Okay, somymomhad a C sectionisthatwasnotreadyforthisworld, so I justrandomlythoughtaboutit.
Today I havehairinmymouth, Myhair's wet.
I justgotbackfromthebeachand I havenoeyebrowsAnd I thought, Whatbettertimetotryoutthesecrazythingsthat I'veseenfloatingallovertheInternet?
Thesearebrowwigsandthey'rebasicallyhandmadeallreallyhumanhairthatsomeoneputon a veryclearbaseandthisisgoingtogivemefulleyebrowsinstantly.
I don't havetodrawthemon.
I don't havetopaintthemonwith a pencil.
I don't havetodoanythingexceptliterallypastriesontomyskin, and I willhavebeautiful, chiseledeyebrows, allegedlyalso, I justwanttoquicklysay I cannotbelievethatwe'reabouttobeinSeptember.
No, butwecandefinitelyputourfoundationbackaroundit, whichis a littlescary, cause I dohaveprimerand I have a bunchofmassesoffmyface, so I'm justgonnatakemyfinger.
I guesswe'regoingtopeeloffoneofthesidesandseeifitworkstomakethemperfect.
Itsaysonthesiteto, like, linethemupandmakeyouknow, youcouldmake a littlelines, justlikeifyouweretomatchyourrealbrowand, like, do a realmomenton a starCIA.
Myonlyissueofficeisthefirstimpressionsisthatthisonetapersoff a littlemorelikethelittlehere, right, Whichyoucouldfillitwithmakeupandmakeitmoredramaticifyouwantedthissideofyou.
Look, it's moreoflike a straightlikeStarTrektypeofvibewherethisonehas a littlebitofmorecurvedwithmyskull, butoverall, theylookveryreal.
I think I wantedtoquicklykindofjust, like, putonsomefoundationarounditto, like, youknow, letitblendtryingtofindmydamnfoundation.
But I'm justgonnagoquicklycleanuparoundhereandlet's seehowokay I amlike, themorethatthisissettledin, I didfoundation, youguys, thattooklike, a littlefoundationbrushand I, like, paintedaroundthehairverycarefully.
Sotheonlythingthat I had a littlebitofanissuewithisrighthereonthisside.
I knowmy I should I wasverycloseandmaybe I didn't wipeoffenoughmakeup, buttheglueis a legalattack.
Youthere?
I triedThiomaskthebrow, Butoverall, likeif I stepback, I'm like, I think, thissidewaymoreinmyfavor.
Thisside's a littlemoreliketheshapeisjust a littledifferent.
It's notidentical, soitkindofstoringmeoff.
Italmostlooks a littlelikethickerorthehairsaredarker.
Soit's kindoftrippingmeoutif I turnrighthereand I'm like, I likeit, I reallydo.
I'm trippingoutnow.
I thinkit's onlyfairthat I gowalkaroundfor a fewhours, Um, andgoshoweveryoneinmyofficeandmateandthen I'llbebacktotrytoremovethembecausesevendays, thatain't happening.
Areyouguys?
It's beenabout a fewhours.
I hadsomeTacoBelland I justkeepchangingmylipsticksfornoreasonatall.