I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY THAT ON AIR.

HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK HERE WITH WILL T. FERRELL.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU A BIG ATHLETE, A BIG SKIER?

>> I AM A FOREVER INTERMEDIATE SKIER.

DO YOU SKI AT ALL?

>> Stephen: I DO, YEAH.

SAME THING HERE.

>> I'M VERY SOLID.

YOU'RE NOT-- YOU'RE GOING TO FIND ME ON RUNS WITH A LOT OF

STREETS IN THE TITLE, LIKE "SESAME STREET," "MAIN STREET."

>> Stephen: "EASY STREET."

>> "EASY STREET."

>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND ME ON "DEVIL'S CROTCH HAIR."

>> Stephen: "SATAN'S CONTACTLE."

>> "SATAN'S CONTACTLE."

NOTHING WITH "WITCH" OR "WARLOCK."

>> Stephen: "OOPS-A-DAISY."

>> MY LAST SKI TRIP THERE WAS A REALLY GOOD ONE, "HIDDEN

TREASURE."

WE WERE ABOUT TO SKI ON "HIDDEN TREASURE" WHEN I MADE A JOKE--

WE WERE SKIING WITH SOME OF OUR SWEDISH FAMILY.

>> Stephen: VIV SWEDISH.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> HER COUSIN'S 17-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, I MADE THE JOKE, "OH,

'HIDDEN TREASURE'.

THAT'S ALSO THE NAME VIV HAS FOR MY PENIS."

AND I REMEMBERED I WAS WITH A 16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL GIRL WHO

SPEAKS SWEDISH.

THE PROBLEM IS, THEIR ENGLISH IS REALLY GOOD.

>> Stephen: THAT IS A PROBLEM.

THAT IS A PROBLEM.

>> "HIDDEN TREASURE.

GLVMENT SO YOU DIDN'T SKI DOWN "HIDDEN TREASURE" BECAUSE IT

WOULD REMIND EVERYONE OF YOUR PENIS.

>> YEAH, SO -- >> Stephen: NOW, LET ME ASK

YOU THIS-- >> BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO SKI AT

DEER VALLEY AND GO DOWN "HIDDEN TREASURE," YOU WILL BE THINKING

OF ONE THING.

>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU THIS: DOES YOUR YOUR PENIS HAVE

MOGULS ON IT?

IS IT A BLACK DIAMOND?

>> IT'S A LITTLE MOGULY IN THE WINTERTIME.

SUMMERTIME, IT'S GROOMED, GROOMED, FRESH TRACK S.

>> Stephen: IN THE SUMMERTIME, YOU WANT A MOUNTAIN

BIKE >> EXACTLY.

>> Stephen: STILL TAKE THE LIFT UP.

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY.

>> -- A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY IT'S A LOT BETTER IN THE SUMMERTIME.

WINTERTIME YOU DON'T WANT TO GO NEAR IT.

SUMMERTIME IS THE BEST TIME TO EXPERIENCE IT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: UH-HUH.

NOW-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> "HIDDEN TREASURE."

>> Stephen: "HIDDEN TREASURE."

YOU CAN'T BEE THAT KIND OF ADVERTISING.

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: BACK TO THE MOVIE.

>> YES, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

>> Stephen: FOR JUST A SECOND.

>> IT'S CALLED "DOWNHILL."

>> Stephen: "DOWNHILL," THE MOVIE.

AGAIN, YOU'RE A SKIING FAMILY.

YOU GUYS HITS THE MOUNTAIN PRETTY IN THIS ONE PURPOSE YOU

ATHLETIC AS A CHILD.

I KNOW YOU BEAT CHILDREN AT SO,.

>> I WAS AN ATHLETE, PLAYED SO, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, FOOTBALL.

IN FACT, THIS IS FROM THE IRVINE SO, CLUB.

>> Stephen: OKAY, IRVINE, CALIFORNIA?

>> IRVINE, CALIFORNIA.

THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR -- >> Stephen: WHERE ARE YOU IN

THIS?

YOU LOOKED BUT I CANNOT FIND YOU IN THIS COLLECTION.

>> ALL THE WAY-- IS THAT-- YEAH, THERE I AM.

>> Stephen: THAT'S YOU?

>> TALL DRINK OF WATER THERE.

( LAUGHTER ) AND IF WE CAN GET-- CAN WE GET

IN A LITTLE CLOSER TO SHOW OFF THE MUSCLE DEFINITION OF MY LEG?

>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.

>> LOOK AT THAT.

>> Stephen: LIKE A NEWBORN COLT.

>> YUP.

SHORTS PULLED UP NICE AND TIGHT AND HIGH.

SHIRT TUCKED IN.

>> Stephen: GOT TO.

GOT TO.

>> I WAS GOING TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOCCER PLAYER.

>> Stephen: WERE YOU REALLY?

