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  • Oh, yeah, it's picking them well, just as long as it gets no hotter than this.

  • There shouldn't be any issue whatsoever.

  • Hey, what's going on?

  • Everybody.

  • For first we feast on Shaun Evans and you're watching hot ones.

  • It's the show with hot questions, even Hotter Wings.

  • And today we're joined by the Ace man Adam Corolla.

  • He's a radio legend, TV host, filmmaker and best selling author.

  • You can catch up on the Guinness World Record Holding podcast, The Adam Corolla Show Weekdays on Podcast one or Apple Podcast.

  • Ace Rock.

  • Hello.

  • Welcome to the show.

  • Thanks, John.

  • Thanks for having me.

  • How are you?

  • A spicy food.

  • I'm medium.

  • Okay.

  • Brought my towel.

  • Because if I start smelling hot food or eating hot food, I will start sweating profusely.

  • So I'm preemptively donning a towel, so I'm prepared for that.

  • All right, Ace Rock Ola, you ready to get it on or they get dramatics from miniature chickens or chickens have not fully mature.

  • Yeah, we pulled the zone's off pigeons.

  • I thought it tasted some hobo on this fun notes of rat fecal matter.

  • So it's no exaggeration when I say that I grew up on love line.

  • I listen to you and Dr Drew almost every night from seventh grade well into college and to date, the nerdiest thing I've ever done in my life is sent $200 a hard drive across the country that a super fan that I met on this website called the Love Line Companion converted up with a decade's worth of archived episodes.

  • Giovanni True story.

  • True story.

  • I am, I'm always I'm so flattered that we infiltrated people's bedrooms and brains sometimes, Doctor Durand, I'll talk to people and they'll be like, Hey, man, I was an avid fan.

  • I never missed a show.

  • You got me through my childhood and without you I wouldn't be who I am today.

  • And then they pause and they go.

  • Is methadone really effective?

  • And also, I have an infection and one of my genital piercings.

  • I want to know if I got to go to a clinic or if I could just put iodine on it.

  • And I thought to myself how good a job did we do with this part?

  • It's the generation that you guys raised there.

  • Yes, and then what do you think was the most ridiculous radio P s A that played during your tenure at K Rock.

  • The one that drove me the most nuts was airline turbulent safety.

  • And it was this commercial.

  • If it say your body is made for all kinds of things and they'd say, like rollerblading and they haven't sound of a car screeching brakes screeching and they'd say, like childbirth.

  • No one was football.

  • Like they go football like bodies made for your eyes.

  • They give you.

  • Are we allowed to cuss?

  • Yep.

  • Give you fucking 13 examples of ways people die every year, times 10 or 1000 then they go.

  • But your body wasn't made for airplane turbulence where no one dies from airplane turbulence.

  • Why did I need a P s a saying where your seatbelt if I got on the plane and they mentioned it 13 times before we started taxing.

  • That's what used to drive me nuts.

  • I was to hear this.

  • I should think about us taking our taxpayersmoney and sending it off to Pueblo, Colorado, where the ad council makes this shit.

  • And he used to drive me insane.

  • And then I used to think of all the stuff we should have been spending our money on like, fucking turn right on a red.

  • When there's no cars coming, it's legal once you stop like shit like that.

  • Sorry with love.

  • I like this one so long before you're on TV and radio.

  • I know that you worked in construction digging ditches, swinging a hammer and do an earthquake rehabilitation for the people out here that are watching.

  • And maybe they want to renovate a kitchen or a bathroom.

  • What do your red flags when it comes to hiring a contractor?

  • I had a guy giving an estimate on blown insulation.

  • Get your head how the gutter people like when people do that.

  • Uh, it's just blown cellulose insulation, like If you have a wall and you have a house from the twenties or something, there's no insulation in the wall.

  • We don't want to tear off all the lath and plaster put in fats of our 13.

  • We would papa hold the top and Papa hold the bottom and blow in with this like blown cellulose.

  • It's like busted up newspaper.

  • Anyway.

  • The guy pulled up get a canary yellow, yellow Hummer and, like triple chrome, 22 inch rims on it, and it was all done up like a custom stereo.

  • And I was like, that dude's charging too much for blowing pitcher blowing insulation, right?

  • But then, on the other hand, if the guy pulls up and he's got like, a VW Square back and he's made his own rack and one of the windows were blown out, there's like plywood where the Wind Wing was that guys fuck up and that guy's a loser and that guy's so to me.

