I mean, what I affect any of the answers.

Is your name Terry Crews?

Yes.

Do you play the character Terry on Brooklyn?

99 Yes, I do.

Is Terry ready to take this lie detector test?

I'm ready.

Is that true?

We are ready and let's get started.

First off, let's start with some questions about your life.

Would you say you put a lot of effort into the upkeep of your physique?

Yes, definitely.

Do you think you'd be able to go a full week without working out?

No.

Would you say that you like working out more than you like playing with your kids?

Yes.

Is that true?

It ISS.

I'll pay for it.

They're going to see this.

Do you sweat a lot when you work out?

Yes.

Do you still use Old Spice?

Yes.

Is that true?

That is true.

That true, Terry, that's true.

That's true.

Um, I still use Old Spice.

I don't have a deal with them anymore.

Um, but I still use it.

Have you ever tried using acts?

Never.

Never.

You learned how to play the flute as a child, right?

Yes, Do you think you'd win and a flute off against this woman?

Lissa?

No.

Is that true?

All true?

Is it fair to say that this man is a serious flute hater?

Yes.

Why's that?

Doesn't think it's a real instrument.

He doesn't like the way the flute sounds and music, But it's really started.

All blaxploitation movies, all the stuff, you know, all the jazz, you know?

Remember being from taxi.

Do you remember that?

Is it true that you were once a courtroom sketch artist?

Yes.

Do you ever sketch your co stars when they're not looking?

Yes.

Who do you sketch the most?

I tend to sketch Stephanie beaches the most because she's right across from my desk on Brooklyn, 99 And I could see her from right across the room, and she doesn't know.

Would you be embarrassed if she saw one of your drawings?

Now, because I'm pretty good.

Is that true?

Yes.

Yes, it is.

You're pretty confident you love to bake on your cheat days.

Is that correct?

Yes, I do.

Would you ever consider having your own baking show?

Yes.

I would definitely do that if you were in a baking competition.

Do you know what issued Big?

Oh, yeah.

I would make a bread pudding, but you wouldn't believe.

Do you think you'd win?

I'd win it and it would look good to like.

It would be an artistic bread pudding.

Have you ever watched the show?

The great British Bake off?

Yes, I have that.

Ever make you cry?

No.

That.

Why not?

Are you a monster?

No.

Uh, it's just that, you know, I don't feel a lot for Baker's.

Uh, so that's where I'm at right now.

Thank you for your honesty.

Got a lot of empathy for Baker.

Okay.

Don't love a baker you fast.

Every day until 2 p.m. Is that right?

This Would you say that your diet and workout is more intense than this man's Mark Walberg off?

Definitely way more intense than that.

You're sure?

I'm sure.

I'm positive.

I don't think he could last with me.

Do you think you could outlived him?

Yes.

Do you think you could lift him?

Definitely.

And what about this man?

Do you think you could out lift him?

Yes.

That didn't sound very true.

It's not false.

There's no indication that it's true.

or not.

It's at the whole truth, Terry.

You know, first of all, can I say something?

We have different workouts.

They're things that he's better than me.

And there's things that I'm better at him at certain exercises.

I know he would be much better than me, but there are certain things that I could do that I know he couldn't do.

So.

That's where that yes came from.

You seem defensive because I love him.

Let's move on.

Let's talk about your career.

Your family had a reality show in 2010 called the Family Cruise.

Did you watch other shows in preparation for them?

No.

So you never kept up with the Kardashians?

They weren't even on when we were on the same time.

I'm battle.

Would you say that you're the Kris Jenner of your household?

No.

My wife is the Kris Jenner of our household.

I'm the Brody Jenner of my house.

Do you think you work harder than Christian?

Er, no, I don't.

I think she's got some major major plans.

She knows what to do.

I love Chris.

I following Christmas footsteps for Really?

Is that true?

Berry?

All true?

Is there anyone who works harder than Kris Jenner?

No.

Every time I see her, she's working.

It's all work.

24 hours she's sleeping and filming herself.

Sleep.

I'll tell you on the show.

Watch what happens live.

You said that White chicks, too, was definitely happening.

But then Marlon Wayans posted on Instagram saying that there would be no white chicks, too.

So let's settle this once and for all.

Terry, will there be a white chicks, too?

Snap here.

It's not fair.

Can I tell you what happened?

I ran into Sean.

We were at a store and I said, Hey, man, how you doing?

He says, Hey, how you doing?

And I said, What's going on?

He said, You know what?

We're working on White chicks, too, and I'm not really and Charles like, Yeah, and I'm like, Yeah, okay, All right.

So then I started to impress, and everybody keeps asking me about white chicks, too.

And I go, Yeah, it's going on because I got the okay from Shawn and then later on, Mona's like, what's Teri talking about?

Marlin put the pin and that whole idea.

So technically, I was right.

From what I heard But actually, I was wrong by what was actually going on.

So let's give Shawn this test.

I've been waiting to get that out a long, long time ago.

My long time.

We appreciate that.

That seem tough.

Okay, Real talk.

Do you like one of the Wayans?

More than the others.

Yes.

Will you tell us which one?

Kina.

Keenen Ivory Wayans.

He's the one.

Makes sense as the host of America's got talent.

Would you say you have an eye for talent?

Yes.

So you never regretted any of your golden buzzers then?

Never, ever.

If you were auditioning for America's got talent, do you know what your talent would be?

I would paint a mural off myself.

Shirtless.

I would be shirtless in the mural and I would have my shirt off as I was painting the shirtless mirror.

And with Simon Callow give you the X.

Yes, he would, but I keep painting because they couldn't stop me.

Okay, let's move on to pop culture.

In the 2019 Oscars, you wore a harness on the red carpet.

Do you think you wore your harness better than this man?

Timothy Sh Element, Yes.

Is that true.

That is true.

I did.

I like Timothy.

I think it's awesome.

But I wore the hell out of that harness.

That was hot dope.

It was hot.

I agree.

Would you consider yourself to be a fashionable man?

Would you say you're more fashionable than your friend Adam Sandler?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I know.

That's right.

You're very confident.

Yeah, waving on that.

My heart didn't even palpitating What?

You've been married for 30 years.

Do you consider yourself to be a good husband when in the marriage?

First of all, I cannot cannot explain the first few years of our marriage.

I was not a good husband.

I was very selfish.

I was like what you would call a toxic male.

I thought that I was more valuable than my wife and she showed me the light of my ways.

And she let me know that I was wrong and I had to change and I did.

So now I was saying, I'm a good husband.

Would you say she's a great wife?

She's always been a great always.

There was never one time when she was not a great way.

Do you still do household chores Yes.

When?

Last week.

Shoot?

Two days ago.

What did you do?

You know what I love to do.

I love cleaning the kitchen.

There's nothing more satisfying than account is shiny and spotless.

I am really, really a d d.

When it comes to that.

And I love cleaning my kitchen.

It's a very therapeutic thing for me.

Do you and your wife text when you're not together?

Oh, yes, all the time.

Do you ever send Emojis as innuendos?

I do.

What's your go to?

It's my face going like this.

That's that's true.

You know the new ones on the iPhone?

I always said they're like one of the rooms in your office has Star Wars wallpaper.

Have you seen all the most recent films?

All of them.

Did you enjoy the rise of Skywalker?

Oh, you are going?

Damn, You're going.

I love Star Wars.

This was not my favorite.

One wasn't your least favorite one.

Oh, man.

Yes.

He's being very truthful.

We appreciate your honesty.

Did you lie at any point during this interview and we didn't catch?

You know, he's past.

He's he's not lied once.

All right, that's a wrap.

Get this thing off me.