I hate it.

I really D'oh!

Ah!

I'm going away for five days and I need to work in advance.

Reddit videos are really fun.

Let me just let me do it.

Thanks.

I hate the Chinese government's freaks.

The Chinese government.

Thanks.

I hate the Chinese government.

Me too.

What a coincidence.

Chinese government distract incoming question.

Mark, if this video gets one billion thumbs up, I will drop the fattest distract on the Chinese government.

I don't even remember tweeting this.

I think we're not drinking.

Oh, no.

Pew News savers.

I'm sorry.

Gloria Borger isn't here anymore.

Oh, God.

China's like that one person on Twitter that just can't take criticism and just blocks every Oh, it's too accurate.

One day this will all be yours.

It was much nicer before nuclear fallout, but they're still our kingdom.

Yes, Papa.

Thanks.

I hate Wait.

Some men can be pregnant in nuclear fallout.

I see this as an absolute win.

Thanks.

I like it.

Oh, God.

What is that?

Oh, God.

Thanks.

I hate Halloween.

Turnips?

You know, Halloween.

Jack O lanterns were originally made out of turnips.

Me?

I wonder what that look odd yet?

E I want to do that.

Whoa!

So they made him out of those.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

It's awful.

Thanks.

I hate it.

Warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointing.

Oh, my God, That is so true.

I never thought of that.

Why would you say something so controversial?

Yet so brave.

Thanks.

Just thinks, Does it bother people that I'm not standing up anymore?

I wonder if that's the thing.

It just it does fit.

I'm 30 now, guys.

I can't.

I don't have legs.

What can I say?

I miss when Peter Pie would stand up in videos.

How about this?

I'll sit on my leg.

I mean, my Penis.

Thanks.

I hate minions even more.

Now the minions wear goggles because their eyes are outside of their skulls.

Does that mean I could suck on a minion?

Eyeball?

Thanks.

I see this.

I was absolute win.

Thanks.

I hate sonic hedgehog.

Penis is like a belly button.

Also, that's what it is.

I have a head shot and I always wonder what that belly button thing.

Oh, Oh, God.

000!

Girls on instagram pee like Thanks.

Part Baker's Chinese videos be like but that guy's awesome, But check out this face filled their attitude.

So what's the deal with the flame on your tail It gave you to my health?

The bigger the flame, the healthier I am.

Oh, I have something like that.

Watch girdle Use water gun.

See that?

Oh, blood That isn't good.

Doorbell, noodle.

Yeah, Yeah!

Oh, sir.

Tell me, how did this fear of doorbells start?

Well, it started with my pinky finger.

Oh, God.

Okay, but why did they figure have to go in like that?

I don't know.

Right?

And I I get it.

I kind of want to suck it.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gay.

As CM Coachman explains throughout old yesterday, we really can ever know how much fat and other soft tissues contributed to overall shape of diner source.

Since that's the first thing to rot and shrivel, So fat dinosaurs could be a reality.

That's awesome.

Has ever been offense Animal in the wild like a really grotesque animal?

What?

Animals are fat?

Oh, bra birth!

There it is.

There it is.

The monkey The monkey Everyone smashed, like for love Monkey 10,000 likes and I'll make a love monkey montage.

Thanks.

I hate accidental hell.

Bounds messes up in Latin class.

The demon?

I just said the demon version of them a regular dog.

There it is.

Before and after.

Thanks.

I hate the early 2000 0 my God.

I remember these 2000 were a lawless wasteland.

Easy, squirt.

Funky purple.

Ah, yeah, man, I did not have the purple one.

Which one?

That I have Easy score.

I just have easy squirt because of all the game or girls.

Yeah.

The two thousands were a loveless Landis.

Oh, my God, That's disgusting.

What would you put so much?

The green one.

I had the green one.

God, What was wrong with us?

What was wrong with our society?

What was wrong with society on the green one?

God, I still have nightmares.

When I was a kid, I remember they had died food for Halloween.

They made the potato mash green.

Everyone ate it except me.

Joke's on them because they all died.

I take no chances.

No one explained what food coloring was.

And I didn't seeing food.

A different color.

And no one explained what fooled hollering.

It's okay.

I'm not gonna trust some random kindergarden thought.

I'm not I'm not gonna trust up.

It's green.

We just died It What has died?

Explain yourself.

Her stinky hair was on fire.

Was us?

Well, it was epic.

It was the best day of my life.

I remember seeing her back back up through the candle.

There was a live candle in the kindergarten.

And the teacher was she was backing up slowly to this candle.

Why?

She was demonstrating something.

I remember seeing it happen unveiling.

And it was It was too much.

Why do I always go off on pageants?

I'm sorry.

Pro tip.

Instead of fake Halloween decorations, use front facing M R I images instead.

Oh, my God!

I hate it!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, no!

Ah, it's my sleeper.

All this is Steve had God.

I've seen it before.

Oh, no.

Is Reese embers?