  • You look for the pickup truck.

  • Just think, uh, 4 to 7 years old, 70 to 95,000 miles on it.

  • You know, there's a sweet spot in there of about a $31,000 truck that's four and 1/2 years old.

  • That's who you're looking for.

  • It's good, but I can feel it cooking now.

  • Yeah, it's getting really it's getting really yeah, is the first world problems.

  • You know, my tongue is too hot because of dump too much habanero on it because I'm doing a interview show.

  • I think this is why the terrorists hate us.

  • I can't blame him.

  • There's places like, all over where it's like they die for a piece of this meat, and we've turned it into some sort of a novelty act for the Internet.

  • I never thought about it that way, but you're right.

  • It is important that you d'oh before you go to bed every single night.

  • So at this point, our viewers are probably not surprised to learn that you have some particular thoughts.

  • And it comes to food, whether it's coffee creamer or catering spreads, where 1/3 of the sandwiches or vegetarian, it's like a minefield of triggers feeding Adam Corolla.

  • But I want to dig into a few takes, in particular police In the great gastro publication of America, all these fancy versions of deviled eggs are popping up on menus all over.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Somebody tweeted me one the other day I cut violent.

  • What are your thoughts on gussied up comfort food?

  • All right, My take on everything is if you are going to do your own fucked up version of it, you need to give this dude a heads up before you bring it to my table.

  • Like it all started many years ago.

  • I was in Vegas as a the hard rock.

  • I ordered the best drunken, hungover food ever, which is wave owes rancheras.

  • It's like it's greasy.

  • He's got eggs, got cheese, the plate's hot ba gooey mass.

  • You know, you get the tortillas on the side and he started mopping it up.

  • It's stopping it up, like doing your own thing.

  • Probably takes something on the scale here and give it a couple shots.

  • And they brought me a goddamn breakfast burrito.

  • And it was like scrambled eggs and a flour tortilla and was, like, all wrapped up.

  • And I was like, Whoa, I ordered way was rancheros And they went, That's how we do Wave owes rancheras.

  • And I was like, Fuck you.

  • You can't do that to people.

  • You know what I like to do with all these assholes?

  • They go, it's $22 then I just leaving $4 they go, Well, what?

  • No go.

  • That's my $20.

  • That's that's my take.

  • Sam own take.

  • Just leave 1/4.

  • But that's my $20.

  • I like that.

  • Hold on.

  • Where's my camera?

  • Oh, okay.

  • On this side.

  • Okay.

  • This scythe.

  • Goddamn passion fruit iced tea.

  • That's where that's where it all started.

  • The Passion fruit iced because you love ice t who doesn't love ice tea and you know anyone we've ever went like, Oh, I'm gonna have a hit of this brewed iced tea with the lemon wedge in it and had him go.

  • I wish it tasted a little more like a scented candle.

  • I'd really like it to taste a little more like someone took po PRI, put in a gym sock and just dipped in warm water.

  • So I'm sitting at Marie Callender's upon will, Sure, but they just call it calendars there because it's like, How do we charge $4 more for hamburger?

  • Get rid of that bitch Marie's name with his calling calendars and we'll do that and we're sitting there and I said, Could I have a nice tea?

  • And they went, Yeah, we have ice tea.

  • And then I said, But it's not passion.

  • Fruit iced tea, right?

  • She said.

  • It is passion fruit iced tea.

  • And I said, I just want regular iced tea.

  • And they said, most of our customers prefer the passion fruit, the singsong, condescending tone that moment, Like an angel.

  • Drop this patron down from heaven.

  • The woman sitting at the table here went like, Oh, is it passion fruit iced tea?

  • Then cancel my iced tea.

  • And I was, like, another satisfied customer.

  • And I was like, I made sweet love to that woman that night.

  • I mean, under the night on the table were heating up.

  • We are heating up at him, but still good.

  • Not out of your comfort zone, you know?

  • Not quite right yet.

  • I'm Adam.

  • We have recurring segment on our show called Explain That Graham Murray do a deep dive in our guests.

  • Instagram pull interesting pictures that need more context.

  • You do not have an I G.

  • Which kind of throws a wrench into our system, But we've developed a workaround.

  • We've pulled some classic Adam Cruella throwbacks, so I'll just show you the picture.

  • And then you tell me the bigger story.

  • Does that sound good?

  • Yeah.

  • Where's my monitor?

  • All right.

  • Laptop, please.

