TO RUN OUT OF HAND SANITIZER.

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT THAT.

WELL, HERE IN NEW YORK STATE, THE GOVERNOR HAS ANNOUNCED THE

STATE WILL MAKE ITS OWN HAND SANITIZER.

GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO SAYS PRISONERS WILL PRODUCE ABOUT

100,000 GALLONS A WEEK.

>> NEW YORK IS MAKING THEIR OWN HAND SANITIZER?

THAT'S WICKED LAME, KID.

SOWE'RE MAKING OUR OWN.

TELL THEM, MARKEY.

>> LISTEN, KID, BOSTON'S GOT THE BEST SPORTS TEAMS, THE BEST

GRINDERS, AND NOW THE BEST HAND SANITIZER.

INTRODUCING "BOSTON HAND SANITIZER."

>> YEAH, KID.

ITS INGREDIENTS ARE AS FOLLOWS: CLAM CHOWDER AND A SIX OF SAM

ADAMS LAGER.

>> SAMMY!

>> TOTALLY, BRO.

>> THIS SANITIZER PUTS NEW YORK TO SHAME, JUST LIKE WE DID IN

THE 2004 A.L.C.S.

DAVE ROBERTS WAS TOO FAST FOR MARIANO, BRO.

SORRY, BRO.

TOO FAST.

>> OUR HAND SANITIZER AIN'T MADE BY NO PRISONERS, IS IT, MARKEY?

>> NO, IT'S MADE BY PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE IN PRISON BUT THEY GOT

OFF BECAUSE THEY'RE WICKED SMART.

♪ YOU WANT SANITIZER YOU'RE IN LUCK

♪ TRY OUR PRODUCT YANKEES SUCK ♪

>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."