I thoughtitwasgonnaprocessmycreditcard a littlebitfaster.
I'm doingitnow.
If I'velearnedanythingfrommovingfivetimesinthepastfouryears, itisthatmakesyourealizehowmuchshityouown.
Thefirsttime I movedacrossthecountryfromMarylandto L.
A.
I diditwithtwosuitcasesandnothingelse.
Butthistime I mayormaynothaveaccumulated a littlebitmorestuffthistime.
I amhiring a movingservice, buteverysinglesquarefootofspaceon a crosscountrytruckreallyaddsup, so I'm tryingtobringaslittleaspossible.
Sotostartout, I decidedtobookusfallat a fleamarkettohelpmedownsizemy l a sciencewardrobeintosomething a littlebitmore 200 squarefeetstudioinManhattansize.
Hello, Goodmorning.
Itislike 7 a.m. on a Saturday, and I amattheSilverLakeFleaMarket.
I realizethat I have a lotofclothestogetridofbecauseit's reallyexpensivetoshipstuffacrossthecountry.
And I didn't wanttopay, like, thousandsofdollarstogetmywardrobe.
Soyeah, normally I sawmystuffonline, but I figuredthatitwouldbekindofcool.
Soyeah, rightnow I'm justkindofsomehowlike, arrangeallofmyclothesontherighthangerstheylookkindofinsteadofseizing, whichisturningouttobeharderthan I expected.
I have a lotofrespectforthepeoplewhodofrommarketsbecauseactually, reallyhardtomake a parkinglotlooking.
Thankyou.
ThingCamerassofuckinggood.
I know, Right?
By 9 a.m. Mylittleparkinglotsquarewaslooking a bitstiffhere, andthefreemarketofficiallyopened.
Wait, itisnearly 5 p.m. And I justpickedupatthefleamarket.
Overall, I wouldsaythedaywasabsolutelybigsuccess.
Atfirst I wassonervousthatnobodywasgonnacomebecause, like, onepersonwascomingat a time, whichisreallynice, because I gottoactuallytalktopeoplefor, like, a reallylongperiodoftimeandgettoknowthem.
Butitreallystartedpickingupintheafternoon.
Somanypeoplecameouttherewaslike a linefor, like, fourhours.
Sometimes I feellike I forgethowcoolthingwehavehereontheInternetisbecause I don't gettoseeyouguysinreallife.
Andthiswas a reallygood I wasjustreallyfeelingthelove, like, literallyonegirljustcameuptomeandsaidthat I'm a goodpersonandlike, I don't know, thatreallyfuckinggotmebecause I don't feellike a goodperson a lotoftime.
Andtojust, like, seesomebodywhowassosurethat I was, um, itwasreallyreassuringgranted, like, I don't know, sheonlyknowstheimagethat I putontheInternet, andsheprobablydoesn't knowlike, oh, myfuckedupshitthat's insidemybrain.
But, um, I don't knowisverysweet.
I feltverylovetoday, and I reallyHi.
I hadsubmitted, I guess, like a surveythingonlineaboutrequesting a quotefor a moveto L.
A fromNewYork.
Could I do 11 to 12 onWednesday, please?
Okay, youtoo.
So I justgotoffthephonewith a movingcompany.
I wouldnotrecommendjustgooglinglikemovingcompany, and I'm goingwiththetopresult.
I lookat a coupleofdifferentarticlesandcustomerreviewsforrichmovingcompanywasthemosthighlyrecommendedinhighschooltalkinganything.
ItistocrossreferenceyoursourcesthatandWikipediaisthedevil, and I shouldneverhavesex.
And a lotofthementionedthiscompanywasmoving.
So I submitted a requestfor a quoteonlineandoh, boy, it's gonnabe 1000 $264.
I wasconsideringjustmovingwith, like, twosuitcaseson a planeandleavingeverythingelsebehindin l.
A.
So I wouldn't havetopayformoving.
Butgiventhefactthat I have a goodmattress, a coupleofreallygorgeousgoldmirrorsthat I reallylikeandanarmchairthat I'vegottenstrangelyemotionallyattachedtooverthepastcoupleofyearsnottogetherisworthmorethanthecostofmoving.
