Good evening Mr. Nick.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say somebody's dressed for a date.

Perhaps with a girl I like to call

Maria.

Can't a guy get dressed up for his evening snack?

Oh please. I can smell your body spray from here.

What is that?

The Babe Magnet?

For your information, it's called Growl.

I think you're the one trying to ask Maria out on a date.

Pizza coupons.

Care to explain these?

Certainly.

You present those when you pay for your pizza, and you get a discount.

It's actually really cool.

I know what they are.

Hey guys.

What's behind your back?

Flowers.

I'm trying to attract bees.

But you're allergic to bees.

Yes, true but if you don't want to give me more time to come up with a better excuse then I'm going to go with that one.

Looks to me like we're all trying to sneak date Maria.

What happened to Amendment Three, Subparagraph A, Line Six?

We never not obeyed the JONAS law before.

We're lawless.

We're outlaws.

Maybe we should all ask her out.

May the best man impress her.

The best.

Absolutely.

You're right.

Well I'm going to run to the door now.

Yeah, me too. I think that's a good idea.

Stella!

Hi.

You're a girl.

Uhhh, last time I checked.

How do I impress one?

Just existing pretty much does it.

Wait.

Why do you need advice on how to impress a girl?

I'm going up against two real players,

and I need every advantage I can get.

Ok.

Well.

I always find it impressive if a guy cooks for me.

Cooking.

Excellent.

What do they usually cook for you?

Well it's never actually happened,

but I think if it did, I'd be impressed.

Ok.

Does cereal count?

The thought counts.

I'd eat the cereal.

Sorry.

Yeah, that was awesome. Thank you very much.

Stella.

I need some advice.

I'm trying to get close to a girl.

A specific girl.

Oh.

The problem is there are these two other

mac daddies who are also trying to get close to this girl.

Wait a minute.

My Stella senses are tingling.

Would these two mac daddies happen to be Kevin and Joe?

Mac dangit. You're good.

Emergency JONAS meeting in 3, 2, 1.

What is this I hear about some girl you're going to ask out?

Who told you that?

Uhhh, Mac and Daddy.

So who is she?

You don't know her.

Is she pretty?

No, she's hideous. Why else would I ask her out?

Come on. Just tell me who she is.

Owww.

Why? Are you jealous?

No. Of course not.

Is it that new girl in Home Ec.?

Is it Macy on the archery squad?

Wait a minute.

It's that pizza girl. Isn't it?

Are Mac and Daddy still in trouble or can we please go now?

No no no no.

Have a seat.

Let me fill you guys in on a little female 411.

One guy likes a girl. Cool.

Two guys like a girl. Even better.

Three guys like a girl. Jackpot.

But when all three of those guys happen to be brothers,

well she just bought herself a ticket on the crazy train.

What are we suppose to do?

We all three like her.

Well all three of you better unlike her.

We talked about it. We can handle it.

Wait. You guys think you can handle going after the same girl?

Remember when the three of you fought over the same teddy bear you had when you were kids?

Mr. Bumble's mine!

I got it first.

I'm the oldest.

Mr. Bumble likes me better.

Yeah, that was one of the few times we really got mad at each other.

Yeah, and it tore you apart for a month,

and this isn't a teddy bear. This is a pizza girl.

A real girl

with real arms.

Guys, she's right.

We can't go there again.

Good.

I'm glad you've come to your senses.

Come on Macy.

I like pizza too.

A lot.

Ok.

We cannot all go out with Maria at the same time.

We'll end up fighting.

I wish she could just come over and hang out and she could decide whom she likes best.

You're such a dreamer Kevin.

How about we ask her to come over

hang out and decide who she likes best?

Nick, you're a genius.

I know.

Hey.