It is 2015 and I'm playing.

I am fish.

Let's begin.

Swim towards the light.

I can do this.

I can manage a look and doing it.

All right.

So cute.

Sexual adorable.

Oh, God, That control are so weird so far.

I love this game.

Okay, I did it.

Okay, I'm in a glass bowl.

Nice.

Oh, wow.

So I swims in the water still.

Oh, gosh, That's a lot harder than I thought.

Oh, no.

Where am I am so bad at game Stared.

I'm doing it somehow.

Imagine we magically.

Yeah, That's the word.

I'm pulling through.

Nice.

It's so annoying.

Oh, no, I'm bad.

Epic.

How long?

Ah, that's so sad.

I'm crying.

This fish is cried.

Tears stop.

No more fish.

Sleep, sleep.

Say it with me.

Sleep, Sleep I What are you planning to do this holiday?

That's right.

Sleep sleep.

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Unforced.

Okay, let's try that again.

I can definitely do this.

Oh, my God.

He changed direction.

Are you kidding me?

That is so dumb.

Die already.

Cheese says All right.

Let's see that again.

this fish game makes no sense, and it makes me angry already.

I did it.

I'm probably the greatest gamer there's ever been.

Thank you.

All right, here we go.

How much support to control that?

Okay, I made it.

Making game.

Okay.

So what, They're that controls game developer?

Yes.

So, like what?

Buns.

Do it.

Yes.

All right.

We're heading out.

I think maybe hopefully I did it.

No one's ever done.

Should I do it?

Oh, God.

Okay, please.

Some full down.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I have managed to pull through.

Thank you.

All right.

I hit a chick point.

Where do I go for me?

Air.

Wait, What is that?

Definitely here.

Okay, I can hear the waves.

There's hope says take it easy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

What?

Oh, oh, Just die.

Okay.

Is this one of the game?

Starts getting hard.

Fine.

Oh, God.

How How am I supposed to hit that?

Okay, I hit it.

I mailed Oh, God.

Now what?

You stay gay.

You deserve to.

Then just die.

My God.

Look, he's happy.

He's fine.

He's fine.

He was fine.

Oh, God.

Ay, ay, ay, Stop, Stop!

All right, easy.

Easy does it.

Easy does it swim back?

Swim!

Beck!

Hit the chair.

I did it.

How?

I hit the share.

So I think this is an early version of the game.

Which is why it's so good.

Yes, I did it.

I did it!

I did the thing.

I did the thing.

I did it swim back.

Okay, I did it.

I did it!

I did it!

I did it!

I'm good.

I'm good at games.

Look, gamers, Look, Are you kidding me?

Go.

Don't.

I hit the checkpoint.

I had it.

I don't know how.

I don't know.

The bowl is cracked.

I don't know where to go.

Here.

Walk.

It's not hard.

Walk, Stinky fish.

Oh, God.

Don't, Uh There we go.

Nailed it.

Oh, no.

Oh, I think I think Oh, my God.

I hit it perfectly.

Look at that, Bennett.

Nice.

Oh, God.

Oh, Mattresses!

Yeah.

All right.

Let's make sure we get the check point.

Cruel, not want.

Uh oh.

I see a mattress.

I see it.

You just hit it here.

There's plenty of Metro's Is who placed them there.

Oh, okay.

Okay, I did Nice.

Now I just gotta make it to the ocean.

Full speed ahead.

This is so sad.

Wait, I'm right there.

I could make it.

No, this is so sad.

Fish didn't make it.

Just gotta go fast.

Fast through.

So I'm through fast.

Oh, God.

Oh, God!

Oh, I can get the sewers.

Perfect.

And I made it.

I made it in.

I made it best.

Bush!

All right, slow.

We're doing it slow.

God damn it!

These people heard of traffic loss.

Jesus Christ.

All right, Nice 2nd 1 Let the 2nd 1 Is it just random?

I Good speed.

Good moment.

You can do it.

I can do it.

I can do.

I can do it.

I could still do it.

Why's there a crosswalk here?

This says a lot about our society.

This is a lot about how society doesn't care about disabled people.

Right?

This is so fucking lame.

Stop!

Just either stop or go.

I don't care which one.

I'm just gonna go for it.

Oh, okay.

No way.

You did not have to drive there.

All right.

Goodspeed!

Goodspeed!

Goodspeed!

Go, Go, go, go, go!

Super speed!

Oh!

Ah, yes.

OK.

Did it nailed it?

Just hit the water.

What happens when I hit the water.

What?

That Bush.

How How you saw that.

Cool.

All right, so I guess I gotta deal with the bowl.

God.

Stupid stink of stink.

All right, just go.

I'm so sick of this.

Just go, Speed.

This part sucks.

Come on, Speed.

Speed!

Speed!

Stop!

Speed!

Speed!

Speed!

Stop!

Stop!

Yes!

Yes!

Using.

All right.

All right.

Now we just gotta score.

Let's up.

The glass bottle doesn't randomly come bust.

Oh, God.

Slope know it's a lot harder to control than it looks.

Okay, Just so we're clear.

Freed them.

I like this a random platform, but I'm still stuck in the glass.

It isn't.

All right, Sure.

Next level.

Let's do it.

All right, all right, all right.

I'm just a fish.

My owner forgot about to me.

I must escape.

They set that up.

Those fuckers.

Come on.

Okay, I guess we got through the hard rap.

Fine.

Sorry.

TV.

Sorry.

Limp.

No lamp, lamp lamp.

But maybe I do it.

No.

God, that music makes me want to kill myself.

The lamb.

Okay.

Cool.

Did it.

Oh, yeah, it's you.

It's you or me, Lamp.

I don't care what it takes.

Really?

Oh, my God.

You're so annoying.

Stop fighting.

You will not win.

He will not win this fight.

That's right.

Lamp each.

Hope you die.

Lamp.

No!

Hit it.

Hit it.

Yeah, that's right.

Lamb.

Yeah.

Is that a propane tank?

Oh, okay.

All right.

We gotta hit the ladder.

God, at the latter.

Brunt.

Latter fish be like, That's funny.

Okay, here we go ago.

Nailed it, dude, He's fine.

Look at him.

Hello, Recep.

I'm front, Actually, I'm friend.

I could clip there in Phoenix.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

This is so sad.

I gotta hit it hard from the sign.

Nice.

Nice.

The checkpoint?

Yeah.

Ah, Trouble in tripling?

Um Dang, My last word.

Epstein.

Not right.

All right, we go this way.

What did I just pick up?