Name: カルメン・リンチ スタンドアップ (Carmen Lynch Stand-Up)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:40:14.000Z
Duration: 5 min 46 s
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We went to the park, and I bought him ice cream,

I don't know why they're always so tired.

Like, he doesn't look at me in the face when he talks to me.

It's hard to date someone with a child when you don't have one.

It creates this imbalance in the relationship

because my boyfriend always has to take care of his son.

So you can have your kid and I'll have a dog."

So I was like, "Then get rid of your son."

mean old-man thoughts are creeping into my head.

You know, like the other day, he came up to me, and he said,

And he has really warm skin all the time.

I said, "Why is your skin always so hot?"

And he said, "I have high blood pressure."

Let's keep that blood pressure nice and high.

Oh, wait, no. You can't say "tall" anymore. It's offensive.

My friend's like, "You need to eat free-range chicken."

I said, "I don't care about the personality of my chicken.

She said, "Free-range is really healthy."

And I was watching these chickens, and I said to myself,

No-range chickens are trapped and they want to die.

They should put it right on the packaging --

We were trapped in life, and now we're trapped in this package.

My parents just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary.

[ Cheers and applause ] I know. It's crazy.

I asked my dad, "What's the secret to 50 years of marriage?"

are never gonna reach 50 years of marriage.

There's no way he's gonna make it to 100.

Not with all that salt I'm putting in his diet.

And this man approached me out of the blue,

What does that even mean, "awkwardly hot"?

I've never even heard those two words put together.

How do you even say thank you to "awkwardly hot"?

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カルメン・リンチスタンドアップ (Carmen Lynch Stand-Up)

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カルメン・リンチ スタンドアップ (Carmen Lynch Stand-Up)

approach

applause

rid

relationship

カルメン・リンチスタンドアップ (Carmen Lynch Stand-Up)