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It smells funny.
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Smells like Sizzlers Cheese bread Don't look good.
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If the Burger Illuminati exists.
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Secret menu burgers are their objects of worship.
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Because when you hold those keys, the whole world of burgers opened their doors today.
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Me and my old friend Seth Rogan.
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Yes.
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Dudes.
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Seth Pineapple Express Rogan are meeting up in Hollywood to taste in underground legends in the fast food game and crown a winner.
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So my man did.
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What's up?
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A lot of people don't know this, but like seven years ago, we met, I was I was this bright eyed, bushy tailed food truck operator on Fairfax.
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One night.
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I'm just getting, like, out of this world Stone on, like, a special occasion.
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Six hours later, you walk up to the truck and you're like bacon, egg and cheese, and I'm like, you're fucking Seth Rogan.
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Dude, I just smoked a blunt to you last night.
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Thank you very much.
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Your money's no good here.
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Yeah.
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You didn't charge me ever, ever.
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I tipped.
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I tried to compensate with tipping this funny story.
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I don't know if you've ever heard this on our third year of our food truck.
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We were on our way to an event and the event would elect a caress for like, the whole month.
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All we had was money in the register before that event.
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We have our business license or health license, any legal stuff, Health department, Fire Department stuff and then envelope.
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That said Seth Rogan Emergency Fund on it was every single tip that you ever put it.
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I told you I would never take your money.
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I told you, never take your money out sick.
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I never spent a dime that ever crazy.
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So we shredded our back tire on her food truck and I needed $350 to get it fixed and there was $380.
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And then really, that's crazy because it is the year like our last leg on the truck.
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We were able to keep pushing on because people die.
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Cap that Z.
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That's why I, like the stars, are aligned your on the burgers.
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I couldn't be happier here.
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You were parked outside a coffee place.
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I would go to all the time right off of Fairfax.
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I remember.
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I love bacon, egg and cheese.
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Sandwich is also my favorite shit in the entire world.
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Well, I guess it's you guys pulled up.
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I was just like, Oh, my God.
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What is happening the way?
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No, because life you would come early enough to where you could park on the street.
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We would see your black SUVs.
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Yeah, exactly.
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I want some bacon.
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That's amazing, your celebrity.
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So I'm sure there's a tunnel off menu stuff like, you know, compliments of the chef.
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Like, what do you feel about off menu?
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Secret Item?
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It makes me uncomfortable, because often what happens is albeit a restaurant.
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And then there'll be other people who are not famous.
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Normal people, I call them, nor means that it will be non famous people's guys beside us, and then they'll see us coming up to us.
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Oh, here is off the menu, and more than dozens of times I see people like What's that?
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Then I awkwardly see the explain like, Oh, sorry, like he's better than you are things a rolling for him and, uh, and it makes me feel I could take it.
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It's the best.
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It's a flex, its clearly, but when it comes like burgers like in and out.
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Obviously, Shake Shack has one And then, you know, five guys has one.
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Why did they do that?
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I don't like.
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Is there a burger luminosity like?
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If there is, I want in.
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Let's try these off menu item.
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This one.
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Yes, yeah, and let's see what 20 like past.
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Let's try some really bullshit.
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We have the double double from in and out and animal style.
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I've gotten in full in arguments with people What the fuck Animal style is exactly well, in its purest form.
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It's Patty's, riddled with mustard, chopped onions, pickles loaded with spread.
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Usually it comes with lettuce and tomato.
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I said, No, it's not some major season.
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No ma'am, this one.
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I had to kick it up.
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And it's a whole grilled onions, which is takes another fucking five minutes in your wait time.
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Very go and then chopped chilies.
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That's like my thing.
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You know, they had that chopped chilies is the way to go.
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They got, like a bin full of Chile's only motherfuckers asked for it.
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Yeah.
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Whoa!
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Talk to is really facilities.
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You don't order double double animal style with trump chilies.
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You haven't had an animal.
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So double double.
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You just haven't had it once I got food poisoning from in and out Burger.
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Whoa!
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Hands down.
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Fucking straight up food poisoning.
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How much I like in that burger?
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I was back at it within a week.
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That goes for me and every taco place that I got.
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And there's other.
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Yeah, there's other shit.
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I got food poisoning from that.
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I haven't touched it like a fucking decade.
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Been up for fucking up way worse and still within a few days off wise in number.
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You're so fucking tasty, eh?
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The thin Patties, right?
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Love?
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Thin Patties, Patties, Patties, air for tickets.
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You're overcompensating.
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You're You got a little too much money.
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You should be eating a steak.
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The likes of flip their top bun, you know?
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Then a toast right here.
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Yeah, I don't get it now.
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It doesn't do that.
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And so it's like soft, crunchy, meaty, crunchy soft.
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It's just a perfectly articulated burger.
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This fucking pepper thing is a revelation.
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And I feel like I've been living in a fool's life in the dark for the last fucking 20 years.
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We just had to pop burger.
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Yeah, in and out West Coast.
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Now we're going Thio the big new York Shake shack.
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There is rivalry, right?
