  • You want to show the spider to him?

  • -No! Don't scare me! I'm scared of spiders!

  • -Get Jimmy.

  • Oh, you're going to put it on my face?

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay. -It's fun.

  • It's long days, isn't it, Alec?

  • -Jimmy, you don't know the half of it, baby.

  • You got two. You got two girls.

  • With girls, you hand them a certain

  • kind of laundry list of items

  • and they could go at it for, like, hours.

  • You know what I mean? -Yeah, of course.

  • -But my sons -- my sons, you know, every 30 minutes

  • they just have an impulse to smash somebody with something.

  • -This is me and my dad.

  • -That's a nice picture. Let me see that.

  • -I'm going to cry

  • 'cause that picture was taken on the streets of New York

  • in front of my favorite coffee shop

  • that I haven't been to in a month.

  • -Oh, gosh. -Two weeks.

  • -Two weeks. -Okay, two weeks.

  • It feels like forever. But you doing okay, buddy?

  • You doing okay? -Everything is fantastic.

  • I can't complain at all.

  • -We're going to make it. We're going to make it.

  • We're going to make it. We're going to make it.

  • -Thanks to people like you.

  • -I bet you're going to go back to the studio

  • 'cause you're meant to spend the next 30 years of your life

  • getting introduced by Steve Higgins every night.

  • -[ Laughs ] -You and Higgins,

  • it can never end. It can never end.

  • -It can never end. I love hearing your voice.

  • I love seeing your face.

  • I love seeing your face.

  • Thank you for doing this. -I love you.

  • I love your wife. Tell her thank you.

  • And thank you so much, my friend.

  • -Bye, buddy. -Hopefully we'll see you soon.

  • Ciao. Bye. -Thank you.

  • Love you, bud. -You too.

  • ♪♪

  • -Hey, guys, welcome back to "Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

  • I hope you're having fun.

  • We all need a little fun right now.

  • And I asked these two fun men that I know to do something fun.

  • And they did. They sent a video in.

  • They call themselves Two Fun Men.

  • And here they are. Please enjoy Two Fun Men.

  • ♪ It's quarantine time for everyone ♪

  • ♪ You can't leave your home, but you can still have fun ♪

  • ♪ You can give your dog a pair of shades ♪

  • ♪ Or make a beard and mustache using Band-Aids ♪

  • -♪ You can play guitar, but using a broom ♪

  • ♪ Or use a guitar to sweep your room ♪

  • -♪ Play basketball with your trash and your toothpaste ♪

  • ♪ See if you can fit inside your suitcase ♪

  • -♪ You can put an onion in the bath ♪

  • ♪ Or hold one near a photo of Mark McGrath ♪

  • ♪ You can draw a really bad picture of a carrot ♪

  • -♪ If you own a bike helmet, you can wear it ♪

  • -♪ Make a scary ghost with just one Kleenex ♪

  • -♪ Glue an old lady onto one of your V-necks ♪

  • ♪ Put a pair of socks on, go for a slide ♪

  • -♪ Put a banana on a Roomba and give it a ride ♪

  • ♪ Room-ba-na-na, Room-ba-na-na ♪

  • ♪ 2, 2, 3 ♪

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ 1, 2, 3, and a 4 ♪

  • ♪ I taped a raisin to my door ♪

  • ♪ 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪

  • -♪ We're Two Fun Men and we like to quarantine ♪

  • -Guys, 5 Seconds of Summer, one of my favorite groups --

  • I love those guys.

  • They're always fun when they come on the show.

  • Wanted to do an intimate performance

  • from their home tonight.

  • Luke Hemmings is going to sing "Old Me"

  • from their new album "Calm," which is out tomorrow.

  • Which might even be tonight. It might be available now.

  • Anyways, enjoy.

  • -Hey, Jimmy.

  • It's Luke from 5 Seconds of Summer.

  • Obviously, we can't be in your beautiful studio,

  • but we're doing the best we can at home right now.

  • I hope everyone is staying safe out there.

  • Our new album, "Calm," came out tonight,

  • and this is a song off it called "Old Me."

  • I'm going to play a little bit of, it if that's okay.

  • So...

  • -Please welcome tonight's musical guest,

  • 5 Seconds of Summer, ladies and gentlemen.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you, Jimmy.

  • ♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪

  • ♪ Glad you didn't listen when the world

  • was trying to slow me ♪

  • ♪ No one could control me, left my lovers lonely ♪

  • ♪ Had to...it up before I really got to know ♪

  • ♪ Never a night alone ♪

  • ♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪

  • ♪ Woke up in the morning wearing someone else's clothes ♪

  • ♪ Pictures in my phone ♪

  • ♪ With people I don't know ♪

  • ♪ Woke up in the morning, how the hell'd I make it home? ♪

  • ♪ And they wondered how long I could keep it up ♪

  • ♪ While I wondered if I'd ever, if I'd ever get enough ♪

  • ♪ And I did some...I never should have done ♪

  • ♪ I would do it over now ♪

  • ♪ I'd do it over ♪

  • ♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪

  • ♪ Glad you didn't listen when the world

  • was trying to slow me ♪

  • ♪ No one could control me, left my lovers lonely ♪

  • ♪ Had to...it up before I really got to know ♪

  • ♪ Hey, hey ♪

  • ♪ All the mistakes I made, I made, I made, I made ♪

  • ♪ Whatever the price I paid, I paid, I paid, I paid ♪

  • ♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪

  • ♪ Had to...it up before I let you get to know me ♪

  • ♪ Another round, here we go ♪

  • ♪ Going in blow for blow ♪

  • ♪ Look into the mirror, take the punches that I throw ♪

  • ♪ I'm constantly reminded ♪

  • ♪ Of all the compromises ♪

  • ♪ By the people from my past who have a hard time letting go ♪

  • ♪ And they wondered how long I could keep it up ♪

  • ♪ While I wondered if I'd ever, if I'd ever get enough ♪

  • ♪ And I did some...I never should have done ♪

  • ♪ I would do it over now ♪

  • ♪ I'd do it over ♪

  • ♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪

  • ♪ Glad you didn't listen when the world

  • was trying to slow me ♪

  • ♪ No one could control me, left my lovers lonely ♪

  • ♪ Had to...it up before I really got to know me ♪

  • ♪ Hey, hey ♪

  • ♪ All the mistakes I made, I made, I made, I made ♪

  • ♪ Whatever the price I paid, I paid, I paid, I paid ♪

  • ♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪

  • ♪ Had to...it up before I let you get to know me ♪

  • ♪ Hey, hey ♪

  • Have a good night. Thanks, Jimmy. Bye.

  • ♪♪

  • -What do you press to go shoot?

  • How do you press to shoot? Oh.

  • -Thank you guys so much for watching.

  • I want to thank Alec Baldwin.

  • Please donate to easthamptonfoodpantry.org.

  • And, uh... [ Piano plays ]

  • That's your good-night music.

  • And please donate, donate, donate.

  • And it's really important. And thank you so much.

  • We have an all-new show tomorrow.

  • Check us out and wash your hands.

  • Don't touch your face. Be safe, everybody.

  • Franny, want to come down the slide?

  • -Yeah.

  • -Hold on. Here we go. One, two -- Goodbye, everybody!

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -Now can we play video games?

-No, you hang up.

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