I'm Eric.

I'm Erin.

Erin.

It's Dom.

Boredom battle.

It is time for a death knell.

This time it is Chuck Norris versus to see Gain a sherry show.

You know who that is?

No Suck.

I don't know.

What is your name, right?

I wonder when this came out was just like during the height of the Chuck Norris jokes.

Maybe.

Do you see the video like Chuck Norris reading his top 10 favorites?

I used to watch Walker, Texas Ranger.

My parents loved Tonto.

Number one.

Conan had that Walker, Texas Ranger lever.

Come on.

O'Brien on his show.

His old show on NBC.

Just like yellow Lever.

And everyone saw it like a joke.

Didn't land like hey the lever and go to a clip of Chuck Norris.

Like being ashamed of something.

That's pretty funny anyway, s O.

The height of the Chuck Norris joke is probably over, But we have watched death better.

Yes.

Relive some of those moments.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we'll also learn to this person.

I think you'll have a fist on his beard.

Don't make sense like they're going to like all the stats on that makes every fists.

Yeah, OK, well, I'll go with Hold my judgment till the middle.

Yeah, right.

Let's do it started Bun.

All tales of human feats have existed for as long as man has been telling the story.

And today we pick the greatest of these legends.

What Chuck Norris.

No real introduction needed.

And second, a Centro defender of the second set.

I think it's a swell thing.

Yeah, Chuck Norris play well on engine China.

There was a legend that one day a child would be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land.

That man is not Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris killed that man are less Ray Norris.

Yes, that's his real name was born to a humble home, a family in 1940 a loner, mediocre student and all around physically unintimidating pacifist.

His childhood was, that is, until he answered the call of his country, joined the United Train with Bob Barker again training in martial arts.

It's like fucking really yeah.

Turns out Chuck is a naturally gifted in the ways of violence.

After his military career, he wandered America for 10 years, battling in martial arts, the right number.

Yeah, block the way Karate Championship title for six years and became the first Westerner in the history of taekwondo to earn the eighth degree black belt.

But he didn't stop there.

Chuck E.

Cheese, Black Belt status in five additional disciplines hang pseudo Brazilian jiu jitsu, judo and even what he did you just say.

Sure, Cuando close it's actually John Doe or Universal Way Chuck harnesses the powers of the universe to achieve superhuman fees.

With one hand I can crush cold into a diamond.

So impressed he hired a team of filmmakers to document his life of newfound powers.

Some of these real life accounts include the Delta Forms, Walker, Texas Ranger You and Chuck Norris.

Karate commandos.

Just a name.

According to these archives, junk didn't kick a man so hard that he does six backflips.

Why are more bullets from a machine gun than it can actually hold and even transforms into fucking animals?

I don't know that it doesn't do that more of better.

No, because the most dangerous animal in the world is impressing.

Chainsaw has taken his already unprecedented abilities even further through over 35 years of his dance training on his secret weapon.

That's total gym.

He even had to create his own pants with a secret gusset to keep them from exploding up his body due to his share kicking power.

He calls them Chuck Norris Action jeans.

Naturally, towers like these have spawned hundreds.

No, and that was sergeant described.

Thing is capable of making it very difficult to separate fashion.

That is, until Chuck released a book, officially chronically one, the official one of his favorite feet.

Number 67.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Fact.

Number 95.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head from gambling.

According to one's Dunn's Theory of relativity.

Chuck Norris kin Roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Fact Number 71.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off by the Big Bang was roughly equivalent to one.

See NRK, one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick and you love the ones that we promised never to be.

Oh, that wasn't weird.

Lies 1/3 fist.

Well, he was on WW tougher ones.

After being beaten unconscious and buried underground inside a truck, he revived himself with a beer shower and miraculously drove the truck out of the earth, proficient with many different vehicles.

Speedboats, helicopters, a motorcycle that shoots rockets and weaponized dove in Let's whom he can communicate with I'll take care of Angel, you guys make sure no one gets out of here.

He also has a keen sense of awareness and is ready for anything.

Even a giant alligator parachuting in through a window screen raising guy really is all that is man.

Don't mistake unrelenting masculinity for perfection.

Despite his impressive martial arts record, he's still suffered a total of 10 losses.

And that's not to mention his massive amount of chest hair.

Oh, since minute and a source of power, it makes him easily gravel and even once aided in his own, you know, death at the hands of Bruce Lee.

Luckily for Chuck, Death itself fears him, so he just kind of kept going.

In all our years of research, we've never found an opponent worthy enough to take on the roundhouse kick in beard punch in Texas Ranger.

Until now, I heard another room.

You were bitten by a King Cobra.

Yeah, Waas.

But after five days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died.

Which one is that, too?

That's it.

Second, Japanese folk hosts a plethora of four fine tails rated the God of Thunder devours the stomachs of Children.

Ray happens, monsters that dwell in rivers, drowned their victims and rip their soul and eternal girls.

And then there's the legend of the karate master who will beat you within an inch of your life if you want.

Laying name is second son.

I don't know.

Okay, you have women.

Children's Nobody is safe from second does rat in 1997 seconds.

Latest console.