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Like it's sure it's like, d I've gotten in streaming arguments.
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Well, yeah, I did this thing where last season I mixed in In and out Burger with Shake Shack.
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We're gonna made one burger that's beautiful.
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And people like you, you can't fucking do that.
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I think that would be so nice.
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So parallel.
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They also have a secret burger menu.
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Yeah, item.
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And it's a bacon burger.
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You have, like, a gourmet blends you Alfreda does it.
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Then they have the Martins potato roll, which is like God's gift to Burger World with a side of peanut butter sauce.
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It's inspired by the Goober burger in Missouri.
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Of course, a CZ one is Yeah, that's person of this peanut butter on there.
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This this is something addition that, like in the 19 eighties movie, a pregnant woman would work.
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Yeah, or if you know, I'm taking a fuckin riel serious.
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Bonk it.
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Shake shack.
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Secret murder.
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Well, if it's messy, we're as weird.
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You both these eggs like peanut butter.
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Peanut butter's over power.
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I don't think I'd order it.
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It stays exactly like how you're thinking with, you know, Elvis Presley.
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You like eight shit like this.
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And that's why he died.
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Please shake your insides out.
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I I live in New York now, and I have a dog their dog treats have peanut butter.
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Peanut butter.
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Is this peanut butter from there?
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No, I want to find out.
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Keep your secrets to yourself.
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Shake shack.
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That just stay as a secret Last?
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Certainly.
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No, not is the five guys secret menu item.
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And it has.
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This is fucking crazy.
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Is a grilled cheese top bun, Grilled cheese, bottom bun, two Patties and cheese.
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I've made something similar this as a stunt burger.
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You have to stun a joke.
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This is a stunning burger.
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You don't give it to someone you like.
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It doesn't taste excessive.
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It's a little dry.
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Smells funny.
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It smells like Sizzlers cheese.
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Brand goods.
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It doesn't have the genes.
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Bread?
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Yeah, were I But I would beat the shit out of this time in a place two in the morning.
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And you know, you don't want to eat.
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Go.
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But like you just got high.
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No, You're debating whether you need the worst, Father.
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Well, thank you, but that's what I was thinking.
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Like I could either just keep snacking or just put in the atomic bomb.
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Fall asleep after just nuke myself like the peanut butter is like, It's almost like Fuck you, Jimmy.
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Yeah, you're coming off the menu.
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Put peanut butter on your burger and your fucking dick.
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This is like it's gimmicky, but it feels like it's serving a purpose in some way.
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And if you don't have a lot of money, you can buy one and then Parson out the, uh, you know, you make several meals out of this.
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You want beef.
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Here's a real cheese, your grilled cheese sandwich.
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At first glance, it looks like they got two slices of like white.
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Brad, I hope, but really what it is, it's a burger bun that's inverted a weird.
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So they you know that this is created by a line.
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Cook was baked out of his book out of his fuckinmind.
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I bless these people.
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This is a new expression of someone which I like about, unlike the little thing of dog peanut butter Fucking It's a fuck you.
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Yeah, I want something off the menu.
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Dog peanut butter.
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That's so New York Say shock your true colors because I can't say how much I like shake check.
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No disrespect, no disrespect, but shake your fucking bullshit.
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Don't You didn't want to have a secret.
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You should just do it.
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Yeah, I don't have one.
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So we have had all three we have in and out Double double peanut butter.
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Shake shack, double grilled cheese burger from five guys, each with their merits.
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I would eliminate.
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The shaking is automatically out of the picture out of here.
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That's not not snow.
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I don't want that way.
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Actually, had two pretty good birds pound for pound.
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I believe they're in different leagues.
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I agree, you know, because I feel also like the five guys.
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One, although great.
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It's kind of like a gimmick.
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Five guys has always been like a sleeper for me.
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Yeah, like they never get there.
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Never a part of the conversation like it's always in and out.
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It's always shake shack, but I always say, like five guys never is getting They never get shined.
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They're trying, but the in and out double double is just fucking good.
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It's so good and the peppers are good.
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This complexity, right?
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Yes, levels of flavor.
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The other do their biggest problems.
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They all kind of tasted the same zero texture, like even the shake shack one.
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And that's like that Usually Good that it just takes a look.
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A look.
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A meaty peanut butter, right?
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Yeah, it's I swear to God, this is not fixed.
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No, It's like I've thought I've fought in the favor of Shake shack over in right s and and if you ask me, like like on the average moment, where would you get a burger?
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I would go to shake, Right?
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But this pepper thing blows the fucking girl see in.
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And now for me, it's like the master's degree of secret menu items, because it's like one with where they're actually doing everything real differently.
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Everything is different.
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The mustard cooked meat.
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Yeah.
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What's fucking fantastic?
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There you go, Internet.
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I know you're gonna fuck.
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Hate us, but in and out wins again.
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Yeah, and if you hate us, go fuck yourselves underneath pumping.
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If you got crushed ice in a Styrofoam cup with the rebuild, right, so homey.
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Order your mounted to the next police show.
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Amount on the streets looking for something to keep, like some guys have a chi lan for the Burger show.
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