Hi.

Did you enjoy that game we just played?

No.

No?

Well, I mean, I've--

[SIGHS] that's a game, huh?

It's a fun game.

Oh!

Because you just have one-word clues.

It's challenging.

Yeah.

Do you like games?

Do you like to play games?

No.

Oh.

[LAUGHS]

Well, then.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No games at all, huh?

You know, I'm sort of bad at games.

No, I can't believe that.

You're a smart man.

But I'm bad at games.

All right.

Well, you're smart enough to know that.

Yes.

Yeah.

You look good.

You look really good.

Well, thank you.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

What did I look like before?

Really bad.

Really bad.

The difference is amazing.

I feel so much better.

Yeah, yeah.

Now, there's a picture of you on a bike.

Look at your arms.

Now, let me-- look at these arms.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

What's happening there?

Do you work out like crazy?

Just trust me, they're good.

No, I don't work out like crazy.

I work out a bit.

I mean, I ride bikes and I play tennis.

Well, that's an electric bike.

But yeah.

It's not an electric bike.

Yes, it is.

I had one.

It's not an electric bike.

It is.

I don't have an electric bike.

That's what--

I see people with electric bikes, I go,

that's an electric bike.

I don't like [INAUDIBLE].

What is that giant pack on the front of it?

That is an electric bike.

It's not an electric bike.

I don't have an electric bike.

It's not?

It's not an electric bike.

It's not an electric bike.

All right.

People are really angry when--

Is this a game?

No.

It's not.

I thought for sure it was an electric bike,

because it looked like it with that big thing on there.

Nope?

All right, I believe you.

I don't think you're going to lie.

Those aren't my arms either.

[LAUGHTER]

They're your arms and they look good.

It's a nice picture, though.

Now, what are you--

there's something-- no, something-- you changed

your diet or something, I read.

I did.

What are you doing now?

Practically nothing.

I eat vegetables and fish.

That's good.

That's very healthy for you.

No dairy, no-- what was the other thing?

Meat?

That, yeah, sure.

No dairy.

Gosh, there's one other thing.

Carbs.

What?

Gluten.

I don't know.

But it's really boring.

Everyone's just guessing.

It's really boring.

I know, but the fact that you can stick to it

is pretty impressive, because it is hard to eat really, really

clean.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's good.

Did you do it for some kind of reason or you just decided

it's probably better for me?

I just decided I was tired of eating meat.

Yeah.

And I know it's not really good for the planet.

No, it's not good for the planet.

And you are--

And it's not really good for me.

No, it's good to not eat meat, I find.

Speaking of the environment, you went and spoke at the UN

in front of a whole bunch of people--

Yeah.

--talking about the environment.

I did.

Good for you for doing that.

Thank you for helping all of us--

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

--speaking for us.

Now, do you get nervous for something like that?

Not till I get there.

[LAUGHS]

Really?

I don't have enough sense to be.

But then I was in this room and I was on a dais.

That's what they call it, a dais.

Yes.

And everybody else was a head of state.

And I thought, oh, man, they made some big mistake here.

Yeah.

But then they let me talk about what I wanted to talk about,

which was the environment.

Yeah.

Well, good for you.

Good for you for doing that.

I mean, I think that's very cool.

Well, we all got to do that.

Yeah.

We got to start talking about it, we got to start doing it,

and we got to insist that our elected officials do it.

Yes, we do.

Yes, we do.

[APPLAUSE]

All right.

We'll be back.

We're back with Harrison Ford.

And we bumped in before with a clip, Call of the Wild.

This is a book.

It's adapted from a very, very well-known book.

Yeah.

Tell everyone what it's about.

It's about that thick, but we made it into a bigger movie.

It's a book that's been around for 100 years.

It's never been out of circulation.

It's a widely read book.

And we've done a movie that's based on it.

It's a little different.

And one of the interesting things about the--

oh, I should--

I'll fill in the blanks.

It's a story of a dog named Buck who goes on an adventure,

and the adventures is that he is being

taken from his comfortable California home

to the Canadian Yukon to be impressed into a dog sled team

to work.

And he goes through several owners

until he meets the character that I play.

And we bring some value to each other.

Now, the dog in the movie, there's no dog.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't know why you think there's a dog in the movie.

I saw the movie.

There's a dog.

No, I know.

Look, right there.

Yep.

There's a dog.

I know you think you saw a dog, but there was no dog.

So there's a man dressed as a dog when you're doing scenes?

Well, not dressed as a dog, dressed as a man

with balls on him, little white balls on him.

[LAUGHTER]

And he's a stand-in for the dog--

Right.

--so that we know where to look, because if there's not

a dog there, you got to have someplace to look.

And he was great.

The guy was great.

His name is Terry Notary.

He's an actor.

He's a former Cirque du Soleil gymnast.

And he was really--

he was great.

Did you have to pet him?

What do you mean, have to?

I enjoyed petting him, and rubbing him behind the ear,

and rolling around on the floor, scratching his tummy like that.

He loved that.

He loved it.

I bet he did.

Yeah.

I bet he did.

It was weird for a while, but--

[LAUGHTER]

--but you get used to things.

Yeah.

I would love to see those pictures

of you rubbing that man's belly with the balls on him.

Yeah.

Can you deny, verify, or whatever, "Indiana Jones,"

they're saying that--

I can deny that it's not happening.

You can deny that it's not happening.

So it is happening.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

When is it happening?

I can't tell you.

Yes, you can.

No, I don't know.

We're going to start--

we hope to start soon, this summer--

Wow!

"Indiana Jones"--

--this late summer.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

That's fantastic.

I can't wait for that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's amazing.

It's going to be fun.

Are you excited?

I am excited.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's going to be fantastic.

They're great fun to make.

Yes, it is.

[INAUDIBLE]

All right, in the meantime, Call of the Wild,

with a man with balls on it that looks like a dog,

is in theaters Friday.

We'll be right back.

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