  • We do it off the laptop here, Adam.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • First things first.

  • What do you remember about the comedy Central roast of Pamela Anderson?

  • I remember Courtney love threatening to throw a winger.

  • I think they used to call it.

  • She was like up there like Woo, But it was kind of weird because the audience was kind of like Now I'm eating and I thought, It's kind of a weird realization for, you know, the Hey, I'm gonna pull my top up and there's 80 guys with beards yelling, Go, go, go!

  • And now there's like, middle aged guys you're eating like No, like No.

  • So I remember she Kourtney kind of kept doing that, which was a more memorable experience for you, Adam throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley Field or this fight with Jimmy at the celebrity All Star Game.

  • We play in the whole bunch over the years.

  • We don't do it anymore because he's too big a star and I'm not a big enough star.

  • The celebrity softball games are like here, you know.

  • He's transcended them, and I've kind of dip below him.

  • Way were playing in Chicago.

  • Our pitcher was like Tristan from the Bachelor something.

  • Season four, you know, like the list little miniature blonde.

  • And I said, if she throws one to Dave Winfield, who is like the greatest athlete to ever play Major League baseball had like a basketball scholarship football scholarship Dave Google Where's my camera?

  • Google has asked.

  • Dave Winfield was like 66 and built like Karl Malone to Jimmy.

  • I said, If this guy hits a comebacker Tristen Killer Geller with this softball, Jimmy said, These guys are pros.

  • They're not trying.

  • They're like taking half swings.

  • And I said, I don't think so because I think you have that jock mentality and there's 30,000 people there and wants the ball gets served up like Dave Winfield doesn't check and 50% probably knocked her teeth out at least.

  • Oh, easily, easily she a model and no more people say so.

  • I was just standing out in left field.

  • Dave Winfield comes up and he hit the ball so goddamn far over my head that it, like, went not only over the softball fence we'd set up, but the regular friends.

  • It wasn't a 150 feet buying into the night air.

  • Just just I could hear it whistles.

  • It went past like I I did.

  • That move is an outfielder.

  • Why didn't even move?

  • Because it was so far gone.

  • It was I was gonna dignify it with a turn and jog or anything.

  • So that's why Jimmy Dave Winfield story.

  • Oh yeah, it's ticking just as long as it gets no hotter than this shouldn't be any issues whatsoever.

  • So recently, the power dynamics and media seemed to be shifting away from these traditional gatekeepers to talent who are taking control of their own platform.

  • Like in recent weeks.

  • Drake made so many headlines on an interview that he did with LeBron James in a barber shop, and there are countless examples of comedians interviewing each other rather than talking to the press.

  • I understand my white privilege, but I was sure is a barber shop us?

  • You know it's on camera.

  • But you know, I've seen that show on HBO.

  • They're having such a great time and I go into sports clips and the bitches like, Do we have your name on file?

  • I'm like, Come on, it's me and she's like, We gotta get your name and that show.

  • Everyone's laughing and I got a glass of wine in their hand.

  • Bless each other's chops and a respectful but playful, meaningful way.

  • And I don't think they try to up sell you like Whitey's barbershop.

  • So he's like, You want a shampoo and a tram in the neck and I'm like, No, I'm good.

  • Do you want the triple The Grand Slam, the home run or the Babe Ruth?

  • And I'm like, Whatever is a fucking cheapest I want to hit by pitch.

  • You know, it's weird to Whitey's Barbershop 1000 Plasma TV's You know what I mean?

  • Like anything not establish eye contact or have any meaningful conversations.

  • Sorry what we're talking about.

  • So we've had a lot of comedians on the show, including the great Artie Lange.

  • Talk about how the climate of comedy has changed.

  • Quite a bit of veterans like you can't you can't write almond milk and vegan wings for him, right?

  • He's a tofurkey.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • Guy, right?

  • Yeah.

  • And then these days, you know, one joke out of a 90 minute set could become a national headline or you have decades old material that's reassessed under this new standard of political correctness.

  • I like that with that.

  • I love I love it when they're like newly unearthed man show footage of Jimmy Kimmel asking women what's in his pants is like it's not newly unearthed.

  • It aired.

  • It aired on Comedy Central in 2002.

  • Multiple times you had John Hannity's Like on Earth.

  • That's like it's not on Earth.

  • It's on the Internet and it's aired.

  • Right?

  • Ready With that in mind, have you given any thought to whether or not a show like the Man show could exist in 2018 and what kind of audience it would draw?