Youguysknowthatapartmentmakeoverislike a bigpartofmychannel, and I haddeadusandmakingthisvideofor a year.
But I hadnotfinishedbuildingtheapartmentororeditedanyofit.
Andbasically, when I readit, I willdolike a roughcut.
Andthen I willgobackandgetfuneral, whichiskindofthose, likeadditionallittleclipsthatmightbelike a pieceoffurnitureoranextrashotineditorial, thatkindoffailinggapsinthevoiceoverandmakethevideoflowsmoothly.
Sobasicallythatmeantthat I hadtoeditmyentireapartmentmakeoverbefore I couldgetstartedpackingandmovingbecause I didkeepkindoflikethesetofmymainoverapartment.
Ifthatmakessense, thisisprettymuchwhat I lookedlikeforanentireweek.
Leadinguptotheholidays.
I wentintofullpotatoeditingmoleratmodelike I didnotseethesunforlike, Butoncemyapartmentmakeoverwasfinallyup, itwastimetogetstartedonthemovingprocessforreal.
Ifthere's doubt, I'm notwhollyknow, I couldgetall I wantandstillhavethenervetoaskif I'm havinganyfun.
Dranktoomuchagain.
I don't rememberanything, I said.
Hopesandlove.
Itwaslovely, butthatdoesn't soundlikeme.
Nexttime I'llcountsecondsinstead.
Eatinghardidiot.
Socleverisn't I knowthatthere's nopointtoday, wildeyesorinchaps, coffeecupsandepitaphsthat's tortureistosayit's allforkidsyearsold.
Slowly, peopletrickledbackinto L.
A aftertheholidays, justintimeformetogiveawaywhen I couldn't bewithme.
Sothisismyneighborhood, Tyler.
You'vebeentheonetakingcareofmyplanswhile I wasgoneinLondonandthenNewYork, andnowheistheadoptivefatherofmyplants.
As I went, thisislikewhateverybodyhasbeenaskingmewhowastakingtheseplants.
Don't.
Thisactuallylookssoominous.
Itlookslikeitwashorrible.
I leftsomeplansformyfriend.
Ryaniswell, whopromisedto 50 bothplantseverysinglemorningtokeephimandbecause I genuinelyowneditObscenenumberofplants.
I stillhadmoretogiveawaytoVanessa.
Okay, I don't wanttodie.
And I alsogottokissmybeautifulbike, which I don't think I wouldhavereported.
NewYork.
Soitisofficiallysevendaysbefore I movedtoNewYork.
Andtodayisthedaythat I'm sellingmycar.
Oh, God, thisfeelsweird.
Todayisthedaythatithasreallysettledinthat I ammoving.
I hadthiswholelikebucketlistofthingsthat I wantedtodoin l A.
Before I leftallthesepeoplehewantedtosee.
Andatthispoint, it's justnothappeningandisweirdlybeenmakingmeanxiousthat I can't doitall.
I feellike I failedeventhoughtheonlythingthat I sayitwaslikemyself, I justfeellikeit's mylastchancetodosomuchButasmyfriendputit, whichiscomforting.
Thisisn't gonnabethelasttime I'm everin L.
A.
I'llprobablyviewbackherein, like, sixmonthsor a yearforbusiness, so I'llhave a chancetodothatstuffagain.
But I feellikeit'llfeeldifferentwhen I don't livehereanyways.
SosinceitisNewYork, obviously I cannotbringmycarwithme.
Sothefirststepinthiswholeprocesswascleaningmycarbecause, asyoucantell, I parkoutsideandthebirdshavedefinitelymadethemselvesforyouathome.
So I tookmycartothecarwash, and I evenrentedoutoneofthoseminivacuumso I coulddetailtheinsideofmycarand I sprayeditwithsomefreshcarscentsoitwouldbeallniceandreadyforitsnewowner.
Lastweek, I alsowenttogetmycarappraisedatusedcardealership.
Nowthiswas a lotlessintimidating.
