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  • Live from New York City, it's the Wendy Williams Show. 2

  • Oh yeah ♪ 3

  • Feel, feel, feel it ♪ 4

  • Feel, feel it, it, feel it ♪ 5

  • Feel it, feel it, feel it ♪ 6

  • Let's go, come on, you need it ♪ 7

  • How you doin' ♪ 8

  • How, how, how, how you doin' ♪ 9

  • Now, here's Wendy. 10

  • (audience cheers) (audience applauds) 11

  • (audience whoops) 12

  • How you doin' ♪ 13

  • Thank you. 14

  • Thank you for watching our show. 15

  • (audience cheers) (audience applauds) 16

  • Say hello to my co-host, my studio audience. 17

  • (audience cheers) (audience applauds) 18

  • How you doin'? 19

  • How you doin'? 20

  • I'm doin' okay. 21

  • Let's get started. 22

  • It's time for? 23

  • Hot Topics. 24

  • Yes, come on. 25

  • (audience cheers) (audience applauds) 26

  • (deep bass music) 27

  • (Wendy sighs) 28

  • (some audience members scream for Wendy) 29

  • Thank you, I love more. 30

  • And thank you for making those fans. 31

  • How endearing. 32

  • We gave you a present. Yes 33

  • All right, I can't do that now though. 34

  • No, no, we already gave it, you can do it later. 35

  • Okay, I just don't have it. 36

  • It's the fur cuffs. 37

  • Oh. Fur cuff. 38

  • Very nice. 39

  • Let me see the fan, I like the fan. 40

  • (audience laughs) 41

  • I bejeweled it, look. 42

  • Cool, no, I see. 43

  • (audience cheers) (audience applauds) 44

  • Yeah. 45

  • You know we like the razzle dazzle here. 46

  • Let me tell you somethin' right now. 47

  • We're almost 50 days into our knowledge 48

  • about this coronavirus. 49

  • I think they said 47 yesterday. 50

  • I'm just rounding it up. 51

  • Okay, so here's what's goin' on. 52

  • Coachella, they're saying, 53

  • will most likely be postponed until October. 54

  • (audience murmurs) 55

  • Well, it's a little chillier in October 56

  • so then the germs aren't festering as much. 57

  • Look, I don't know what's goin' on. 58

  • (audience laughs) 59

  • So if you're goin' to Coachella, forget about it. 60

  • Then they have another thing 61

  • called Rage Against The Machine. 62

  • It's called the Stagecoach Festival. 63

  • Yeah. Right, right, right. 64

  • That's been canceled also, 65

  • and that's the one where the country artists, 66

  • they festival out. 67

  • Between these two concerts, 68

  • both concerts bring a combined $1.4 billion each year. 69

  • Wow. 70

  • You see what I'm saying? 71

  • I don't even know what to believe about this corona, 72

  • because if you're gonna put that kind of money, 73

  • throw it off to the side, 74

  • 'cause both concerts might not ever get done at all. 75

  • (audience murmurs) 76

  • I mean they say postponed. 77

  • Well, we don't know what's gonna happen in October. 78

  • If you're gonna put that kinda money on the line, 79

  • then what's in this for me and you? 80

  • I mean is there corona in here? 81

  • I have no idea. 82

  • (audience laughs) (audience murmurs) 83

  • I have no idea. 84

  • But there are new rules. 85

  • The new rule is that I'm doin' most of the show 86

  • from right here in this chair. 87

  • You all grab that microphone. 88

  • We can do Ask Wendy. 89

  • I'm gonna talk across. 90

  • Mhm, mhm. 91

  • (audience laughs) 92

  • I'm very serious. 93

  • (audience applauds) 94

  • I don't feel sick. 95

  • I don't feel sick but who wants to get sick? 96

  • (audience murmurs) 97

  • I mean I thought I was good with the elbow bumpin' 98

  • but I'm not elbow or bumpin' either. 99

  • (audience laughs) 100

  • It's very unfortunate. 101

  • Speaking of fortune, Wheel of Fortune, 102

  • they will be taped with Alex Trebek, 103

  • who you know is battling pancreatic cancer, 104

  • and he will have no audience. 105

  • And then also, Jeopardy, you heard about this. 106

  • I mean Jeopardy and then Wheel of Fortune with Pat Sajak. 107

  • Pat Sajak Pat and Vanna. 108

  • Right, so it'll just be he and Vanna. 109

  • She'll be flippin' the cards and he'll be, 110

  • and there'll be no audience, 111

  • but he was battling the stomach thing. 112

  • So they're on the sickly list. 113

  • Now if you're sickly, 114

  • they don't want you comin' outta the house. 115

  • But sickly is relative to how you think of sickly. 116

  • I mean they're also older men, older people. 117

  • So sometimes, all right, 118

  • well, all right. 119

  • Personally speaking, they both have so much money, 120

  • I don't know why they're just not in the house. 121

  • (audience laughs) 122

  • They don't need that money. 123

  • I mean how many people in here have asthma, clap. 124

  • (few audience applauds) 125

  • Okay, well, you realize, 126

  • you all are supposed to be home. 127

  • (audience laughs) 128

  • Up here, Suzanne? 129

  • Brendan has it. 130

  • Yeah, well, he's supposed to be home too. 131

  • Uh-huh, oh no, he's gotta come into work with me, mhm. 132

  • But he has it. 133

