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My character had just gotten out of prison.

So he's not--

Right.

--not familiar with the Cloud, or--

Things change.

--or phones, or things of that nature.

So Spenser Confidential, tell everybody what it is.

Yeah, it's based on the book, Wonderland.

It's a series of Spenser, who's a private detective.

He was a former police officer who, just basically,

cannot stand when somebody is being wronged,

especially innocent people.

There is a homicide, within the police department.

There's a lot of corruption going on.

He tries to do all the things right,

to get them to find out who's responsible.

They're kind of sandbagging the investigation.

So he decides to go after his superiors himself,

ends up beating up his superior, goes to prison for five years,

actually makes it in population in prison.

Where I'm in prison, Post Malone is

one of the inmates who basically, on the way out,

they try to attack me.

In his acting debut, he did an amazing job.

And then, he's going to leave town.

But then he realizes that there is more corruption going on.

He just can't stand by to see injustice.

He's going to basically take it upon himself,

to now become a private investigator.

Fantastic.

You do so much.

And you executive produce so many different projects.

I don't know if you've seen, it's on HBO, right?

Yeah, McMillions.

McMillions.

I loved it.

I don't know if you've gotten a chance,

but it's about the whole McDonald's--

Monopoly fraud, yes.

--monopoly fraud that happened.

It's really interesting, how they exposed it.

Congratulations, it's doing very well.

Oh, thank you, yeah.

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Now I want to--

first of all, I just want to say thank you to Mark.

Because we had someone drop out at the very last minute,

and we called him.

And he came over, right away.

Thanks for being here.

My pleasure.

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What you didn't know is, I was actually

sleeping in the parking lot in my car, waiting for the call.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh.

Hoping that somebody would, I think--

You've been waiting for somebody to drop out?

Let me tell you something.

I actually made sure that the person wasn't available.

I popped their tires.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Very aggressive.

I turned their water off and their lights.

And then, I came over here and I waited for you.

It was Dr. Oz.

[LAUGHTER]

I told him to bring his defibrillator to the workout.

He's going to need it.

No, trash talk.

You're doing it Thursday.

We're going to send Andy, because it's

9:30 in the morning, Thursday.

So they're going to do it.

Hey, you're available.

Yeah, so I need to talk about this.

Because this is just the most hilarious thing.

You know, everybody has kids.

And no matter how cool--

you know, you think that your daughter

would be so thrilled that you know,

their dad is Mark Wahlberg.

They go to a father daughter dance.

And she wouldn't dance with you?

I didn't get one dance.

Aw.

And I told her, I said, we were going

to do the whole big circle.

I was going to go off.

And she said Dad, if you embarrass me,

I will never talk to you again.

But what she did do is, she hung out with me.

She sat there on the edge of the stage, by the DJ.

And then, I'm sitting there with one other dad,

I'm like, this is not an edited version of this song.

There are explicit lyrics being played at a school dance

for girls, and like, no good.

No.

I told the DJ, he's oh, I thought it was.

I said, what are you doing?

I'm hearing F-bombs and this and that.

Yeah.

Not OK.

Yeah, so you--

But I didn't-- but you know, we did still have a great time

together.

But she wouldn't dance with you.

That's crazy.

Not one dance.

Has she seen Marky Mark and the Funky-- has she seen?

[LAUGHTER]

Has she seen you?

She has.

And she said, if I ever see that again, I won't talk to you.

Oh.

[LAUGHTER]

That's how it goes.

That's crazy.

All right, we're going to take a break.

We'll play Burning Questions, when we come back.