字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント >> Reggie: NONE OF THE ABOVE. >> James: OKAY, WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THIS GAME. ANYBODY, ANYBODY. YES, YOU WANT TO PLAY? OKAY. YOUR HAND WAS FIRST UP. HOW ARE YOU, COME ON OVER, COME THIS WAY, COME THIS WAY. HOW ARE YOU. >> I'M GOOD. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE YOU ARE FROM. >> IVORY, MONROE, LOUISIANA. >> James: LOUISIANA IS NOT YOUR LAST NAME, YOU JUST SAID IT AS ONE, IVORY MONROE, FROM LOUISIANA. >> IVY AMBERS. >> James: IVORY AMBER FROM MONROE. >> LOUISIANA. >> James: WOW. >> YES. >> James: IVORY, WE MADE THAT A LOT HARDER THAN IT EVER NEEDED TO BE. SO WHAT BRINGS YOU TO LOS ANGELES, TODAY. >> ST OUR ANNIVERSARY. >> James: WHOSE ANNIVERSARY. >> ME AND MY HUSBAND. >> James: OH, HOW MANY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED. >> IT'S THREE BUT IT'S JUST LIKE TEN. >> James: YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED THREE YEARS AND YOU HAVE COME TO LOS ANGELES, AND TO THE SHOW TONIGHT, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR. >> GARRETT. >> James: CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PAIR OF YOU. SO JUST YOU TWO? JUST YOU TWO. >> AND MY AUNT, MY BEAUTIFUL AUNT. >> James: YOU BROUGHT YOUR AUNT TO CELEBRATE YOUR ANNIVERSARY. >> YES. MY UNCLE WOULD HAVE CAME BUT-- . >> James: WOW, HAVING A GREAT TIME, HEY? WOW, YOU ARE-- HE IS LOVING IT, LOOK AT. THIS HE'S LIKE BABY LET'S GO AWAY AND CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY. YEAH, LET'S TAKE MY AUNT AS WELL. (LAUGHTER) >> I LOVE MY AUNT. >> James: WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOUR AUNT, I LOVE YOUR AUNT, SHE GAVE ME ALL HER ENERGY DURING THE MONOLOGUE. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHY I LIKE HER. >> James: SO WHAT OTHER PLANS HAVE YOU GOT, WHAT OTHER PLANS HAVE YOU GOT WHILE YOU'RE HERE. >> WELL, WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW. >> James: YOU LEAVE TOMORROW, SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TONIGHT? >> GO HOME AND PACK. >> James: ARE YOU NOT GOING TO GO HOME AND PACK ON YOUR-- YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. IT IS YOUR ANNIVERSARY, SO THE THREE OF I, AND NOW YOUR UNCLE WILL REALLY BE DISAPPOINTED AM WILL YOU GO OUT TO DINNER ON ME, WE WILL BOOK YOU A RESTAURANT, CELEBRATE. YEAH, YOU WILL DO THIS. I MEAN, COME ON. THIS GUY, LOOK. >> OH MY GOSH. >> James: IT IS THE LEAST WE CAN DO. THIS GUY HAS ALREADY HAD THE WORST ANNIVERSARY IN THE HISTORY OF ANNIVERSARIES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT. ALL RIGHT, OKAY, SO WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT, YOU HAVE A SEAT, SIR, WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT DURING THE SHOW. SO HERE IS HOW THIS WORKS. I WILL SHOW YOU THE BEGINNING OF A CLIP, OKAY, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GUESS HOW THIS CLIP ENDS, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY? WE FIRST GO ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA'S MATCH TV WHERE ONE OF THEIR REPORTERS IS GIVING US A STATS REPORT ON AN UPGAMING GAME. TAKE A LOOK. -- UPCOMING GAME. OKAY, SO HE IS ON THE FIELD, DOING HIS THING. BUT WHAT OBSTACLE IS HE ABOUT TO COMPETE WITH. IS IT A THE NATIONAL ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING. B, A BALL GETS KICKED IN HIS FACE. C, A STREAKER CRASHES HIS REPORT, OR D, NONE OF THE ABOVE. >> I'M GOING TO GO WITH THE STREAKER. >> James: YOU ARE GOING TO GO WITH THE STREAKER. >> YEAH, C. >> James: THE GAME IS CALLED NONE OF THE ABOVE. (LAUGHTER) WRNG I HAD A-- MOMENT. >> James: WE CAN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER THAN THAT. DO YOU WANT A TECH SECOND GUESS. >> YES. >> James: WHAT DO YOU RECKON. >> OH, NONE OF THE ABOVE. >> James: YOU THINK IT IS D NONE OF THE ABOVE. LET'S FIND OUT. (LAUGHTER). >> James: I MEAN YOU'VE HEARD OF FAKE NEWS. THANK YOU FOR COMING. