All right, one of the things I love about your family

is your open.

You'll talk about anything at all, completely 100% honest.

Yes.

So now it's a game called Keeping Up With The Blank.

You just have to fill in the blank.

OK.

My favorite daughter is?

Oh, man.

Come on.

Of the day?

Yeah, today.

Today?

Khloe.

All righty.

[LAUGHTER]

I'm gonna to have to disconnect everybody's TVs tomorrow.

At the end of the day, nothing relaxes me like a good stiff?

Vodka.

That's right.

Belvedere.

Belvedere.

She knows.

I always have to stock Belvedere when you come over.

Belvedere, that's right.

When I call, blank, they never pick up.

That probably is nobody.

Everyone picks up for you.

Kylie.

Really?

Yeah.

She doesn't pick up?

Not a lot.

I wish Kim would stop posting pictures of blank.

Out with it.

I don't-- I don't know.

Yes you do.

Her cooking photos.

You're such a liar.

So many cooking photos.

So many.

Stop with the cooking.

Cupcakes.

My next grandchild will come from?

Kourtney.

All right, really?

Or maybe Kylie.

What do you think?

You're asking me?

I think Kourtney-- yeah, Auntie.

Maybe Kendall.

Ooh.

Kylie-- because Kylie--

they're back together right?

Her and Travis.

I don't if they're back together.

They're just great co-parenters.

They're together.

Yeah, they're together a lot.

Mm-hmm.

Well, that's good.

When I'm on vacation I always?

Drink.

Drink.

Drink.

Today my smartest daughter is?

Kim.

Today my favorite grandchild is?

Well, I saw her right before I came here so it's Dream.

Aw.

It seemed like a good idea but I really regret?

Drinking last night.

You should never do, blank, on a first date.

Have sex?

Is that true?

That would be good advice.

Yeah.

Not on a first date.

No.

Going on the Ellen show always makes me feel?

Warm and fuzzy.

Aw.

The stupidest thing I ever did for money was?

Where do I start?

You're thinking of a bunch of things, really?

Yeah.

I'm thinking of things that you throw on the wall,

like throwing spaghetti against the wall.

Like, silly deals you might have said yes to that

didn't make sense.

Yeah.

Well, it all worked out, didn't it?

Yeah.

It did.

Yeah.

It all worked out in the end.

All right, I love you.

I love you too.

Thanks for being here.

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