>>EN THEN I PLAYED SO MUCH SOCCE AND I BECAME THE FIELD GOAL

KICKER OF OUR HIGH SCHOOL TEAM AND I WAS GOING TO TRY TO--

THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ACTION SHOT RIGHT THERE.

>> Stephen: THAT'S DADDY HAUNCHES RIGHT THERE.

>> "MR. AUTOMATIC" THEY CALLED ME.

>> Stephen: HOW MANY YARDS OUT?

HOW MANY YARDS OUT ARE WE HERE?

>> THAT'S AN EXTRA POINT.

I THINK.

WHAT IS THAT?

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.

>> 20 YARDS.

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.

GOOD STORY.

> YEAH.

I TRIED WALKING ON AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN

CALIFORNIA.

>> Stephen: NO WAY.

>> A FIELD GOAL KICKER.

>> Stephen: YOU TRIED TO WALK ON AT U.S.C.?

>> I SAW THEY HAD TRYOUTS POSTED "TRYOUTS WEDNESDAY AT 3:00."

I WENT TO THE FIELD.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> AND I KICKED THE BALL I THINK EIGHT TIMES, AND THE COACH BLEW

THE WHISTLE.

HE SAID, "YOU, COME OVER HERE.

THE WEEP WE WANT YOU TO LEAVE."

( LAUGHTER ) "YOU CAN STAY IF YOU WANT.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A PRACTICE, LIKE, TACKLING DUMMY.

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ON THE SCOUT TEAM OFFENSE, WHICH ARE

BASICALLY KIDS WE CAN ATTACK SO WE DON'T HUR THE REGULAR

STARTERS, OR YOUR OTHER OPTION IS TO LEAVE."

SO THAT'S A GOOD, IS IT TOO.

>> Stephen: YOU LEFT?

>> SO I LEFT.

I LEFT.

I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T DECIDE TO GO OUT.

SO THAT WAS THE-- I GOT EIGHT KICKS IN.

OTHERWISE, I COULD HAVE BEEN A-- ON THE BENCH.

YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: NOW AND YOUR LOVELY WIFE VIVECA HAVE BEEN

MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS?

>> 20 YEARS IN GLAWG THAT'S WONDERFUL.

( APPLAUSE ) >> SHE'S THE BEST.

>> Stephen:-- >> SHE'S A LUCKY LADY.

>> Stephen: YEAH, SHE IS.

THE FILM COMES OUT ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

>> IT DOES.

>> Stephen: AND IT'S A GREAT DATE MOVIE IF THE RELATIONSHIP

IS ALREADY VERY STRONG.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: HOW DO YOU GUYS CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY?

>> WELL, WE-- I DON'T EVEN WE REALLY DO A REGULAR THING

NECESSARILY.

>> Stephen: FLOWERS?

>> I DO SEND FLOWERS.

I'M VERY GOOD ABOUT FLOWER S.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> AND I DO WRITE VERY INTERESTING NOTES.

ON THE FLOWERS.

PERSONAL NOTES THAT VIVECA, BLESS HER HEART, I WAS TELLING

HER THAT I WAS GOING TO MAYBE TALK ABOUT THIS.

AND SHE FOUND -- >> Stephen: THESE OKAY WITH

THIS?

>> A NUMBER OF THE CARDS.

SHE'S OKAY.

IT'S FROM HOLLY FLORA IN LOS ANGELES.

THESE ARE THE ACTUAL CARDS, FOUR OF THEM, THAT SHE'S RECEIVED

FROM ME ON VARIOUS VALENTINE'S DAYS.

>> Stephen: OKAY, NUMBER ONE.

>> STARTING WITH "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, VIVECA.

MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS GROWN OVER THE YEARS BY A TOTAL OF 3%.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: STILL... IT'S

STILL...

>> OKAY.

"HONEY, YOU ARE A GREAT MOTHER.

BUT YOUR-- BUT YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF PERSONAL SPACE.

BACK OFF."

( LAUGHTER ) "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY."

MY ASSISTANT HAS TO CALL THESE IN TO THE FLORIST, AND THEY JUST

WRITE IT DOWN.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

DOES THE FLORIST KNOW-- >> THEY ARE SO OVER IT NOW.

THEY'RE JUST, "A-HA, A-HA, GOT IT, THANK YOU."

"MY HEART SKIMS A BEAT EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU, BECAUSE OF

MY ATRIAL FIBRILLATION."

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

>> Stephen: NOT BAD.

>> PRETTY GOOD.

>> Stephen: AND THIS IS-- THIS IS-- THE FOURTH AND FINAL?

>> THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE.

THIS IS JUST SHORT AND SWEET.

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

DON'T BE A WITCH."

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

BUT HOW LUCKY TO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS THAT'S FUN GLE

ABSOLUTELY.

THAT IS REALLY LOVELY.

HOLD ON TO THIS ONE.

>> YEAH.

SHE'S A KEEPER.

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK, BUT WHEN WE COME

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