Name: ルー・サンダース スタンドアップ (Lou Sanders Stand-Up)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:32:57.000Z
Duration: 6 min 54 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IN ENGLAND, WE JUST GO, HMM...

WHEN YOU GO COMEDY, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SET YOUR STOOL OUT

AT THE START BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, TO GET YOUR VIBE ACROSS BECAUSE

YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME AND THINKING, YEAH, SHE'S HOT BUT

( LAUGHTER ) SO I GUESS THE THING TO TELL YOU

ABOUT ME SO YOU GET MY VIBE IS A LITTLE WHILE AGO I PUT ON MAKEUP

I'M AT THE AGE NOW WHERE I NEED TO DIDE WHETHER I HAVE BABIES,

AND I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE A YEAR AGO, I DIDN'T WANT KIDS AND NOW

I THINK, MAYBE I JUST HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT KIDS.

AT CHRISTMAS ONE OF  MY NEPHEWS LEANS IN AND SAID DID YOU KNOW

THAT JESUS WAS A BOOK BEFORE HE WAS A FILM?

THE OTHER THING IS I HAVE BEEN IN A MAN BA FOR EIGHT YEARS.

I MEAN, WELL, THE THING IS FOR NOW, LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

THAT'S AN ENGLISH PHRASE, IMAGINE A DOG AND A RABBIT AND

I WAS IN A MAN BAND AND I DID FANCY SKATE BOARDERS.

I THINK YOUR TASTE CHANGES AS YOU GET OLDER.

WHEN I WAS REALLY LITTLE, I WANTED TO MARRY MY DAD.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) I'M  GLAD I DIDN'T BECAUSE

BECAUSE NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME NOW IS KINDNESS,

AND OBVIOUSLY WHAT'S MORE FUNNY, YOU KNOWSOMEONE CREATIVE, BUT

( LAUGHTER ) YOU NOTICE A GUY THAT -- YEAH,

MAYBE HE PLAYS THE GUITAR, BUT HE WAITS TO BE ASKED.

( LAUGHTER ) I THINK THERE'S A QUESTION, WE

WANT THEM TO BE NICE GUYS BUT THEY THINK WE WANT THEM TO EARN

I'VE HAD A LOVELY TIME WITH SOME TINY ONES, ACTUALLY.

AND I THINK IT'S JUST A CASE OF HAVING A CAN-DO ATTITUDE.

( LAUGHTER ) SO, YEAH, LET THAT BE A LESSON

I THINK MEN THINK THAT WE'RE MORE BOTHERED ABOUT IT THAN WE

ARE BECAUSE I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND PHOEBE THE OTHER WEEK AND

SHE SAID I'VE HAD A LOVELY TIME WITH PEOPLE WITH NO PENISES.

I'M, LIKE, I THINK WE CALL THEM WOMEN, PHOEBE.

NOT THE FIRST TO SAY IT, I SUPPOSE, BUT THE REASON I THINK

THAT IS BECAUSE, BACK IN THE DAY, IF YOU GOT TOGETHER WITH

SOMEONE -- OKAY, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS NOW --

SOMEONE BACK IN THE DAY, THEY DIDN'T GO TO GAVALIA AS AN

( LAUGHTER ) I GET WE WANT TO TAKE RISKS IN

LOVEMAKING, BUT I CAN GET THAT ADRENALINE SPIKE FROM WALKING

( LAUGHTER ) SO I DON'T NEED THAT, YOU KNOW.

AM I JUST GIVING OFF THAT SAUDI  NO, THEY CHECK WHEN THEY SEE THE

I'M NOT DROPPING A ROCK ON THEIR BULLET GOING, I THOUGHT YOU

I THINK WHAT I NEED TO DO IS NOT DATE THE YOUNGER MEN.

SEE, I DON'T KNOW, I WANT TO GO OUT WITH AGE-APPROPRIATE MEN NOW

WHICH IS NEW FOR ME BUT I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I'M REALLY

IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE YOUNG, THIS IS WHAT YOU

ANYONE AT A PARTY, SO YOU GUYS ARE AT THE PARTY WILL BE JUST,

LIKE -- I'LL JUST BE, LIKE, OH, HEY, SO WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE, AT THE SAME TIME.

IF ONE MAN'S LAUGHING AND IT'S JAMES CORDEN, FINE.

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ルー・サンダーススタンドアップ (Lou Sanders Stand-Up)