  • The fastest growing sport is like mixed martial arts like cage fighting guys in their underwear with another guy on their back, like dropping elbows on the guy's orbital socket and Internet porn is exploded.

  • And watch your step Mom suck off her special needs.

  • Tutors like the hottest category, you know.

  • So we're like panties in a bunch crazy over the top, apologizing for quotes that Winston Churchill made and then weird, bizarre brew Cocky Cage Fight festival.

  • Over here, this notion of comedians have to watch what they say.

  • The essence of being a comedian is not watching what you say.

  • I I don't I don't get why we would even want them to do that.

  • But I'm just a sane atheist.

  • Wave kicked it up a notch.

  • Yeah, we get it.

  • It's it's hot sauce.

  • Uh, it's getting really over here.

  • There's So, Adam, I know that you're a connoisseur of the good bad movie genre, the eighties era movies that are so over the top, so corny that they're actually kind of good.

  • So what I want to do is bounce some titles off of you.

  • I'm just curious about your thoughts, all right?

  • Why do you think Sylvester Stallone's Cobra's A Must watch movies?

  • Oh, well, everyone knows, you know, Rambo and everyone knows Rocky and there were knows, even over the top.

  • But they sleep on Cobra Cobra.

  • Is Stallone at his Stallone ius.

  • You know, it's an insane glasses are starting to care for.

  • The whole thing's an insane premise.

  • He's a cop.

  • I hope you're sitting down.

  • He plays by his own rules.

  • It is everything you need in a movie, and no one's ever seen it.

  • And it makes no sense at all.

  • And for that reason, you gotta watch Cobra Point break or Roadhouse point break is actually a kind of a good ish movie.

  • Um so, Roadhouse, you gotta watch.

  • Roadhouse.

  • Roadhouse is great.

  • I love any movie where any movie where somebody said they were retired, but they gotta pull him out of retirement because they're the best, right?

  • I love any movie, and I also love movies where people know who you are, even though we have no idea who you were like Swayze e.

  • They know he's the best cooler in the business.

  • Yeah, his reputation precedes him, right?

  • Sue's wastebasket, the best in business.

  • They knew who he was that brought him in to clean up the double deuce.

  • Don't spoil it, but it's It's a great film as a gearhead.

  • What are your thoughts on the fast, furious franchise?

  • I love the fast and furious franchise.

  • It's funny, cause Vin Diesel character is very complex.

  • Vin Diesel is character as two modes, sitting around and talking about the importance of family and beating the fuck out of everyone.

  • I know people who talk about the importance of family, but they dont simultaneously beat the shit out of everybody.

  • And then I know people have beat up people, but they rarely talk about family.

  • He does both, like simultaneously in the in those movies.

  • It's awesome.

  • There's a witch with Cobra's coming out of her head screaming so it can't be hot, right?

  • Frozen about all hot stuff.

  • Is it the first couple of bites are really like, It's someone give me a mcnugget, and then it just comes in, right?

  • Yeah.

  • This is, uh this is awesome.

  • So I know that your love for cars is more than just a hobby.

  • In 2012 u with Long Beach, Graham pre pro celebrates and recently purchased a vintage Porsche that was once owned by Paul Newman for more than $4 million at auction.

  • So with that in mind, what I want to do is hit you with some of the most infamous car inspired rap lyrics in hip hop history.

  • I'm just curious how they hit the ear of a CE Corolla.

  • Okay, this 1st 1 is from Kanye West off diamonds from Sierra Leone.

  • What happened to that guy?

  • He used to pop up in the news all the time?

  • Does he like, on sabbatical or some?

  • Yeah, right.

  • I haven't heard from him in a while.

  • I gotta talk about guys publicist because he's a good artist.

  • He deserves to be heard.

  • If your stripper named Portia and you'd get tips from many men than your fat friend, her nickname is minivan.

  • Uh, it's good.

  • You know, Porsche.

  • It could be a 9 14 It could be 9 24 Could be not 44.

  • Could be 9 54 Could be 9 35 You know, there's a lot of different horse shows, so be nice if he got specific with the model.

  • Do you think Porsche Boxster s would be a good name for a stripper?

  • I get it.

  • The song would be 11 minutes long, getting too specific with things.

  • But for this car, guy would help it up for this guy.

  • I like specifics.

  • This next one's from Notorious B I G.

  • Off if it ties.

  • Frank White pushed the six of the Lexus LX four and 1/2 bulletproof glass tints if I want some ass.

