Name: 人の思い込みを読む *sPicY* (reading people's assumptions about me *sPicY*)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:32:04.000Z
Duration: 15 min 11 s
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That trendy, trendy train to friend town.

I am hopping on the trend of doing one of those assumptions videos or, as I like to call them, YouTubers getting super defensive about their personality for 10 minutes straight.

So by far the most common assumption I got is that I'm bi or I'm at least a little bit day.

You know, I've watched a good amount of lesbian porn.

I have gone to the female side of tinder and swiped around for a little bit in high school.

I had, like, I don't know whether it was a crush or a close friendship romantic interest of sexual interest in one of my female friends who I was close with.

I have touched a girl's boobs at a party like consensually, but I have not kissed a girl.

So there's where I stand a good mummy's girl, pure, if you know what I mean.

Weird way to phrase it, and also have you watched any of my videos you've ain't in the bathroom during class.

No, I actually just pee in the Vape room.

You think you're better than everyone Onley better than people who don't know what you're to use.

I thought of that like, three days ago when I was so excited to say it.

You got an annoying voice question, Mark.

You've gotten an ulcer because of stress.

But I did, like, lose my period for an entire year.

You take off your shoes before going into the house?

You are the exact same online and in person.

I tried to be, like, really close to the same person because, you know, I feel expend so much fucking time with myself.

I am going to spend like, 20 hours editing this.

I'm gonna like, watch it online and read your guy's comments about it.

So I really just I just wanted to be me because I wouldn't want to spend that much time with a fake version of myself, you know, But obviously at the same time, like this is a very edited presentation of me.

I'm talking to a fucking camera right now.

I'm gonna spend, like, 20 hours ending out every stupid thing that I say and trying to make myself a little bit funny here.

I think in this industry there's a place in time for being really honest with your feelings.

Like that video that I made when I was on my period and repairing close like I was just spit balling like whatever the fuck was on my mind.

It was coming out there because I was not in the mood to pretend to do anything else.

But there were other times like my outfit 101 video.

I made that while me and David were in a pretty bad fight, and I was actually really sad that day, but I was like, You know what?

I'm gonna get up and do my job and the entertaining to these people and talk about fashion, and that's when I'm gonna put online because you guys don't want to fucking hear me crying about my relationship related to that.

I got assumptions on both sides of the spectrum, on one hand saying I act self deprecating and relatable.

But in real life I have my shit together and on the other end that I pretend like I'm really happy and confident when in real life I am super depressed and I'm a mess.

Life is messy, and I think both of those are true.

And other times I cry myself to sleep because I don't have a clue what's fucking going on in my life.

You stop consistently going to the gym after your New Year's.

This is a little bit true, but pun intended.

I did learn the importance of exercise, so I've been doing a little butt exercises in my room, and I don't mean anal.

Honestly, the maternal gene just skipped right over my fetus.

That maternal instinct that's supposed to make you turn into a pile of mush every time you look at a baby's greasy face just isn't in me.

They're always sticking pot take but Bonnie's or closer to pets than they are to humans.

You know, they don't have, like, riel thoughts that they can express their Not interesting.

If I ever do end up having kids and they watch this like I'm I'm so sorry, son.

You have a lot of controversial opinions that you don't want to post online.

People are probably gonna heatedly disagree with this in the comments, but I think there's a huge problem right now with Internet culture being PC to an excess.

People are offended on behalf of other people.

There is, like a witch hunt for taking people's words out of contact, taking humor and sarcasm out of context, and people just being so mad at other people for having opinions that are different from them.

I assume you watch a ton of porn and come by eating Cheetos with 30 fingers.

And it felt like a a weird cold shit sitting inside me.

Others and that have not done the but things.

You open your textbooks slash laptop to post aesthetic stories about being productive.

I wish I wish I wasn't on my laptop, like 24 7 This one.

I was so surprised How many times I got it, which is?

Your parents are rich, and you're a trust fund, baby.

My parents were both first generation immigrants, and they were both the first in our families to go to college.

So trust me, there is no trust fund going on there.

But when I was around 16 they told me that they weren't sure they'd be able to pay for all of my college.

And, like, I'm so lucky that they had even started a college fund for me, you know, and that I had assumed that they would pay for most of college.

I was working like 3 to 4 minimum wage jobs, probably working like 30 to 40 hours a week.

Part of the reason why I'm graduating so much earlier than I need to I'm graduating in two and 1/2 years rather than four years is also save some of that tuition money related to that.

I got so many that were like, You have a sugar daddy and I do not Okay, I make my own queen.

You know what, Freshman year in college I did kind of think about it just because it's very common in L.

And a lot of my friends have, like, signed up for a service and really, it's not that bad, but I couldn't do it.

I hate playing dumb and nice and submissive Thio, guys that I hate, You know, I only play submissive to guys night like, if you know what I'm saying.

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人の思い込みを読む sPicY (reading people's assumptions about me sPicY)

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