-[Cake]: No, Tom! You can't eat me! -What if I gave you a hat?

[Cake] If you eat me, I will die!

Second question: Why are you a cake?!

[cake] I...insulted a wizard.

-They do have funny hats. -That's what I said!

So...we gonna help me?

-Yeah. Now how do I... -PUT ME DOWN!!

Sorry! Sorry - accident. I didn't... you look really good.

Wait! Maybe science has the answer?

If my calculations are correct, the only thing that can reverse wizard magic

Is a high dosage of potassium and sodium chloride, commonly found in...

...Stomach Acids. Oh, my goodness, Ben...

GET IN MY MOUTH.

Stop trying to eat me!

-Hey. That's a cake. Can I have a slice? -Fine...

[Cake] KATHRYN, DON'T! IT'S ME!

-Oh. Ben's a cake! -Yep.

Did you insult a wizard again?

Ye-e-es...

-And he won't let me eat him! -What?! Did you offer him a hat?

-Yes! -Weird...

Guys! I really want to stop being a cake!

Hey. What if the Wizard sent you on a spirit quest?

Mmm! Maybe you need to learn a life lesson?

-Okay, like what? -Well, you're not very generous.

Yeah! You know a generous friend would let me HAVE SOME CAKE.

-The cake IS your friend! -You're a liar!

Hold on! I've got it!

Perfect!

Yeah, you just put googly eyes on me.

Well you look more like you used to.

Oh, Ben! You're back!

No! Still a cake!

[Cake]: Anymore bright ideas?

Now I'm on fire! And still a cake...

Okay, okay. I've got this.

-Now I just have a hat on!

You look good, though!

-I feel good! -Good enough to eat?

NO!!!

Look, do you guys actually know how to turn me back into a human?!

[Both] No...

Is that what we were doing?

Great. I'll just keep on being a cake...

Yes! It is me! [cough] damn it...]

Yes! It is me! The Wizard who turned your friend into a cake!

And if you EVER want to see him again...

you must answer me these riddles three!

Number On-- ...shit it.

I'm back!

Oh, hey Ben!

Hey, man! (Where did the cake go?)

How did you know that punching a Wizard would bring me back?

What? No! I just really hate wizards!

He did have a funny hat...

Yeah, that's what I said!

Ha! High five! Eurgh...

WHERE'S MY ARM!?

I had, like, one slice!

AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

[Ben] Tom? Where's my penis?

-Okay, I had, like, two slices! -[Ben] YOU [censored]

There's a dick in me...