Today you'll be taking a lie detector test.

So dramatic is pretty dramatic.

Dramatic because you guys, one of you will be hooked up to the machine and the other will conduct the interview and then you'll switch.

So who wants to go first?

I'll go.

I love Jesus.

You.

This was a terrible idea.

It's nice to know a computer from 1984.

Okay.

Hi.

Set.

Please don't ask me if I've seen that thing.

Is your name set?

Rogan.

It is beginning real time results.

Have you ever smoked?

Are you nervous?

Are you?

You're Canadian?

Correct?

I I am a dual citizen.

Is it true that Canadians are nicer than Americans?

I think they are.

Who do you?

Is it the nicer Canadian?

Yeah.

Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?

Um, I'm gonna save Ryan Reynolds.

And I said, because I've never met Ryan Gosling.

Is that true?

It is true.

That's true.

You may be nervous.

I have or not.

I have that right, Reynolds.

And he's delightful.

He's a lot nicer than a guy that handsome needs to be.

He's as nice a short It's a running joke.

Jeez, and Canadians are more attractive than Americans.

That is not as a rule, think Canadian politicians are more attractive than American politicians.

Yes, it's hard to read.

Are you upset that this Canadian I never asked you to be on his show?

She I mean, I hosted his show, but I'm not Florence.

I'm not upset that I have.

I have said I haven't been a cast member on this hill, though, that I would not do good at that.

But he is a lovely.

He's been very nice to be learned.

There's not a lot of Canadian Jews, so you stick together when you meet one.

Okay, focus.

Right is, uh, Canadian Bacon.

Better than American begins.

No, maybe turn in my own country.

Canadian Bacon is weird.

It's have I'll just come clean.

It's half that.

It's what you know is ab.

It's ham in a pan.

It's pan.

Have.

It's like British bacon.

That floppy.

It's a floppy disk.

You are baking to be crispy.

And I'm sorry.

Whoa.

You grew up doing karate in Canada.

Yes, I did, yes.

Did you think karate was cool?

I did the ground.

He was cool.

The karate kid was one of my favorite movies.

Were you more of a Danny liver?

So we're Johnny Lawrence type fighter.

You know, I got into crop because I like Danny Lo Russo.

But as I did cry anymore, I learned I was more of a cobra way swept the foot.

We did foot sweeps.

Are you a black belt?

No, I was a brown belt.

You click it over the Oh, what's the click?

Ok.

Do you think you could beat me in a fight?

No, I definitely know.

I truthfully don't think I can do it.

If I'd like an implement a stick bullet did or something.

I never shot it.

Other than that.

No, I had to.

Did you begin your career doing stand up?

I did.

Is it true your mom drove you to your first stand up?

She did.

You met your writing partner, Evan Goldberg in Burma.

It's for class, right?

I did.

Was his Berman's for more fun than yours.

Probably because he had a fake tattoo guy at his bar mitzvah and I had square dancing teacher in my apartment.

If you were ever gonna ask a kid what's cooler?

Fake tattoo guy or square teacher?

guy.

I think they attacked you guys.

It would take.

Do you think he became a man after your brother?

I think I'm still your best friend.

Yeah, I am.

I your best friend?

No.

I give.

You and Evan were also both writers on Ali G show.

We were you.

Is that where you met your wife?

Sort of.

Someone who worked on that show introduced me to my wife.

Was this your first major role?

It was fixing geeks a little.

Do you stay in touch with the other actors?

I do.

I've talked to both of them in the last month.

I would say, Do you think it was canceled too soon?

I do think it was Chancellor to suit and I didn't yell at the guy who canceled it, actually backstage in s and at once.

Is there a reunion in the works?

No.

No.

If you had to set me up with one of your former co stars, who would be Jason Man's, Lucas, Zach, Afro own or Nicole?

That's a good question.

Probably.

Weirdly man Su cas.

Yeah, he's great.

You'll meet him tonight, actually.