  • So he was shot in an event at the Petersen Automotive Museum, and he was shot in the car, but he was rapping about bulletproof glass before being shot in the car as ah, Norm MacDonald would do note to self never rap about bulletproof glass.

  • Last one, huh?

  • White Jay's white Porsche white wrist Whitehorse.

  • Hi, bitch.

  • Hi, bitch.

  • Hi, bitch.

  • Hi, bitch.

  • I'd like to just reincarnate like I'd like to just summon buddy holly up if you knew.

  • Hey, Gi Soo, then you know why I feel blue my pay to boot.

  • I like to just bring him back and go.

  • Hey, buddy, Future music.

  • What do you think you're gonna be so happy?

  • Died in that plane crash.

  • This is the last dab we call it the last dab.

  • Because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing.

  • You don't have to if you don't want to be a quick on the draw.

  • What?

  • Come on, What am I gonna do?

  • What's out of this cage of the game?

  • Look at Joe.

  • Nice, healthy.

  • Last dab there.

  • Yeah.

  • So what's this one called Last dab?

  • Oh, it is OK.

  • I can't tell the difference between art and life here.

  • I don't know reading a bottle or speaking of me.

  • Okay, Adam, here we are, at the end of our spice journey and over the course of the hot ones got we've talked a lot about pet peeves.

  • A lot about complaining a lot about the things that bother us.

  • But one of flip the script and talk about something that you love and that's crows grows can you tell me why you love those squawking birds so much described to me as much detail as possible.

  • Okay, I'm glad you asked me that question show.

  • I feel like we're wasting crows.

  • Crows fly around the park that pick up the cigarette butts.

  • They dropped them off in exchange for corn nut or whatever treat.

  • It could easily be taught.

  • The crows communicate with one another.

  • They mourn their dead.

  • Uh, if they used tools like the crow gets a nut and can't crack it with its beak, it'll leave it out in the road.

  • Wait for a car to run over it.

  • It's not a pod, It's not a group, It's a murder.

  • A murder of crows rains down upon your head.

  • Beaks and talents.

  • What are you gonna D'oh!

  • Hold your ground.

  • We need attack crows way have canine units with dogs.

  • It's nighttime.

  • I want to go to this 7 11 and get a granola bar.

  • I walk out of the 7 11 at night.

  • Some gangbanger jumps out, confronts me, pulls a knife army.

  • He's got the bandanna down here.

  • Okay?

  • And I'm just laughing because I'm like 321 bitch and the crows just come right down on their head.

  • Everyone thinks I've been saying this shell happened.

  • It's already happening.

  • I guarantee we're already working.

  • Ah, lot of good points there.

  • Adam and I can't fight with any of them.

  • And look atyou, you legend here with the sport.

  • Coat on.

  • 10 chicken wings up.

  • 10 chicken wings down.

  • And your glasses didn't even fog up that much.

  • And now there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet for you, my man.

  • This camera, this camera, this camera let the people know what you have going on in your life.

  • Oh, well, um, I corrected a botched circumcision from many years ago.

  • Oh, in terms of plugs.

  • Oh, you can watch and curl a show.

  • You can see the podcast.

  • One, our apple pods where we find your podcast.

  • The iTunes goddamn Kroll dot com Live shows everywhere.

  • Goodall Swag.

  • It'll merge.

  • By the way, if you're gonna eat hot chicken wings, get a little, uh, endless ran I p a or logger washed down with that Corolla drinks.

  • You know, if you're a scientist and you have to study crows and you have to go out and get eggs from like a crow's nest and stuff.

  • You literally must wear a mask of, you know, Halloween Mask or Richard Nixon like whatever it is, because if you then at the end of your day of work of studying crows, walk out to your car in the parking lot, the crows will attack you because they recognize you as a guy who's fucking with their eggs.

  • So that's how crows are built.

  • Hey, what's going on?

  • Spice Lords, I know you're wondering.

  • Why is he shaking that bottle?

  • Why is he shaking that bottle?

  • It's because I'm excited to announce that the last dab redox is available now.

  • The last dab with chocolate pepper, axe and pepper ex.

  • You've seen your favorite celebrities dab in wings on the show, and now you can dab your wings at home.

  • Heat ms dot com.

  • Heat nest dot com to order.

  • Who appreciates the Spice Lords may, huh?

Oh, yeah, it's picking them well, just as long as it gets no hotter than this.

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