The Sega Saturn was failing.

Nintendo was dominating the market, and things seem bleak for this once great video game.

Tight, that is, until a mysterious stranger appeared with a plan so crazy it just might work.

He traveled the land and beat the shit out of anyone not playing a Saturday, and it didn't work.

Sales skyrocket.

Hospitalization of Japanese.

You what Not much is known about this mysterious savior way.

Do know that when he appeared, he had a giant second Saturn strapped to its back, which he uses to train his physical and gaming prowess at the same time, and that appears to be dating sucker up from soccer wars.

Yes, he is somehow dating a videogame character.

Well, I'm not surprised because this guy has done some pretty amazing over a homerun.

Raced over 60 miles per hour on ice Barefoot won the World Cup by throwing a player into the ball to score the winning goal.

He is a master of disguise and breaking and entering.

He can duplicate and recites himself an unlimited number of times and once took down an entire club filled with people and only three moves.

But his favorite and most powerful technique is his earth shattering.

Judo throws, which could make his victims exploded on impact.

Hit twice, 20 second successive, terrorized this entire homeland into loving sagas.

Floundering council sales even surpassed those of a Nintendo 64.

So naturally the begin got Jill.

Isn't lunch Hugh Jazz missile in seconds?

Headquarters.

Oh, corporate levels.

Let's second, huh?

Who apparently resides on the roof of the Second Age?

You demonstrated to the world the most impressive feat of all, just straight up left off the building onto the fizzle and stop it against a glass window, then lift it around and wrote it in this space, a missile that size would travel around 30 gosh, something that no windowpane in existence could possibly withstand just to stop it without cracking the glass.

Second time would have had to make the missile way west.

Then it should upon contact.

The only possible explanation is that second is simply accept from the laws of physics and theoretically capable of almost anything kick, such as surviving the vacuum of space.

Well, still the missile booth okay?

Or did he?

But a parting words from the Japanese commercial announcer claims that second till will always live on in our hearts.

But also he lived on in, You know, the regular right well, stuff like London by the tears of sadness in their eyes.

If you look closely, you'll see what appears to be a shooting star, four second re entering the Earth's atmosphere.

But don't just take my word ball.

It's one year after his supposed death, a strangely similar looking man appeared in the game rent a hero, number one.

He meant toward the main character in the ways of martial arts, while claiming to have once been a great hero himself.

Then in 2012 that son again friends competed in the race of Ages of Man, bearing a giant Sega centered on his back would see steering a missile away from the track.

Almost irrefutable evidence of all came in 2013 when Second Centro himself crashed a Sega Sound Unit concert and performed his own theme song, Live on Stage.

All video footage was destroyed.

What was true number?

Are you surprised if you land?

As in the February 2015 issue of parties?

Sonic the Hedgehog comic, a familiar looking judo master on the Blue Blur in a tournament on movies, which is our own earth.

Great 1000 years in the future there is only one month ago conclusive.

Second does not.

Wholly alive, he's a mortal death may not be able to see.

Oh, true Turn has difficulties against the death of others, specifically clubs on.

And ultimately, while he successfully revived the Saturn, his skills were not enough to keep second on top forever.

Perhaps the reason he remains shadowed in anonymity is that he is biding his time, waiting for the right moment to step into the light and rescue Sega God knows they need them now more than ever.

Regardless, it's safe to say that all is no totally works or else.

Okay, okay.

I don't know.

So isn't what I expected it to be?

Oh, that was really fun to learn that ridiculous way.

Can't We can't take this seriously.

We have to slap.

Slap that steak.

I got it.

There's a guy who can survive a missile in space.

Yeah, but he's died.

So is Chuck.

Has he died?

Yeah, they said that.

Bruce Lee Cho?

Yeah.

Bruce Lee farm in a movie.

Sonic be him.

They also had a thing where it said that he was beaten by a goddamn They didn't kill him.

Yeah, Shooting star.

Uh um I don't know the ego for I've won the last couple ones, so I'm undecided.

So you pick one up with the other.

I think I want to go with Chuck.

You go check.

I'm gonna go with the second.

The first thing I can think of his sidekicks you sent me?

No.

E was called suicide kicker sidekicks.

And it's about a boy who liked just had this overactive imagination.

He had, like, his life, was kind of like bad.

And he kept on imagining, like his girlfriend, not his girlfriend.

We wanted to be his girlfriend in, like, these dangerous situations.

And him and his friend Chuck Norris would go in and like, safer from, like, these bad guys.

Okay and all ultimately lead up to a a karate tournament that he's like it was his grandfather, have an owner of a restaurants.

I helped train him.

And when he got there, but he had to go into a match, and it was to be, too, and he had no one to go with him.

Chuck Norris was there, and they asked him to do it, and he had a fight with a chuckle on his team and stuff like it was neat.

It was fun.

I want to see that one.

That's him.

Turn the animals.

Yeah.

You know, Native Americans.

And I was like, Yeah, he was Native American in Texas.

Rangers.

Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

I'm gonna go with the second guy is saying Yeah, so don't let me down.

I was gonna be there watching.

He has a Sega.

I still want to see him Punch of this beer.