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT AT THE BREAK. HAVE A SEAT, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? OKAY, OKAY. OKAY. I MEAN CALM DOWN. NO ONE HAS EVER GONE THAT CRAZY AT THE PROSPECT OF PLAYING NONE OF THE ABOVE. HOW ARE YOU, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM. >> I'M ERIN HALFAN AM FROM NEW JERSEY. >> James: HI, WHAT RING ABOUTS YOU TO LOS ANGELES. >> I GO TO SCHOOL IN SAN DIEGO BUT THIS HERE GOT US TICKETS. >> James: LOOK AT THIS GIRL BAND WE'RE FORMING TONIGHT. WE HAVE BABY SPICE, HOT SPICE, SPORTY SPICE, GINGER SPICE, THE WHOLE FAMILY. SO WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME. HOW DO YOU FANCY YOUR CHANCESK GOOD? >> NO. >> James: LEK, NOW TO SPRINGFIELD MISSOURI WHERE KY3 ANCHOR LISA ROSE IS DOING A REPORT ON A RECENT BOMB SCARE. >> A SCARY MOMENT FOR CUSTOMERS AT A KANSAS HOME DE POT, POLICE RESPONDED TO STORIES OF A BOMB THREAT, A CUSTOMER ALERTED EMPLOYEES A MAN INSIDE THE BATH REALLY SAID THERE WAS A BOMB IN THE BUILDING. >> James: SO I MAN TOLD A CUSTOMER AT A HOME DE POT THAT THERE WAS A BOMB IN THE BUILDING. BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, IS IT A THE MAN WAS ARRESTED. B, CUSTOMERS CAUSED A STAMPEDE TRYING TO EXIT. C, THE MAN BOUGHT A NEW WASHER DRYER OR D, NONE OF THE ABOVE. WHAT DO YOU THINK. >> I THINK B. (LAUGHTER). >> James: I DON'T-- I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT-- I FEEL-- I MEAN-- (LAUGHTER) >> CAN I CHANGE MY ANSWER? >> James: CAN YOU CHANGE YOUR, YEAH, WHY, WHY, WHAT IS THE ANSWER. >> I JUST SWITCHED THEM UP. >> James: IS IT BECAUSE THE GAME IS CALLED NONE OF THE ABOVE AND I JUST SAID THAT! >> I JUST, I GOT CONFUSED. >> James: I'M KIDDING, ARE YOU GOING WITH D, LET'S FIND OUT. >> THE MAN INSIDE THE BATHROOM SAID THERE WAS A BOMB IN THE BUILDING. POLICE WERE ABLE TO LOCATE THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE COMMENTS AND THAT MAN TOLD POLICE HE WARNED OTHER GUESTS TO LEAVE THE REST ROOM. HE SAID HE WAS QUOTE FIXING TO BLOW IT UP BUT HE DIDN'T MEAN TO CAUSE ANY PANIC. OTHERS IN THE ROOM LAUGHED UNDERSTANDING HIS JOKE WHICH I'M GUESSING I'M GETTING. >> James: THIS HAS GONE DOWN THE TOILET. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. YOU ARE TERRIFIC. HAVE A SEAT. ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO PLAY? ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO TO YOU. COME ON OUT HERE, COME ON OUT HERE, HOW WILL YOU DOING. >> JAMES I'M FROM LIVERPOOL. >> James: YOU'RE FROM LIVERPOOL. AND WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING IN LIVERPOOL. >> I WORK FOR A BANK. >> James: WHICH BANK. >> I CAN'T SAY. >> James: WHY? >> I JUST CAN'T. >> James: OH,-- GREAT. ALL RIGHT. SO DO YOU RECKON YOU HAVE GOT A CHANCE AT GETTING THIS RIGHT. >> I THINK SO, YEAH. >> James: LET'S FIND OUT. WE'RE GOING TO GO TO, A BC HERE IN L.A. WHERE WEATHERMAN DISANY ROMERO IS DOING A PROMO FOR HIS REPORT. >> 5:39, WE'RE APPROACHING SUN RISE, WILL IT BE A HOT DAY. I WILL TELL YOU THE SEVEN DAY FORECAST IN A BIT, RIGHT NOW ALYSHA TELLS YOU ABOUT TRAFFIC. >> James: HE JUST THREW TO HIS COANCHOR ALYSHA BUT HOW DID SHE START OFF HER TRAFFIC REPORT, IS IT A, MISPRONOUNCES THE NAME OF THE FREEWAY. B, DEMANDS A RAISE FROM HER BOSSES. C, TAKES A SHOT INVOLVE KA OR D, NONE OF THE ABOVE. WHAT DO YOU RECOGNIZE. >> D, NONE OF THE ABOVE. >> James: SEE? (APPLAUSE) THAT, THAT IS A BRITISH EDUCATION. (APPLAUSE) LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF YOU ARE RIGHT. RIGHT NOW ALYSHA TELLS YOU ABOUT TRAFFIC. >> GOOD PORNG, DADDY-- DADDY, HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYBODY. >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING, ENJOY THE REST OF THE SHOW, APPRECIATE IT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STING AND CAITRIONA BALFE, EVERYBODY.