That I thought I thoughttheyweregonnadrillmewithquestionsaboutmycar, butinreality, I literallyjustgavehimthekeystomycar.
Theytook, like, 30 40 minutestolookatit, andthentheygaveme a price.
Now, thelastthing I wouldhaveexpectedtogetemotionalaboutonthismove, itwasmycar.
I'veneverbeen a bigcarculturepersonlike I literallycouldnotgive a shitwhattypeofcaryoudriveinless.
Thegasmileageisreally, reallybad.
Butafter I gotmycarpraiseforsomereasononthedrivehome, I couldnotstopcryingbecausethiscarhasbeenwithmethroughsofuckingmuch.
Thisisthecarthatif I am I gettingsoemotional, thisisthecarthat I learnedtodrivein.
Thisisthecarthat I tookmydriver's licensetestin, and I nearlyfaileditbecause I'vegotleftandrightnextup.
Yes, I graduatedcollege, but I stillhavetodothistofigureoutwhichoneisleftinwhichoneisrightbasis.
Theliteralseatthat I hadmyfirsteffortmakeoutseshwhen I waslike, 16 yearsold, and I drovethisguytogetfrozenyogurtbecausetherewas a NationalEnglishHonorSocietyfundraiserthere.
I actuallycalculatedthisbasedonmyhighschooljobs, whichonaveragepaidmearound $7.50 aftertaxes.
I spent 800 hoursofworktobuythiscar.
I rememberthatyear I hadfiveroommatesin a twobedroomapartment.
Thereweresomanygirlsinthatapartment, itwasliterally a firehazard.
So I legallycouldn't beontheleasebecausethatwouldjustbetoomuchpeopleintolittlespace.
And I rememberthiscarbecamereallyspecialtomebecauseitwastheonlypieceofpropertyinthisworldthatwascompletelymyown.
Andsometimeswhen I gotreallyoverwhelmedwithmyroommates, I wouldjustgotoourundergroundgarageandsitinmycarbecauseitwastheonlytimethat I couldeverjustbebymyself.
Then I gotmyfirstcaraccidentinthiscar.
Thisboythat I reallylikedfrommyhometowninIrelandcametovisitmeand I lead.
Hewasthefirstpersonwhoevercametovisitme, and I wasreallytryingtoimpresshimandbelike, coolandcare B and B inHollywood.
Andwhen I wasparting, ah, carranintome.
And I stillhavethedenttothisday, I don't know.
Thiscarhasjustbeenlikethrough a lotwithme.
I feellike I'm givingoff a littlepartofmychildhood.
Andlikethethingthat I grewupwith, it's a literallikehunkofmetal.
I shouldnotbe.
Thinkthisemotionalofit.
Sheseemethrough a lot.
Soanyways, before I sellthiscartonight, whatifmyfavoritethingstodoin L.
A.
Istodriveuptothehills?
Duringsunset?
I putonmycountryradioonthewayup, andwhenyoureachthetopoftheHill's, it's themostbeautifulviewof L.
A AhhoforanelevatedsurfaceWhatcan I say?
Justbecauseyouknowjustbecausecaringislovingandlovingiscarryingwithbrightsidethis'llisthelasttime I willevergetstuckin l A traffic.
Goodbye, baby.
Thankyoufortoleratinghowbad I amapparent.
Littleparking.
Thankyoufordealingwithmyterriblelittlecarseat.
Shouldn't that I danced a countrymusicwhile I'm driving.
Thanksforstickingaround.
Well, I grewup.
Let's getthespread, baby.
I alreadygotmycarfacearejusthopingtosellit.
Okay, I amofficiallyonePriuspoorand $5500 richer.
Now I'm waitingformyliftpooltopickmeup.
I feellike I'm inninthgradeagainbefore I gotmydriver's licenseand I'm waitingformymom.
Booze.
Hi, guys.
Soitisofficiallymovingdaynow, ladiesandgents, we'llmostlyladies, I havepulledoff a lotoflastminutethingsinmylife, namelyeverysingleweekwhile I'vebeencollegedoinganyassignmentormakinganyYouTubevideo.
But I don't think I'veeverdonesomethingquitehislastminute.