LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS.

OF COURSE, TODAY WAS SUPER TUESDAY, WHICH MEANS

DEMOCRATS IN 14 STAT AND ONE U.S. TERRITORY VOTED IN

PRIMARY ELECTIONS TO CHOOSE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT.

YOU GO IN, YOU CHOOSE YOUR CANDIDATE, AND THEN YOU RANDOMLY

GUESS AT EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE BALLOT.

( LAUGHTER ) WHO REALLY KNOWS?

CALIFORNIA IS ONE OF THE STATES THAT HELD A PRIMARY TODAY, AND

IT'S VERY OBVIOUS FROM THE REACTION IN THE ROOM THAT MANY

OF YOU ARE JUST NOW LEARNING THIS.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S TODAY?

OH, IT'S TUESDAY!

( LAUGHTER ) WE WON'T FIND OUT THE RESULTS OF

TODAY'S ELECTIONS UNTIL LONG AFTER THIS TAPING, SO FOR NOW

WE'LL JUST CONGRATULATE ANY MAN WHO'S AROUND THE AGE OF 78.

WELL DONE!

YOU'RE CRUSHING IT!

NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JOE BIDEN CAME INTO SUPER

TUESDAY WITH A HUGE WAVE OF MOMENTUM.

SO, LAST NIGHT AT A RALLY, ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS REMIND HIS

SUPPORTERS TO GET OUT AND VOTE ON SUPER TUESDAY.

I REPEAT, SUPER TUESDAY.

>> WE NEED YOU VERY BADLY.

EVRY VOTE MATTERS.

LOOK, TOMORROW IS SUPER THURSDAY ( LAUGHTER )

>> James: COME ON, HE GOT CLOSE.

HE HAD A ONE IN SEVEN CHANCE.

( LAUGHTER ) JOE BIDEN URGED HIS SUPPORTERS

TO GO OUT AND VOTE.

BERNIE SANDERS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED WITH, "THAT'S RIGHT

YOU HEARD HIM.

GO AND VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN THIS THURSDAY."

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE.

I THINK JOE BIDEN JUST NEEDED A LITTLE BREAK.

AFTER THE RALLY, HE STOPPED TO GRAB DINNER AT HIS FAVORITE

CHAIN RESTAURANT, T.G.I.-WEDNESDAYS.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT MIIONS OF AMERICANS WENT

TO THE POLLS TODAY, INCLUDING MANY OF THE CANDIDATES.

HERE'S ELIZABETH WARREN, WALKING TO HER POLLING PLACE IN

MASSACHUSETTS.

HERE'S BERNIE SANDERS, VOTING IN VERMONT.

AND HERE'S JOE BIDEN, MISTAKING A VENDING MACHINE FOR A VOTING

BOOTH.

( LAUGHTER ) HE VOTED SNICKERS.

( LAUGHTER ) IN OTHER SUPER TUESDAY NEWS,

THIS MORNING, A FOX NEWS ANCHOR BY THE NAME OF BRIT HUME,

TWEETED OUT A SCREEN SHOT OF ELECTION BETTING ODDS FROM HIS

COMPUTER.

BUT HE FORGOT TO CLOSE HIS OTHER BROWSER TABS.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) CHECK OUT ONE OF THE TABS HE HAD

OPEN, THIS IS REAL.

"SEXY VIXEN VINYL."

( LAUGHTER ) LOOKS LIKE BRIT HAD A REALLY

SUPER TUESDAY.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT LET'S GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT

OF THE DOUBT, MAYBE HE JUST LIKES OLD RECORDS AND FEMALE

SINGERS.

NOPE.

THAT'S THE ACTUAL WEBPAGE.

( LAUGHTER ) OBVIOUSLY, BRIT ME WAS

RIDICULED ON SOCIAL MEDIA, WHICH IS HARD FOR ANYBODY, BUT

ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE WHO ALREADY LOOKS LIKE THE SADDEST

BOY IN THE WORLD.

( LAUGHTER ) HE WAS TWEETING OUT BETTING ODDS

OF THE PRIMARIES.

BY THE WAY, THE BETTING ODDS OF BRIT HUME LIVING THIS DOWN: 0%.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT BRIT IS LEANING INTO IT.

HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ASHAMED.

IN FACT, HERE HE WAS ON FOX NEWS TONIGHT, ANNOUNCING SUPER

TUESDAY RESULTS.