  • But he has to take medicine every day for it. 134

  • The pump? 135

  • Yes. Yeah. 136

  • Yeah, morning and night, mm. 137

  • Well, they're saying asthma is a thing. 138

  • And anybody over 50. 139

  • Why am I here? 140

  • (audience laughs) 141

  • And then look, look. 142

  • (audience applauds) 143

  • The strip clubs are now involved. 144

  • Oh no. 145

  • Now first of all. 146

  • (audience murmurs) 147

  • Okay, see, now see, now see. 148

  • (audience laughs) (audience murmurs) 149

  • Some strip clubs are giving out hand sanitizers 150

  • and face masks to customers who want them. 151

  • One in particular's called The Little Darling. 152

  • That's out in Vegas. 153

  • I've heard of that place. 154

  • And then there's one in Tampa 155

  • on account I used to do business in Tampa 156

  • (laughs) so I know about this place. 157

  • (audience laughs) 158

  • Been there before. 159

  • Called Deja Vu Showgirls, 160

  • in Tampa. 161

  • These two places, are they leading, 162

  • first of all, 163

  • if the corona's out here, 164

  • why are you busy goin' to a strip club? 165

  • (audience laughs) 166

  • (audience applauds) 167

  • Do you need a lap dance that bad? 168

  • (audience laughs) 169

  • If I was a stripper, I wouldn't even show up for work. 170

  • I'd go back to school and get a formidable job. 171

  • This is not good. 172

  • No. (laughs) 173

  • And you know I love the girls at the strip club but girls, 174

  • all that sweatin'. 175

  • (audience laughs) 176

  • That's what I'm sayin'. 177

  • (audience laughs) 178

  • And then all the schools that are closed. 179

  • It was a constant scroll on the news this morning. 180

  • I don't know whether you got dressed watching the news. 181

  • Constant scroll of 182

  • school systems being closed 183

  • and schools being closed. 184

  • And the people who have kids in elementary school, 185

  • how do you deal with that? 186

  • If one teacher is sick then you send that one teacher home 187

  • and find a new school facility 188

  • because if you got a seven-year-old, 189

  • now all of a sudden, how do you go out as a parent 190

  • and make your living, 191

  • because now you gotta stay home with the kid. 192

  • The school is not providing 193

  • daycare for the kids, 194

  • or at least I haven't heard that. 195

  • I have not heard that. 196

  • So the schools are not, 197

  • and Corey Feldman, I am mad at you. 198

  • Oh. 199

  • Okay. 200

  • Woke up this morning and I see your text, Marco, 201

  • 'cause I had already gone to sleep. 202

  • I didn't even know what you were talkin' about. 203

  • You said like, "Why isn't this working?" 204

  • I thought you text somebody different. 205

  • I totally forgot about it, 206

  • when I woke up this morning. 207

  • I asked Marco to watch and I asked the staffers 208

  • around here to watch, 209

  • bring in your receipts, 210

  • hand it into HR, you'll get your $20 back. 211

  • (audience laughs) 212

  • Marco, look. 213

  • Look, look, look. 214

  • So I call up. 215

  • Well, Boof actually called me up. 216

  • Tried to make me break lent. 217

  • Oh. 218

  • Well, look, 219

  • no, but he's very thoughtful, 220

  • and he knows I like to eat. 221

  • He likes to watch me eat. 222

  • So he was in Brooklyn and he called me up. 223

  • He said, "I have to DJ tonight 224

  • "but I'm gettin' you some food. 225

  • "I just sent you the menu." 226

  • Isn't that thoughtful? 227

  • Yeah. 228

  • "I sent you the menu on your phone. 229

  • "Look to see what you want. 230

  • And so I said, "Just bring me the macaroni pie", 231

  • 'cause I can eat that, I didn't give that up for lent. 232

  • I gave up beef, 233

  • except for on March? 234

  • 17th. The 17th, yep, 235

  • on Tuesday, St. Patrick's Day, 236

  • I gotta have my corned beef and cabbage, 237

  • and I want somebody to come in here and cook it. 238

  • Perfect. 239

  • (audience applauds) 240

  • I gotta. 241

  • Yeah. 242

  • And I gave up social media. 243

  • I'm not messin' around so you go to WendyShow.com, 244

  • whatever these people put up there is what they put. 245

  • I'm not puttin', nope. 246

  • Oh, and the St. Patrick's Day Parade is canceled 247

  • in Staten Island and Boston. 248

  • (audience murmurs) 249

  • Do you know how Irish both places are? 250

  • Very. 251

  • Do you know how disheartening it is to know 252

  • that Manhattan's having our parade, I don't mind that, 253

  • but everybody in the world now, 254

  • and they canceled the one in Ireland. 255

  • How you cancelin' a St. Patrick's Day parade in Ireland? 256

  • (audience murmurs) 257

  • And we're not supposed to be worried about corona? 258

  • (audience murmurs) 259

  • You want everybody to come into our city? 260

  • Coughin'. 261

  • (audience laughs) 262

  • Yep, yep. 263

  • And I know my crew, 264

  • everybody turns Irish on St. Patrick's Day. 265

  • (audience laughs) 266

  • You all, you all, 267