Name: ロブ・ヘイズ・スタンドアップ (Rob Haze Stand-Up)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:38:47.000Z
Duration: 4 min 20 s
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>> I DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING USED TO TELL US WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER.

LIKE THEY USED TO TELL US HUMANS ARE 70% WATER.

YOU CAN STAND TONE DRAIN ALL  DAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FALL IN

LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE JUMP IN A POOL AND JOIN THE POOL.

IF I'M 70% WATER THEN WHY DO I  GET THIRSTY?

WHEN CAN I TAP INTO THE 70% YOU  TOLD ME ABOUT.

WHEN YOU'RE YOUNGER THEY TRY TO  CONTROL THE WAY YOU THINK.

THERE WERE PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL  AND THEY COULDN'T WATCH ANYTHING

THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN THEY TAKE  THE MASK OFF THERE'S A HUMAN IN

LIKE HISTORY I DON'T THINK THEY  HUD -- SHOULD TEACH TO CHILDREN

IF YOU'RE A ONE YOU'RE A PILGRIM IF, YOU'RE TWO YOU'RE A

NATIVE-AMERICAN AND YOU HAD TO  COLOR A HAT.

LATER ON THEY'RE LIKE REMEMBER  THANKSGIVING PLAY?

I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE US PLAY TO HELP US LATER IN YOUR LIFE.

TOO IF YOU'RE A ONE YOU'RE A  STATE, TWO IS A FEDERAL.

THAT WAY YOU CAN WATCH WHEN  YOU'RE OLDER AND YOU'RE LIKE,

REMEMBER THEY TOLD US GEORGE  WASHINGTON HAD WOODEN TEETH?

THEY NEVER TOLD US WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST TEETH.

WAS THAT A COSMETIC OR MEDICAL  PROCEDURE.

HE WAS LIKE I GOT THE WOOD GRAY, CHECK A BOY OUT.

SOMEBODY PAINT A PICTURE OF ME  RIGHT NOW.

THEY USED TO TELL US PLEASE IS  THE MAGIC WORD.

PLEASE DOESN'T WORK IN A DUMP  SITUATION.

IF YOU'RE CAR'S BEING  REPOSSESSED, PLEASE IS NOT GOING

YOU NEVER HEAR THIS, RELEASE THE HOSTAGES.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE  GREATEST ROB HAZE.

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