Hey, baby, baby, it's a setup.

But that I'm sorry to crawl it, Zach.

That's too young for you, right?

By my e.

I mean, sure, but here, But I'm right.

Just like, you know, You're a different place.

Okay, I'm going.

Are you high right now?

And don't lie weed on you right now.

No, I don't think I do know.

I I got nervous because I thought I might have we smoked weed together.

I think so.

Probably.

Right.

Yeah.

Hit here.

There.

Do you think I'd be fun to be high with?

Yes.

More fun than this person.

In some ways, that's true.

It iss Yeah, that's a compliment.

That is a compliment.

You bring different things.

Okay.

What about this person?

David Harbour?

Anything he is?

We flew back on an airplane with them recently.

Yeah.

Yeah.

More, more fun.

Me or him.

You're more fun.

He's great.

But what about him?

What about this guy post Malone?

I'm more fun or is he more fun to be high with?

I would rather hang out with you.

Thing is amazing.

Is that true?

Yeah, he's telling the truth.

It is.

I mean, it's fun and, like, third impact on God.

Okay.

Or how about this guy.

This is a tough one.

Focus.

If this one Michael Sara looks like now I e mailed a couple years.

Yeah, you Dateline actually way.

It's like a real deposition.

I was e would be terrible.

I hope I've never deposed.

Okay.

Do you think that this person might go?

No.

This this person Did he Did he really inhaled?

Did he actually?

Do you think he probably smoked weed?

Come on, this guy.

I'm not being okay.

Yes, I do think Well, Clinton the nails.

Have you given your door dog?

Zelda Weed.

Once we blew smoke in your face, and then she stared me in the eyes and peed right in front of me.

Don't do this ever again.

And I should get my dogs.

No, probably not.

If you do do it outside.

Okay.

At any point during this interview, did you lie?

No.

And we didn't catch you.

Just be honest.

Be cool.

If I could be delighted if you didn't lie.

One good skill that once let me try to beat it Asked me something and I just want to see if I can beat this Dude, Do you have a double D size press, Unfortunately, maybe so.

That's not a big B or a small TV.

Are are you a Russian Polish?

80 year old woman?

Yes.

No dice, thank God.

But one day I will.

It's a little tight.

Okay.

Ready?

Are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready.

Is your name Charlie's there?

Yes.

Actually pronounced.

Oh, yeah.

Throwing Charlie Stone?

Yes.

Are you nervous right now?

No, I don't think so.

I don't give a You hear about this?

Let's get started.

You were born in South Africa.

Is that correct?

Yes.

But you don't have a South African accident right now?

Yes.

Is that because you have a good pretend American accent?

You're just doing it all the time.

No, really.

I learned English like an American.

Okay.

What's the most South African thing you could say right now?

South African or or Afrikaans?

Just South African thing.

You know, we'll get questions.

Most African thing you could see right now, Uh, let's have a little bright tonight.

I eyes that.

Is that the most South African thing she could have said in this.

Okay, good.

How would the computer it would know if you knew somewhere in your head There was a bore.

South Africa.

Um, you speak off for cons, right?

I do.

Yes.

Can you tell me what you think of me in all Africans?

I think, Guys.

A bio.

Lucca.

Oh, and yes, by, uh, Bayous Knox.

His definite dvt snarks.

The police knocks the main server the king.

And you're fun and make it work.

Was that right?

Do ice knocks?

That's right.

You do, Snarks.

Do you think it's fair that I am in the line, King and you're not?

I do think that's completely fair.

Okay, I appreciate that.

You could just be happy for me.

Happy for you.

I'm glad Dave Matthews is also South African.

Yes, I think so.

I think he's half South African.

I don't like people you sing with.

No, I love Dave Matthews.

Three Dave Matthews songs.

U um uh, Crash.

Uh, what this is is watching this.

This is not lying.

Don't worry about it.

Do you like Matthew?

Yes, I d'oh.